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 No.70036[View All]

MDE

Never watched this, just downloaded it last night and watched the first ep, after I watched Fishtank, it was actually pretty funny, damn why didn't I watch it earlier
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 No.71209

>>71206
She's still getting to know herself, chud. You have to wait patiently until she's 30

 No.71216

>>71209
I need to go back in time using the infinity stones to when my cashier oneitis didn't take the VAXX

She seems smart (wants to study Law) and her face is a perfect match for mine

 No.71218

>>71216
Oh no. Now you'll have to find some anti vaxxing people, befriend the father and get his permission to give away his 16yr old untouched hot sexy perfect virgin daughter for you to marry. I'm sure it'll all work out, just like you want.

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>>71218
>16yr old untouched hot sexy perfect virgin daughter

 No.71246

>>71206
Where's the lie?

 No.71292

>>71216
>still talking about DA VACKS days before the start of 2024
this is why you get 0 bitches

 No.71410

>>71292
Vaxxcattle screeches as it awaits its sixth booster shot of the day.

 No.71416

>>71410
I'm usually the only unvaxxed person in a room and I don't see people dropping dead or failing to conceive children. I'm sure many are suffering unforeseen side effects but for the most part that seems limited to the elderly and those already in bad health before.

 No.71428

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>>71218
>me in 10 years having to arrange my daughters marriages to autistic internet retards

 No.71431

>>71428
If shes pure I may consider her as an addition to my... Hmm whats the White version of harem? Thats a gross Middle Eastern word imo. I may make her one of my wives in 2034 for 2, maybe 3 LINK

 No.71487

>>71431
You're 20 years too old honestly. I'm not doing the Mohammed thing. Plato is right that 16 year old girls should marry 30 year old men

 No.71497

>>71487
Aristotle said it and it was 18 and 35. Your daughter probably inherited your retard genes, so I'll pass.

 No.71503

>>71497
I didn't offer, bucko

 No.71504

>>71503
>bucko
Another thing you have in common with the "wash your penis" commie, first being that you both have retarded daughters.

 No.71506

>>71504
Are you having a rough day today?

 No.71509

>>71428
When I was in my 20s some guy told me he wanted me to meet his daughter after I gave him change(he wasn't begging for it, he just needed to break a dollar for some reason). It sounded sketchy, but maybe he was just vargpilled.

 No.71510

>>71509
Supposedly the Amish pay random men to impregnate their wives and daughters on occasion to bring in fresh blood

 No.71511

>>71510
They have to with the constant inbreeding, right?

 No.71512

>>71509
That sounds incredibly sketchy.

 No.71513

>>71512
Extremely sketchy.

 No.71515

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>>71509
>out with my family swimming on local river
>random family shows up
>it's this old gypsy hag and five little girls ages 3 to 10
>they swarm my family and start playing with my kids
>sitting down to relax in water
>each one of my three kids is being occupied by a little girl playing with them, wife is talking to lady
>the two extra girls of the old hag sit on both sides of me
>the oldest one, the 10 year old starts talking to me about how her aunt rescued her from her dad and uncles
>they did unspeakable things to me, again and again for years
>what they did was-
>I interrupt the girl and tell her that reality is often a terrible place but she shouldn't be telling strangers these stories
>she immediately begins talking about sexual details again, completely ignoring me
>she's also thrusting out her chest out very far, trying her hardest to look cute as she speaks
>my spider sense starts tingling and this feels like a trap
>get up and walk away
>go to my first kid
>a little girl grabs my hand and tries distracting me
>she starts jumping up and down tugging on me, asking me questions about my other kid 30 feet in the other direction
>yell at my daughter to come here
>pick two youngest up and we all leave
>wife tells me she thinks it was a trap and the girls were targeting me

 No.71517

>>71515
Smart move. We need a total crackdown on scammers, but scammer already run the country.

 No.71522

>>71517
He has porn on his tablet >>71515

 No.71528

Cities will be replaced by vast pleasure domes occupied by a neo upper class called the Exelciites. Meanwhile the lower class filth grovelers with live in underground tiered cities and forced to toil endlessly for nuggets of neoplasmin.

 No.71546

>>71515
W-What were the little girls gonna do to you?

 No.71548

This post was made like a year ago heh
I'm guessing the woman was trying to entrap anon to extort him or something in some way.

 No.71552

>>71546
take turns sucking his dick

 No.71571

>>71552
A party van shows up.

 No.71573

>>71546
They were probably going to accuse him of molestation and try to blackmail him.

 No.72950

Season 2 confirms our worst fears... MDE is washed, a pale imitation of it's old self. WP2 will be trash

 No.72951

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>>72950
I stopped paying attention mostly after the hot girl left/got taken out on like day 4 or 5. Watched a minute a day up until day 10-15 then stopped completely.

 No.72952

for being a bad show, i liked the ending

 No.72960

>>72951
You shouldn't have been paying attention at all.

 No.72961

>>72951
nasty slag

 No.72970

>>72951
repost her OF

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>>72970
Pretty sure she doesn't have any lewd pics

>>72960
I'm finding it hard to imagine any kind of media with women in it that I've ever paid attention to in which the women were not good to look at

 No.72987

>>72981
No I mean you shouldn't watch fishtank it's a complete BETRAYAL of MDEs legacy

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 No.73076

>>72987
From my perspective it just sucks. Anyway I wonder what s3 will bring. I notice all the /tv/ threads stopped for some reason. It was weird a month or two ago how season 2 was doing its livestream thing when season 1 was having its last episodes released.

Also can't help but imagine myself going on it heh lel. I could promote the book that I'm writing, but it wont be done for a while. Otherwise I'd have no reason to but it sounds like it'd be fun. I like the idea of people being stripped down and exposed. But at the same time they would be acting (as in performing) in various ways. Maybe thats related to your issue/gripe?

 No.73190

>>73076
You are deranged beyond belief.

My issue is that MDE used to be a beautiful multicoloured ray of LIGHT in the DARKNESS and now it's PURE UGLINESS.

 No.73192

>>73190
Cry more

 No.73221

>>73192
I've already cried enough

 No.73238

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>>73221
Cry some more I believe in you

 No.73284

>>73190
I can see Sam Hyde torturing us by giving out small doses of cute and hot girls seemingly randomly, leaving us with a whet appetite but greedily wanting more

 No.73286

>>73284
They're all mid though.

 No.77585

million dollar extreme?
more like million dollar kinda funny sometimes

 No.77594

>>77585
Nick > Charls > Sam

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 No.77639

>>77594
they're all tryhards

I'll stick to mid 2000's channel 4 shows like peep show, brass eye, trigger happy TV and garth marenghi's darkplace



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