No.67152
>>67150>>67150Clean up this thread too. It devolved into an unreadable, aimless mess, just I said it would. Who is this absolute depraved loser, getting his jollies by shitting up a dead site? Their face should be skinned off.
No.67160
>>67159Why do you hate us so much?
No.67163
>>67150>>67152Replaying to my own post until HDV replies, given that there's no other way he'll ever see what gets posted in what is supposed to be this serious suggestion thread.
No.67200
>>67163HDV's high out of his mind on coke right now with a hooker but he forgot to take his dick pill so she's trying to give him a handjob and it looks like a bird pulling an earthworm out of the ground
No.67202
>>67200As if the hookers care. That's easy money.
No.67203
>>67202Yeah but he's not enjoying losing a lot of money for nothing
No.67204
>>67203Well maybe he enjoys it well enough.
No.67207
>>67204I don't know if you know but the only way a guy can have sexual pleasure is if his dick is erect. An erection never lies. Our sexuality is nowhere near as complex as women's where women can still technically feel pleasure in other ways without necessarily having your clitoris stimulated and/or engorged at the moment but are also way more picky about "being in the mood" and having much lower libido on average than men. That's why you never hear about men "faking an orgasm." Except for trannies. Those tards can't get hard due to HRT (or worse) even with dick pills and I bet this is one of the main reasons for their high suicide rate.
No.67214
>>67213He's busy with your dad rn.
No.67215
>>67214UNO REVERSE CARD
My dads dead so hows he going to give him head?
No.67218
>>67215That's not fair btw, how was I supposed to know?
No.67248
Reiterating my serious suggestion to clean up this serious suggestion thread if you want serious suggestions and not inane spam.
No.67251
>>67248I know the thread's been up for a while but I still can't believe there's almost 250 posts in this sh*t and 3/4 of them are [redacted] and random schizo stuff again.
I'm going to have to cut our losses and delete this thread entirely and make a new one if anything.
No.67255
>>67251Shouldn't you have made this thread in
>>>/new/ instead? I thought that was the srs bsns board and this more the candy up our nose board.
No.67265
>>67255I think what we really need here is a /meta/ board.
No.67267
>>67265/new/ is already nearly dead, gets 1 post a day on average with half of it being the CP spammer. Having this meta thread there can artificially boost it a bit with cringelord srs bsns suggestshuns (ew! nerd!)
No.67271
>>67267What makes newsposting hard to do anymore is how pointless it seems to be. We're in a dystopian nightmare, there is no future, why care about news anymore? Most of its fake. None of it matters. Nobody's doing anything to stop the horror. Fuck it, amirite?
No.67272
>>67271Pretty much this. All we can really do is theory craft, which is just mental masturbation.
No.67280
>>67272Additionally, as much as I love making tl;dr posts, no one cares lol.
No.67288
I think we had an Overbort at one point, maybe we could do that again? Perhaps it will help even out activity between /lounge/ and /new/ even as demoralized we've already become aha
No.67289
>>67272>>67276Not even trying to doompost. Team Hitler 4 lyfe, yo. But good god damn.
>>67288I'd support this, mein Fuhrer.
No.67388
Who's the schizo that keeps posting seemingly random text strings with sort of dubious, often subtly threatening subject matter? Is he friends with the spammer or something?
No.67390
>>67388Made me think of a /g/tard telling about hooking up an emacs "psychologist" oldschool chatbot plugin to a web browser to bait schizos responding to it's incoherent shit for hours. But I also know that some tranime enjoyers get their brain fried and start writing like that thinking they're James Bond villains or some shit. Sad that at least one of those people here is legit. dumb and probably underage, and it will get worse from here.
No.67467
Ban the gibberish spammer.
No.67519
Delete the fake schizo gibberish posts.
No.67520
Still boggles the mind that people willingly get tattoos. Every single one of them are objectively ugly and I'm not sure what kind of mental state you have to be in to enjoy having needles stuck in you.
No.67525
Celebrate your new job with a new condom.
No.67556
>>67520To each their own.
No.67561
>>67525Their hand and penis will enjoy that very much.
