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 No.10519

>be me
>mom kinda homeless but like… spiritually
>decide to turn it all around
>responsibly gamble my life savings on monarch’s garlic site
>vampire-themed crypto casino powered by pure regret
>grandma’s credit card starts glowing on the table
>take it as a sign from dracula himself
>swipe it, bet it all on “garlic futures”
>AI dealer hisses “good luck investor 🧄🩸”
>wake up two days later, account balance is just “AHH”
>mom still homeless, grandma haunting me through wi-fi
>dracula won again


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