No.88526
I am mewing and jelqing to this foodie brainrot!!!
Keep up the rizz, chefoids!
No.88714
baking some thick dark sausages in my dutch oven
No.88715
>>88714post a timestamped pic of yourself
No.88750
I wanted to learn how to make kebabs out of minced ground beef meat and spices because they taste better than cutlets with bread inside, but the local shop sells raw kebabs for the price of minced meat. The my culinary plan is ruined by the economy.
No.88751
>>88511Chicken in watermelon? Hell's food.
No.88787
>>88751It's a Christmas miracle m, tiny tim.
No.89575
>>89560hilarious, hate to burst your bubble but im not fat at all, infact i dont think ive been in better shape, you on the other hand are probably an obese greasy ugly cunt
No.89583
>>89575You mean like Avid?
No.89610
>>89560NELvid knows the darkies like cushion for the pushin'.
No.90119
bump
No.90123
>>88474What do you suggest me make for breakfast, anonymous?
No.90341
What did you have for breakfast, anonymous?
No.90364
>>90341A serving size of raisen bran cereal, a plain toasted bagel with 4 pats of butter, a serving size of 2% milk and three cups of coffee.
and (you)?
No.90456
>>90366Wasn't sure if you took a bite out of that solid cheese at first, but I just noticed the toothpicks.
No.90459
>>90366What are the toothpicks for?
No.90460
>>90459Holding the cheese and keeping my hands clean
>>90373They're all healthy foods
No.90461
>>90460Why not thinly slice the cheese, layer it on top of the bread and toast it in the oven or on the stove until the cheese is melted?
No.90462
>>90460Heh I eat with my hands like a troglodyte.
No.90470
>>90467
noone cares, shut the fuck up faggot
No.90471
>>90470Sorry if I derailed the thread, I have a habit of typing too much and giving TMI like Smiley.
No.90476
>>90472>>90475kill yourselves
No.90480
>>90479great now stay on topic you niggerfaggot
now if you'll excuse me i have some dark chocolate to suck on tonight if you know what i mean ;)
No.90488
>>90467
hey you sound like an expert, help me learn to cook so i can win the hearts and minds of my african partn- errr, friends, who stay over so they don't ghost me just because i stink a little bit down there if i don't fast and use an enema
No.90490
>>90467>>90488...i'm thinking something along the lines of big brown juicy sausages would do, or something similar, what do you think?
No.90491
>>90467god i wanna hear some ideas from you for obtaining delicious brown wieners
>>90479>not giving a fuck about public humiliationthis advice helped me with making some african friends at the nearby gay bar
No.90546
>>90461I eat for sustenance, not pleasure
No.90575
>>90546I bet you're real fun at parties.
No.90577
>>90537avid just seethe gooning cuz fanum dont taxed his ohio L bussy yet frfr ong
No.90685
>>90577literally obsessed
No.90688
>>90665>tldr diet choices have no impact on suffering at large because the bottom line is that life is always sustained by the consumption of other lifeThere are ways of consumption that minimize suffering (ethical farming, hunting) and ways that maximize suffering (factory farming). The former is always superior to the latter
>the snobbery of some vegans irritates meVeganism is a trap for midwits. Both the stupid and intelligent can gaze upon a vegan, see their sickly, decaying body and understand immediately that veganism is wrong
Humans need quality protein, saturated fat and cholesterol. Plants are unable to provide any of these in sufficient quantity or quality
I met a vegan not long ago, a sickly liberal woman, with a young boy aged 5 (named Strider) that she had forced to be vegan. This delusional female creates immense suffering with her self-righteous delusion
The average human is truly of less moral character than any wildlife
No.90706
I'm a punk rocker chef. I got tattoos and a meth addiction. I don't take shit from civies. The kitchen is a war zone and I'm Pol Pot. You want me to hold the mayo? KILL YOURSELF
No.90716
>>90706eating at mcdicks and taco smell for the rest of my life to avoid giving this kind of person my money
No.90779
>>90716Why not cook your own food and deny both the sloppers and the cokeheads your money
No.90862
>>90835Just the way avid likes it.
No.90949
cooking thread with webm spam of trash meals and no actual discussions of meals that you retards have cooked
might aswell rename 4chon to off offtopic because every thread is derailed by the goblin and foky spamming zero discussion garbage, what a joke
No.90951
>>90949Please show us how it's done, chef avid: the dirty 30 year old scubber who to this day still has stacks of filthy, used plates all over his bedroom floor lol
No.91068
>>91033Mashed potatoes are bland.
No.91107
>NELvid the BBC sissy is so mindbroken that she is now spamming a list of people's dicks she sucked today before noon
No.91259
>>91075who is this beautiful woman?
No.91271
>>91259That's avid in drag.
No.91415
>>91271dayum! might have to paint my dick black and see if he'll suck it
No.91445
>>91432>>91431I'm glad avid is being more inclusive and sucking all types of willies now!
No.91473
>>91445He always has but he loves bbc the most.
No.91764
>bugs are a sustainable superfood gringo
This hasn't been proven at all. The demand for bug protein doesn't remotely approach that of traditional meat industries. It's dwarved a few dozen times over even by the plant protein market. There is absolutely no proof that bugs are better for the environment because the demand to test their sustainability doesn't exist. Even in regions where bugs are easy to locate at market, a lot of people refuse to eat them. I wonder what the impact on emissions would be from lynching all these privileged freaks born with silver spoons up their asses so they can't traffick around and rape sex slaves/future organ harvests on their private jets and superyachts daily.
Truth is there are too many people on the planet, in particular too many worthless eaters having more kids than they can manage to feed themselves (niggers, spics and indians being the major culprits). I still don't believe that the consumption of meat should be abolished, but reductions to its availability and the amount of consumers seem like they could go far in slowing or reversing ecological damage.
No.91765
Also worth adding, each of the three demographics I mentioned that are likely causing the most ecological damage already practice the consumption of bugs to some extent.
