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 No.6371

There's absolutely no way this is 'just a software update issue'.
I don't care how schizophrenic I sound, this is planned.

 No.6372

>os accepts automatic patches from a 3rd party
>os is complete sphagett (would be considered alpha quality, not for production in 2008)
>patch causes bsod
>that server which holds bitlocker keys for all computers in orgs also received the patch and has bsod-ed
>boomer mgmts have no idea how any of this works
>patch is written by indians

oh shit must be a conspiracy

 No.6373

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ok maybe its plausible

 No.6374

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 No.6378

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i'm sorry dave i cant do that xd

not really sure if this is a joke or not

https://twitter.com/TeslaEnthusist/status/1814316942821355640

 No.6379

>>6373
DO NOT REDEEM!

 No.6381

>>6379
Morning sirs

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 No.6451

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 No.6452

>>6451
meds

 No.6492

>>6371
it happened after the missile strike on israel, the CEO of crowdstrike is a jew, food for thought



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