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They should have just drugged this creature and washed it while it slept.
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>>79416youre the creature
[–] No.79424>>79452
>>79416They like it if they're tamed from young. Similar with prairie dogs. It's body language doesn't appear upset.
[–] No.79429>>79440
Cute rat.
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In 1997, 17-year-old Gothenburg student Daniel Malmedahl recorded himself imitating the noises produced by a two-stroke engine. He posted this on a website and caught the attention of a Swedish television researcher, who convinced Daniel to perform the sound live on air. After it debuted on television, recordings of his performance began appearing on file sharing networks and various websites under the filename "2TAKTARE.MP3" ("Tvåtaktare" is Swedish for "two-stroker").
In late 2003, another Swede, Erik Wernquist, encountered the sound effect and, not knowing about the previous incarnations of the sound, was inspired to create the 3D animated character he named "The Annoying Thing" to accompany it. Wernquist worked on the first animation in his spare time using the LightWave 3D modeling application, and the whole process took between six and eight weeks. On 7 October 2003 he posted it on his website and on the CGTalk forum.
The animation was a popular attraction at Wernquist's website, but the sound was credited to "Anonymous". Eventually, word reached Malmedahl that his impressions had been used in a now well-known animation studio. He contacted Wernquist, apparently giving an impromptu performance to confirm his claims. Wernquist was convinced, and gave credit to Malmedahl for his creation.
The animation received attention through filesharing and word of mouth and, when Ringtone Europe and Jamster België (now both merged into Jamba!) got wind of this, realizing the monetary possibilities through capitalizing on the underground cult-status, they licensed the rights to the creation, renaming it "Crazy Frog" and starting to market it in mid-2004.
In an interview with HitQuarters, Wernquist expressed his displeasure at the choice of name:
>If I had known that this was going to be such a big thing I would not have allowed them to use that stupid name. It has nothing to do with the character. It's not a frog and it's not particularly crazy either.
[–] No.79443
>>79441what the fuck does this have to do with my thread?
[–] No.79449>>79450
>>79440Nobody knew until (you) pointed that out.
:^)
[–] No.79455>>79474
>>79447this animal is more humanlike than a nigger is
[–] No.79456>>79457
>>79447also i think i have seen this channel before. a video of otters eating sashimi or something.
[–] No.79458>>79460>>79475
>>79457now i want big slabs of raw salmon and tuna. i havent had sashimi for a long time. such a pure taste.
[–] No.79460>>79492
>>79458This video of that gud boi enjoying himself inspired (you) to treat yourself to some yummy nutritious and delicious goodies! Whoo hoo!
:^)
[–] No.79475>>79488>>79507
>>79458salmon is 90% sodium
also sushi gives you intestinal worms
[–] No.79488>>79493
>>79475Salt is good for you RETARD. And salmon worms are not intestinal worms.
But you wouldn't know that, since you never get any brain building omega 3.
[–] No.79490>>79494
>>79474avid mad we shit talk his favorite type of erection to lick lmao
[–] No.79492
>>79460shut the fuck up retard
[–] No.79493
>>79488>omega 3 >brain building omega 3 is for bones and joints retard, its a fat, proteins are for brain health
[–] No.79494
>>79490youve successfully sissy hypno'd yourself, you ugly fucking mong
[–] No.79507
>>79475Sushi fish is frozen at very low temperatures to kill the parasites.
[–] No.79546
>>79545hrmmm, these animals appear to possess humanlike characteristics in excess of niggers
[–] No.79566
>>79545That cat has been marmotted.
[–] No.79598>>79611
>>79414 (OP)Why can’t you just shower yourself?
[–] No.79724
based and marmotpilled thread
[–] No.79732>>79738
>>79726He's not the only handicapped person on planet earth.
[–] No.79738>>88377
>>79732yes he is, everyone else is just pretending
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it is pretty cool how mammals grow their own clothes :)
[–] No.81226
>>81222theyre not clothes
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>>88322That reminds me of an old picture book I had as a kid. It was about prehistoric animals and had an illustration of a huge flightless bird picking up a small horse with its beak.
[–] No.88377
>>79738True. Fattie no legs is the only one.
[–] No.88408
>>88324I had that book too heh
[–] No.88533
Was OP cappin or did he get a skibidi scrub down gophy style? Ong dat shit looks hella fierce.
[–] No.89558>>89569
>>88322Third pic is avid when he's not in his human form
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>>91143
This thread is about what is being done to us and if you post an animal that's supposed to be you. You made absolutely no sense. Try again.
[–] No.91279
>>91233Man I always knew doritos were king.
[–] No.92521
>>92496Wtf. Is phantasm okay with you posting his boyfriend like that?
[–] No.95852
you coon nigger
[–] No.95891
>>95668where can I find an album of monkey music
[–] No.95913
>>95853Lol, it's mostly dei shit.
>wakanda monopoly [–] No.97762>>97768>>97850
>>97761I do something similar; we aren't so differen't after all.
[–] No.98191>>98203>>98215
>>98158It's pretty fucking gay. Two hermaphrodites.
[–] No.98203>>98215
>>98191It's not gay if you hit them with your love dart first.
[–] No.98215>>98224
>>98191>>98203it's simultaneously gay, straight, lesbian and bi... I think I'm hard from typing that out
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>>100323Based sleepy fella, it's a shame we have never coexisted well with mice and rats and other assorted lil' guys
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>>100324All their diseases, constantly shitting and pissing everywhere, and eating our babies kind of gets in the way.
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>>100324I have 6 rats I need to kill right now. 4 grey and 2 black. They have my chicken feeder as contested territory and fight each other every night when the sun goes down. The black live in trees out in the forest and the grey live under my home. My outdoor trap caught 3 black a few nights ago and I drowned them in the lake then fed them to my chickens
Need to make a bucket trap
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>>100327>>100328It's tough out there being a rodent.
[–] No.100335>>100336>>100338
>>100331>>100334>years ago>heavy summer rains happen>one night encounter a small rat eating flour in my kitchen>it's cute>ignore it>less than a week later there's 30 of them going full Ratatouille in my kitchen>they're loud as hell, extremely messy, banging noises waking me up constantly>have to declare war on them>literally killing rats with a sword in my house in the middle of the night>remvoing food sources, trapping and mastery of the sword eventually drive them all away>two small tribes are once again forming outsideRats and mice don't understand moderation, manners or discretion. They're goblins in essence. Raiders and bandits
The only rodents I allow around are squirrels and chipmunks. Beavers are questionable because they keep shrecking my trees
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>>100335>literally killing rats with a sword in my house in the middle of the nightNew fighter's guild recruit I see.
[–] No.100337
>>100336I heard the fighters guild is recruiting. Not a bad way to make some money, if you've got the stones for it.
[–] No.100338>>100347
>>100335>be peacefully eating dinner with my family after a hard day of foraging>times are good, my wife has born me many sons to continue my line>suddenly there's a thundering crash>a huge, howling man-thing retard crash crashes its way into my home, flailing about with a cleaver>kill slays my sweet family>I run flee escape to the forest outside>tell my clan mates about the monster, we gather together to fight itManthings don't understand moderation, manners, or discretion. They're dogs in essence. Raid-killers and flour stealers.
We will get our revenge! Once there's enough of us that is.
[–] No.100347>>100348
>>100338This is undeniably my domain and undoubtedly smells like me. It's more akin to adventurers raiding a dragons cave than a family peacefully sitting to eat
[–] No.100348>>100349>>100350
>>100347There's a reason man kept cats around for so long, and it's not because they're cute.
[–] No.100349
>>100348Yeah. I used to have a horrible mouse and pack rat infestation in my house. I set out traps every day and would catch at least 10 mice a day, but it didn't even slow them down. Fuckers got into absolutely everything. I would sit down and just watch them scamper across the floor one after another.
I got a cat and she killed like three mice and the rest just vanished. They wouldn't go anywhere near the house. Still heard the packrats in the attic but they wouldn't enter the house for fear of the cat. I never had a problem after that.
[–] No.100350>>100364
>>100348My cat killed two mice, 10 squirrels, and countless songbirds. Completely useless for rats. Rehomed the cat eventually
Random snakes are far superior for rats. The first day I saw a ratsnake here I heard rats screaming and dying in the walls of my shed
[–] No.100364>>100367
>>100350>Random snakes are far superior for rats. The first day I saw a ratsnake here I heard rats screaming and dying in the walls of my shedThey don't go after your chicks and eggs?
[–] No.100367
>>100364They get eggs occasionally but they're welcome to them. Haven't had one kill anything other than rats so far
[–] No.100370
They have acoustic products that annoy and drive away very small mammals while leaving medium and large sized ones (like yourself and your livestock) alone. Might be something to look into
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One grey down, five rats remaining. Snap trap is working well
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