No.50743
Cool. Now you have yummy goats you don't mind killing+eating and chill goats that you can use for milks&cheeses. Awesome!
No.50749
Based rape goats.
No.50750
Rename those black goats all one singular name- NIGGERs. He/she all niggers. Nigger.
No.50763
>>50750I'm selling all of the niggers
>>50749The dad rape goat literally headbutted the back of my wife's knees from behind, then mounted her and tried to rape her. When I got there she had him in the choke-hold and she made him pass out
That was the first attempt
No.50772
>eventually after he tries killing me for the 12th time I just kill him and eat him
Nice! Epic! I like it!
No.50773
>>50763>I'm selling all of the niggersYou could end this madness. Why spread the curse?
No.50775
This is what women are like. They're all Mihoshi from Tenchi
No.50778
>actually was a hermit crab
>some boomer was going to run it over with his boat
>she saved it
>accidentally slipped and broke the phone in the process
She was actually being noble I suppose
No.50779
>>50778Anon. She's adorable and you are very sweet too. 💕
No.51059
>>51053HERE
>>50763>The dad rape goat literally headbutted the back of my wife's knees from behind, then mounted her and tried to rape her. When I got there she had him in the choke-hold and she made him pass out
>That was the first attempt No.51073
>>50775Goats and a Mihoshi wife, very based.
No.51077
I will become gay for sweet trannies if you continue to be this insane towards anyone who doesn’t post I fart and it shitted
No.51105
>>51101HERE
>>50763>The dad rape goat literally headbutted the back of my wife's knees from behind, then mounted her and tried to rape her. When I got there she had him in the choke-hold and she made him pass out
>That was the first attempt No.51106
Y'all niggahz can't read and are illiterate. I swear.
No.51118
>>51106What foes this say
No.51150
>>51129Le narc shite again lol
No.51153
>>51150Making my way downtown
Walking fast, faces pass and I'm homebound
Staring blankly ahead
Just making my way
Making a way through the crowd
And I need you
And I miss you
And now I wonder
If I could fall into the sky
Do you think time would pass me by?
'Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles
If I could just see you tonight
It's always times like these when I think of you
And wonder if you ever think of me
'Cause everything's so wrong, and I don't belong
Living in your precious memory
'Cause I need you
And I miss you
And now I wonder
If I could fall into the sky
Do you think time would pass me by?
Oh, 'cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles
If I could just see you tonight
And I, I don't wanna let you know
I, I drown in your memory
I, I don't wanna let this go
I, I don't
Making my way downtown
Walking fast, faces pass and I'm homebound
Staring blankly ahead, just making my way
Making a way through the crowd
And I still need you
And I still miss you
And now I wonder
If I could fall into the sky
Do you think time would pass us by?
'Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles
If I could just see you, oh-oh
If I could fall into the sky
Do you think time would pass me by?
'Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles
If I could just see you
If I could just hold you tonight
No.51155
I decided to consider myself a female transwoman that was born as a man now to be closer to the spirit that keeps this website alive 24 hours of the day
No.51260
Sold my new buck. Far less stressful now. In the future I'll just rent one for a day
No.51267
>>51217Seeing this rich white nigger on a rectangular device from hell makes me hail Africa, the true people born and dying in suffering so abstract and beyond the mere construct of survival it makes a faggot seek God
No.51347
A few months ago I discovered this man's chicken breeding project and it makes homesteading possible for nearly anyone with an acre of land
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gwMKg4kVRMUIn the American south this is how we naturally raise our chickens. They're wild, free, tough as hell and turn bugs into edible, delicious biomass
Chickens plus permaculture is enough to make any nation a paradise if enough of the population participated
Dairy production may be superior given correct land quality and quantity, but for the average peasant such as myself chickens are far superior
Pic related is 2 of my 7 current broody hens. They're sisters, American gamefowl and Indian Red junglefowl hybrids, and they're sitting on a huge clutch of eggs together in an egg-harvesting box I placed in the forest. They'll raise all of the babies together off in the forest somewhere despite predation. This is the fourth generation of feral chickens on my farm that have raised themselves alone in my forest
No.51351
>>51347I love you farmer-chan! Thanks for supplying the chon with plentiful pictures of your BBC!
No.51354
>>51347The nest of the two black mothers was attacked. Eggs gone or broken, blood and yolk everywhere. Lots of wet feathers
Something attacked them in the night, the chickens fought back but ultimately they lost and retreated to the predator
They're alone without babies on the farm now. They will not be the first mothers here to birth the 4th generation
No.51360
>>51354>somethingAny theories on the SUS attacker(s)/predator(s)?!
No.51363
>>51360Possibly my dog. I'm almost certain he ate 10 eggs that I placed beneath my one broody orpington hen
It's possible that he also overpowered the two black moms, however they're calm around him during the day
It was probably a possum or racoon. Maybe weasel or fox
No.51365
>>51363You have to get a cam a to find out who dunn-it! You need to make sure that your doggo is a good-boi who dindu nuffin!
No.51367
>>51365I encourage my dog to eat eggs. He feeds himself and only the strong survive
No.51370
>>51367I figured you'd say that and do that-which is good BUT your doggo should not be a bad-boi and hurt/attack your chickens/break eggs(a waste). He must be a good-boi! You must find out what's going on. You must get an inexpensive cam.
No.51371
>>51367>He feeds himselfyou're well meaning-ed and have good intentions but...
No.51378
>>51370The more I reflect on it the less likely it seems. He is extremely kind and patient to all of my chickens, though he is very determined when it comes to eating eggs
This was something viscous enough to fight, and it's hidden away on the farthest portion of my land from my home. Dog rarely goes there
Next four mothers sitting on eggs are in the coop right next to home. Heavily guarded area
No.51379
>>51378>unwillingness to get a cam to find out the culprit.You don't want to defend+protect your chickens. Them+eggs will get ate by predators. R.I.P
No.51390
>>51379I do not exist as a savior to the dysgenic
The jungle is the law here
No.51391
>>51390You're calling your chickens&eggs disgenic?
No.51396
>>51390There's a reason you don't leave your baby alone in the woods. Take care of your chickens&eggs!
No.51427
>>51390Man exists unto his own, what they have learnt should not be held unto them as so they are to behave onward
No.51444
>>51427Are you guys talking about satanic rituals in code that y'all are going to do with them chicken & they eggz?
No.51821
>>51816I actually got a new rooster around 15 hours ago. A local was selling cubalaya, which is a rare and useful breed
>drop him off at the center of my land>main rooster aggressively stalks and tries to murder new guy all day>try to catch main rooster to put him in a dog kennel for the meantime>he evades me all day>can't catch him at night because he's 20 feet up in a tiny three inch tree that's leaning over a chasm
>>woken up in the middle of the night from the first predator attack in a long time>racoon attacked him specifically>slay racoon>find him finally near the ground and catch himI'm gonna stick this racoon in a bucket and hang him up for my chickens
No.51822
>>51821Here's new guy. Terrible picture of him. He's almost entirely muscle and claws
Neither rooster is mature. They're both basically 12 in human years
No.51944
>>51933I'm feeding my chickens with this racoon
Wasn't going to lose even more sleep last night on bullshit trying to salvage 2 pounds of meat from a rat
No.51948
>>5182212, he's a baby and he looks a baby too! He cute! Keep up posted!
No.51972
>>51968Those chickens needed to get pounded by chad-thunder-COCK! Don't judge!
No.51983
>>51968>The beta provider rooster prevails over the chad rapist roosterSAD!
No.51984
>>51983Those eggs he's sitting on are mostly a mix of American Gamefowl and Indian Red Junglefowl. The roosters of these breeds are often extremely violent and I have an estimated 25 of these hatching in the next month that are MIXED with the blood of my nigger rapist (5 egg clutches, ~50 eggs, half each sex)
I'm planning on keeping the three top roosters around
No.51985
>>51983"beta provider rooster" is 12yrs old IN HUMAN YEARS. What's wrong with you?
No.52117
Possum attack last night. Another nest gone. Another animal joins the bucket
No.52171
>>52126Would be doable without that cringe makeup and outfit, MAYBE
No.52173
>>52171(s)he'll get there. (s)he's very passable.
No.52196
>>52179I love Blaire white!
No.52211
>>52179I've heard she has a huge cock
No.52217
>>52211I mean that in the straightest way possible. I don't look at other guys dicks.
No.52248
>>52211This woman makes me horny but i dont want people calling me gay or anything because of it, I almost want to masturbate
No.52251
>>52217>>52248when I suck cocks I keep my eyes closed and imagine a delicious lollipop so I stay straight
No.52407
All the goats have been sold
Alhamdulilah
No.52410
>>52407Goodbye cursed goats!
No.56641
Bought some weed gummies
No.56651
>>56650I forgot this thread existed. Nice birbs as always.
No.56697
Looks like 8 chicks have been abandoned already. Maybe even 11. Moms seem to stop momming at around 6 weeks of age
No.56700
>>56697Buy a small box to house the chicks to stop them running away, infact one of those guinea pig runs would probably work
No.56710
>>56700They have food and water here, they'll never run away
In fact, these babies are rarely more than 10 feet from my home as is
My land will probably hit 100 chickens this year. By years end I'll have tons of blue eggs and indigo gigante hybrids
Inshallah
No.56730
>>56710That's good, are you going for an 'all the same colour farm'?
No.56731
Have you seen those chickens with the fat as fuck feet those are wild bet those legs taste good with some sweet and sour sauce
No.56757
>>56730Color isn't a priority, though darker is usually better because it has a better survivability rate
I'm essentially trying to create a feral and dangerous, large wild chicken
Right now I have an Indio Gigante and a Cubalaya breeding a ton of American Gamefowl and Red Junglefowl / AGF hybrids. My one pure RJF also just hatched a clutch of five babies, though I don't expect two to make it the night
I'm hoping she has a good IG, or Cubalaya male as one of her babies. It can be rooster #3 on my farm. The former would be a monster and the latter would be a perfect farm bird. RJF are extremely prolific and violent
No.56764
>>56757The idea of a chicken being violent is so funny to me
No.56766
>>56764Natural chickens have an extremely hardcore lifestyle
>only one male with all of the females>he breeds all of the women, even his mom, sisters, daughters, granddaughters, etc.>when his sons hit puberty he kills them>this continues until one of his sons gets stronger than him, and the son kills the father>then the son takes over and the cycle repeatsMy indio gigante I expect to be quite tough. No one is overthrowing him until we get some crazy berserker rooster here that has the pure rage and lust needed to murder his father
No.56767
>>56766>greentextDamn that's some degeneracy right there
No.56777
>>56766What the hell? That's more hardcore than lions.
No.56882
>>56805Create a genetically freakish fighting bird and enter it into the MMA
No.56887
Doing fuck all today as its Sunday, going to bike down to the rents to have some Sunday dinner, don't want to get there too early though if I left now for example (9:57) because I hate being sat waiting for food, I will probably leave around 12, I hope there aren't any paid GS 7's or 5's walking round, probably though a planted 8 or 9, like nigga I'm an 11 I don't have to put up with you following me around and shit bitch
No.56888
Doing fuck all today as its Sunday, going to bike down to the rents to have some Sunday dinner, don't want to get there too early though if I left now for example (9:57) because I hate being sat waiting for food, I will probably leave around 12, I hope there aren't any paid GS 7's or 5's walking round, probably though a planted 8 or 9, like nigga I'm an 11 I don't have to put up with you following me around and shit bitch
No.56901
>>56888There now about to eat
No.56910
>>56901Ate it, was good, chicken dinner with veg and mash, good hearty meal
No.56911
>>56805>ChatGPT says that RJF and IG have a different number of chromosomes, and that giant birds hatching from small eggs is toughHave you considered that they might also be sterile like mules?
No.56914
>>56911Highly unlikely. Breeders can produce fertile offspring from red and green junglefowl, so indio gigante and red junglefowl should be a significantly easier mix regardless of the number of chromosomes
Babies are both alive. They just stand around do nothing though, I wonder if something on the inside is broken
They may have just had a rough time in the egg while developing. Small egg from a small mom. Big dad. I didn't think this would be an issue because I figured they wouldn't mate if too extreme for one another
No.56917
Bikes 22 miles earlier, wasn't even that bad
No.57752
Sunbathed with my top off, now red, I feel excellent, like genuinely great, this sunlight stuff is like some kind of drug
No.57765
>>57758I would rather live hard, fast and fun than live another 20 years for even more sun-avooding
No.57767
>>57758It's not like I'm sunbathing for hours is it
No.58045
Crashing at my parents house while they're on vacation. Eating all their food and drinking all their alcohol. This fat ass dog I have to watch keeps eating his mate's and daughter's food. They're Boston Terriers.
No.58060
How did I miss this thread
>>58059Funny posting style, how old is she, 2-3? Kids are so fucking cute when they are around 2 and start to articulate words properly. I mean wtf its crazy adorable.
No.58063
>>58059Mr. Gob has spoken.
No.58117
>>58060I have a 6, 3, and 1
It was the 6 painting with me last night
I'm gonna paint every single inch of my home with my kids
