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 No.65016

Fluttershy is eating my poop again

 No.65019

Why are you shitting outside?

 No.65028

Thats gross dude. Also why is your poop so soft?

 No.65031

>>65028
he has aids

 No.65036

>>65028
Pretty much all I ate yesterday was peanut butter. It goes out almost identically to how it goes in

>>65019
Composting

 No.65040

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>>65036
You just squat and let it all out outside?

 No.65042

>>65040
No, I have a toilet outside that allows the chickens into the bottom. If I had it chicken-proofed then the entire thing would fill up with mealworms within days

This is really just a form of recycling and it dramatically improves the soil quality. They eat the shit, eat the bugs and rake the soil

My entire property has changed from dead sand to rich, dark dirt with a million saplings everywhere

 No.65043

>>65042
>I have a toilet outside that allows the chickens into the bottom
.. but it's not an outhouse? What is it called?

 No.65047

>>65042
your parents back garden doesnt equal your land

 No.65054

Just murdered two of her brothers. Felt kinda guilty but I can't put up with any more than three roosters tops

There's maybe five more that still need murdering

 No.65055

>>65054
That's what they were born for I suppose.

 No.65056

>>65054
youre a faggot liberal feline and nobody cares about your shitty farm

 No.65057

>>65054
Three rooster tops. They were killing all the rooster power bottoms, huh?

 No.65060

>>65036
> It goes out almost identically to how it goes in
You eat through your asshole?

 No.65062

>>65057
Roosters are violent and extremely loud. It's almost impossible to get rid of them, even for free on craigslist. Best case scenario some Mexican shows up to turn them into dinner

Roosters usually have sad lives. I would feel more pity if they weren't hardcore predators, rapists and cannibals

 No.65078

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 No.65079

>true love.jpg
I can only imagine how you'd feel if a woman swallowed your loads. lol.

 No.65082

>>65078
lol
lmoa

>webp

Distasteful

 No.65083

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>dwarfspamskitzo thread
>>>/new/
( - )

 No.65089

>>65078
I feel like this should be my coat of arms on a shield 1000 years ago

 No.65094

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 No.65104

>>65083
shut up you fat cunt

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 No.65136

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>>65104
Provide proof on an anonymous imageboard that I'm whoever you believe I am or gtfo.

 No.65137


 No.65143

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 No.65144

>>65143
never, my life is too good

 No.65145

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 No.65146

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>>65051
Sugar glider eating cheese bug.

 No.65147

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 No.65148


 No.65246

Full moon

 No.65261

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>>65246
i looked out my window last night to see this hyped 'super moon' and it looked exactly the fucking same as it always does

 No.65265

>>65246
>>65261
I thought it was cool. It was all red and sh*t
(I didn't read any articles so my expectations weren't all puffed up heh)

 No.68600

Since the other threads hit the post limit this can be the new designated blog thread. I would like to report that my testicle was at a weird angle and felt strange for a days. I expected it to be a testicular torsion. I decided to try taking a prescription antihistamine and a muscle relaxer I had left over from when I went to the hospital for something else awhile back, and my balls seem to be fine at present. If anyone knows what the deal is, I'd like the information.

 No.68603

>>68600
Can you just bounce them gently up and down and have the torsion unravel like a twisted rope?

 No.68605

>>68603
I tried to do that a few times, but it didn't correct itself. I figured inflammation or something might have been preventing it from going back into position, which is why I took those drugs. I'm still unsure if it was a torsion to being with, but it's a lot better after taking the medication and I'm going to take it for a few more nights just in case. I remember this happened to my brother when he was a kid and they just gave him a steroid, but when I look up treatment now everything says you need to get surgery.

 No.68609

>>68605
Try massaging them gently without any twisting or bizarre motions. Sometimes the tubes screw up semen production or get clogged

 No.68613

>white woman humor

 No.69372

make me cum, dick rubber

 No.69404

>>68613
I don't want this person to live anymore.

 No.69511

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 No.69517

>>69511
Dude why is your poop so liquid? You have an illness.

 No.69518

>>69511
Being a chicken is pure suffering.

 No.69520


 No.69573

>>69520
fake and really gay



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