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 No.79414[View All]

They're doing this to me tomorrow.
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>>92496
Wtf. Is phantasm okay with you posting his boyfriend like that?

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 No.95852

you coon nigger

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>>95668
where can I find an album of monkey music

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>>95853
Lol, it's mostly dei shit.

>wakanda monopoly

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>>95853
>she might not have to sit at the back of a bus, but she does live at the back of a store

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🪄

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never forgetti

 No.97761

Deer are fucking metal. They rub the skin of their horns against stuff until it bleeds and peels off, then they eat it.

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>>97761
I do something similar; we aren't so differen't after all.

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>>97762
You have horns?

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>>97762
Like Goldmember eating large patches of his own dry skin in Austin Powers 3?

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>>98078
Sex haver.

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>>98148
That's hot tbh

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>>98158
It's pretty fucking gay. Two hermaphrodites.

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>>98191
It's not gay if you hit them with your love dart first.

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>>98191
>>98203
it's simultaneously gay, straight, lesbian and bi... I think I'm hard from typing that out

 No.98224

>>98215
To each their own.

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 No.99001

cool,

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 No.100324

>>100323
Based sleepy fella, it's a shame we have never coexisted well with mice and rats and other assorted lil' guys

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>>100324
All their diseases, constantly shitting and pissing everywhere, and eating our babies kind of gets in the way.

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>>100324
I have 6 rats I need to kill right now. 4 grey and 2 black. They have my chicken feeder as contested territory and fight each other every night when the sun goes down. The black live in trees out in the forest and the grey live under my home. My outdoor trap caught 3 black a few nights ago and I drowned them in the lake then fed them to my chickens

Need to make a bucket trap

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>>100327
>>100328
It's tough out there being a rodent.

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>>100328
They're just cheesed to meet you :(

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>>100331
>>100334
>years ago
>heavy summer rains happen
>one night encounter a small rat eating flour in my kitchen
>it's cute
>ignore it
>less than a week later there's 30 of them going full Ratatouille in my kitchen
>they're loud as hell, extremely messy, banging noises waking me up constantly
>have to declare war on them
>literally killing rats with a sword in my house in the middle of the night
>remvoing food sources, trapping and mastery of the sword eventually drive them all away
>two small tribes are once again forming outside
Rats and mice don't understand moderation, manners or discretion. They're goblins in essence. Raiders and bandits

The only rodents I allow around are squirrels and chipmunks. Beavers are questionable because they keep shrecking my trees

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>>100335
>literally killing rats with a sword in my house in the middle of the night
New fighter's guild recruit I see.

 No.100337

>>100336
I heard the fighters guild is recruiting. Not a bad way to make some money, if you've got the stones for it.

 No.100338

>>100335
>be peacefully eating dinner with my family after a hard day of foraging
>times are good, my wife has born me many sons to continue my line
>suddenly there's a thundering crash
>a huge, howling man-thing retard crash crashes its way into my home, flailing about with a cleaver
>kill slays my sweet family
>I run flee escape to the forest outside
>tell my clan mates about the monster, we gather together to fight it
Manthings don't understand moderation, manners, or discretion. They're dogs in essence. Raid-killers and flour stealers.

We will get our revenge! Once there's enough of us that is.

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>>100338
This is undeniably my domain and undoubtedly smells like me. It's more akin to adventurers raiding a dragons cave than a family peacefully sitting to eat

 No.100348

>>100347
There's a reason man kept cats around for so long, and it's not because they're cute.

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>>100348
Yeah. I used to have a horrible mouse and pack rat infestation in my house. I set out traps every day and would catch at least 10 mice a day, but it didn't even slow them down. Fuckers got into absolutely everything. I would sit down and just watch them scamper across the floor one after another.

I got a cat and she killed like three mice and the rest just vanished. They wouldn't go anywhere near the house. Still heard the packrats in the attic but they wouldn't enter the house for fear of the cat. I never had a problem after that.

 No.100350

>>100348
My cat killed two mice, 10 squirrels, and countless songbirds. Completely useless for rats. Rehomed the cat eventually

Random snakes are far superior for rats. The first day I saw a ratsnake here I heard rats screaming and dying in the walls of my shed

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>>100350
>Random snakes are far superior for rats. The first day I saw a ratsnake here I heard rats screaming and dying in the walls of my shed
They don't go after your chicks and eggs?

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>>100364
They get eggs occasionally but they're welcome to them. Haven't had one kill anything other than rats so far

 No.100370

They have acoustic products that annoy and drive away very small mammals while leaving medium and large sized ones (like yourself and your livestock) alone. Might be something to look into



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