No.92521
>>92496Wtf. Is phantasm okay with you posting his boyfriend like that?
No.95852
you coon nigger
No.95891
>>95668where can I find an album of monkey music
No.95913
>>95853Lol, it's mostly dei shit.
>wakanda monopoly No.97762
>>97761I do something similar; we aren't so differen't after all.
No.98191
>>98158It's pretty fucking gay. Two hermaphrodites.
No.98203
>>98191It's not gay if you hit them with your love dart first.
No.98215
>>98191>>98203it's simultaneously gay, straight, lesbian and bi... I think I'm hard from typing that out
No.100324
>>100323Based sleepy fella, it's a shame we have never coexisted well with mice and rats and other assorted lil' guys
No.100327
>>100324All their diseases, constantly shitting and pissing everywhere, and eating our babies kind of gets in the way.
No.100328
>>100324I have 6 rats I need to kill right now. 4 grey and 2 black. They have my chicken feeder as contested territory and fight each other every night when the sun goes down. The black live in trees out in the forest and the grey live under my home. My outdoor trap caught 3 black a few nights ago and I drowned them in the lake then fed them to my chickens
Need to make a bucket trap
No.100331
>>100327>>100328It's tough out there being a rodent.
No.100335
>>100331>>100334>years ago>heavy summer rains happen>one night encounter a small rat eating flour in my kitchen>it's cute>ignore it>less than a week later there's 30 of them going full Ratatouille in my kitchen>they're loud as hell, extremely messy, banging noises waking me up constantly>have to declare war on them>literally killing rats with a sword in my house in the middle of the night>remvoing food sources, trapping and mastery of the sword eventually drive them all away>two small tribes are once again forming outsideRats and mice don't understand moderation, manners or discretion. They're goblins in essence. Raiders and bandits
The only rodents I allow around are squirrels and chipmunks. Beavers are questionable because they keep shrecking my trees
No.100336
>>100335>literally killing rats with a sword in my house in the middle of the nightNew fighter's guild recruit I see.
No.100337
>>100336I heard the fighters guild is recruiting. Not a bad way to make some money, if you've got the stones for it.
No.100338
>>100335>be peacefully eating dinner with my family after a hard day of foraging>times are good, my wife has born me many sons to continue my line>suddenly there's a thundering crash>a huge, howling man-thing retard crash crashes its way into my home, flailing about with a cleaver>kill slays my sweet family>I run flee escape to the forest outside>tell my clan mates about the monster, we gather together to fight itManthings don't understand moderation, manners, or discretion. They're dogs in essence. Raid-killers and flour stealers.
We will get our revenge! Once there's enough of us that is.
No.100347
>>100338This is undeniably my domain and undoubtedly smells like me. It's more akin to adventurers raiding a dragons cave than a family peacefully sitting to eat
No.100348
>>100347There's a reason man kept cats around for so long, and it's not because they're cute.
No.100349
>>100348Yeah. I used to have a horrible mouse and pack rat infestation in my house. I set out traps every day and would catch at least 10 mice a day, but it didn't even slow them down. Fuckers got into absolutely everything. I would sit down and just watch them scamper across the floor one after another.
I got a cat and she killed like three mice and the rest just vanished. They wouldn't go anywhere near the house. Still heard the packrats in the attic but they wouldn't enter the house for fear of the cat. I never had a problem after that.
No.100350
>>100348My cat killed two mice, 10 squirrels, and countless songbirds. Completely useless for rats. Rehomed the cat eventually
Random snakes are far superior for rats. The first day I saw a ratsnake here I heard rats screaming and dying in the walls of my shed
No.100364
>>100350>Random snakes are far superior for rats. The first day I saw a ratsnake here I heard rats screaming and dying in the walls of my shedThey don't go after your chicks and eggs?
No.100367
>>100364They get eggs occasionally but they're welcome to them. Haven't had one kill anything other than rats so far
No.100370
They have acoustic products that annoy and drive away very small mammals while leaving medium and large sized ones (like yourself and your livestock) alone. Might be something to look into
