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 No.27413[Last 50 Posts]



forever a pone


hug me


I want a big warm hug to envelop my torso and fill me with love until I'm just a snuggly lovebug with no sadness left.


I'm scared of dying alone ;_;


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Den ur ghey lol


you are a shrimp eyed mong though, who cares about you you ginger fucking yes man


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I know u are yet what am i


You’re never alone though anon


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god i need a qt schizoid armed militia off the grid who shoots at airplanes and makes pipe bombs to ship to federal buildings gf




i just told you


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...but the pipe bombs are always duds because schizo-QT who forgets and doesn't ship anything & the only gun in possession is a water-gun. R-rright? Glowie-CIA-chan?


any women here want to hang around watching tv and smoking weed or go on a date outside to a shopping centre with me


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Oh yeah. Sure. Totally.


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I like to have sex.


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do you have a big willie?


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Are you white?
Do you still have hair?
Are you well endowed and uncut?
Do you have a high sex drive?
How tall are you?


he's gay


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You're a fun ruiner!


youre all fucked in the head


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Is that the best you got?


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tfw no brunette GND GF


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how to overcome loneliness


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..buy a flashlight & a body pillow!


bump, i could do with a sub woman to netflix and chill with right now tbh, its not so bad but it'd be nice


It would be nice if money grew on trees but it doesn't and that makes me sad.









I wish niggers hung from trees


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Tfw no brunette sex positive gf


Im fucking lonely and i feel as though my life is not as good as it could be because of nogf

I have to figure out some way of meeting a woman


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One more year l-lol


did u at least get ur haircut yet


do you actually like people?

I find most dudes who can't get a gf just don't enjoy spending time with other people irl


This pretty much. I'll expand on it a bit.

You gotta ask yourself why you want a gf so bad. If you have no idea how to "meet women" (just be in the same room as one and say hi) you probably don't have a very active social life in general. Do you have any friends? Do your hobbies involve other people?

Do you just want a gf because of sex? In such cases, it's a lot cheaper and easier to get a hookup or even a prostitute if you're ugly as fuck. Is it because of social validation? If it's that, you should get a social life in general, and a gf is just something that happens as you expand your social circle and make connections with other people. Is it to please weird incels on the internet? In that case, seriously re-evaluate your life.


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34 y/o cel here
no friends no social life no hobbies
such is the way


I feel this feeling right now


Or you know, be a spoilt little rich cunt and have worthless weak women follow you around


I was you 2 years ago

now I'm worse


Get well soon


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Sometimes people don't get better and they die.


Sometimes people get doxxed in 4chon


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They want this btw

They make excuses for this


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The true prime dies alone


Is it true celebrities piss backwards?


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Contact some on twatter and you can find out-if any answer you back.



I wish i could piss backwards


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I see you google you lying fucks, trying to hide the truth


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You dream BIG DREAMS!


Does anyone else watch hardcore pawn?


Wait i alteady asked


tfw you’re too old for the internet and rather be retarded on your own irl


Being retarded is fun tbh


It is comforting to live in your world but being retarded is as gruesome as it is nonetheless


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No I'm literally retarded


There‘s more to life than shitposting even if you’re a cripple


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Im not a cripple fuck those people, i just have downs



Hihi my vagina


That feeling when i am not having a girlfriends


tfw you gently tell her that you’re emotionally dead and understand men moving to Mexico


I want to kill myself to death


All I want is to die an death in this life


I want to fucking die


I want to die


I want to die


I want to die


I want to die


I want to die


A couple weeks ago I shat myself at 4am I need a nurse


Inb3 if you don’t have algojo in your house don’t chug down egg nog


I want to die


I know but its been all of you not just one person


All in all I just want to neck off


I hope you do


Lmao ok


Let’s just call it quits I really don’t have the capacity needed for this insane internet shit anymore, you’re way past your 30s please man even you can grow up and just be for yourself


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>grow up

SOME people can't GROW UP cuz they're forever stunted.


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Stunted growth both mentally and physically.


a sloppy bj from dwarf could probably cure me


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I looked like a runt of the litter when I was born. My parents were old and shouldn't have reproduced but that's boomers for ya. I was planned though, boomers are just...wow.


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Get cuteness points when being a baby for being a runt for a millisecond.

Me-video related. Kill me.


9 months in my mothers womb just so I could be cut out of her and used as a short term sex doll for my bio-dad. LIFES GREAT! SO EXCITED FOR SOCIAL SERVICES!


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Online people be like find some random guy you don't know to live with so you can wind up chopped up and found in trash cans. LEL join onlyfans-NO AND FUCK YOU!



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this feeling strikes again
>tfw a literal kike spread rumours about you so now you cant get laid


I dont even want to have sex



You can't say nobody offered you a solution to to your problems.


This is the millennium to be a biological chimera devoid of a moral compass, can’t you just join the parade?


I don’t give a shit about life at all and pray the Lord would take me now but instead I’m being harassed by the same tranny that infiltrated the true Krautchan and shat up every other enjoyable place that once existed


For all I care let the last be the first, illiterate Africans dying from drinking putrid water shall go to heaven, I have seen too much wickedness to do anything but wait for death



I wish I’d suffocate in my sleep


Why? Whats wrong?


be glad you dont have SPS



I still work as a sort of maintenance janitor under the umbrella of the best or nothing company for hilarious little money and can go there drunk and buttretarded as ever




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Not cool thats how my mom died


what does avid win?

unlimited cocks?


It hasn't been officially confirmed so I don't believe it but they're definitely a beautiful couple.


I win just fucking life tbh


Shitcoon hogwash


I want you to die of cancer in real life




Love the name, fam!


Hello Smiley why are you forcing these people to put up with your rapes


Do you know that I can leak


Everything and yous are all in jail


You and your cousin are rekt essentially


If i say anything

I own you, and your souls are gone


Wow. That's some schizo word salad rambling, fren!


Yes, skizo word salad rambling mate just all it is


Why are you repeating shit? Are you a parrot?



Assburgers? Autism? Echo-keel-iah?


Dont know


Wow im pretty bored right now


I do. You're retarded.


Why are you so abrasive?


Why are you so retarded?


I'm not


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Im so depressed


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I realised that that perfect sex i envision will last only a few moments and I should not ponder a lifetimes moments in the meantime


I must be strong, I have found the cope




No thanks to you lot eh


Guys I want to die


Guys I don't have any hope left, I have officially lost all motivation to care or try, I am just going to live out my final days just calmly waiting for my death

I don't know if it can be any other way but it doesn't matter now anyway


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See you later everyone



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I hope not but I don't know if my life is meant for happiness, all I experience is torture


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Tfw even people on 4chon banners laugh at me


I want a gf, but at the same time I really dislike prolonged company and can't imagine a life where I can't spend multiple days alone.


I want to kill myself every day


I would do something more badass if I felt like I had nothing to lose.


Just keep eating frozen pizza in your mom's basement and leave everyone alone. Thanks.


Fuck off glownigger


I want to die


Literally me

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