No.41725
Update did fuck all smoked weed and ate too much watching beavis and butthead going to down some water and go to sleep
No.41728
Generated this vitamin stack using
https://get-nourished.com/ based on some questions going to take it for a few days, i already have these vitamins so i will take just those and see if i feel better
No.41730
why you keep making duplicate threads
>>39737
No.41746
>>41744If I get too riled-up, I throw up! Oh God oh God oh god
No.41764
Please bump lock the other thread since it's full of faceberg spam, and keep this one. I'm the OP of the other thread.
No.41768
Fareted
No.41785
>>41744>>41746I wonder ...
..how long until austin butler gets kia gerber knocked up?!?!?
____
LADIES HE'S OFF THE MARKET!!! CRY HARDER!!!!
No.51590
Its been off and on raining today, too wet to really do anything on my bike, ran out of money because i bought some clothes yesterday, kind of bored kind of not, wish i had some hash
No.51631
Might go in the bath or shower, I am enjoying also currently autisticly planning out various tasks that i have to do, i feel as though i appreciate my own effort more
No.51634
Going to drink 2 litres of water fuck it
No.51679
Just got out bath, was based, drank some water beforehand
No.51684
Bought some brown trousers yesterday, theyre great
No.51692
>>51690Those are MUCH TO LIGHT of a BROWN to hide WHEN YOU shit your pants, anon!
No.51699
>>51692I dont crap my pants
No.51705
>>51699I don't believe you.
No.51718
>>51706You're going to shit your pants in the near future. You can not hide the smell but everyone will see your pants.
No.51751
Just been for a walk, was alright, few people out, going to tidy and clean the flat today and plan something to do later
No.51772
Went on bike picked up weed back now wondering what to do tbh, could watch star trek but i want to do something releatively active, i could work out but the voices are always there
No.51956
My mum made a little quip about me being paranoid on drugs because I mentioned how they was a cop car (not a hallucination) parked right on our driveway, and the cops were in the house next door. She thinks its strange I'm wondering why the retarded cops parked on our driveway. God damn she is dumb and annoying sometimes.
No.51957
Got a steak in my freezer that was out a bag of steaks from asda and one of them looks fucking human, its way redder and the striations are that of a much larger animal
I am wondering where to report this
No.51961
@TheGuardian
@TheDailyMail
No.52151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKLeizPStFQJust another day on earth, suffering with no one less than Christ himself, God resurrected in flesh, testimony of love and compassion in irrevokable divine might and glory
No.52153
>>52151Oh God. I wish you'd drop dead in minecraft.
No.52154
>>52151There's a function to embed YouTube videos.
Scroll to the top of the page, retard.
No.52155
>>52153I want to die so badly and still find it mesmerizing how a fat tranny kicking 40 clings to life so badly, gotta give you that
No.52160
>>52155I am not dogisaga.
No.52181
>>52155I want to die too, life is just bad
>looks at pornOk its not so bad
No.52193
>>52181Thank god. The BOTs are evolving. I am so proud!
No.52242
>>52193That wasnt a bot, it was me, a person.
No.52262
>>52242The technology is advancing!
No.52307
Smoking joints and listening to EDM down the woods in a white 4x4
No.52308
Well I say EDM, it was just normie club tunes, sad sight to see the female twisted to degeneracy but if she is already that type, do I need bother?
No.52506
>>52181I almost watched that movie The Whale last night.
No.52510
>>52506Congrats to Brendan Fraser!
No.52541
>>52510He was in the Mummy
No.52565
>>52543he was knees deep in twink arse
No.52596
Wish I had some weed, its a nice raining 🌧 day today and I think it would be great to have some weed and to goon and smoke until I pass out
No.52711
>>52543That was George of the Jungle you stupid prick dumb fucker that slurps on goat semen 5 times a day.
No.52716
>>52711Woah there, why are you so mad right now?
No.52719
pretty shit day out there today, had a good sleep, woke up this morning and went back to sleep woke up at 12, told my parents i was ill because i dont have the energy to bike down to theirs today, currently listening to cumtown, thinking about weed, i cant get any, wondering how tonight will be
No.52739
>>52719Starting to rain again, bored as all fuck
No.52740
wish i was rich so i could buy an oz and lock myself in thr flat for a while, stock up on food and whatever and just be a lazy cunt
No.52741
>>52740same anon same lewl
No.52763
>titfucking my wife using her milk as lubricant
>coom
>start pondering advaita vedanta vs shaivite metaphysics
No.52848
>>52846>Join trade job>Spend 4 years making a McDonald's salary as an apprentice, while working 60 hours a week>Finally start to make decent money>Forced to retire due to crippling injury or arthritisDoes that sound like a good prospect? If sportsball players are forced to quit in their mid-30s due to being unable to keep up with the physical demand, what do people think happens to blue-collar workers? I am very skeptical of the boomers pushing the trade meme.
No.52850
>>52848Boomers push all of it!
Don't forget to walk right in there- & give them a nice firm handshake!
No.52855
>>52850its akchually le terminally online IT/media ppl talking how masculine and rewarding construction labour career is
smoking a pack daily and drinking 2 cases of beer to make the confusing mysery and joint pain go awy and wasted shouting making threatening phone calls in middle of the night to some other bydlo is and setting his 2ndhandbmw on fire is MANLY ALTTRADREDPILLEDTruchistnpilled and what tradeslabour life is about
No.52860
>>52846lol
Trades suck ass
No.52894
Smoked weed today, quitting it, its shite
No.52895
>>52894Nice rhyme, I bet you like limes, they taste fine
No.52907
>>41728What a bunch of bullshit lol
That stuff would just make me fart harder than sugarfree gum
Literally pissing in the wind except farting xd
No.52921
On season 2 episode 2 of a breaking bad rewatch 👍🙂 hope it rains later, weather today is good but again I dont know what to do, my friend has invited me out to play pool but i got stoned earlier and i cant be bothered
No.52929
>>52907>bullshitNot today satan
No.52955
Smoked only 1 joint today, based news, going to either smoke weed at night or cut down
No.52999
>>52994Nice try, gotta retire someday
No.53018
>>53016Ape-lan pooped his diaper.
No.53031
Its payday today, might jump on the bus and go to town to get some more 360 games, want a hair trim but its so little that needs done Ill probably just get my mother to do it
Few other shit things i need to pick up aswell
No.53032
>>53016Theres already a news thread retard
No.53051
>>53046The concept for this KIKE television show was actually kino, the problem is it was full of scripted bullshit.
No.53062
You knew when that bell rang that shit was gonna go off
No.53064
>>53059I hope terrible things happen to you
No.53080
>>53077
Dubs
No.53081
Blog it rained today I think, its half 2 but feels like half 5, the birds are tweeting and its annoying, watching breaking bad, feel great, stoned as fuck, nothing to do but chill 🙂 👍
Getting a payment soon, going to get
>new fridge
>new kettle
>lava lamp
>colour changing lamp
>sunglasses
>roller blinds and short curtains for my kitchen
>mini fryer
>small item, a donut press
Figure instead of a cup of tea ill have a couple donuts and 0 calorie syrup
No.53106
Got shit drunk yesterday and might repeat it today, found my old Blackberry and enjoy how okay life was just 3 years ago, the world died with BB10
No.53121
>>53119BlackBerry Classic and Passport were Ultimo by human use/damage handle, Idk about their sole touchscreen smartphones. If you like minimalism buy one for 30 bucks and see well enginereed hard and software with the user first instead of the company in mind.
I almost always drink alone, celebrate yourself solely for yourself I guess lol
No.53128
>>53116Damn, how much birbs you have total? I was thinking about just getting a few hens for eggs. Seems like a lot of work to raise and process them for meat.
No.53130
>>53121They were a great design of a phone, the full keyboard was useful, I dont see why they went out of business, was there some hack a few years back or is that a fake memory im having
I dont personally drink, i just smoke the ganja herb
No.53131
>>53130Everything's a “hack“ today, if some homosexual Google employee wants to whack off to your day he is very able to do so. BB10 probably was the last product to deliver use instead of a need that lead to dependence, like your Samsung 35 suddenly urged you to get the shot or wwhatever
No.53139
>>53131They went bankrupt i read, Not sure why all phones have touchscreens now
That said i would rock a zflip
No.53141
I HATE NIGGERS!!!
WHITE
LIVES
MATTER
IT'S OKAY
TO BE WHITE
No.53142
>>53128I have around 50 right now. New babies are about to hatch though, again. Tons of moms sitting on eggs around here
They're very easy to take care of imo. Just get healthy chickens and set them outside. Place a dark and comfy box somewhere around where they hang out and put pine needles inside. Make sure they can get inside of the box and they'll dump eggs there. Feed them when you need to (2 or 3 times a day throw them corn, dogfood, scraps, whatever). That's really it
Give them water also if you're a watercuck, I suppose
No.53144
>>53142I HATE NIGGERS LOCKNAR! I HATE NIGGERS! I HATE NIGGERS!
No.53145
I HATE NIGGERS AND I'M TIRED OF PRETENDING I DON'T!!!
No.53146
>>53142Also just eat the excess roosters. Have 1 rooster for every 10 hens ideally, though admittedly I only have 2 for my 50 right now
I think some hens actually migrated to a neighboring flock a few months ago, because I didn't have a rooster at the time and the neighbor did. They just walked over there
More birds will spawn here if Allah wills it so. Alhamdulilah
No.53148
>>53146LISTEN TO ME LOOK AT! ACKNOWLEDGE ME! I HATE NIGGERS! I HATE HATE HATE NIGGERS!
No.53150
>>53144>>53144Heh I just adopted a puppy yesterday, an American Bulldog / Blue Heeler mix, so she could bite tresspassers one day and accompany my other dog. Anyways, the guy I got her from told me that he's been calling her "Dixie Rebel"
I have black neighbors in the distance (that I'm on good terms with ofc) that now hear me calling for a dog named Dixie
Dixie will be helping me teach the neighbors that my land is a no-nigger zone
>>53148H-hey. I also hate n-niggers
No.53151
>>53150Thank you locknar. Nameste.
No.53153
>>53151Heh I just finished using chatGPT as a tool and I told it Om Shanti. Lots of coincidences tonight
Om shanti
No.53156
>>53153and a hare Krishna to (you), too.
No.53170
The US were meant to be discovered to lead in the end times but after discovering the Herald of his coming I think that it makes sense that the true evangelicals are American, they would rather die than give in to the masonic nature of their nation
No.53172
>>53170My dead grandpa was a 33rd degree mason and yes I am american btw.
No.53186
Will I go to jail if tell the truth, the tranny sacrilege
No.53187
>>53186Depends on the country.
No.53192
Im so alone, all day I have these points where I feel the dread of FOMO, of a gifted surrogate life, of which I am to witness, of which pain and suffering is the outcome, of the comfortable porches of houses of sin looketh they at what which they are untold of but told of themselves to be all knowing of
No.53193
>>53184Is that a 🦖 🐲 🦕 🦖 🐲 🦕
No.53205
>>53146How many eggs do you need though? Are you taking them to market or selling chicks?
No.53219
>>53187The vasals of all vasals where the industrial elites bathe in champagne of blood littered ground, so no but the Stasi officers will double down in putting me six feet under or send someone to simply murder me
No.53220
I don't give a shit about human politics and skipped the part about it completely but Wurmbrand is what I read to stay alive
No.53221
>>53146I need to septuple my chicken population to feed all of the life on my farm, and grow permaculture to feed the chickens. I'm trying to create a self-sustaining ecosystem essentially
>Permaculture feeds humans and chickens>Chickens feed humans and dogs>I tend to the earth and animals No.53318
Raining today, shite weather
No.53352
>>53318COMFY TIMES AT THE AVID FLAT (CORALE)
FEATURING!!!
DOING FUCK ALL
SITTING ON MY ARSE
SMOKING WEED
PLAYING VIDEO GAMES!!!
No.53355
Going to do fuck all today guys because life is unimportant to me
No.53356
>>53355Dubs are however, quite important
No.53394
Instead of being in this vegetable state of life I should beg the friars that they grant me retreat from the world, I would give up my citizens rights and be just quiet and timid
No.53395
They say even the wish to belief is a gift from God, but if he told me to trust and let go and never be seen again it must be grace, I really don't anything to do with what makes the world turn
No.53396
>go to psychward and be honest with dogtor
Your powerlevel is schizophrenia, the world is good now take these pills to believe it
>go to bumfuck nowhere and talk to greek monk
May Christ be with you
No.53397
how cum u shitpost even more than dwarf now
No.53398
Couple weeks ago I stayed in bed and watched church TV (comfy in all honesty) then there was a report about franciscans in bratislava/vienna playing music for fun called trumpets of jericho and I really liked the lyrics, who's always there when everyone turns against you
No.53399
>>53397Having a reasonable fit, normally I forbid myself Internet access and now ended up with an old shitphone that's incapable of posting on 4chan thus I shit here
No.53401
How can people even get drunk from wine, I have a serious alcohol problem but nothing else to drink. Maybe it's because booze and beer are alcohol while wine is food
No.53402
>>53400if u married avid u can get british citizenship which wud give u free healthcare and better homelessness accommodations
No.53403
>>53402If you married phantasm, he could show you his cool nintendo stuff and how to beat pokemon go.
No.53404
>>53403they don't allow polygamy. avid is single & looking, and u 2 have a lot in common being schizos on a ded bort
No.53405
>>53404Avid is getting gang banged like sasha grey, as we speak.
No.53411
>>53409Be grateful I was neither born a brit or in the third world and move to alpine monestary
No.53412
>>53401Found a solution but it's not good at all bros (mix it with cocer coler)
No.53413
>>53411You should move and join the circus.
No.53414
>>53413I'm boring and timid as fuck and will never change and you know it, you are a obsessive repulsive homosex but could easily make a killing in media or the likes (or continue to do it entirely for free)
Just leave me alone faggot, not despising you is the only sympathy you will get from me ever
No.53416
>>53414Let your family rabbi suck your cock smileyBOI!
No.53417
Still mental how they would unleash the Internet 2023 on every mong capable of using a touchscreen, if you silence all the noise it's technological warfare against the human rice while you chuckled on imageboards and live like you installed San Andreas yesterday
No.53418
Still mental how they would unleash the Internet 2023 on every mong capable of using a touchscreen, if you silence all the noise it's technological warfare against the human rice while you chuckled on imageboards and live like you installed San Andreas yesterday
No.53422
If you block youtube in sys32 the feds have a script to automatically put a cross hair on your heda, die consuming or die in bullet hail
No.53469
These fake schizo posts are super gay.
No.53528
>>53422>>53418>>53404Meds also, if they are watching who gives a fuck
Avid here, I'm straight, the end, you fucking faggots neander and probably seisatsu can catch together and spread your aids through each other, far away from me and from the chon
>>53405Fuck off and die faggot
>>53414Who are you talking to?
>>53417This board is honestly shit now that you have the circlejerk you think I don't know about going on, like nigga, if anyone here is gay it's you, you are the one watching and talking about me, not the other way round, get a life, the spin has you thinking you're the 2nd coming or some shit
No.53534
watching hard-core pawn rn, thinking of how I can get some money for weed or something I can do to take my mind of tfwnoweed
No.53557
Might go out to my parents for a bit because I'm bored as fuck in this flat
No.53561
>>53557I hang out with my parents often. They live close by and even though we're very different people I enjoy spending time with them despite how rowdy and dumb they can be.
No.53569
>>53561My parents are the same they're kinda just doing their own thing whenever I show up
No.53764
stop smoking weed lol
No.53819
Hey faggots, this juggalo just had to get on and see if this shit was really as funny as people say it is. I'm pretty fucking glad i haven't seen any shit talking on my juggalo brothers because if there was, i would have to come and fuck all of you up right in front of your parents and then fuck your parents up in front of your neighbors and the chain doesn't fucking stop. Juggalos are like a fuckin' family guys so you mess with one of us you mess with all of us. There was a guy talking shit my juggalette a few weeks back and I bent his ass over, shook up a Faygo, shoved it in his ass and then slammed it in there with a fucking HAMMER. All yall are fucking faggots anyway so i know you won't be talking shit cause nobody wants an army of Juggalos at their door.
No.53830
>>53819suck my boner, fag
No.53888
>>53775We need to end racism by genociding Whites. Only after Whites are gone there will definitely be NO RACISM on the planet!!!
No.53892
>>53888genocide my boner with your mouth, fag
No.54014
Well my Penis is really nice and bloodfilled right now, I have also a strong itch on my crotch at points
It's great, I want to masterbate and cum
No.54015
I really wish I were to have a chance encounter with a woman, my Penis needs it, I need to know how much my penis can inflate inside a vagina
No.54016
I just now have a casual all of the time semi, since putting into practice my newfound knowledge/gift from God. I feel as though my Penis is going to make gains in both girth and length
No.54023
>>54021I swear that motherfucker doesn't speak English.
No.54029
Just had a 20 second long deja vu
No.54032
>>54023I meant inflate, like, how much it can fill with blood inside a woman
No.54094
another day another mass shooting in the states
wasnt there one last week? cant even remember at this point
No.54096
>>54088Hello retard, what is it this time?
No.54133
I farted
No.54381
>>54378Better than modern southpark.
No.54382
>>54094He was a pure White Aryan Mexican
No.54383
>>54096He doesn't even have the retard flag... RETARD!
No.54671
>>546702.4 inch QVGA display.
Resolution 240 x 320 pixels.
With a density of 167 pixels per inch.
Dimensions:
Size H138.9, W57.7, D16.2mm.
Weight 129.1g.
Camera and Video:
Rear camera 0.3MP.
VGA with flash.
Video capture in.
Storage:
Expandable memory up to 32GB when using microSD card slot
No.54680
>>54670Looks almost good, but I'm not a fan of wireless headphones. I hope that's not the phone's only speaker.
No.54688
>>54670Bro that phone looks embarassing
Aren't you worried what women will think?
No.54704
>>54688Not really ive been alone long enough that I don't give a fuck anymore, it's just a phone
No.54795
>>54793guardian(s) SHOULD more or less treat their child like they're the most important thing in the world. it comes naturally most of the time, i assume. however this doesn't always happen. if people find their own kin mostly embarrassing, annoying, a pain (it's very hard to viscerally love a creature who has development-delayed traits, or at any rate a bit behind the curve when it comes to social development and emotional mirroring) then it's going to be a vicious circle where the child becomes more and more withdrawn and the gardian become less and less loving until they eventually grow up to be a robot
No.54802
My sister is making me go to her last high school play and I will probably bring some nips to drink, because it's going to be over 2 hours long and I don't feel like being there.
No.54809
>>54705I have always wanted to visit centralia
No.54816
Rolling up to
Listen to Naden - Fire In Your Veins by Naden on #SoundCloud
https://on.soundcloud.com/tvmJb No.54829
I am non defeatist
I am strong
I am autistic
I can do this
I don't have to be lonely
I can do this
No.54833
Hay-fever meds are pretty cool
No.54845
>>54810>>54820I don't know what either of you mean. Either way, the students were surprisingly talented, but Carousel is a shitty play.
No.54896
My childhood best friend died of fentanyl overdose a few days ago. He was under 30 and has a son. What the fuck man.
No.54902
>>54896Well at least he's in a better place
No.54904
Was sleep deprived yesterday, punched myself in the face a few times, I have a black eye and some other bruises
No.54932
I'm so lonely
No.54941
tweaking the telegram rn, can work out how to share it though
No.54942
Yo
No.54995
>>54902Yeah. Fuck this gay earth and
>>54896My condolences.
No.54998
>>54996you can be avid's fleshlight
No.55017
Found 40 quid I didn't know I had earlier, pretty based ngl, waiting for plug to get back in half an hour, gonna stock up on weed and play skyrim or some shit
No.55034
I've just accepted that I'll be as mentally ill fuck up for the rest of my life and that's fine now.
There is no self improvement to be had, there are no actions that can magically reverse my fortunes, I simply will be the way I am now for the rest of my life.
No.55035
>>55032Stop ending sentences with...
>OR SOME SHITYou're welcome.
No.55036
>>55028OK I should have put 'or something' like I was thinking when I made the post, I think you just had a problem with the defeatist phrasing I used, which is fine.
No.55042
>>55037>or some shitMoron.
No.55046
>>55042Calm down or some shit
No.55054
>>55051>lolYou're obnoxious.
No.55056
>>55054I am sometimes or some shit
No.55157
My number 07380894715 hit me up if you want to chat
No.55163
I want to get laid
No.55164
Please send pussies to me I leave door open yes?
No.55165
Where to talk at then i don't really want to shout
No.55168
>>55164Fantastic english.
No.55170
Do not interact with 4chonners. Keep it strictly to this board and nothing more. They're terrible people who will fuck your shit up, give you unsolicited advice, dox you, bully you, make your life hell, ect. You all have been warned.
No.55204
Someone knock at my door 😉 I'm open all night 😇
No.55212
>>55210I didn't hear anything 🤨
No.55217
>>55213I ain't clickin that.
No.55241
>>55234I shook a magic 8ball and it said- you're gay.
No.55245
I bought some new jeans the other a true carrot fit, very nice cut, they will look great with the black captoe boots i have, they came stitch rolled at the hem which i cut, they're nice and soft like a brushed cotton twill, they have a reasonable crotch and they taper very nicely with a good structured stack that goes all the way to past the knee, they have a pleat in the waist which will help with sitting down comfort, the pockets are side slit pockets, not the traditional top in pockets you'd get with traditional denim pants, paid tenner for them from tkmaxx
No.55248
>>55246Avid needs to suck your cock.
No.55265
Divine
Wonderful
Awesome
Romantic
Fabulous
No.55279
The electric went out still waiting on it coming back it's like that one episode of rosanne when they have the thunderstorm
No.55295
>>55279I liked rosanne. Pure h'white show with 0% niggers.
No.55299
>>55295It's full of jews though. When I was young two word summed up that show in my mind: 'boring' and 'fat'.
No.55301
>>55299>JewsYou mean H'white people?
>boring>fatFamily friendly show for all ages, no cussing, no smut, no niggers...
Relax degenerate. Your porn isn't going anywhere. Yikes.
No.55310
>>55295>>55301Roseanne is literally Jewish
>>55299heh
No.55314
>>55310>Roseanne is literally JewishLooks h'white to me. They didn't go to synagogue and kiss mezuzahs before entering each room on the show, so...
No.55316
>>55310>Roseanne is literally JewishLooks h'white to me. They didn't go to synagogue and kiss mezuzahs before entering each room on the show, so...
>Im talking strictly about the characters on the show and not the actual people, retards. No.55317
>>55314>>55315her character is canonically half jewish
No.55319
>>55317I have never followed the backstory and lore of the show.
No.55484
blerg update i am chill playing skyrim, bought it the other day, only played it for 5 minutes previously l, good game so far, just learning the basics
No.56111
Farted
No.56575
>>56574Cia glow niggers.
Apparently saying the word nigger is considered "racebating".
