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 No.27413[Last 50 Posts]

tfwnogf

 No.27434

forever a pone

 No.27454

>>27448
I want a big warm hug to envelop my torso and fill me with love until I'm just a snuggly lovebug with no sadness left.

 No.27500

I'm scared of dying alone ;_;

 No.27502

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>>27500
Den ur ghey lol

 No.29686

>>27502
you are a shrimp eyed mong though, who cares about you you ginger fucking yes man

 No.29714

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>>29686
I know u are yet what am i

 No.29792

>>27500
You’re never alone though anon

 No.29793

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>>29792
Okay.

 No.29821

>>29793
god i need a qt schizoid armed militia off the grid who shoots at airplanes and makes pipe bombs to ship to federal buildings gf

 No.29832

>>27413
necrobump

 No.29833

>>29714
i just told you

 No.29840

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>>29821
...but the pipe bombs are always duds because schizo-QT who forgets and doesn't ship anything & the only gun in possession is a water-gun. R-rright? Glowie-CIA-chan?

 No.29841

any women here want to hang around watching tv and smoking weed or go on a date outside to a shopping centre with me

 No.29844

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>>29840
Oh yeah. Sure. Totally.

 No.29845

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>>29841
I like to have sex.

 No.29846

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 No.29847

>>29841
ugt

>>29845
do you have a big willie?

 No.29851

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>>29841
Are you white?
Do you still have hair?
Are you well endowed and uncut?
Do you have a high sex drive?
How tall are you?

 No.29858

>>29851
he's gay

 No.29861

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>>29858
You're a fun ruiner!

 No.29956

>>29861
youre all fucked in the head

 No.29957

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>>29956
Is that the best you got?

 No.30849

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tfw no brunette GND GF

 No.30898

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 No.34730

how to overcome loneliness

 No.34754

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>>34730
..buy a flashlight & a body pillow!

 No.41469

bump, i could do with a sub woman to netflix and chill with right now tbh, its not so bad but it'd be nice

 No.41471

>>41469
It would be nice if money grew on trees but it doesn't and that makes me sad.
:(

 No.41482

>>41471
Not me FAGGOT

 No.41491

>>41482
I WISH MONEY GREW ON TREES!!!!

 No.41498


 No.41506

>>41498
BECAUSE

 No.41601

>>41471
I wish niggers hung from trees

 No.41635

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 No.42672

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Tfw no brunette sex positive gf

 No.43763

Im fucking lonely and i feel as though my life is not as good as it could be because of nogf

I have to figure out some way of meeting a woman

 No.46351

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One more year l-lol

 No.46353

>>46351
did u at least get ur haircut yet

 No.46368

>>43763
do you actually like people?

I find most dudes who can't get a gf just don't enjoy spending time with other people irl

 No.46371

>>46368
This pretty much. I'll expand on it a bit.

You gotta ask yourself why you want a gf so bad. If you have no idea how to "meet women" (just be in the same room as one and say hi) you probably don't have a very active social life in general. Do you have any friends? Do your hobbies involve other people?

Do you just want a gf because of sex? In such cases, it's a lot cheaper and easier to get a hookup or even a prostitute if you're ugly as fuck. Is it because of social validation? If it's that, you should get a social life in general, and a gf is just something that happens as you expand your social circle and make connections with other people. Is it to please weird incels on the internet? In that case, seriously re-evaluate your life.

 No.46372

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34 y/o cel here
no friends no social life no hobbies
such is the way

 No.49955

I feel this feeling right now

 No.49957

>>46371
Or you know, be a spoilt little rich cunt and have worthless weak women follow you around

 No.49983

>>46372
I was you 2 years ago



now I'm worse

 No.50059

>>49983
Get well soon

 No.50064

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>>50059
Sometimes people don't get better and they die.

 No.50065

>>50064
Sometimes people get doxxed in 4chon

 No.50066

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They want this btw

They make excuses for this

 No.50067

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The true prime dies alone

 No.50068

Is it true celebrities piss backwards?

 No.50070

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 No.50072

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 No.50073

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>>50068
Contact some on twatter and you can find out-if any answer you back.

 No.50084


 No.50085

I wish i could piss backwards

 No.50088

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I see you google you lying fucks, trying to hide the truth

 No.50089

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>>50085
You dream BIG DREAMS!

 No.50091

Does anyone else watch hardcore pawn?

 No.50092

Wait i alteady asked

 No.50096

tfw you’re too old for the internet and rather be retarded on your own irl

 No.50098

>>50096
Being retarded is fun tbh

 No.50101

>>50098
It is comforting to live in your world but being retarded is as gruesome as it is nonetheless

 No.50113

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>>50101
No I'm literally retarded

 No.50116

>>50113
There‘s more to life than shitposting even if you’re a cripple

 No.50123

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>>50116
Im not a cripple fuck those people, i just have downs

 No.50129


 No.50132

>>50129
Hihi my vagina

 No.50133

That feeling when i am not having a girlfriends

 No.50141

>>50133
tfw you gently tell her that you’re emotionally dead and understand men moving to Mexico

 No.50171

I want to kill myself to death

 No.50174

All I want is to die an death in this life

 No.50176

I want to fucking die

 No.50177

>>50174
I want to die

 No.50179

>>50177
I want to die

 No.50180

>>50179
I want to die

 No.50181

>>50180
I want to die

 No.50182

>>50181
I want to die

 No.50183

>>50176
A couple weeks ago I shat myself at 4am I need a nurse

 No.50184

Inb3 if you don’t have algojo in your house don’t chug down egg nog

 No.50186

>>50183
I want to die

 No.50187

>>50184
I know but its been all of you not just one person

 No.50188

All in all I just want to neck off

 No.50244

>>50186
I hope you do

 No.50247

>>50244
Lmao ok

 No.50277

Let’s just call it quits I really don’t have the capacity needed for this insane internet shit anymore, you’re way past your 30s please man even you can grow up and just be for yourself

 No.50279

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>>50277
>grow up
UUUMMMMMM YYYEEEAAAHHH AAABBBOOUUUTTT TTTTHHHAAATTTTT....

SOME people can't GROW UP cuz they're forever stunted.

 No.50281

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 No.50282

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 No.50285


 No.50350

>>50279
Stunted growth both mentally and physically.

 No.50355

>>50059
>>50064
a sloppy bj from dwarf could probably cure me

 No.50358

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>>50350
I looked like a runt of the litter when I was born. My parents were old and shouldn't have reproduced but that's boomers for ya. I was planned though, boomers are just...wow.

 No.50359

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>>50358
Get cuteness points when being a baby for being a runt for a millisecond.

Me-video related. Kill me.

 No.50360

>>50359
9 months in my mothers womb just so I could be cut out of her and used as a short term sex doll for my bio-dad. LIFES GREAT! SO EXCITED FOR SOCIAL SERVICES!

 No.50361

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>>50360
Online people be like find some random guy you don't know to live with so you can wind up chopped up and found in trash cans. LEL join onlyfans-NO AND FUCK YOU!

 No.50405


 No.50486

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>>27413
this feeling strikes again
>tfw a literal kike spread rumours about you so now you cant get laid

 No.50875

I dont even want to have sex

 No.50886


 No.50910

>>50361
You can't say nobody offered you a solution to to your problems.

 No.50911

This is the millennium to be a biological chimera devoid of a moral compass, can’t you just join the parade?

 No.50912

I don’t give a shit about life at all and pray the Lord would take me now but instead I’m being harassed by the same tranny that infiltrated the true Krautchan and shat up every other enjoyable place that once existed

 No.50913

For all I care let the last be the first, illiterate Africans dying from drinking putrid water shall go to heaven, I have seen too much wickedness to do anything but wait for death

 No.50914


 No.50917

>>50914
I wish I’d suffocate in my sleep

 No.50920

>>50917
Why? Whats wrong?

 No.50924

>>50917
be glad you dont have SPS

 No.51096


 No.51209

I still work as a sort of maintenance janitor under the umbrella of the best or nothing company for hilarious little money and can go there drunk and buttretarded as ever

 No.51213

>>51209
What?

 No.51219

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 No.51224

>>51219
Not cool thats how my mom died

 No.51229

>>51219
what does avid win?

unlimited cocks?

 No.51238

>>51219
It hasn't been officially confirmed so I don't believe it but they're definitely a beautiful couple.

 No.51246

>>51229
I win just fucking life tbh
>>51238
Lel

 No.51549

Shitcoon hogwash

 No.51550

>>51229
I want you to die of cancer in real life

 No.51556

lmaoo

 No.51611

>>51556
Love the name, fam!

 No.51641

>>51611
Hello Smiley why are you forcing these people to put up with your rapes

 No.51642

Do you know that I can leak

 No.51643

Everything and yous are all in jail

 No.51644

You and your cousin are rekt essentially

 No.51645

If i say anything


I own you, and your souls are gone

 No.51653

>>51645
Wow. That's some schizo word salad rambling, fren!

 No.51665

>>51653
Yes, skizo word salad rambling mate just all it is

 No.51673

>>51665
Why are you repeating shit? Are you a parrot?

 No.51683


 No.51694

>>51683
Assburgers? Autism? Echo-keel-iah?

 No.51698

>>51694
Dont know

 No.51701

Wow im pretty bored right now

 No.51702

>>51698
I do. You're retarded.

 No.51709

>>51702
Why are you so abrasive?

 No.51714

>>51709
Why are you so retarded?

 No.51754

>>51714
I'm not

 No.53216

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Im so depressed

 No.53242

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I realised that that perfect sex i envision will last only a few moments and I should not ponder a lifetimes moments in the meantime

 No.53244

I must be strong, I have found the cope

 No.53247

>>53244
congrats

 No.53301

>>53247
No thanks to you lot eh

 No.53825

Guys I want to die

 No.53844

Guys I don't have any hope left, I have officially lost all motivation to care or try, I am just going to live out my final days just calmly waiting for my death

I don't know if it can be any other way but it doesn't matter now anyway

 No.53845

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See you later everyone

 No.53846


 No.53848

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 No.53855

>>53848
I hope not but I don't know if my life is meant for happiness, all I experience is torture

 No.53867

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 No.54591

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Tfw even people on 4chon banners laugh at me

 No.54598

I want a gf, but at the same time I really dislike prolonged company and can't imagine a life where I can't spend multiple days alone.

 No.54599

>>54598
I want to kill myself every day

 No.54602

>>54599
I would do something more badass if I felt like I had nothing to lose.

 No.54604

>>54602
Just keep eating frozen pizza in your mom's basement and leave everyone alone. Thanks.

 No.54613

>>54602
Fuck off glownigger

 No.66478

>>50182
I want to die

 No.66484

Literally me



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