No.87306
Not a single funny thing has been posted in one of these threads, because Avid has an awful sense of humor.
No.87308
>>87302It kind of turned out to be true but it's caused by heroin and meth not covid vaccines.
The number of shambling zombies I see is definitely on the rise though.
No.87309
>>87306so youre dead inside, big woop
No.87311
>>87306Not, avid, but I've been busy converting anime for my own viewing pleasure. Maybe I will spend a few hours creating some clips that I think are funny tomorrow. No promises.
No.87313
>>87311>No promises No rush. No pressure. If you care to share, thanks. If not, that's fine. Relax. No worries.
No.87430
>>87428the peak civilization aesthetics that deal with sanctity of life and voluntary most difficult choice around is not an art deco bronze sculpture solid immovable tomb but a horrible looking 3$ plastic electrovibrating water bowl from alibaba.com that looks like you wash and pedicure your nasty chinese catlady feet in. it would be fitting if the sagan quote was mispelled gibberish.
No.87433
>>87393God wtf that's invredible
No.87434
>>87428Sagan quote is correct, if cheesy and poorly adorned on this ugly device. The only cool suicide methods I've seen are Buddhistic, such as self-mummification, ritual living burial, self-immolation and so on. Sky burial for corpse disposal is also the goat method
No.88013
>>87998grenstrer bolfungleshret
No.88331
Seeing nickacado avocado's asshole was all part of his plan. He's always two steps ahead.
No.88337
>>88336Indians seem like adorable mischievous gremlins that cause chaos wherever they go
No.88355
>>88349>>88351>>88353>>88354These were all very uncomfortable to watch.
No.88370
>>88359Paint open bobs. Very excite. Very wow.
No.88570
>>88568those gourds make my willie feel funny...
No.88637
>>88570prove youre avid, post a timestamped pic
No.88745
>>88716Golden retrievers are amazing. Fuck him for putting that poor innocent dog in that toxic environment. That's animal abuse.
No.88746
>>88745it would be really 'funny' if one of the retards assaults the dog. and the dog would 'enjoy' the constant tts noises and spergouts.
hopefully the wigger crew isn't that desperate and cynical and retarded and the 'pet' better be some mexican gay pervert in a dog suit.
(i don't even thing most beasts people hold as pets are appropriate for being in house, the furbaby freaks need to purchase a farmland or something)
No.88761
>>88746Golden retrievers are family dogs.
No.88780
>>88746The dog will probably be put down in that case. Animal rights are abysmal across the world.
No.88782
guys please dont derail this YLYL thread with your thoughts and feelings on race please
No.88783
>>88782Race discussion isn't happening in this thread. Calm down.
No.88784
>>88783youre right, youre discussing dogs instead
No.88939
>>88937>some edgy ARG project goes wrong and now the freaky dude is targeted for making creepy shitty meatsleep-lite videos*YAWN*When are they going to investigate the kikes kidnapping children instead of memoryholing the incidents?
No.88940
>>88939he posts quite reserved compared to an average x.com freak, probly cuz hes oldschool, but still wrote poetry of how erotic being a kid in uniform and high heeled shoes, and flashing underwear is, and probably solicited some personal pics from kids online use in his ig collages.
dont think this is arg, just another form of homogay exhibitionist with a computer.
No.88941
>>88940I don't know, just watched some clips of this guy and it seems to be both deliberately creepy and goofy at the same time.
No.88948
>>88947imagine grabbing those handle bars where people have fecal fingers and then eating food afterwards
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal%E2%80%93oral_routei know the current sex trend is anilingus but you'd think an asian who has higher IQ on average than wypipo would know better
No.88949
>>88948youre literally obsessed with shit arent you
No.88959
>>88949>thinking that eating food in a public restroom is unsanitary is possessing a scat fetish nowBona fide retard.
No.88963
>>88959youre just triggered because you eat shit, shitboy
you love the taste and texture of shit and so thats why you eat it, stop deflecting
No.89104
>>88976Why are his pupils like that
No.89124
>>89104how the fuck am i supposed to know
No.89125
>>89104its also 'how' not 'why' retard
No.89183
>>89104The zombie injection
No.89223
>>89222I met my schizophrenic wife (male) on the chon. Meet yours today!
No.89316
shit site bump out goblinsaga thread
No.89372
>>89223I'm happy for you!
>>89360incel cope
No.89378
>>89360wasnt trying to be, just quoting you
No.89382
>>89378how about trying shutting the fuck up faggot
No.89383
>>89382you dont have to see my posts anymore if you kill yourself
No.89568
>>89565No thanks, you can go first. I insist. Your memory will be etched into the anals of avid's BBC-ravaged butt. That's a fair honor for such a little dude like yourself.
No.89570
>>89568you need to embrace your BBC obsession, go out and get some, youre obviously thinking about it goblin, although, i dont think anyone will indulge you, seeing as youre ugly as sin
No.90538
>>90499roleplaying some goyslop kike movie is pure unadulterated ntgger
No.90760
>>90646throw this faggot off a roof
No.90761
>>90760I can't tell if he's trolling or just gay, both?
No.90767
>>90763I'm guessing he's a butt pirate. I solved the mystery for all y'all Nancy drews and Sherlock Holmes.
No.90776
>>90761throw him either way
>>90767he's avid tier
No.90825
>>90776eat shit and die pedo
No.90879
>>90825um... *projecting?*
No.90924
>>90913lmao classic coalburner avid
No.90945
>>90924I don't burn coal, I have a gas powered boiler
No.91443
>>91441I needezes tee full deth foto
I needezes itz
No.91465
>>91437Not kidding I didn't even watch the full clip and I was already lol'in heh
No.91466
People can't keep up with my moves, I'm so dangerous
No.91467
>>91424Alrite, watched it, bruh thats awesome.
No.91469
>>91435That's not the only Payne he's felt... being joined by fellow jumper Tmoore in hell and forced to listen to his corny jokes.
No.91472
>>91469>Trevor Moore in>Hellno
>corney no
No.91522
>>91521Wouldn't buy it let alone make it. The donut would overpower all the other parts like the tomatoes. There are combinations that sound odd initially but work out alright like fried broccoli doused and caramelized in maple syrup, but this ain't one of them.
No.91547
'You Can't Even Buy Bread': People Line Up To Charge Phones After Typhoon Yagi Hits China
>Typhoon Yagi, the strongest storm in Asia this year, hit China's Hainan province on September 6, causing widespread destruction and power outages.>Many residents are unable to conduct transactions without access to mobile devices, sparking a conversation about the challenges of living in a cashless society.>The reliance on electric vehicles and the expiration dates of digital currency in China's digital economy have also been highlightedhttps://chinaspotlight.net/story/1652739/you-cant-even-buy-bread-people-line-up-to-charge-phones-after-typhoon-yagi-hits-chinaCashless soyciety is the last step to techno-feudalism.
No.91548
>>87023Bruh I'm traumatised at what my relatives are eating. So many carbs. Wtf. I can see they're gonna get fat. Wtf if you don't have your health you've got nothin'...
No.91574
>>91548The normoid "western diet" is 90% empty carbs. It's no wonder they all get cancer.
No.91594
need to stockpile some cash
No.91599
>>91598Smiley has the hots for his sister. He would marry her. No joke.
No.91613
>>91609Thought those were sperm cells surrounding avid from the thumbnail
No.91675
>>91666For all of human history people have found comedy in cross-dressing, because it's absurd. In modernity we are well-beyond the point of parody.
No.91791
>>91788There's always that guy.
No.91810
>>91791we must kill that guy
No.92387
>>92385I've read a lot of self-help books and it's hilarious how so many of them assume you are an over-worked office drone with lots of disposable income.
No.92389
>>92387Seems like they know thier audience. Blue collar workers can't read... LOL!
No.92391
>>92389Most of these books were written in the mid-late 2000s, so there was an emerging demographic of underemployed, socially maladjusted millennials looking for advice, and these books usually didn't make it clear who their intended audience was. They were aimed at Gen X, which was fine of course. Their problems do seem insignificant and I don't know why they needed a book to tell them "You have six figures in savings, so just work less, retard!", but it is what it is. The problem is the more time has gone on, the more poorly these books age. "The 4 hour work week" and "how to make friends and influence people" are still some of the most shilled self-help books to this day.
No.92393
>>92391Issue is if you have a job you generally are not in control of your work hours. You either work all the time, have a lot of money, but little time to enjoy it, or you become a NEET or part time worker and have basically no money but lots of time.
No.92458
>>92393When you already have money it's easier to make more. I could eliminate the majority of my expenses permanently with 100k.
No.92902
>>92895Is this from Tissue Box or a different video?
No.92953
>>92937wtf? don't dox chucky!
No.92984
does anyone remember that one hilariously bad music video that featured Jews singing about a schul
No.93097
>>93079wasn't funny at all
No.94097
>>93581is this supposed to be funny? because its not, get some actual funny shit to post you weak faggot
No.94098
>>94097Damn avid, you're always so grouchy. Is your life as a living cumrag for niggers so unsatisfying that you need to come here and shit up this board with your whining every day?
No.94099
>>94097mad fag is crashing out hard lmfaoooo
No.94104
>>94024Niggar look like he barfin in jpg. No click.
No.94105
>>94104Just clicked. Niggar sleepin in car. Person throws an egg at his face.
No.94118
>>94098says the retard who obsessively brings up gay shit, unprompted, in disgusting detail no less
No.94132
>>94118silence, cave bitch. get back down there and finish the job
t. Avid's bull, probably
No.94135
>>94132says the retard who obsessively brings up gay shit, unprompted, in disgusting detail no less
No.94146
>>94143says the retard who obsessively brings up gay shit, unprompted, in disgusting detail no less
No.94155
>>94143Hail the Dark Father
No.94165
I don't have the file anymore, but imagine a gif of the nigger prying a door open to find two dead niglets (after the one accidentally killed her cousin or whatever then immediately committed suicide on stream) then recoiling in anguish before leaving view and it's captioned with ">shadman". Probably the funniest shadman reaction image I've ever seen.
No.94168
>>94165get hit by a bus and die spergoid
No.94173
>>94168You take public transportation to meet niggers and because you're too autistic to be granted a license.
No.94175
>>94173says the retard who obsessively brings up gay shit, unprompted, in disgusting detail no less
No.94186
>>94176says the retard who obsessively brings up gay shit, unprompted, in disgusting detail no less
No.94189
>>94186>perpetually butthurt NELvid always whines about spam but ends up spamming the mostlol haha
No.94190
>>94189says the retard who obsessively brings up gay shit, unprompted, in disgusting detail no less
No.94206
>>94189he really doesn't have any self respect
>>94190meds now
No.94225
>>94206says the retard who obsessively brings up gay shit, unprompted, in disgusting detail no less
No.95036
>>95034ur future tradwife and mother of ur children
No.95075
>>95034why she wearing an England football shirt?
sluts like her are the reason we are cursed to never win the Euros
No.95078
>>94165i also request this .gif
No.95081
>>95079It is the SSRI stare.
No.95460
>>95366wow HDV looks exactly how I thought he would
No.95481
>>95034>>95036>>95075>>95079>>95081I've been sending PJW vids about Bonnie Blue to all my contacts lol
No.95483
>>95481PJW... peanutbutter jelly wich?
No.95507
>>87380Man. That's rough.
No.95542
>>95502The day the floyd breathed :)
No.95543
>>95504Friday is *such* a good film!
No.95547
>>87392i like this music, what is it
No.95593
>>95581you just know both these guys have erm... redx style porn (shall we say?) on their phones
No.95711
>>95705I believe ariana grande's brain is wasting away and dying on account of her lacking in protein vegan diet
also her boyfriend looks like her brother
No.95722
>>95711what skinwalking alien mutt race even is that
No.95723
>>95722Italian American with Sicilian and Abruzzese roots according to Loogle
No.95734
>>95702sam hyde isn't funny, he's cringe and also on roids like a retard
No.95760
>>95723dey look like bughumanoids whose beady-eyed perpetually smiling humanfaces are only a facade for the prey and pointy long spiderlegs dripping in sticky acid are to pop out of their mouths
No.95765
>>95761they loudly shriek and projectile vomit acid all over to blind and paralyze you
