No.13203
>>13202larpers poisoning the well im gonna guess
No.13248
>What are some urban legends you follow?
aleister crowley creating the loch ness monster because he had a house on the lake in scotland is a random cool theory lol
some member of led zeppelin bought his house later on and thought it had spooky vibe as well
No.13253
i only care about john titor. the dude was a legit time traveler don't give a fuck what anyone says. everything he said is comign true.
No.16663
FART DEMONS IN THE WALLS AND CUPBOARDS
IVE SAID TOO MU
No.16747
>>16688can I fug sexy ayylwoman? if so where, asking for my cats nissan micra
No.16775
>>16747they fugg
you, though..
No.16778
>>16775When I'm gonna
fugg u up, there's no second way about it.
No.16791
Employees of the state need to be run out of all towns, cities, and ways.
No.16792
>>16791they live in gated communities. and all together. you'll never touch them. cops for example live all together in the same neighborhoods.
No.17112
the snail salon
No.17114
>>17111tripsenem gottenem
No.17116
>>16792They suffer from poor health decisions, and cover up their criminally mistaken existence with the fugmen in the state. Just mediocre, and so strapped on money, so the desperate, needy, and affordable choices are always made for their own necessary existance.
No.17121
>>17111The real Fugmen are the Massachusetts pedophile ones.
No.17180
>>17116holy niggers you described me!!!
No.17272
>>17121smiley is that you
i'll curse them if you want
i'll have to judge into their exceptions but if you post their face and first and last name i'll get right on it, bonus points for general area, this information will be used to curse, not any IRL travel based fact finding adventure
No.23105
WHO HALLOWEEN HERE!?!?!?
No.24668
bump
No.26263
one urban legend that I follow is the secret macdonalds handy menu like slurp and gawk and slurp
No.34373
The griftor
No.34374
good thread
No.34401
>>13191THE MYTH OF CARELESS UTTER WHORES CLUMBING THROUGH MY WINDOW AND FUCKING MY BALLS AND COCK IN MY SLEEP
No.35806
santa 🎅
No.35807
>>35806The myth of santa being a summoner for SATAN just the letters mixed up satan having people happily saying the same letter
He brainlet tho because it sound different
No.42707
>>34401that's a fantasy not a myth
No.42718
>>42707Youre right, still though that behaviour seems also mythical
No.42724
Men in Black are real and they're spooks and glowies.
They gangstalked Hemingway to death.
No.42792
>>42747This was deboonked a long time ago. The disappearances though are very real.
No.42801
>>42792A moleman is behind this post.
No.43762
Anyone got any to share or not smfh
No.43931
>>43794Little cornhole nigger
No.46555
Hatman is real?
No.47231
The one i just thought up of the results of ships running and carving ice causing it to break off drift and then melt
Shipping lanes and shit like that, they just plow through the ice without a care in the world
Watch the icecaps have been hit by capitalism
No.48252
>humans should keep one article of clothing and never wash it and keep it for years so they can use it for grounding purposes
>t. Have had a dressing gown for like 15 years now, it 'stinks' but I like it, whenever I smell it I get a very strong hit of nostalgia
Highly recommend
No.48257
>>48252This frightens me.
No.48262
NOT MY PROBLEM
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No.48276
>>48275NOT MY PROBLEM
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No.48826
I farted and it smells of shit
No.48875
The urabn legnsds of the piss
No.49154
>>49134Sauource on thumbnail? 🤔👍
No.49221
>>49215Chooliah robertahz in brettay wyomonz
No.49234
>>49226was it full of niggers?
No.50827
>be aliens
>transport humans and animals to earth
>leave
>humans evolve to mine ore
>wait a few years
>come back to earth and steal all ores
>leave
No.50829
School shootings are the elites spoilt kids enacting satanic practices
No.50844
>>50832god i need a cute elf gf
No.53550
Humanities weight forcing more magma out of the ground than is healthy for the planet, we are doomed and that particular scale has been flipped and there nothing we can do about it
No.53574
anyone know of any good urban legend comps?
No.53575
on YouTube
No.54622
Dogman
Greys
Men in black
New world order/illuminati
Asteroid belt containing solar system is a bit sus
Red rooms
No.54813
>>13191lobsters are real and they shop at target, they go at early hours when all the drugkin are too fucked too anything
No.54918
>>50829No, they are vigilantes serving justice to their abusers (and sometimes just glowniggers being glowniggers).
>>54813I don't think I can believe this one
No.58001
>>57567WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.58010
>>58002"stop pressing my face into the pillow you cunt"
No.58040
>>58038Shout-outs to grimdark metroidvanias gotta be one of my favourite gender
No.58130
True love
No.78887
>>78875I'm guessing they're not little smartly dressed wise-cracking manlets like in the Lord of dem Rangs so idk tbqph
No.78889
>>78887they're probably just tiny abo's
No.82130
me getting suck
No.82132
>>78875would you an elf (person with williams syndrome)?
No.82571
fart decay
