No.12894
Yes, a comforter unwashed for 12 years can absolutely cause hives, but it cannot directly cause GERD (Gastroesophageal Reflux Disease).
Leaving a comforter unwashed for over a decade turns it into an ecosystem teeming with massive quantities of dead skin cells, body oils, dried sweat, bacteria, mold spores, and literally millions of microscopic dust mites.
The direct relationship between this dirty bedding and your symptoms is broken down below:
1. Can it cause Hives? (Yes)
An unwashed comforter is a major trigger for skin reactions. Over 12 years, the buildup of dust mite fecal matter and waste proteins, mold, and trapped bacteria becomes severe.
• Allergic Contact Dermatitis & Hives: When your skin rubs against these concentrated allergens for hours each night, it can trigger an immune response resulting in hives (urticaria), red welts, intense itching, and localized rashes.
• Bacterial Infections: The accumulation of bacteria can also lead to skin issues like folliculitis (infected hair follicles) or worsen eczema.
2. Can it cause GERD? (No, but it can mimic or worsen it)
GERD is a digestive issue caused by stomach acid flowing back up into the esophagus, usually due to a weak lower esophageal sphincter. A dirty comforter cannot cause acid reflux. However, there is a substantial overlap in how you might feel:
• Throat Irritation: Inhaling 12 years of dust mites, mold spores, and debris every night will severely irritate your upper respiratory tract. This causes a chronic sore throat, coughing, and a post-nasal drip—symptoms that closely mimic the "silent reflux" associated with GERD.
• Disrupted Sleep: The intense itching from hives and breathing in heavy allergens will disrupt your sleep cycle. Chronic sleep deprivation and the physical stress of fighting off constant allergic reactions can indirectly aggravate existing digestive issues or make you more sensitive to GERD pain.
No.12906
i have a dressing gown ive had since first school that ive never washed, 27 years im fine never had hives or whatever the fuck other paranoid illness you blurted out
No.13232
Today, I learned why you shouldn't wipe back to front even as a man. For several years, I've been wondering why women would often gag after sucking my balls and would lift them up to inspect them and gag even harder. Now, I know why. Yesterday, as I was inspecting my balls with a handheld mirror, I saw something truly disturbing. The back area of my ballsack were much darker than the rest of my ballsack. Not only that, but there were dark patches of crusty skin that was oozing with pus. It had that distinct, leathery, dark-mahogany hue, like a luxury Italian leather sofa that had been left out in the desert sun to wither. I had absolutely no idea what it actually was, was it grime? No, it was just skin. Was it some kind of sunburn from the glow of my dual-monitor gaming setup? No, I don't shart over my monitors, because I can barely see what's on the screen due to how dirty they are. The layer of dried energy drink splatters, accumulated dust, and greasy fingerprint smudges has practically formed its own polarization filter at this point. All I knew was that this crusty part of my balls was the result of me wiping back to front. I spent three hours in the shower trying to wash it off, but it wouldn't come off, it had become a part of me, a part of the monster I had become. I was no longer human, I had become a vestigial character from a Cronenberg horror film. I assumed a new identity, I now go by Captain Crust, a superhero who flashes his ballsack to make his enemies weep in terror.
