No.96292
Misato probably. Asuka is a cunt and rei is a statue.
No.96294
>>96293>Bad for Shinji because it's basically like fucking his own momShinji is literally gay though.
No.96295
>>96294I'm not so sure about that. Kaworu was very forward toward him instead of the other way around from what I remember, so if anyone is gay it's Kaworu. However, Kaworu is like Rei in that he doesn't know what standard human behavior looks like, so even him being a fag is debatable. He may just believe that's how men are supposed to express friendliness. Shinji likes, not loves, him because Kaworu is pretty much the only person in his life that's shown him that much affection (Rei is probably second, there are several scenes of her trying to comfort and understand Shinji between the original series and the movie).
No.96297
>>96296Nobody cares avid.
No.96298
>>96295I seem to remember Shinji was pretty taken with Kaworu, but it's been a very very long time since I watched this. I guess he'd be bi at most.
No.96300
thanks for spoiling it now i wont watch it
No.96301
>>96300Avid this show came out 30 years ago if you've somehow avoided spoilers by now you've been sticking your head up tyrone's butthole too often.
No.96304
>>96298I don't think he knew how to react because of how strong Kaworu came on, but again Kaworu isn't fully human and may not understand what is acceptable behavior between men. I'm not even saying they weren't good friends, but it might be a case in which their actions are being misinterpreted for modern faggotry like jews or normalfags like to do with ancient Greeks and Romans.
>>96300This show is very nearly 30 years old. You already didn't plan to watch it if you haven't by now. Complaining about spoilers is for shit that came out in like the past couple months.
No.96306
>>96296Yeah but I had a specific question and also NGE is very cool.
No.96307
>>96293What race is Asuka actually?
No.96308
>>96300I didn't spoil it heh nigga. Everyone sorta dies in it anyway. It's also sorta in the titles...
No.96309
>>963071/4 Japanese, 1/4 German and likely 1/2 English given the father's part of her surname, but her father is American so who knows for sure?
No.96310
The whole Rei-Shinji-bathroom-glasses scene was the most anime thing thats ever happened in anime.
No.96315
>>96304>misinterpreted for modern faggotry like jews or normalfags like to do with ancient Greeks and Romans.They were uh, legit pretty gay fam. Polite sage. This isn't the place for that discussion.
No.96316
>>96315>They were uh, legit pretty gay fam.No, they really weren't. Plenty more examples of mocking faggotry or outright persecuting for engaging in it exist, far more numerous than surviving "gay-positive" materials (which are often misinterpreted solely for a modern agenda themselves).
No.96427
>>96426Deeply unpleasant female.
No.96432
>>96427I hate her so much its unreal
No.96436
>>96427>>96432It's okay, I can fix her.
No.96443
>>96436You can't fix that level of crazy.
No.96445
>>96443Challenge accepted.
No.96461
>>96458Her mother went crazy and abandoned her before committing suicide.
No.96462
>>96461Standard white mother behavior tbh.
No.96463
>>96462The mom was a hapa.
No.96464
>>96463I see. I wouldn't know how they are.
No.96473
>>96458Misato is such a slut. Asuka wanted Kaji but that hussie just wouldn't let her.
No.96484
>>96473you think pen pen got some of that slit?
No.96488
>>96484Pen pen rode that iceberg all the way to the pole.
>>96485Not when they're drunk as hell and vomit all over you.
No.96489
>>96488>Pen pen rode that iceberg all the way to the pole.lucky bastard
No.96504
Man the soundtrack is so kino. The first fight is so good too.
No.96728
>>96724kino more like gayno
No.96914
>>96724Me in the cockpit.
No.103300
>>103297I was a christfag (specifically neon genesis evangelical) during childhood so yeah. I wouldn't say Evangelion relates back to christcuckoldry much past a superficial level.
No.103308
>>103307It's trash. Everything after the original 26 episodes plus EoE is garbage meant to milk suckers.
No.103552
>>103308I've just watched the original + EOE. But I'm not fully caught up on which English dub is which. I asked chat GPT and I think I'm getting there. You could help if you like. I think it was saying in the original, Asuka has a more southern and loud, brash voice while in the 2009 Netshix dub (you'll have to dbl check this) Asuka is more calm. But I'm not 100%.
I guess I'll get to rebuild eventually. But I still don't really know the original series and it's plot that well heh. I love ep 1 and 2 tho.
No.103554
>>103552The more melodramatic dub is the original. Monotone one was produced by Netflix.
No.103589
>>103571Adult woman sexoooo!
No.103592
>>103591Do you think this sexy adult woman would sit on your face and smother you with her well developed labia?
No.103594
>>103592I don't know about all that but at the bare minimum I'm helping to apply some sunscreen.
>>103593Frick you, Black Mage. Frick you to heck.
No.103595
>>103591Where's her jolly great cock? I can't bloody well enjoy this, blimey.
No.103596
>>103594It's just a 5/10 without any true beauty other than the temporary flower of youth- and she's painted like a low class whore and acting like one
+ filters and really fake looking hair
No.103598
>>103596Why are you like this. Why must you hurt me.
>>103595Identity theft is a crime, Avid.
No.103601
>>103595Kill yourself, loser
No.103602
>>103601One day my love of tonguing nigger anuses may kill me, fake frievidcel, but I just can't bear to go through life without BIG STROPPING BLACK WILLIES! By Jove, I daresay I may be addicted. Tally ho!
No.103607
>>103592I would hope so
>>103596a sexy young adult white woman that isn't obese. tattooed or otherwise deformed is a beautiful thing to behold
No.103609
>>103602You're the fake hedgehog. Can't wait for the invasive thoughts to end you.
