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 No.92661[View All]

Nu blog soyim

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 No.93728

>>93719
that's because youre not saying anything worth replying to

 No.93729

>>93728
Then don't reply at all, retard.

 No.93733

>>93729
then say something interesting retard

 No.93749

>>93729
>>93733
Save it for the heckin' globalists, rarts!

 No.93772

>>93733
So you like texts you find worthless, and now you're telling me that you ignore the texts you find to be of interest? What the heck is your problem?

 No.93782

>>93772
I pissed onside my curtains and stuffed a paving slab into a cheese grater

 No.93790

>>93772
Fake avid.

>>93782
Real avid.

 No.93849

>>93733
Something interesting retard

 No.93868

inpiss and shiye

 No.93965

Almost walked into an Asian girl. She was with a guy. It's pretty ridiculous how bad and particularly how innately bad Asian "spacial awareness" or whatever u call it is. She was like getting close to 2 metres or something before she realized her not-very-smart ass was walking right into me. Basically I saw her a mile off and had to change my direction and she just kept walking straight for me almost until she hit me.

 No.94011

>>93550
>>93556
Turns out he really is a soyboy. Tweet from him defending the addition of a pronoun option to RuneScape.
https://nigger.poast.org/J1mmyRS/status/1824177532826161182

 No.94012

Theory: As a general practice detectives sometimes fabricate evidence to pretend they solved a case that's gone cold in order to look good for their job.

 No.94013

>>94012
They already solve less than half of violent cases officially (and they're probably already fudging the books from there in order to keep the public's faith in law enforcement bodies above zero).

 No.94014

Kept getting called to take a healthcare survey. They finally sent me a letter offering to give me a $10 gift card to Walmart if I participate LOL. Solicitors can eat shit.

 No.94016

>>94013
Perhaps. I was contemplating this after hearing stories about how some CRAZY ONE-IN-A-MILLION CHANCE COINCIDENCE leads to solving a case, and how conveniently the perp is usually already dead. There's also "parallel construction" where they often discover something by unlawful means and then fabricate a story about how they found evidence to cover their ass(and usually not to "throw off suspects" like they claim).

 No.94019

>>94014
>$10
That's practically an insult.

 No.94020

>>94019
It doesn't cost much to bribe normoids. Look at how many of them got the jab for a 25 cent donut.

 No.94042

>>94019
I kinda want to call and hassle them to offer me more money then decline and tell them to commit suicide regardless of what their final response is just because they called daily for two weeks straight then dangled a fucking Walmart gift card in front of me like that will make me bite. Stupid niggers should've taken the hint after a few days of me not answering the phone.

 No.94082

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So for the last few months I've managed to land a cakewalk of a job as a night shift security guard for an empty warehouse. I literally get paid to do absolute nothing but watch youtube videos. Naturally, I can't have one good thing without another bad thing happening, so my jackass of a landlord raised rent another $100. But seeing as I'm still making bank I'll hopefully FINALLY be able to leave this fuckfaced boomer behind and find a cheaper place closer to the job while I try to pull things back together. Amazon is garbage, btw. Bought three things from there and none of them what were advertised on the site. Awful.

 No.94093

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>>94082
>so my jackass of a landlord raised rent another $100.
The meme is real.

 No.94107

>>94082
>Amazon is garbage

More expensive than walmart and similar stores now too. Only real advantage is you don't have to be around hordes of normies to do your shopping I guess.

 No.94110

>>94107
Walmart delivers to your house, same-day, no delivery fee, for only 13 dollars a month now.

 No.94112

>>94110
Had bad experiences ordering online from walmart.

 No.94115

>>94112
Really? They sometimes fuck up, but I just end up getting a bunch of stuff for free when they do.

 No.94117

>>94115
The last couple times I tried to order anything my stuff didn't show up. They just kept sending notices it was "delayed" every day for nearly 3 weeks, and then refunded me. Meanwhile I was sitting around the house waiting for this shit to show up instead of doing something productive because if I'm not waiting at the door when the mailman shows up the hordes of homeless niggers will snatch the parcel off my doorstep in 0.2 seconds.

With amazon at least 90% of my orders show up and if there is a cancellation they're timely about informing me about it.

 No.94164

Every amazon deliverypeasant I've seen for the past five years has been a nog

 No.94170

>>94164
cry about it spergoid

 No.94181

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>>94164
Avid orders girl clothes from there and then invites the men into his home (and into his ass!)

 No.94185

>>94181
says the retard who obsessively brings up gay shit, unprompted, in disgusting detail no less

 No.94193

>Extremely minor social victory happens
>OMG WE ARE SO BACK! NEVER MIND THAT REPUBLICANS IN 2024 ARE STILL WAY MORE CUCKED THAN DEMOCRATS WERE IN 2008!

 No.94194

>>94193
My daughter got raped and murdered in a cornfield by an illegal but I can't stop eating these delicious tacos.

 No.94195

>>94194
Valid tbh. Tacos are delicious.

 No.94296

Today was my Thanksgiving, seeing as it was best for the family to be able to get together. It was surprisingly civil. The only issue was when a sibling's baby found its way to a shitty Santa decoration that was low enough to grab. This thing had bells glued to it and the baby was able to snatch one off. Despite my sibling being the closest one to the baby, it was my old man who was the first to shoot up and grab it before the baby could shove it in its mouth. Then when I went to move the decoration out of reach, my sibling got riled up that I was taking away the baby's plaything. Talk about unfit parent. These people, I don't understand it. I don't get this generational damage that keeps parents from trying to make sure their kids don't kill themselves.

 No.94321

Got a water filter the other day, and went to install it but literally EVERY fucking valve in this stupid house is seized tight because of hard water. I can't turn the water off to install it.

Quite a conundrum. I have some ideas but they're all jank as hell.

 No.94330

>>94321
spray valve stem with wd40, put on rubber glove for better friction and if you still can't turn clockwise with your hand then gently use a wrench or plier depending on type of valve, be prepared to turn off main water supply valve first assuming that one isn't stuck if worst happens

 No.94331

>>94330
Main water supply is stuck too which is the root of this issue LOL. I'm worried about damaging the valve if I wrench on it too hard.

I tried applying some channel locks to one of the stuck valves in the bathroom, thinking I could just install the filter there instead, but the chinktonium valve handle snapped in half with the slightest bit of torque. No leak thankfully.

My current plan is to get an adaptor for the aerator and install the filter from there. I intend to move out of this shithole in 6 months and take my filter with me so it's all temporary anyways.

 No.94346

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What annoys me is how normies still say with a straight face that first world countries aren't corrupt but third world countries are.

No, you fucking idiot. The difference is that _you_ don't have enough money to bribe a cop in America due to his salary and the country's cost of living (it needs to be at least 6 figures for him to consider it worth the risk, not $100 which doesn't even cover 1/10th of a studio apartment's rent in a shithole town) whereas you can with a Mexican, Moldovan or Cambodian cop because their salary is low enough for them to believe it to be worth it. Everyone has a price, _you_ just can't afford it, only oligarchs and corporations in America can, and you're just too naive and brainwashed by patriotardism (state propaganda) to see it.

 No.94347

>>94346
True.

 No.94356

>>94346
it's to be expected of a nation built on an Indian burial ground

 No.94419

>>94296
>I don't get this generational damage that keeps parents from trying to make sure their kids don't kill themselves.
I guess it's an over-correction after witnessing what helicopter parenting did to zoomers.

 No.94429

bought a 65% mechanical keyboard today, not sure if I like it over my generic microsoft membrane

 No.94433

Made some great cookies. Maybe the nicest I've ever had. Really fluffy texture.

https://www.lifeasastrawberry.com/butterless-chocolate-chip-cookies/

These guys. I ran out of butter so I used the recipe on a whim but it turned out really good.

 No.94434

>>94433
cookies are shit

 No.94454

>>94434
You like eating shit though avid.

 No.94466

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Why is every h'white country eager to flood in Indian men (LEGALLY)?

Finland has a >7% unemployment rate. Why do they "need more young preople to join the labour market"?

 No.94468

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 No.94469

>>94466
The corpos have decided that jeets are better slaves. They're smart enough to work effectively but too stupid to ask too many questions, or get ideas in their heads about "labour rights" or unions. They're criminals, but they tend to be con artists and white collar criminals rather than jihadists or gas station robbers. They're incredibly materialistic, and constantly bling themselves out with new cars and gadgets and stuff which increases the GDP. Finally, india is such a shithole that they're basically all desperate to leave, so you have a captive workforce since you hold their work visa and they wouldn't dream of just flying home.

I think the idea is modelled after the UAE. Actual arab people are a massive minority in their own country, and most jobs are done by jeets hired (trafficked) under extremely abusive systems.

 No.94471

>>94454
says the retard who obsessively brings up gay shit, unprompted, in disgusting detail no less

 No.94490

>>94466
place i worked for has no written business requirements, that is, a specification for customer db data and a reference for input validation, so many prod. accounts are certainly broken 100%. midmgrs changed every mo or so and really tried to avoid that conversation cuz the stakeholders they serve are big tardbabies who'd never acknowledge long term need for technical standards or anything like that.
businesses who flaunt about excellence are addicted like crack to total shit hackjob done in a day & will turn their heads the other way with the full force of a hydraulic press if it turns out the unit of whatever appears to cost almost nothing.

 No.94495

>>94490
>we bout them humanrights and xcellence n sheeit but this complete piece of shit made by 1$ scab labor just soo goooood *zesty niga dance*



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