No.113005
I've gotten in pretty good shape in spite of some injuries, I keep losing everything (materially and otherwise-though with the latter to say 'everything' would be extremely hyperbolic though. ROTFL) over and over again and the temptation is there to just accept defeat in this incarnation and regress to that part of me that just wants to drop any productive disciplines I currently maintain and just eat sweety yum yum foods, get CRUNK and play video games heh
I am raging against le dying of le light rn, hbu famalams
No.113021
Up to 8.5 pullups a set from less than 1 like a month ago heh
No.113026
>>113021Im a full time zombie slave because I made the naive mistake of starting a family. So I cant even imagine coming home and working out after suffering all day.
No.113030
>>113026Start posting your entire expenditures and income and tax details here as well as any credentials or other relevant assets you may have and let us suggest strategies to free yourself and your spawn from economic slavery or whatever you call it when "you have to go to work or else something bad will happen"
No.113032
>>113021Form > all else
Do a full ROM. Dead hang even. So many fags do 30% ROM "pullups"
No.113033
>>113032Actually you're right, when I do them I think I'm not doing them from a complete dead hang a good portion of the time. The first one for sure but the subsequent ones I'm so in a hurry to get to the next rep it actually never happens. L-...LOL
JUST No.113034
>>113026I'm pretty sure women make more than men now. Why not just live humbly and frugally, then send your wife to work so you can be a stay-at-home dad?
This is a woman's economy. Let the woman work
No.113035
>>113034It's probably just the silly demoralization agent again, to whom I'd say: excuses are like heckin' butts. Everyone has them and they all stink xd
Put some dumbbells in your hand RIGHT NOW
No.113036
>>113035 Working out Is gay, put a pitchfork or a welding gun or a door dash bike in your hand rather than a dumb bell. Working out is the sweaty jew. The n
Jew wants you to pay taxes so you can pay taxes for dumbbells but really you should be delivering chinese Ketamine to people and not paying taxes. I haven't really fully developed this theory but I'm sick of working out as the suggestion for so many types of discomtent. It might prevent or help you snap out of some types of episode depressive or otherwise, but working out is not Good
No.113043
>>113040>unambiguously goodWorking out can cause injuries. I think squats and deadlift is much more likely to do this compared to curls or whatever . It also consumes energy. If you're living a real life you wouldn't have all this extra energy to lift metal. Again, if youre so mentally ill right now, so addicted to it, that you have to keep doing it for equilibrium, that's fine, do what you gotta do,
No.113044
>>113043>Working out can cause injuriesOnly if you're retarded
>It also consumes energy. If you're living a real life you wouldn't have all this extra energy to lift metalStop cooming and you'll have far more energy than you have right now. Enough energy to radically change your life
No.113045
>>113044Do you think those who stop cooming will have sperm swimming up their spine convincing them not to waste time and effort and energy moving metal when there are car parts to be stolen, evil boomers to be poisoned, and nice old lady boomers with no savings who need a new porch. Go build an old lady a new porch. Oh wait, you don't know how to build a porch , you don't know what size nails and what type of wood, you don't have the attention span and executive function to plan and do what should be a 1 day project, you tell the old lady you'll get started, you buy wood that chatgpt says will work, you only demolish half the old porch before dark, it rains in the night and your brand new wood that you didn't put a tarp over is wet, you wonder if this matters, you think, I'm so glad I lifted weights and paid taxes and didn't masturbate
No.113046
>>113005In /fit/ terms I sinned, lardmaxxed - gained like 10-16kg over my leanest weight whilst adding no muscle because I wasn't lifting with intensity if at all, not that I could have made that appreciable gains anyway. Except may e in deadlifts where I'm getting closer to my max, repping 145kg for 5 or so now, adding some weight every session.
No.113049
>>113030I actually do have a pretty based and modern financial plan to retire young. I'm not playing that boomer-tier "work till you die" bullshit.
>>113034Would love to but she couldn't make nearly as much as me and she would probably get into a fender bender every day driving to work.
No.113052
>>113049The straight tree is cut down
The crooked tree lives for 10,000 years
>>113045>Do you think those who stop cooming will have sperm swimming up their spine convincing them not to waste time and effort and energyUnless you're trying to make babby
and this is a very bad time for such things then cooming itself is a waste of energy. Lots of vitamins, minerals and calories go into making coom
>I'm so glad I lifted weights and paid taxes and didn't masturbate<not being a tax deficit in 2026NGMI
No.113053
>>113052I acknowledge that making cum takes energy and that in excess would probably have side effects, but, coom one mane, you're soooo obsessed with this coom stuff . I could take it more seriously if it was presented as part of a broader regime for self improvement but your other thing is recommending working out which is very questionable. Let me guess are you the guy who has the app and gadget to do kegels so you can fuck your wife without wasting your sperms? At some point, the energy spent preventing yourself from cooming becomes excessive, and I think youve reached that point.
>It's not just about optimization, it's spiritual, Are you this obsessed with the spiritual implications of other activities?
Trying to be spiritually pure is only one way of being spiritual. I bet if I stare at screenshots of your posts and think about you getting brain cancer while I masturbate over 9000 times but don't coom the whole time, it can charge a virtual voodoo sigil that I can release by having sex with a girl who's had more than 5 abortions and then when I coom in her allegedly infertile regions you'll have brain cancer. I acknowledge that I possibly may spend few trillion simulated lifetimes worth of abrahamic limbo torture for this
No.113055
>>113053>coom one mane, you're soooo obsessed with this coom stuffIt's the simplest recommendation with the greatest results. This stuff never crosses my mind at all until I see someone on 4chon complaining about their life
<I'm depressed ;_;<I don't have any energyAnd I bet everyone of these people is blasting out a tablespoon of zinc, magnesium, and testosterone every single day
>I could take it more seriously if it was presented as part of a broader regime for self improvement but your other thing is recommending working out which is very questionableWorking out is usually good if one's posture is good, however it's not as important or potent as the above advice of
not doing something. I don't believe I've ever recommended or even spoken about the topic unless someone else already is speaking of it. Exercise is too specific of a recommendation to give out to anonymous strangers
>Are you this obsessed with the spiritual implications of other activities? I have never mentioned spirituality, which is irrelevant to these topics
You're really speculating and perhaps projecting with your posts. Imagine if alcoholics were as common as coomers and I was recommending people here to not drink
<hey man drinking is bad for you<YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH NOT DRINKING YOU FREAKIn terms of probability, the average depressed imageboard user probably watches too much porn, faps too much, and doesn't get outside enough
No.113058
>>113055Ok if you're not that same kegels guy I take back saying youre obsessed. Everyone has their little schtick online, you can be anti cooming, I can be anti working out (which is homosexual and a waste of time and energy unless youre mentally ill and live in a pod where you can't go for a walk or fix an old lady's sink) Nothing against kegels gadgets either , just the combination of it with all the anti coom posts Ive seen since then. Ft. I wonder how many anti coomers there are on this board. You claim there are more coomers than alcoholics. What's your definition of being a coomer, more often than once a year? Are you the same guy who said edging is also bad?, I can never tell for sure which anti coomer I'm chatting with or how many there are, maybe that's why you're saying I'm projecting because I'm like remembering some other guy saying coom is a spiritual life essence , but it's nice to be able to do it for free on this website instead of spending money to go to a bar or other thing that costs money
No.113111
>>113104Getting permanently banned from 4chan is a blessing. Now you can stop wasting your time arguing with bots, retards and shills.
No.113116
>>113104Idk if that's 4chan but it's not just you. I get banned literally every time I post.
1 post = ban every single time
No.113184
>>113182dude. Go after the woman that doesn't post her face online. The average normie NPC woman gets a drug-like high from male attention. You need to find a woman that won't show her face and thinks that's only for dumb whores.
No.113199
>>113184Got it. Getting me a Vtuber gf
No.113200
>>113178frontal spin kick to the teeth to that grinning oblivious retard face
practice spin kick
small movements, legwork, balance and motion coordination matters, things add up
stay healthy
No.113247
>>113200>>stay healthyThank you, Satan for caring about me and my health in this hell.
No.113259
Dr Pidorson said you shouldnt pray for things that you want
Wtf I've been doing that all this time
He said that you should ask for the path forward to be revealed to you or somethin very alon those lines.
No.113270
>>113259Praying should not equal divine begging
No.113275
>>113270Then wtf those sky clowns for anyway
No.113361
>>113360>i am surrounded by people who can't just practice the most basic social and clerical skillsTake advantage of this situation to the maximal degree possible. Stop being a good wagie
No.113362
>>113361I genuinely have no reason to still be there besides my car has been a gay little faggot recently and I need to get a new (used) vehicle that's reliable enough to drive longer distances. If not for its shenanigans, I would've been out of there by spring like I initially planned.
No.113363
>>113362I feel you. Buy something Japanese with a manual transmission. Avoid CVT like the plague
No.113366
I feel like shit today. Stopped taking caffeine for 3 weeks. Then took a very small amount for 3 days in a row due to circumstances. Yesterday cold turkey again. Had a terrible headache and no energy yesterday, then today it's just feeling sick all day. It's crazy what something like caffeine can do to the mindbody
No.113367
>>113366I have successfully detoxed from it several times but eventually after however many months or even a year or more I think it was at one point curiosity gets the better of me and I succumb to it again. Evil substance heh, next time I quit I'm done for good! H-...honest!
No.113368
Ah fuck I forgot to set up that hormone panel test, I need to see what endocrinological issues I may have now that I'm as old as balls
No.113370
>>113368and LDL cholesterol to know if your vessels may have plaque
No.113380
Your boy deadlifted 147kg x5 today. Went up real easy, could've done 3+ more reps, will do 150kg in a few days, or even more honestly. 3 or 4 reps deadlifting is pretty comfy, any more and it gets tiresome. 8 or more reps is a real pain. I don't really believe in losing muscle when cutting so we'll see how much of that strength I can keep when I cut (and I will cut FAST, due some um... stuff that helps cutting).
No.113400
>>113041I'm the guy who said working out is gay. I don't even remember if it's this thread but I have said this more than once haha . I am not the "demoralization agent ". I've "Argued" with some guy who always says "Life sucks" . Idk if that's in this thread but , I am not demoralized and I will start trip fagging if I have one more disagreement about masturbating, wasting energy by lifting metal unproductively when there are sex to be had or paid or volunteer or illegal work to be done (though I acknowledge that in some rare and unfortunate scenarios like prison, working out ican be a suitable choice) or invasive plants, there's some guy who always says an opinion I don't agree with about invasive plants, shut the fuck up
No.113410
>>113400>wasting energy by lifting metal unproductively when there are sex to be hadStudies have shown that out of all measurable qualities, muscle mass has the greatest correlation with sex. You seem ESL so I will rephrase this: the more muscle you have, the more sex you get
No.113412
>>113410Now you argue against the anti masturbating guy who also believes sex is bad. I have already proven working out is bad by working out for 5 years while being a virgin, then having sex with 11 women loudly, immediately after burning down the gym and beginning to smoke drugs. So , I have already proven the optimality of my protocols. You plebeians need to get it together fucking casuals
No.113414
>>113412This post reads like it was generated by a 2019 cheap AI model.
No.113423
>>113400Lifting weights feels GOOD, retard! There are way too many beneficial effects not to do it.
No.113432
>>113425$5 says Every single post in this image is by a tranny.
No.113437
>>113423Go work at an Amazon warehouse if you like lifting so much . Why don't you tell people to do that ?
No.113441
>>113432>making meaningless distinctions between 2 things>complaining about nothing that mattersI would bet that was actually a real female.
