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File: 1714004902522.webm 1.05 MB, 240x427, marmot.webm

 No.79414[Last 50 Posts]

They're doing this to me tomorrow.

 No.79416

They should have just drugged this creature and washed it while it slept.

 No.79419

>>79416
youre the creature

 No.79423

>>79419
No u.

 No.79424

>>79416
They like it if they're tamed from young. Similar with prairie dogs. It's body language doesn't appear upset.

 No.79429

Cute rat.

 No.79440

>>79429
it's a marmot

 No.79441

In 1997, 17-year-old Gothenburg student Daniel Malmedahl recorded himself imitating the noises produced by a two-stroke engine. He posted this on a website and caught the attention of a Swedish television researcher, who convinced Daniel to perform the sound live on air. After it debuted on television, recordings of his performance began appearing on file sharing networks and various websites under the filename "2TAKTARE.MP3" ("Tvåtaktare" is Swedish for "two-stroker").

In late 2003, another Swede, Erik Wernquist, encountered the sound effect and, not knowing about the previous incarnations of the sound, was inspired to create the 3D animated character he named "The Annoying Thing" to accompany it. Wernquist worked on the first animation in his spare time using the LightWave 3D modeling application, and the whole process took between six and eight weeks. On 7 October 2003 he posted it on his website and on the CGTalk forum.

The animation was a popular attraction at Wernquist's website, but the sound was credited to "Anonymous". Eventually, word reached Malmedahl that his impressions had been used in a now well-known animation studio. He contacted Wernquist, apparently giving an impromptu performance to confirm his claims. Wernquist was convinced, and gave credit to Malmedahl for his creation.

The animation received attention through filesharing and word of mouth and, when Ringtone Europe and Jamster België (now both merged into Jamba!) got wind of this, realizing the monetary possibilities through capitalizing on the underground cult-status, they licensed the rights to the creation, renaming it "Crazy Frog" and starting to market it in mid-2004.

In an interview with HitQuarters, Wernquist expressed his displeasure at the choice of name:

>If I had known that this was going to be such a big thing I would not have allowed them to use that stupid name. It has nothing to do with the character. It's not a frog and it's not particularly crazy either.

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>>79441
what the fuck does this have to do with my thread?

 No.79447

File: 1714076736857.mp4 14.8 MB, 854x480, otter bath.mp4

They're doing this to me tomorrow.

 No.79449

>>79440
Nobody knew until (you) pointed that out.

:^)

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File: 1714078452791.mp4 12.01 MB, 1280x720, marmbath.mp4


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>>79447
this animal is more humanlike than a nigger is

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>>79447
also i think i have seen this channel before. a video of otters eating sashimi or something.

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>>79456
Idk but look at this gud boi!

 No.79458

>>79457
now i want big slabs of raw salmon and tuna. i havent had sashimi for a long time. such a pure taste.

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>>79458
This video of that gud boi enjoying himself inspired (you) to treat yourself to some yummy nutritious and delicious goodies! Whoo hoo!

:^)

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>>79455
>le racism

 No.79475

>>79458
salmon is 90% sodium
also sushi gives you intestinal worms

 No.79488

>>79475
Salt is good for you RETARD. And salmon worms are not intestinal worms.

But you wouldn't know that, since you never get any brain building omega 3.

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>>79474
ya so

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>>79474
avid mad we shit talk his favorite type of erection to lick lmao

 No.79492

>>79460
shut the fuck up retard

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>>79488
>omega 3
>brain building

omega 3 is for bones and joints retard, its a fat, proteins are for brain health

 No.79494

>>79490
youve successfully sissy hypno'd yourself, you ugly fucking mong

 No.79507

>>79475
Sushi fish is frozen at very low temperatures to kill the parasites.

 No.79513

File: 1714101318241.mp4 4.72 MB, 720x900, marbles.mp4

he's lost his marbles

 No.79544

>>79513
What a silly guy.

 No.79545

File: 1714160103183.mp4 4 MB, 720x1280, marmot cat.mp4

I hung around Liberal Feline and am probably going to need a bath again because he stonky. Also, I think he wants to harvest me for my meat.

 No.79546

>>79545
hrmmm, these animals appear to possess humanlike characteristics in excess of niggers

 No.79566

>>79545
That cat has been marmotted.

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>>79414
Why can’t you just shower yourself?

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They're doing this to me tomorrow.

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 No.79724

based and marmotpilled thread

 No.79726

>>79611
hotwheels?

 No.79732

>>79726
He's not the only handicapped person on planet earth.

 No.79738

>>79732
yes he is, everyone else is just pretending

 No.81219

File: 1716872156308.mp4 2.13 MB, 892x720, rabbithog.mp4

heh

 No.81222

it is pretty cool how mammals grow their own clothes :)

 No.81226

>>81222
theyre not clothes

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 No.84323

>Monkey bathing with his BBC

 No.84324

Those are some unusual bird chirps in the background

 No.86015

File: 1724755553161.webm 1.58 MB, 480x480, crab crab crab.webm

The land revolution was a mistake; retvrn to the ocean

70% of Earth's surface area is ocean

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They're doing this to me tomorrow.

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Ancestor of horses and other equidae

 No.88324

>>88322
That reminds me of an old picture book I had as a kid. It was about prehistoric animals and had an illustration of a huge flightless bird picking up a small horse with its beak.

 No.88377

>>79738
True. Fattie no legs is the only one.

 No.88408

>>88324
I had that book too heh

 No.88533

Was OP cappin or did he get a skibidi scrub down gophy style? Ong dat shit looks hella fierce.

 No.89558

>>88322
Third pic is avid when he's not in his human form

 No.89569

>>89558
youre ugly

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>>91143
This thread is about what is being done to us and if you post an animal that's supposed to be you. You made absolutely no sense. Try again.

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>>91233
Man I always knew doritos were king.

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>This is why you should NEVER stay near the exit of a railway tunnel!

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>>92496
Wtf. Is phantasm okay with you posting his boyfriend like that?

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 No.95852

you coon nigger

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 No.95891

>>95668
where can I find an album of monkey music

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>>95853
Lol, it's mostly dei shit.

>wakanda monopoly

 No.95921

>>95853
>she might not have to sit at the back of a bus, but she does live at the back of a store

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🪄

 No.96961

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never forgetti

 No.97761

Deer are fucking metal. They rub the skin of their horns against stuff until it bleeds and peels off, then they eat it.

 No.97762

>>97761
I do something similar; we aren't so differen't after all.

 No.97768

>>97762
You have horns?

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 No.97850

>>97762
Like Goldmember eating large patches of his own dry skin in Austin Powers 3?

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>>98078
Sex haver.

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 No.98158

>>98148
That's hot tbh

 No.98191

>>98158
It's pretty fucking gay. Two hermaphrodites.

 No.98203

>>98191
It's not gay if you hit them with your love dart first.

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>>98191
>>98203
it's simultaneously gay, straight, lesbian and bi... I think I'm hard from typing that out

 No.98224

>>98215
To each their own.

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 No.99001

cool,

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 No.100323

File: 1742258103158.mp4 1.77 MB, 480x854, dormouse.mp4


 No.100324

>>100323
Based sleepy fella, it's a shame we have never coexisted well with mice and rats and other assorted lil' guys

 No.100327

>>100324
All their diseases, constantly shitting and pissing everywhere, and eating our babies kind of gets in the way.

 No.100328

>>100324
I have 6 rats I need to kill right now. 4 grey and 2 black. They have my chicken feeder as contested territory and fight each other every night when the sun goes down. The black live in trees out in the forest and the grey live under my home. My outdoor trap caught 3 black a few nights ago and I drowned them in the lake then fed them to my chickens

Need to make a bucket trap

 No.100331

>>100327
>>100328
It's tough out there being a rodent.

 No.100334

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>>100328
They're just cheesed to meet you :(

 No.100335

>>100331
>>100334
>years ago
>heavy summer rains happen
>one night encounter a small rat eating flour in my kitchen
>it's cute
>ignore it
>less than a week later there's 30 of them going full Ratatouille in my kitchen
>they're loud as hell, extremely messy, banging noises waking me up constantly
>have to declare war on them
>literally killing rats with a sword in my house in the middle of the night
>remvoing food sources, trapping and mastery of the sword eventually drive them all away
>two small tribes are once again forming outside
Rats and mice don't understand moderation, manners or discretion. They're goblins in essence. Raiders and bandits

The only rodents I allow around are squirrels and chipmunks. Beavers are questionable because they keep shrecking my trees

 No.100336

>>100335
>literally killing rats with a sword in my house in the middle of the night
New fighter's guild recruit I see.

 No.100337

>>100336
I heard the fighters guild is recruiting. Not a bad way to make some money, if you've got the stones for it.

 No.100338

>>100335
>be peacefully eating dinner with my family after a hard day of foraging
>times are good, my wife has born me many sons to continue my line
>suddenly there's a thundering crash
>a huge, howling man-thing retard crash crashes its way into my home, flailing about with a cleaver
>kill slays my sweet family
>I run flee escape to the forest outside
>tell my clan mates about the monster, we gather together to fight it
Manthings don't understand moderation, manners, or discretion. They're dogs in essence. Raid-killers and flour stealers.

We will get our revenge! Once there's enough of us that is.

 No.100347

>>100338
This is undeniably my domain and undoubtedly smells like me. It's more akin to adventurers raiding a dragons cave than a family peacefully sitting to eat

 No.100348

>>100347
There's a reason man kept cats around for so long, and it's not because they're cute.

 No.100349

>>100348
Yeah. I used to have a horrible mouse and pack rat infestation in my house. I set out traps every day and would catch at least 10 mice a day, but it didn't even slow them down. Fuckers got into absolutely everything. I would sit down and just watch them scamper across the floor one after another.

I got a cat and she killed like three mice and the rest just vanished. They wouldn't go anywhere near the house. Still heard the packrats in the attic but they wouldn't enter the house for fear of the cat. I never had a problem after that.

 No.100350

>>100348
My cat killed two mice, 10 squirrels, and countless songbirds. Completely useless for rats. Rehomed the cat eventually

Random snakes are far superior for rats. The first day I saw a ratsnake here I heard rats screaming and dying in the walls of my shed

 No.100364

>>100350
>Random snakes are far superior for rats. The first day I saw a ratsnake here I heard rats screaming and dying in the walls of my shed
They don't go after your chicks and eggs?

 No.100367

>>100364
They get eggs occasionally but they're welcome to them. Haven't had one kill anything other than rats so far

 No.100370

They have acoustic products that annoy and drive away very small mammals while leaving medium and large sized ones (like yourself and your livestock) alone. Might be something to look into

 No.100418

One grey down, five rats remaining. Snap trap is working well



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