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Dreamt I was back in my hometown, walking towards my old high school. Some kid tried to pickpocket me so I choked him out a bit then pushed him into traffic, then told his mom to go fuck herself before carrying on my way like the true sigma I am. It was either later in the day or a weekend and I noticed that there was some activity going on so I went through the main entrance to the auditorium. Card tournament. I was going to go in to check it out until I saw somebody I use to know and decided to go say hi to her, except she was already leaving and had a head start on me. By the time I made it through the crowd and out the side exit, she was gone. So instead I went up the mountainside to where there was a hotel. There were a few other people in there and they were all me. There was something behind a fireplace that one of the me's was suppose to find but we were missing some kind of part of the mechanism that would have opened it up, so we split up to go search through the place for it. I took a rifle from a case for some reason and made my way to what I assume was a tower because the stairway kept going up higher than the hotel looked to be when I had gotten their originally. Except it didn't feel infinite, it felt very much that there was an end to it that I was getting to, but the more I went up the more I was getting this pressured feeling that I wasn't alone, I was being watched, and I needed to stop climbing before something happened. I went back down the stairway to go find help, found out instead that one of the other me's found the missing piece. We followed the fireplace me through the fireplace, through some secret rooms, to find another me passed out. We woke my ass up then celebrated by going on a comfy train ride that became a shooting conflict with, of all things, chibi touhous in tanks on the cliffsides trying to stop or board the train. We managed to fight them off and continued on our merry train ride until it came to a tunnel and then I woke up.

Dreamt that for some reason I invited this dude I use to know into a place I was renting. After a few minutes of him being there, I remembered how much I despised him and decided to kill him, but my family was there and I didn't want them to see. It took forever to get them to go away, and when they eventually did I stabbed the bajeezus out of him. Felt good.

As of recently i keep dreaming about riding thru the landscape in open railcars, kinda similar to the ones used for cattle

What's it all meen /v/ros

just woke up from a dream where i was at the beach and saved a beached whale

>>64300
Was it a morbidly obese man or woman?

>>64304
theres no way im answering such an absurd comment

had an intense hypnagogic hallucination/sleep paralysis last night
it has happened before so i know what it feels but this one was impressive
my body was tired but my mind active so i was just lying in bed waiting for my mind to calm down but then came the zaps/pulses and i knew what it meant so stayed calm and waited for the switch
and then it's like you're floating, can still see, can still hear, can just move my feet
eventually it morphed into an intense regular dream which ended with my jumping to my death at which point i "awoke" but only back to body sleep stage
i was becoming uncomfortable with it so forced myself awake by trying to move, which i managed to do so awakened for real being quite relieved
whole thing lasted about 90 minutes
had been using tramadol that day and i've noticed similar occurrences with opiate/oids

can definitely understand how dumber people might think it was an abduction or out of body experience

Dreamt I was in kindergarten and was trying to seduce the pretty brunette teacher. She was probably in her 20s or 30s. While we were all at our desks doing our own thing, scribbling on paper or w/e with pencils, and some kids playing with dinosaurs and other toys, as she was roaming around our section of desks she then she asked if any of us had an eraser she could borrow for a bit to help some other kid who was complaining about something he mis-scribbled and so I gave her one of those mini white erasers and told her she could keep it. She thanked me but then said she will go and give me a dollar to pay for it, I responded that there's no need, I have a pack of them in my desk and insisted I had plenty, so she paused for a bit, then gave me warm smile and thanked me again. Sometime later when she roamed around our section again she made this unfunny, somewhat-adult joke something about a couple that got divorced, with the divorced woman already managing to find and live together with a boyfriend almost instantly after separating, and the punchline from the ex-husband went something like "at least she keeps her home fresh and clean!", which wasn't funny at all but I pretended to laugh. She looked at me and smiled while I was pretending to laugh, and because it was apparently convincing enough for her, I got her to stay a while longer with me (to delay her from roaming to other kids) to tell me more unfunny jokes so I could pretend to laugh at them in the hopes of bonding with her, and that's where the dream suddenly ended.

Even in kindergarten we're already simps.

>>64541
Sorry you weren't a shota in the dream anon-kun :3

>>64452
>but then came the zaps/pulses and i knew what it meant so stayed calm and waited for the switch

Took the lucid-dreamingpill I see

I wish I would have remembered this thread a couple weeks ago, I had one of those mortifying dream, a nightmare that was realistic and pedestrian enough to basically have been my reality in that moment. If I'd recalled this thread and made a note of it maybe I could have been able to ruminate on it more, but I guess it'll just remain one of those psychotic terrors I'll have to live with in my subconscious forevermore heh

Had a dream where I was too lazy to go to the store and buy food, so I cut off my dick and cooked it. Fortunately, it was growing back like bamboo. I then somehow ended up taking a test in a classroom, but I couldn't read it for some reason, so I sat there desperately trying to puzzle it together.

Dreamt I was a hitman in a world where some sort of creatures had taken power. Not exactly a freedomfighter because I was being paid to do the work. Most of the dream revolved around a hotel in a city. There was some kind of event aggrandizing the creatures taking control and their human puppets were gathering in a single spot some distant, visible location aways. Before the day, we had to take care of somebody in the hotel. Made nice, shared dinner in the hotel restaurant, then took him up to his room and put one in his head. Some kinda snitch. After we cleaned up I was just gonna lock the door but my partner was all "dude, where are you going, we still have to take care of the body". Chopped him up in the tub, stuffed him in some garbage bags, other guy took care of the rest. Then we prepped for the big day. Went up to the roof. Whole public affair, loads of people down on the ground. Midway through some speech we took aim and sniped the tools. Then we booked it down to collect what else we needed to run but the hotel was zeroed in on almost immediately. So we had to run back up the stairs. Got separated. The hallways I was running up got narrower and narrower until it stopped at a window below a shaft that went vertically up to some unseen height. I broke the window and jumped out to fall to what presumably was my death. Woke up.

Just like you only got so much brains for one thing only, so do i and my fucking shit. Maybe this one too is easy for you. Or not, which means you like that stupid shit.

It's been a while but I had another dream where I kidnapped a kid to raise. lol I wonder what my subconscious is trying to tell me.

>>66855
kill yourself nonce

>>66861
honestly though just neck you fucking faggot

>>66906
Thanks, budd-
>dandy
HEY

>>66907
Being a dandy is GOOD, redart!

Jews are Alien Hybrids "From another Galaxy" ((So says Rabbi Laitman))
https://www.bitchute.com/video/0wqPXvTFpoYf/

>>66926
jews are subhuman

had a dream last night, was in thailand or a country of the same type, working in a bamboo skyscraper, that sold bonsai trees, i found a bonsai that was tiny and had an almost completely flat pot, it was great, so i took it, not sure if i stole it though, i was scaling on the outside climbing across a floor taking it home when someone pushed my fingers off one of the support posts, causing me to nearly fall, i looked up and it was a small child, i said "what the fuck are you doing you little cunt" and his mother who was next to him started having a go at me, i looked at her and it was pam from the office, only she looked older, had greying dry hair and her hairline was FUCKED, like it was at the middle of the top of her head, MAD receedance im talking.

i managed to climb down but about 20 feet from the bottom but i fell and dropped the bonsai which snapped, a support i was holding onto starting bending over and then snapped too which woke me up.

it was pretty interesting of an atmosphere being high up in a mountain scaling across a bamboo skyscraper, i believe the building itself was a bonsai tree retail store, there were many asian workers walking around and scaling it, was cool tbh, not sure why fucked-up-hairline pam from the office was there though

I was butthurt because I had a dream thinking about how Rose from Titanic probably lost her virginity to Jack like 2 days after meeting him. Left me in a sour mood for a while really. The loss of something beautiful or precious

I think it's happier we'd let them get away with it, after so many years of being our special inmates... I might just get a tattoo over it!

>>3338
When the visuals and sounds start, I often do something like imagine myself walking, maybe running or jumping, and then I feel around the room or the ground. But I've never been good at stabilizing the dream sadly. I get too excited or something and then wake up. Or I try and FUCK someone woman in her mouth or somewhere and wake up quickly.

>See hot woman in dream
>Try and rip off pants and belt (and I don't even wear a belt most of the time) and its like I'm moving at quarter speed or through molasses

Had a dream where my brother killed himself, because he wife ran away and I had to raise their kid. They don't actually have children, but I hope this wasn't a glimpse into the future.

had a dream where i was living with some group of people and a family of natives and i guess i had a crush on some sickly native woman and at one point i started sobbing and because her body was rapidly rotting while she was still alive and her sister was getting mad at me for not helping her but anytime i tried to lift her up her flesh would just fall off. she eventually stood up on her own and was mostly a skeleton from the breasts down. i also got in trouble for trying to steal alcohol earlier in the dream.

Dreamt I was sculpting and painting a little miniature guy sat on a toilet atop a tiled base.
I remember drawing out an overly detailed grid to make sure the big hourglass shape I wanted to paint on the tiles was perfectly symetrical.
I might actually sculpt and paint toiletbro one day so I don't forget about him.

had a different dream where i was at my grandparents house and my grandma made me bacon mac and cheese then i killed an intruder by whacking him with a baseball bat which caused him to fall down the basement stairs. their basement had a high ceiling and a very nice pool table and a bar and two bathrooms and tons of other stuff. wish that house stayed in the family but it was in a bad neighborhood (lots of ethnics moved in over the years).

Had dream I was spying on Hugh Jackman buying books in a supermarket by flying a drone above him and taking pics, so that I could see which books he was buying, while standing next to him in line

>>72935
Sounds like homo stalker behavior.

>>72936
I then had a convo with a cashier girl who asked me if I wanted to buy the store loyality card thing and I explained why in a logical way why it probably wasn't appropriate but I prolly just wanted to hear her voice and use her for experience

>taking a nap
>dream i'm collecting kittens
>so many god damn kittens
>i'm in bed and they're just everywhere, napping in bed with me
>suddenly some kids break into my room and start stomping on the kittens in my bed
>they're yelling that there's too many kittens in the city
>there's some horrible spastic edm music playing
I swear to god, I friggen woke up and saw something moving in the dark in my room. It looked like a big fucking snake crawling into my closet. Shined my phone light at it, no snake. What the flip.

>>72971
They've watched Varg's video and know cats are an African invasion species that goes around killing native European fauna.

>>72972
Varg is literally retarded. Even his stupid viking sagas he fawns over talk about cats.

>>72974
The lynx doesn't count!

>>72975
It's literally a cat. They can even breed true with domestic cats.

Holy shit they added two of the flags I requested. Th-thanks

>>72972
Cats are based. Lots of fauna NEEDS to DIE. I have three cats specifically for killing wildlife

>>72978
cats are basically little conquistadors killing savage natives which is based as fuark

>>72974
varg also thinks everyone with brown eyes is a nigger and everyone with blue eyes is white

>>72971
that was the demon that feeds on your dreams, do this ritual to banish him

http://www.thelemapedia.org/index.php/Lesser_Ritual_of_the_Pentagram

>>72978
Extremely based. Fuck birds and bird lovers.

>>72979
>do this ritual to banish him

>>72972
they were but wee ones. tiny balls of fur and hope

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>>72985
You have doomed EVROPA!

>>72988
pipedream andy, europa is never going to be a thing that exists outside of your fragile little head

Had a wet dream last night, went like this
>is it in? my ass is so loose
>I just made it past the crust hair barrier and I’m entering the crust hole, feels like I’m poking a breaded chicken cutlet with my dick
>break that fucking crust hymen
>im through, its in, crunchy on the outside soft on the inside
>oh your dick in my ass is making me need to shit
>shit on my dick…
>im shitting *BRAAAAAAAAAALPH*
>fuck shit right into my urethra…
>I did blast the shit-dick spaghetti down my throat!
>im shit-cumming! *long strand of shit from his dick laces his lips*
>the brown stache… i needed this
>im gonna shit, I’m shitting out my ass and dick at the same time
>*squeeeeBRAAAAAALLLPPHH*