No.27434
forever a pone
No.27454
>>27448
I want a big warm hug to envelop my torso and fill me with love until I'm just a snuggly lovebug with no sadness left.
No.27500
I'm scared of dying alone ;_;
No.29686
>>27502you are a shrimp eyed mong though, who cares about you you ginger fucking yes man
No.29792
>>27500You’re never alone though anon
No.29821
>>29793god i need a qt schizoid armed militia off the grid who shoots at airplanes and makes pipe bombs to ship to federal buildings gf
No.29841
any women here want to hang around watching tv and smoking weed or go on a date outside to a shopping centre with me
No.29847
>>29841ugt
>>29845do you have a big willie?
No.29851
>>29841Are you white?
Do you still have hair?
Are you well endowed and uncut?
Do you have a high sex drive?
How tall are you?
No.29956
>>29861youre all fucked in the head
No.34730
how to overcome loneliness
No.41469
bump, i could do with a sub woman to netflix and chill with right now tbh, its not so bad but it'd be nice
No.41471
>>41469It would be nice if money grew on trees but it doesn't and that makes me sad.
:(
No.41491
>>41482I WISH MONEY GREW ON TREES!!!!
No.41601
>>41471I wish niggers hung from trees
No.43763
Im fucking lonely and i feel as though my life is not as good as it could be because of nogf
I have to figure out some way of meeting a woman
No.46353
>>46351did u at least get ur haircut yet
No.46368
>>43763do you actually like people?
I find most dudes who can't get a gf just don't enjoy spending time with other people irl
No.46371
>>46368This pretty much. I'll expand on it a bit.
You gotta ask yourself why you want a gf so bad. If you have no idea how to "meet women" (just be in the same room as one and say hi) you probably don't have a very active social life in general. Do you have any friends? Do your hobbies involve other people?
Do you just want a gf because of sex? In such cases, it's a lot cheaper and easier to get a hookup or even a prostitute if you're ugly as fuck. Is it because of social validation? If it's that, you should get a social life in general, and a gf is just something that happens as you expand your social circle and make connections with other people. Is it to please weird incels on the internet? In that case, seriously re-evaluate your life.
No.49955
I feel this feeling right now
No.49957
>>46371Or you know, be a spoilt little rich cunt and have worthless weak women follow you around
No.49983
>>46372I was you 2 years ago
now I'm worse
No.50065
>>50064Sometimes people get doxxed in 4chon
No.50068
Is it true celebrities piss backwards?
No.50085
I wish i could piss backwards
No.50091
Does anyone else watch hardcore pawn?
No.50092
Wait i alteady asked
No.50096
tfw you’re too old for the internet and rather be retarded on your own irl
No.50098
>>50096Being retarded is fun tbh
No.50101
>>50098It is comforting to live in your world but being retarded is as gruesome as it is nonetheless
No.50116
>>50113There‘s more to life than shitposting even if you’re a cripple
No.50133
That feeling when i am not having a girlfriends
No.50141
>>50133tfw you gently tell her that you’re emotionally dead and understand men moving to Mexico
No.50171
I want to kill myself to death
No.50174
All I want is to die an death in this life
No.50176
I want to fucking die
No.50183
>>50176A couple weeks ago I shat myself at 4am I need a nurse
No.50184
Inb3 if you don’t have algojo in your house don’t chug down egg nog
No.50187
>>50184I know but its been all of you not just one person
No.50188
All in all I just want to neck off
No.50277
Let’s just call it quits I really don’t have the capacity needed for this insane internet shit anymore, you’re way past your 30s please man even you can grow up and just be for yourself
No.50279
>>50277>grow upUUUMMMMMM YYYEEEAAAHHH AAABBBOOUUUTTT TTTTHHHAAATTTTT....
SOME people can't GROW UP cuz they're forever stunted.
No.50350
>>50279Stunted growth both mentally and physically.
No.50355
>>50059>>50064a sloppy bj from dwarf could probably cure me
No.50359
>>50358Get cuteness points when being a baby for being a runt for a millisecond.
Me-video related. Kill me.
No.50360
>>503599 months in my mothers womb just so I could be cut out of her and used as a short term sex doll for my bio-dad. LIFES GREAT! SO EXCITED FOR SOCIAL SERVICES!
No.50486
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>>27413this feeling strikes again
>tfw a literal kike spread rumours about you so now you cant get laid No.50875
I dont even want to have sex
No.50910
>>50361You can't say nobody offered you a solution to to your problems.
No.50911
This is the millennium to be a biological chimera devoid of a moral compass, can’t you just join the parade?
No.50912
I don’t give a shit about life at all and pray the Lord would take me now but instead I’m being harassed by the same tranny that infiltrated the true Krautchan and shat up every other enjoyable place that once existed
No.50913
For all I care let the last be the first, illiterate Africans dying from drinking putrid water shall go to heaven, I have seen too much wickedness to do anything but wait for death
No.50917
>>50914I wish I’d suffocate in my sleep
No.50924
>>50917be glad you dont have SPS
No.51209
I still work as a sort of maintenance janitor under the umbrella of the best or nothing company for hilarious little money and can go there drunk and buttretarded as ever
No.51224
>>51219Not cool thats how my mom died
No.51229
>>51219what does avid win?
unlimited cocks?
No.51238
>>51219It hasn't been officially confirmed so I don't believe it but they're definitely a beautiful couple.
No.51246
>>51229I win just fucking life tbh
>>51238Lel
No.51549
Shitcoon hogwash
No.51550
>>51229I want you to die of cancer in real life
No.51556
lmaoo
No.51611
>>51556Love the name, fam!
No.51641
>>51611Hello Smiley why are you forcing these people to put up with your rapes
No.51642
Do you know that I can leak
No.51643
Everything and yous are all in jail
No.51644
You and your cousin are rekt essentially
No.51645
If i say anything
I own you, and your souls are gone
No.51653
>>51645Wow. That's some schizo word salad rambling, fren!
No.51665
>>51653Yes, skizo word salad rambling mate just all it is
No.51673
>>51665Why are you repeating shit? Are you a parrot?
No.51694
>>51683Assburgers? Autism? Echo-keel-iah?
No.51701
Wow im pretty bored right now
No.51702
>>51698I do. You're retarded.
No.51709
>>51702Why are you so abrasive?
No.51714
>>51709Why are you so retarded?
No.53244
I must be strong, I have found the cope
No.53301
>>53247No thanks to you lot eh
No.53825
Guys I want to die
No.53844
Guys I don't have any hope left, I have officially lost all motivation to care or try, I am just going to live out my final days just calmly waiting for my death
I don't know if it can be any other way but it doesn't matter now anyway
No.53855
>>53848I hope not but I don't know if my life is meant for happiness, all I experience is torture
No.54598
I want a gf, but at the same time I really dislike prolonged company and can't imagine a life where I can't spend multiple days alone.
No.54599
>>54598I want to kill myself every day
No.54602
>>54599I would do something more badass if I felt like I had nothing to lose.
No.54604
>>54602Just keep eating frozen pizza in your mom's basement and leave everyone alone. Thanks.
No.54613
>>54602Fuck off glownigger
