No.41977
are you cooking shit?
No.42009
>>42007>eating shitAre you German?
No.42010
>>42009Just love me steamers. The fresher the better.
No.42011
Theres already a cooking/food thread
No.42089
Imagine the smell.
No.42099
>>42083Narcsperg dwarfcancer
No.42115
>>42099If she's an undercover cop...why couldn't she get through to the Canadian border?
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Checkm8 retard!
No.42122
>>42055eating shit is very gay
No.42126
>>42124you are not a dog, you are a fag
No.42131
>>42126I am not a dog and I am not a fag.
No.42154
>>41962It must smell fantastic.
No.42393
Mmmmmmmm I have been thinking about the steamer again.
No.42713
Must be smelling good today.
No.42741
>>42393>>42713die of AIDS, fag
No.42754
>>42741Why are you so angry all of the time?
No.42778
>>42754cuz this board is full of AIDSfag nigger dgns that must be purged on the DOTR
No.42794
>>42778Just stop coming here if you dont like it so much
No.42807
>>42794A simple solution.
No.42869
>>42794>>42807I'm here to keep tabs on you fucks
No.42871
If someone is clinic a pervert, there's literally no one home. No personality. You can talk to them all day, & they will just keep talking.
You might think "someone who eats shit must be fucked up" - yeah, sure... But they might just be a boring twisted fuck who eats shit & there's no "story" there.
True perverts are very strange ppl...
No.43076
>>42869Fuck off small cranium meth addict lmao
No.43077
>>42887>>42892>>43076the JIDF will be pleased by these responses
No.43096
>>43092Smiley isn't roman.
No.43108
>>43081no, you retard, I work for the JIDF
I'm here to report every post back to them
No.43116
>>43112they told me you will be spared
>>43113:*
No.43130
>>43116Ecks dee dee dee dee
No.43171
Have you smelt it today?
No.43229
>>43171Deiner asst smulch ist shitsen
No.43356
hey op are you from cleveland?
No.43483
*sniff*
*cums violently*
No.43504
>>43483b e a u t I f u l
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No.43528
>>43483Me after vag00 face farts me
No.43654
>>43348Is that redx's social life?
No.43667
>>43528You must be a man of exquisite taste
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>>42007Can I have a bite?
No.43990
>>43938Do you want a bite of the steamer?
No.43995
>>43990Everyone does.
:^)
No.44009
>>43995Take in a deep breath and smell the hot steamer!
No.44281
Been thinking about the steamer again.
No.44287
>>44009I DO! I ALWAYS DO!
:^)
>>44009SAME!
No.44402
A 6 volume 19thC masterpiece European novel that begins w smelling the steamer
No.44403
>>44382What a handsome man!! I’d die for a single lick of his willie 😋😋😍
No.44484
>>44483How does this shit happen? How do you just flip like that?
No.44486
>>44484they just get tired of resisting
No.44504
>>44484She's just a wolf in sheep's clothing. She probably knows about the 40% and is laughing her ass off.
No.44513
Why would anyone try to ruin a good steamer thread w stormfaggot autism?
Let us cook, bigot
No.44514
>>44513Yes. This is fucked up. Why won't the glow-niggers let us have our peaceful steamer thread?
No.44525
>>44513>stormfaggotDead meme. Yawn.
No.44551
>>44514"Hey fellow White men! Did you see this? It's about time we quit talking & DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT AMIRITE?"
No.44561
>>44551This but unironically.
No.44587
>>44581You wish, sweetcheeks.
No.44605
Must.. steam... shit... in... pan!
No.44615
I cooked up a good steamer. The smell was everywhere
No.44984
Sunday Steamer was finger lickin' good.
No.45002
>>44986I'll save you a bite next time.
No.45256
I am brewing a great steamer for tomorrow.
No.45338
>>45311The bigger the better.
It was delicious.
No.45343
Helo
No.45351
>>45348Steaming shitslurps
No.45572
Another big one is brewing.
No.45608
>>45572This is h'what dreams are made of!
No.45611
>>45572Are you talking about eating your own shit?
No.45778
>>45608It was beautiful
>>45611Yes
No.45798
When you eat the nuts off your shit do you still shit out nuts afterwards?
No.45936
Have you shit in a pan today?
No.45998
How much shit you think peoples eat through farts n'anyway?
No.46533
AAAAAHHHHHHH I'M STEAMING!
No.47079
Nothing like a Sunday Steamer.
No.50172
I want to die
No.52451
Steamer bump
No.52812
I can smell the steam!
No.52816
>>52814which country? blocked pretty much all non-NATO countries to make it harder for the cp spammer
No.52817
>>52816block the NATO countries too just to be safe
No.52820
>>52819ok i unleashed the floodgates, inb4 cp spam every hour
No.53117
Thinking about steaming my shit again.
No.53118
I'm still a retarded kid at heart, I ask le AI to create art about brave transwomen rinsing shit stained dildos in kitchen sinks and such
No.53626
>>52812It must be delicious.
No.53820
Return of the Steamer
No.54093
God bless the Steamer!
No.54104
>>54093Omg this is unreal
No.54484
All around me are familiar faeces...
No.54499
I farted and it smells of shit
No.54624
>>54499All around you is familiar faeces...
No.55479
>>41962I miss this shit steamer.
No.55948
>>55877
From arse to nose we are known
No.56023
Imagine steaming when you can airfry
No.56030
>>56023Don't you ever hate on the steamer. I don't ever want to think about airfrying dumplings and yet, here we are. What have you done?
No.56061
>>56057Backroom-casting-couch looking office-room.
No.56949
>>56023Steaming is superior. Look what it does for shit.
No.58969
>>41962Come back and cook some shit for us.
No.58971
Q: what kind of pizza pie has candles on top of it?
No.59213
what physical routine and supplements should i be taking to be the fastest supperrapist, the ultimate predator???
No.59214
>>59213what is the best sleep routine for RAPE???
No.59217
>>59214Bill Cosby pudding pops.
No.59466
>>59441No
I m asexual guys it's not a big deal
No.60466
>>59473Embrace the steamer
No.61020
>>60466I have 2 wetsuits, one for summer one winter
Theres a hole near my dick in the summer one, it keeps expanding, gets riskier to wear it every day
No.61474
>>61020Get ready to steam!
No.65175
Steaming special!
No.65274
BUMP
No.65361
>>65284tf did I do?
(also damn, despite the flat nose that guy is a pretty good representation of how JUSTED I am by default, good find heh)
No.67488
Did you forget about the steamer?
No.67497
Cut it in half
No.67517
alright heh go ahead drive thru
No.67630
>>67497Dinner and breakfast steamer.
No.67633
There's nothing like walking into the bodega, grabbing a nice steamer, chopping it up with everyone behind the counter + appreciating the dude blasting "Oye Como Va" thru his backpack speaker.
In this small moment, nothing else matters. Today is a good day
No.67634
>>67633Thoroughly reviewing backpages, on about stealing from someone's mom.
No.67635
Wind it in, bud
No.67636
Fruity sounds, like coco pebbles for my Beatboxing stream.
No.67637
>>67635Sear it in your face
No.67653
>>67634>>67636This is steamer thread, not schizo thread
No.67659
>>67653Every thread is a schizo thread if you try hard enough.
No.67665
>>67659every tattoo represents a cup of ghey yogurt and a million little stabbings
No.67830
Spread it on a toasted bagel
No.68754
>>68750It's Laowhy86. He does a podcast with a South African (white) guy.
No.68758
>>68752Could've been me if I approached that black queen waiting at the bus stop. SAD!
No.68769
>>68766Hmm I like very skinny women and this is a bit much, maybe
No.69378
>>69009Multiple videos of quick 2-4 second videos of boobs lasting over a year uploaded on YouTube. Yet Girls Bravo's second opening doesn't even have a chance for 30 minutes that contains barely a pixelated nipple for less than a second when uploaded in 360p once a year. Fucking rip off.
No.69636
>>69634You don't know the half of it. Look into venture capitalism grifting.
No.69640
>>69636Video game industry is also a grift. Modern games like Starfield et al. each require about 150GB of storage yet they're all piles of shit, while a masterpiece like Twilight Princess was able to be crammed into 1.1GB which was still only 75% of the 1.46GB GameCube mini-DVD limit.
No.69641
>>69640Calling tp a masterpiece is stretching it but I broadly agree. The reason is uncompressed textures and audio usually, which is just lazy on the part of the devs.
No.69659
to integrate tards and human vegetables in the soyciety / make them more equal strap them against their will (if they have any) to ai controlled exoskeletons with voice synthesizers ( Powered by OpenAI ChatGPT(TM) 5 ) and let them loose in malls and office buildings of tech companies
>HELLO. MY. NA*tard screams*IS. *tard screams*OBERT PATTISON.
>Oh hello, Robert, my name is Stacey, nice to meet you! :) Hey everyone, meet our newest colleague, Robert.
No.69745
>>69659Human vegitables should be made into tasty vegitable soup.
No.72212
Settle down Keegan.
No.72226
>>72212How did you keep this thread alive for so long ?
No.72697
Congrats.
No.72700
>>72698The retard who shits in pans and lives in a toilet.
No.72703
>>72702He's trying to raid the steamer thread with his nonsense.
No.73511
Happy One Year Steam anniversary!
No.73553
>>73511This site really is this slow lmao
No.74160
Steamers!
No.75360
>>75024>3 years>Almost 2M viewsHow has this survived on youtube?
No.78345
>>77329Must've been steaming hot after that run.
No.80772
Steamin' as ever!
No.81400
a cross between a donkey and mule
No.97937
this thread has an entirely different meaning in Scotland
No.97942
>>97939och, help ma boab!
No.97980
>>97968Palace for a true shit steamer, when are you moving in fellow steamer ?
No.98008
>>97998Why do you look so blue ?
Have you not cooked a steamer recently ?
No.98460
RIP Shit Streamer Stanley
No.98505
>>98008He has a blue house with a blue window.
No.98657
It's been a good steamer thread. Can't believe this thread will die soon.
No.103048
>>97998Fuck, he keegs must have a lot of salt in his diet to be that bloated.
No.103049
Back during COVID I had this NEET call my ambulance. Dude was in a hovel with, literally, just a bare mattress on a floor and shit Toshiba laptop. He was all fucking pissed off that there really wasn't anything I could do to make him feel better. He had a mild fever and was being a real bitch about it. I repeatedly explained to him that he was best off just waiting it out at home and to call back if his respiratory symptoms worsened.
This dude wasn't hearing it. He started shouting and acting tough, but avoided anything that might be perceived as violent. He was, no shit, yelling "What does your father do, huh? Fuck you! What does your father do?" This was some kind of argument I didn't understand. Someone explain it to me.
I made him walk to the ambulance, because I don't carry people who don't need to be carried, and he gets even more upset. This retard made me drive him to the hospital that was, without exaggeration, across the road from his caravan park. This is May of 2020. There are roughly 400 people waiting to get in that ER, most in far worse shape than this guy.
This dude was cursing my name up and down, fuck you this, your mother's a whore, the whole works. I go to walk him in the ambulance entrance and sit him down in the waiting area. Then I go over to my favourite security guard, let him know this NEET is gonna be a problem and get the fuck out of there because we have like 10 jobs pending. Security sorted him the fuck out.
2 days later I end up getting called to the same place, and when I get there all of a sudden this dude is SUPER submissive and breedable. Thankful, pleading for help, reasonable, listening, you name it.
It was astonishing. This guy was acting like an entirely new person, and I knew all of it was complete bullshit. Security must have tuned him up pretty good.
