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File: 1674267139170.jpg (243.12 KB, 1080x1440, oie_yThc6TMulsIZ.jpg)

 No.41724[Last 50 Posts]

blog thread

 No.41725

Update did fuck all smoked weed and ate too much watching beavis and butthead going to down some water and go to sleep

 No.41728

File: 1674268589869.png (617.63 KB, 1080x1050, Screenshot_20230121_023350….png)

Generated this vitamin stack using https://get-nourished.com/ based on some questions going to take it for a few days, i already have these vitamins so i will take just those and see if i feel better

 No.41730

why you keep making duplicate threads
>>39737

 No.41739

File: 1674272981399.png (1.46 MB, 1440x868, Screenshot_20230120-214925.png)

>>41728
... because I'm fat. All I see in that image are crabbie-patties and macarons!!!

 No.41740

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 No.41741

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>>41739
>>41740
Macron's are meh but I do enjoy a good burger!

 No.41744

File: 1674276427169.png (3.35 MB, 1440x1778, Screenshot_20230120-224650.png)

Austin Butler has a girlfriend and has girlfriends in the past. Guys I'm going to cry. I'm dying. I don't even like him or find him attractive! Make it stop! I'm going to cry! aaahhhhhhhh wtf

 No.41746

>>41744
If I get too riled-up, I throw up! Oh God oh God oh god

 No.41764

Please bump lock the other thread since it's full of faceberg spam, and keep this one. I'm the OP of the other thread.

 No.41768

Fareted

 No.41771

>>41744
Dogisaga pls

 No.41783

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 No.41785

File: 1674316784194.jpg (122.08 KB, 683x1024, kaia-gerber-und-austin-but….jpg)

>>41744
>>41746
I wonder ...

..how long until austin butler gets kia gerber knocked up?!?!?

____

LADIES HE'S OFF THE MARKET!!! CRY HARDER!!!!

 No.41786

File: 1674317024737.png (1.5 MB, 1440x1305, Screenshot_20230121-100318.png)

>>41785
I feel like Elliott Rodgers looking angrily at a couple atm! LMFAO! WTF?!

 No.41787

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 No.41790

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 No.41792

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 No.41796

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 No.42607

Dropping this here for later

 No.45978

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 No.51590

Its been off and on raining today, too wet to really do anything on my bike, ran out of money because i bought some clothes yesterday, kind of bored kind of not, wish i had some hash

 No.51605

>>45978
Wholesome!

 No.51631

Might go in the bath or shower, I am enjoying also currently autisticly planning out various tasks that i have to do, i feel as though i appreciate my own effort more

 No.51634

Going to drink 2 litres of water fuck it

 No.51679

Just got out bath, was based, drank some water beforehand

 No.51684

Bought some brown trousers yesterday, theyre great

 No.51690

File: 1681510054597.webp (285.96 KB, 1080x1074, Screenshot_20230414_23070….webp)

>>51684
Pic related

 No.51692

>>51690
Those are MUCH TO LIGHT of a BROWN to hide WHEN YOU shit your pants, anon!

 No.51699

>>51692
I dont crap my pants

 No.51705

>>51699
I don't believe you.

 No.51706

>>51705
I don't care

 No.51718

>>51706
You're going to shit your pants in the near future. You can not hide the smell but everyone will see your pants.

 No.51751

Just been for a walk, was alright, few people out, going to tidy and clean the flat today and plan something to do later

 No.51765

File: 1681583878286.jpg (178.31 KB, 1024x748, XHDATA-D-808-Front-1024x74….jpg)

listening to uganda radio at sw 12033 khz

i am now informed that a government body has announced "a fight against corruption"

now there is some interview on in frog speech

 No.51772

Went on bike picked up weed back now wondering what to do tbh, could watch star trek but i want to do something releatively active, i could work out but the voices are always there

 No.51793

File: 1681594500544-0.jpg (2.21 MB, 3024x3024, 20230415_223301.jpg)

The door noise knocking was annoying in my flat so I masking taped on some kitchen roll, it should now be fine

 No.51796

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>>51793
I live on the second floor and my apartment ceiling was leaking ALL LAST NIGHT. Cheers m8!

 No.51810


 No.51956

My mum made a little quip about me being paranoid on drugs because I mentioned how they was a cop car (not a hallucination) parked right on our driveway, and the cops were in the house next door. She thinks its strange I'm wondering why the retarded cops parked on our driveway. God damn she is dumb and annoying sometimes.

 No.51957

Got a steak in my freezer that was out a bag of steaks from asda and one of them looks fucking human, its way redder and the striations are that of a much larger animal

I am wondering where to report this

 No.51959

>>51957
>try to delete post because paranoia
>Get this result

 No.51960

File: 1681733214468.png (12.03 KB, 1080x522, Screenshot_20230417_130512….png)

>>51959
Proof

 No.51961

@TheGuardian
@TheDailyMail

 No.51962

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This is the effect that jordan wash-your-penis peterson has on some people. Pic related.

 No.52151

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKLeizPStFQ

Just another day on earth, suffering with no one less than Christ himself, God resurrected in flesh, testimony of love and compassion in irrevokable divine might and glory

 No.52153

>>52151
Oh God. I wish you'd drop dead in minecraft.

 No.52154

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>>52151
There's a function to embed YouTube videos.

Scroll to the top of the page, retard.

 No.52155

>>52153
I want to die so badly and still find it mesmerizing how a fat tranny kicking 40 clings to life so badly, gotta give you that

 No.52160

>>52155
I am not dogisaga.

 No.52181

File: 1681859772033.webp (36.36 KB, 1080x1078, Screenshot_20230418_16483….webp)

>>52155
I want to die too, life is just bad
>looks at porn
Ok its not so bad

 No.52193

>>52181
Thank god. The BOTs are evolving. I am so proud!

 No.52242

>>52193
That wasnt a bot, it was me, a person.

 No.52262

>>52242
The technology is advancing!

 No.52296

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Smiley calls everyone that's short a WOMANlett/dwarf/midget OR MANlett/dwarf/midget.

So ummm... It's not a designated nickname or anything.

It's just him being rude.

It's like the equivalent of him calling-EXAMPLE: a black person a nigger/negro. Yep.

The disgust/loathing feeling of being called a slur and dehumanizED is COMPLETELY NATURAL!

That just makes him a bigger asshole for trying to act as if it was some kind of loving nickname... like wow. You scheming evil manipulative jew. Wow.

 No.52307

Smoking joints and listening to EDM down the woods in a white 4x4

 No.52308

Well I say EDM, it was just normie club tunes, sad sight to see the female twisted to degeneracy but if she is already that type, do I need bother?

 No.52311

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 No.52342

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 No.52343

File: 1681964082399.png (740.84 KB, 629x1131, 168195459260830712.png)

.

 No.52384

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>>52343
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11965701/amp/Kim-Kardashians-ex-business-partner-created-Kimoji-app-says-ruined-life.html

 No.52480

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 No.52506

>>52181
I almost watched that movie The Whale last night.

 No.52510

>>52506
Congrats to Brendan Fraser!

 No.52541

>>52510
He was in the Mummy

 No.52543

>>52541
He was in Tarzan

 No.52565

>>52543
he was knees deep in twink arse

 No.52596

Wish I had some weed, its a nice raining 🌧 day today and I think it would be great to have some weed and to goon and smoke until I pass out

 No.52711

>>52543
That was George of the Jungle you stupid prick dumb fucker that slurps on goat semen 5 times a day.

 No.52716

>>52711
Woah there, why are you so mad right now?

 No.52719

pretty shit day out there today, had a good sleep, woke up this morning and went back to sleep woke up at 12, told my parents i was ill because i dont have the energy to bike down to theirs today, currently listening to cumtown, thinking about weed, i cant get any, wondering how tonight will be

 No.52739

>>52719
Starting to rain again, bored as all fuck

 No.52740

wish i was rich so i could buy an oz and lock myself in thr flat for a while, stock up on food and whatever and just be a lazy cunt

 No.52741

>>52740
same anon same lewl

 No.52753

>>52741
Hehehehehehehehe

 No.52763

>titfucking my wife using her milk as lubricant
>coom
>start pondering advaita vedanta vs shaivite metaphysics

 No.52772


 No.52846

File: 1682431822310.webm (2.35 MB, 514x914, 1682429395317842.webm)

>just go to trade school bro

 No.52848

>>52846
>Join trade job
>Spend 4 years making a McDonald's salary as an apprentice, while working 60 hours a week
>Finally start to make decent money
>Forced to retire due to crippling injury or arthritis
Does that sound like a good prospect? If sportsball players are forced to quit in their mid-30s due to being unable to keep up with the physical demand, what do people think happens to blue-collar workers? I am very skeptical of the boomers pushing the trade meme.

 No.52850

>>52848
Boomers push all of it!

Don't forget to walk right in there- & give them a nice firm handshake!

 No.52855

>>52850
its akchually le terminally online IT/media ppl talking how masculine and rewarding construction labour career is

smoking a pack daily and drinking 2 cases of beer to make the confusing mysery and joint pain go awy and wasted shouting making threatening phone calls in middle of the night to some other bydlo is and setting his 2ndhandbmw on fire is MANLY ALTTRADREDPILLEDTruchistnpilled and what tradeslabour life is about

 No.52860

>>52846
lol
Trades suck ass

 No.52881

>>52846
Hater

 No.52894

Smoked weed today, quitting it, its shite

 No.52895

>>52894
Nice rhyme, I bet you like limes, they taste fine

 No.52900

>>52895
That didnt ryhme

 No.52907

>>41728
What a bunch of bullshit lol

That stuff would just make me fart harder than sugarfree gum

Literally pissing in the wind except farting xd

 No.52921

On season 2 episode 2 of a breaking bad rewatch 👍🙂 hope it rains later, weather today is good but again I dont know what to do, my friend has invited me out to play pool but i got stoned earlier and i cant be bothered

 No.52929

>>52907
>bullshit
Not today satan

 No.52949

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 No.52955

Smoked only 1 joint today, based news, going to either smoke weed at night or cut down

 No.52994

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 No.52997

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 No.52999

>>52994
Nice try, gotta retire someday

 No.53016

File: 1682568895874.jpg (122.32 KB, 584x1200, jewlon.jpg)

Zion Muskrat bans De'Andre Angloon from Twitter

>dailystormer.in/im-apparently-banned-from-twitter-for-making-a-crude-joke-about-a-woman/

 No.53018

>>53016
Ape-lan pooped his diaper.

 No.53031

Its payday today, might jump on the bus and go to town to get some more 360 games, want a hair trim but its so little that needs done Ill probably just get my mother to do it

Few other shit things i need to pick up aswell

 No.53032

>>53016
Theres already a news thread retard

 No.53045

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 No.53046

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>>53045
www.the-sun.com/entertainment/7979437/tv-legend-jerry-springer-confession-show-pop-culture

 No.53047

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 No.53049

File: 1682618272937.mp4 (2.55 MB, 480x360, 2004-05-jerry-springer-int….mp4)


 No.53051

>>53046
The concept for this KIKE television show was actually kino, the problem is it was full of scripted bullshit.

 No.53052

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 No.53054

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>>53047
>he joked
Haha he was just kidding goyim haha

 No.53057


 No.53059

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 No.53061

>>53046
Big F

 No.53062

You knew when that bell rang that shit was gonna go off

 No.53064

>>53059
I hope terrible things happen to you

 No.53076

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 No.53078


 No.53080

>>53077
Dubs

 No.53081

Blog it rained today I think, its half 2 but feels like half 5, the birds are tweeting and its annoying, watching breaking bad, feel great, stoned as fuck, nothing to do but chill 🙂 👍

Getting a payment soon, going to get
>new fridge
>new kettle
>lava lamp
>colour changing lamp
>sunglasses
>roller blinds and short curtains for my kitchen
>mini fryer
>small item, a donut press
Figure instead of a cup of tea ill have a couple donuts and 0 calorie syrup

 No.53105

File: 1682705337166.webp (80.14 KB, 1080x1570, Screenshot_20230428_19063….webp)

Some weed I got earlier, lemon haze

 No.53106

Got shit drunk yesterday and might repeat it today, found my old Blackberry and enjoy how okay life was just 3 years ago, the world died with BB10

 No.53116

File: 1682711216435.png (656.07 KB, 917x1402, some birds.png)

After a week of being in a kennel I released my black, nigger-rapist rooster (Tamas, Thomas, Darkness, Black Tom)

He's actually tolerating the new rooster now (Jesus)

I've also had 10 babies hatch. Their two moms are raising them in my cactus garden

 No.53119

File: 1682713888591.jpg (66.31 KB, 650x650, blackberry_storm_9530_2_.jpg)

>>53106
I still have my blackberry storm somewhere, are you drinking alone?

 No.53121

>>53119
BlackBerry Classic and Passport were Ultimo by human use/damage handle, Idk about their sole touchscreen smartphones. If you like minimalism buy one for 30 bucks and see well enginereed hard and software with the user first instead of the company in mind.
I almost always drink alone, celebrate yourself solely for yourself I guess lol

 No.53128

>>53116
Damn, how much birbs you have total? I was thinking about just getting a few hens for eggs. Seems like a lot of work to raise and process them for meat.

 No.53130

>>53121
They were a great design of a phone, the full keyboard was useful, I dont see why they went out of business, was there some hack a few years back or is that a fake memory im having

I dont personally drink, i just smoke the ganja herb

 No.53131

>>53130
Everything's a “hack“ today, if some homosexual Google employee wants to whack off to your day he is very able to do so. BB10 probably was the last product to deliver use instead of a need that lead to dependence, like your Samsung 35 suddenly urged you to get the shot or wwhatever

 No.53134

File: 1682724914079.jpg (904.22 KB, 2448x2448, IMG_20210214_132507.jpg)

Come around and see that I'm about to die and look forward to it, I hate the world but can't put it to my head

 No.53138

>>53131
I dobt know

 No.53139

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>>53131
They went bankrupt i read, Not sure why all phones have touchscreens now

That said i would rock a zflip

 No.53141

I HATE NIGGERS!!!

WHITE
LIVES
MATTER

IT'S OKAY
TO BE WHITE

 No.53142

>>53128
I have around 50 right now. New babies are about to hatch though, again. Tons of moms sitting on eggs around here

They're very easy to take care of imo. Just get healthy chickens and set them outside. Place a dark and comfy box somewhere around where they hang out and put pine needles inside. Make sure they can get inside of the box and they'll dump eggs there. Feed them when you need to (2 or 3 times a day throw them corn, dogfood, scraps, whatever). That's really it

Give them water also if you're a watercuck, I suppose

 No.53144

>>53142
I HATE NIGGERS LOCKNAR! I HATE NIGGERS! I HATE NIGGERS!

 No.53145

I HATE NIGGERS AND I'M TIRED OF PRETENDING I DON'T!!!

 No.53146

>>53142
Also just eat the excess roosters. Have 1 rooster for every 10 hens ideally, though admittedly I only have 2 for my 50 right now

I think some hens actually migrated to a neighboring flock a few months ago, because I didn't have a rooster at the time and the neighbor did. They just walked over there

More birds will spawn here if Allah wills it so. Alhamdulilah

 No.53148

>>53146
LISTEN TO ME LOOK AT! ACKNOWLEDGE ME! I HATE NIGGERS! I HATE HATE HATE NIGGERS!

 No.53150

File: 1682732973488.jpg (399.41 KB, 1280x720, 801352_062315-cc-charlesto….jpg)

>>53144
>>53144
Heh I just adopted a puppy yesterday, an American Bulldog / Blue Heeler mix, so she could bite tresspassers one day and accompany my other dog. Anyways, the guy I got her from told me that he's been calling her "Dixie Rebel"

I have black neighbors in the distance (that I'm on good terms with ofc) that now hear me calling for a dog named Dixie

Dixie will be helping me teach the neighbors that my land is a no-nigger zone

>>53148
H-hey. I also hate n-niggers

 No.53151

>>53150
Thank you locknar. Nameste.

 No.53153

>>53151
Heh I just finished using chatGPT as a tool and I told it Om Shanti. Lots of coincidences tonight

Om shanti

 No.53156

>>53153
and a hare Krishna to (you), too.

 No.53170

The US were meant to be discovered to lead in the end times but after discovering the Herald of his coming I think that it makes sense that the true evangelicals are American, they would rather die than give in to the masonic nature of their nation

 No.53172

>>53170
My dead grandpa was a 33rd degree mason and yes I am american btw.

 No.53173


 No.53178

File: 1682777915869.png (69.05 KB, 1439x364, Screenshot_20230429-091709….png)

No thanks.

 No.53179

File: 1682778087508.webp (183.62 KB, 1439x1804, Screenshot_20230429-09193….webp)

>>53178
YIKES!

 No.53181

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 No.53182

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 No.53183

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.

 No.53184

File: 1682782396768.gif (1.28 MB, 640x831, 1659448448141512.gif)

I sometimes wish there was a Department of Education job where I could travel around to different schools and teach children how to consent and everything included in this very necessary thing that we are all inherently capable of from an early age.

 No.53186

Will I go to jail if tell the truth, the tranny sacrilege

 No.53187

>>53186
Depends on the country.

 No.53188


 No.53192

Im so alone, all day I have these points where I feel the dread of FOMO, of a gifted surrogate life, of which I am to witness, of which pain and suffering is the outcome, of the comfortable porches of houses of sin looketh they at what which they are untold of but told of themselves to be all knowing of

 No.53193

>>53184
Is that a 🦖 🐲 🦕 🦖 🐲 🦕

 No.53205

>>53146
How many eggs do you need though? Are you taking them to market or selling chicks?

 No.53219

>>53187
The vasals of all vasals where the industrial elites bathe in champagne of blood littered ground, so no but the Stasi officers will double down in putting me six feet under or send someone to simply murder me

 No.53220

I don't give a shit about human politics and skipped the part about it completely but Wurmbrand is what I read to stay alive

 No.53221

>>53146
I need to septuple my chicken population to feed all of the life on my farm, and grow permaculture to feed the chickens. I'm trying to create a self-sustaining ecosystem essentially

>Permaculture feeds humans and chickens

>Chickens feed humans and dogs
>I tend to the earth and animals

 No.53318

Raining today, shite weather

 No.53352

>>53318
COMFY TIMES AT THE AVID FLAT (CORALE)

FEATURING!!!
DOING FUCK ALL
SITTING ON MY ARSE
SMOKING WEED
PLAYING VIDEO GAMES!!!

 No.53355

Going to do fuck all today guys because life is unimportant to me

 No.53356

>>53355
Dubs are however, quite important

 No.53388

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 No.53394

Instead of being in this vegetable state of life I should beg the friars that they grant me retreat from the world, I would give up my citizens rights and be just quiet and timid

 No.53395

They say even the wish to belief is a gift from God, but if he told me to trust and let go and never be seen again it must be grace, I really don't anything to do with what makes the world turn

 No.53396

>go to psychward and be honest with dogtor
Your powerlevel is schizophrenia, the world is good now take these pills to believe it
>go to bumfuck nowhere and talk to greek monk
May Christ be with you

 No.53397

how cum u shitpost even more than dwarf now

 No.53398

Couple weeks ago I stayed in bed and watched church TV (comfy in all honesty) then there was a report about franciscans in bratislava/vienna playing music for fun called trumpets of jericho and I really liked the lyrics, who's always there when everyone turns against you

 No.53399

>>53397
Having a reasonable fit, normally I forbid myself Internet access and now ended up with an old shitphone that's incapable of posting on 4chan thus I shit here

 No.53400

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 No.53401

How can people even get drunk from wine, I have a serious alcohol problem but nothing else to drink. Maybe it's because booze and beer are alcohol while wine is food

 No.53402

>>53400
if u married avid u can get british citizenship which wud give u free healthcare and better homelessness accommodations

 No.53403

>>53402
If you married phantasm, he could show you his cool nintendo stuff and how to beat pokemon go.

 No.53404

>>53403
they don't allow polygamy. avid is single & looking, and u 2 have a lot in common being schizos on a ded bort

 No.53405

>>53404
Avid is getting gang banged like sasha grey, as we speak.

 No.53406

File: 1682895131731.jpg (17.18 KB, 640x480, U3w32Bk_d.jpg)

Or I could just stay in Bavaria and enjoy what's left of living a life in 2023 by browsing the Internet solely in the local library

 No.53409

>>53406
Okay.

 No.53411

>>53409
Be grateful I was neither born a brit or in the third world and move to alpine monestary

 No.53412

>>53401
Found a solution but it's not good at all bros (mix it with cocer coler)

 No.53413

>>53411
You should move and join the circus.

 No.53414

>>53413
I'm boring and timid as fuck and will never change and you know it, you are a obsessive repulsive homosex but could easily make a killing in media or the likes (or continue to do it entirely for free)
Just leave me alone faggot, not despising you is the only sympathy you will get from me ever

 No.53415

>>53414
Okay schizo.

 No.53416

>>53414
Let your family rabbi suck your cock smileyBOI!

 No.53417

Still mental how they would unleash the Internet 2023 on every mong capable of using a touchscreen, if you silence all the noise it's technological warfare against the human rice while you chuckled on imageboards and live like you installed San Andreas yesterday

 No.53418

Still mental how they would unleash the Internet 2023 on every mong capable of using a touchscreen, if you silence all the noise it's technological warfare against the human rice while you chuckled on imageboards and live like you installed San Andreas yesterday

 No.53422

If you block youtube in sys32 the feds have a script to automatically put a cross hair on your heda, die consuming or die in bullet hail

 No.53427

File: 1682903148726.png (44.44 KB, 1081x161, Screenshot_20230430-200417….png)


 No.53469

These fake schizo posts are super gay.

 No.53528

>>53422
>>53418
>>53404
Meds also, if they are watching who gives a fuck



Avid here, I'm straight, the end, you fucking faggots neander and probably seisatsu can catch together and spread your aids through each other, far away from me and from the chon
>>53405
Fuck off and die faggot
>>53414
Who are you talking to?
>>53417


This board is honestly shit now that you have the circlejerk you think I don't know about going on, like nigga, if anyone here is gay it's you, you are the one watching and talking about me, not the other way round, get a life, the spin has you thinking you're the 2nd coming or some shit

 No.53534

watching hard-core pawn rn, thinking of how I can get some money for weed or something I can do to take my mind of tfwnoweed

 No.53557

Might go out to my parents for a bit because I'm bored as fuck in this flat

 No.53561

>>53557
I hang out with my parents often. They live close by and even though we're very different people I enjoy spending time with them despite how rowdy and dumb they can be.

 No.53563

File: 1683048274740.jpg (385.12 KB, 1080x636, Screenshot_20230502_182327….jpg)

This bloke is halfway between a midget and a human

 No.53569

>>53561
My parents are the same they're kinda just doing their own thing whenever I show up

 No.53763

File: 1683258726284.jpg (57.21 KB, 679x560, FvUfs3WXoAY8bZn.jpg)

he forgot wahmen on antidepressants, aka feminism

 No.53764

stop smoking weed lol

 No.53768

>>53764
Never

 No.53773

File: 1683290372390.png (1.58 MB, 3047x1678, 1683146711357219.png)

Funny poast from /fit/ heh

 No.53775

File: 1683295524043-0.jpg (89.05 KB, 733x960, 1682625673154-0.jpg)

File: 1683295524043-1.jpg (143.1 KB, 1024x768, 1682625673154-1.jpg)


 No.53819

Hey faggots, this juggalo just had to get on and see if this shit was really as funny as people say it is. I'm pretty fucking glad i haven't seen any shit talking on my juggalo brothers because if there was, i would have to come and fuck all of you up right in front of your parents and then fuck your parents up in front of your neighbors and the chain doesn't fucking stop. Juggalos are like a fuckin' family guys so you mess with one of us you mess with all of us. There was a guy talking shit my juggalette a few weeks back and I bent his ass over, shook up a Faygo, shoved it in his ass and then slammed it in there with a fucking HAMMER. All yall are fucking faggots anyway so i know you won't be talking shit cause nobody wants an army of Juggalos at their door.

 No.53821


 No.53830

>>53819
suck my boner, fag

 No.53835


 No.53888

>>53775
We need to end racism by genociding Whites. Only after Whites are gone there will definitely be NO RACISM on the planet!!!

 No.53892

>>53888
genocide my boner with your mouth, fag

 No.53904

File: 1683365824870.png (69.93 KB, 1320x190, ewdfasgdfgdfsgdfg (1).png)

WHAT A RUDE COMMENT!

 No.53915


 No.53925

File: 1683396158528.webp (217.06 KB, 1439x1768, Screenshot_20230506-13013….webp)


 No.53927

>>53925
i need this

 No.54014

Well my Penis is really nice and bloodfilled right now, I have also a strong itch on my crotch at points

It's great, I want to masterbate and cum

 No.54015

I really wish I were to have a chance encounter with a woman, my Penis needs it, I need to know how much my penis can inflate inside a vagina

 No.54016

I just now have a casual all of the time semi, since putting into practice my newfound knowledge/gift from God. I feel as though my Penis is going to make gains in both girth and length

 No.54021

File: 1683419272582.png (62.83 KB, 402x439, 1603639375636.png)

>>54015
>I need to know how much my penis can inflate inside a vagina
<and that's the story of how anon ended up in the hospital

 No.54022


 No.54023

>>54021
I swear that motherfucker doesn't speak English.

 No.54029

Just had a 20 second long deja vu

 No.54032

>>54023
I meant inflate, like, how much it can fill with blood inside a woman

 No.54088

File: 1683427442328.webp (43.03 KB, 1440x1085, Screenshot_20230506-21420….webp)

Pic related is a rare candid picture of learningcode07 before he falls asleep after one of his meth benders.

 No.54094

another day another mass shooting in the states
wasnt there one last week? cant even remember at this point

 No.54096

>>54088
Hello retard, what is it this time?

 No.54098

>>54088
Gay post

 No.54111


 No.54133

I farted

 No.54378


 No.54381

>>54378
Better than modern southpark.

 No.54382

>>54094
He was a pure White Aryan Mexican

 No.54383

>>54096
He doesn't even have the retard flag... RETARD!

 No.54670

File: 1683834625055.jpg (176.93 KB, 698x1082, Screenshot_20230511_204642….jpg)

Looking at this phone
SIM Free Nokia 5710
Looks alright, I want a phone that isn't fragile, this looks good but its 75 quid, the headphones charge when they are plugged onto the phones back, it's a pretty cool feature

 No.54671

>>54670
2.4 inch QVGA display.
Resolution 240 x 320 pixels.
With a density of 167 pixels per inch.
Dimensions:

Size H138.9, W57.7, D16.2mm.
Weight 129.1g.
Camera and Video:

Rear camera 0.3MP.
VGA with flash.
Video capture in.
Storage:

Expandable memory up to 32GB when using microSD card slot

 No.54680

>>54670
Looks almost good, but I'm not a fan of wireless headphones. I hope that's not the phone's only speaker.

 No.54688

>>54670
Bro that phone looks embarassing

Aren't you worried what women will think?

 No.54704

>>54688
Not really ive been alone long enough that I don't give a fuck anymore, it's just a phone

 No.54705

File: 1683849781839.jpeg (12.36 KB, 474x315, OIP.jpeg)

Took 5 hay-fever tablets, might drop another 2 in an hour, feel good, like this picture or some shit but without the woman in it, feels good, like molly but warmer

 No.54793

File: 1684007864967.png (223.11 KB, 400x400, 1683999085260060.png)

Why is it that so many of you seek friendships and romantic relationships desperately? I find interacting with others to be quite exhausting, almost like a task that I have to complete out of necessity. I cannot possibly comprehend the issue with being alone.

 No.54795

>>54793
guardian(s) SHOULD more or less treat their child like they're the most important thing in the world. it comes naturally most of the time, i assume. however this doesn't always happen. if people find their own kin mostly embarrassing, annoying, a pain (it's very hard to viscerally love a creature who has development-delayed traits, or at any rate a bit behind the curve when it comes to social development and emotional mirroring) then it's going to be a vicious circle where the child becomes more and more withdrawn and the gardian become less and less loving until they eventually grow up to be a robot

 No.54798

>>54793
>desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/73304669

 No.54802

My sister is making me go to her last high school play and I will probably bring some nips to drink, because it's going to be over 2 hours long and I don't feel like being there.

 No.54809

>>54705
I have always wanted to visit centralia

 No.54810

File: 1684017481588.jpeg (7.34 KB, 474x237, OIP.jpeg)

>>54802
Just larp as this guy guaranteed no replies

 No.54816

Rolling up to

Listen to Naden - Fire In Your Veins by Naden on #SoundCloud
https://on.soundcloud.com/tvmJb

 No.54820

>>54802
go as Mr ice man

 No.54829

I am non defeatist
I am strong
I am autistic
I can do this
I don't have to be lonely
I can do this

 No.54833

Hay-fever meds are pretty cool

 No.54845

>>54810
>>54820
I don't know what either of you mean. Either way, the students were surprisingly talented, but Carousel is a shitty play.

 No.54889

>you will never return to your tree climbing roots

 No.54891

i wanna be tarzan when i grow up

 No.54892

found a tarzan-in-training

 No.54896

My childhood best friend died of fentanyl overdose a few days ago. He was under 30 and has a son. What the fuck man.

 No.54902

>>54896
Well at least he's in a better place

 No.54904

Was sleep deprived yesterday, punched myself in the face a few times, I have a black eye and some other bruises

 No.54932

I'm so lonely

 No.54941

tweaking the telegram rn, can work out how to share it though

 No.54942

Yo

 No.54995

>>54902
Yeah. Fuck this gay earth and
>>54896
My condolences.

 No.54996

>>54932
Get a Fleshlight.

 No.54998

>>54996
you can be avid's fleshlight

 No.55011

>>54998
No they cant

 No.55017

Found 40 quid I didn't know I had earlier, pretty based ngl, waiting for plug to get back in half an hour, gonna stock up on weed and play skyrim or some shit

 No.55028

File: 1684160655672.jpg (1.44 MB, 1167x1200, 1684147190864010.jpg)

>>55017
>or some shit
You're dumb.

 No.55032


 No.55034

I've just accepted that I'll be as mentally ill fuck up for the rest of my life and that's fine now.
There is no self improvement to be had, there are no actions that can magically reverse my fortunes, I simply will be the way I am now for the rest of my life.

 No.55035

>>55032
Stop ending sentences with...
>OR SOME SHIT

You're welcome.

 No.55036

>>55028
OK I should have put 'or something' like I was thinking when I made the post, I think you just had a problem with the defeatist phrasing I used, which is fine.

 No.55037

>>55035
OK or some shit

 No.55042

>>55037
>or some shit
Moron.

 No.55046

>>55042
Calm down or some shit

 No.55047

>>55046
How intelligent.

 No.55051

>>55047
Lol or some shit

 No.55054

>>55051
>lol
You're obnoxious.

 No.55056

>>55054
I am sometimes or some shit

 No.55112

File: 1684170594502.webp (168.07 KB, 1440x2647, Screenshot_20230515-11514….webp)


 No.55143

File: 1684178897595.webp (42.35 KB, 1440x837, Screenshot_20230515-14275….webp)


 No.55144

File: 1684179042528.webp (54.67 KB, 1440x1880, Screenshot_20230515-14302….webp)


 No.55146

>>55143
>>55144
>when he says he supports blm

 No.55157

My number 07380894715 hit me up if you want to chat

 No.55163

I want to get laid

 No.55164

Please send pussies to me I leave door open yes?

 No.55165

Where to talk at then i don't really want to shout

 No.55168

>>55164
Fantastic english.

 No.55169

>>55163
Buy a Fleshlight.

 No.55170

Do not interact with 4chonners. Keep it strictly to this board and nothing more. They're terrible people who will fuck your shit up, give you unsolicited advice, dox you, bully you, make your life hell, ect. You all have been warned.

 No.55175

File: 1684187121075.jpg (52.29 KB, 331x402, butthurt-faggot.jpg)


 No.55184

File: 1684191128111.png (244.09 KB, 500x302, 1684176039059883.png)

>>55175
No u. Ur butter

 No.55204

Someone knock at my door 😉 I'm open all night 😇

 No.55210

>>55204
*Knock*

*KNOCK*

 No.55212

>>55210
I didn't hear anything 🤨

 No.55213


 No.55216

>>55212
You're gay.

 No.55217

>>55213
I ain't clickin that.

 No.55229

this one's energetic

 No.55234

>>55216
I'm not

 No.55241

>>55234
I shook a magic 8ball and it said- you're gay.

 No.55245

I bought some new jeans the other a true carrot fit, very nice cut, they will look great with the black captoe boots i have, they came stitch rolled at the hem which i cut, they're nice and soft like a brushed cotton twill, they have a reasonable crotch and they taper very nicely with a good structured stack that goes all the way to past the knee, they have a pleat in the waist which will help with sitting down comfort, the pockets are side slit pockets, not the traditional top in pockets you'd get with traditional denim pants, paid tenner for them from tkmaxx

 No.55246

>>55241
Suck my cock dude

 No.55248

>>55246
Avid needs to suck your cock.

 No.55261

File: 1684213232317.webp (17.25 KB, 1163x364, Screenshot_20230515-23593….webp)

I just remembered that I'm here FOREVER!

 No.55265

Divine
Wonderful
Awesome
Romantic
Fabulous

 No.55268

File: 1684215085218.webp (91.8 KB, 1440x1084, Screenshot_20230515-19334….webp)


 No.55278

>>55248
That was me, avid

 No.55279

The electric went out still waiting on it coming back it's like that one episode of rosanne when they have the thunderstorm

 No.55295

>>55279
I liked rosanne. Pure h'white show with 0% niggers.

 No.55299

>>55295
It's full of jews though. When I was young two word summed up that show in my mind: 'boring' and 'fat'.

 No.55301

>>55299
>Jews
You mean H'white people?

>boring

>fat
Family friendly show for all ages, no cussing, no smut, no niggers...

Relax degenerate. Your porn isn't going anywhere. Yikes.

 No.55310

>>55295
>>55301
Roseanne is literally Jewish

>>55299
heh

 No.55314

>>55310
>Roseanne is literally Jewish
Looks h'white to me. They didn't go to synagogue and kiss mezuzahs before entering each room on the show, so...

 No.55316

>>55310
>Roseanne is literally Jewish
Looks h'white to me. They didn't go to synagogue and kiss mezuzahs before entering each room on the show, so...

>Im talking strictly about the characters on the show and not the actual people, retards.

 No.55317

>>55314
>>55315
her character is canonically half jewish

 No.55318

File: 1684260565403.png (71.49 KB, 1440x364, Screenshot_20230516-130828.png)

>>55314
Two seconds to edit a post and delete. Gay.

 No.55319

>>55317
I have never followed the backstory and lore of the show.

 No.55413

File: 1684308242582.png (158.52 KB, 530x384, Screenshot_6.png)

Heh 1% just like about how nigger I am, if you divide it by 1/3

 No.55484

blerg update i am chill playing skyrim, bought it the other day, only played it for 5 minutes previously l, good game so far, just learning the basics

 No.55934

File: 1684649894818.webp (63.63 KB, 640x777, ohb2axlv610b1.webp)


 No.56021

File: 1684700614610.webp (101.94 KB, 1440x1265, Screenshot_20230521-15222….webp)

lol nature

 No.56025

File: 1684700814305.webp (109.26 KB, 1440x1522, Screenshot_20230521-15254….webp)

>>55934
That motherfucker looks like chang-stretch-armstrong.

 No.56077

File: 1684714895791.webp (72.41 KB, 1440x1496, Screenshot_20230521-19211….webp)


 No.56085

File: 1684716647354.webp (78.54 KB, 1440x1559, Screenshot_20230521-19471….webp)


 No.56086

File: 1684716747389.webm (2.42 MB, 576x1024, 1684716035981758.webm)


 No.56111

Farted

 No.56276

File: 1684806050925.jpg (45.22 KB, 759x757, 1684681301950.jpg)


 No.56574

File: 1684972874284.webp (87.97 KB, 1440x1285, Screenshot_20230524-18593….webp)

I just remembered that I'm here, forever.

https://lolcow.farm/ot/res/1583234.html

 No.56575

>>56574
Cia glow niggers.

Apparently saying the word nigger is considered "racebating".

 No.56576

File: 1684973090081.webp (47.39 KB, 1440x994, Screenshot_20230524-19042….webp)




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