No.77267
Gators are BASED and GREENPILLED though
No.77268
>>77266Damn. What was the job? Whyād you get fired?
No.77269
>jacking off to sc*t porn
I think I found your problem, hoping this was just some sort of expression for general lethargy or something heh
No.77270
>>77267Are they based enough not to kill me for standing too close to a pond, or would doing that be more based?
>>77268See here:
>>74890 No.77288
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lolā¦as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^ā¦ im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lolā¦neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ heheā¦toodles!!!!!
No.77295
>>77269>>jacking off to sc*t pornwhere did you even pull this stupid fucking sentence from
No.77325
>>77320I always make sure to practice my NEL whenever possible.
No.77359
>>77320I'm literally a neet that lives in a schoolbus
No.77361
>>77325NEL is an acronym for nigger erection licking.
No.77363
>>77319Smiley smoking meth and having sex with prostitutes in dumpsters for 1 Canadian penny a sesh is truly NAT SOC and red pilled!!! Hitler smoked meth and fucked whores! Smiley is truly this timelines Hitler. Will smiley shoot himself in the head with a gun just like adolf?-...stay tuned for the next episode of 4chon and find out!!
No.77367
>>77365Excuse (you). You're the real schizo. Maybe if you cry hard enough, avid will suck (you) off. Follow your dreams and let avid find (you). (you)'re gay. Accept it.
No.77372
>>77371You're a nigger and belong in the trash.
No.77373
>>77371Hypothetically let's say that board you're talking about is made. How is your delusional idea of how the rest of the chon going to be?
No.77374
>>77372That's the point, there is no /trash/.
>>77373H'what?
No.77377
>>77374Hypothetically board is made. Selected people segregated and contained on containment board not allowed to interact with the other parts of the site. How do you Invision the rest of the website will look "cleaned up"?
No.77427
>>77381Okay smiley. I'm sure HDV will give you a private board, where it's just you posting nonsense all alone and by yourself. He always does give you one. You're his golden child, after all.
People check in from time to time and skim over what you're doing. Greatful to not be you. Feeling better about themselves with every glace. Having their self esteem boosted. You're our 4chon CWC.
No.77428
This faggot asking for a personal board sounds like some fat, female, low-level government-employed busybody.
No.77429
>>77428Smiley always requests his own board. Always.
No.77432
>>77429Sometimes he requests more than one and on multiple websites too. His autismo power levels are off the charts.
No.77565
remote came today for the CRT, it works, picture is now fixed and not dark
No.77567
>messaged someone on shitbook marketplace about an xbox 360
>still no reply 5 days later
why do people do this
No.77572
>>77567Forgot or too lazy to update the page. Ebay is the only site where private sellers haven't screwed me yet.
No.77580
>>77572they would receive notifications though surely
No.77597
We should have /trash/ as the only board tbh
No.77608
Nvm I like /trash/ better than /schizo/, latter is probably too confusing
See even LN agrees
>>77597 we need a /trash/ board, where there's 1 page only with like up to 5~10 max threads (so it doesn't rival /lounge/ for actual discussion)
Low effort throwaway threads like below would be perfect for /trash/
>>77598>>77588>>77607I could probably bring Smiley back too, a couple of his complaints of /lounge/ was that threads lasted too long and he prefers them to be temporary (or easily deleteable, which isn't fair to people who make replies), another was that he wants the option to spam as much as he wants in a thread without getting banned.
No.77625
Really confused by this "person".
https://www.xvideos.com/models/mia-cheers1#_tabVideosLooks so much like a tranny but "she" is Russian, young and has a really well done vaj, if she/it is actually a man.
No.77628
>>77608>I could probably bring Smiley backPlease don't. Implying he ever actually left.
No.77630
I'm not looking forward to Easter at all. It's going to be awful. I know it's going to be awful. Every time I see those people they're all worse than the last I left them. But my nephew turned 13 and I want to give him a pocket knife for his birthday. BUT I also know his dumb fuck land manatee WHORE of a mother will take it away from him because my brother doesn't have a spine to stand up against her CUNT ways.
No.77636
>>77630'member i was chopping wood with an axe when i was like 10 mum was too busy to care (also managed to scuff my hand that way in my very first attempt at like 7)
>a noifis the mum worried hes gonna cut off his weak pasty completely sheltered fortnite tiktok timmy hotdog fingers or are the adults there in general worried of kids listening to ape tapes ending up collecting hats & sneakers, and persuaded into "thug hussle" as in committing (accidentally) very lethal violence with their cool noif over 50$ worth of weed? do they have still have classes where they work with sharp tools, lathes etc?
No.77638
>>77636(seen teenagers being persuaded into doing criminal shit that would fuck over the rest of their lives e.g. robberies over negligible amounts of money or access to drugs, i would not be surprised of a parent in an urban area being paranoid of that)
No.77640
>>77638We're they of the dark-skinned variety?
No.77700
I keep thinking about this woman my cashier girl wtf. Taking her to Crescent. Riding waves. It must happen. I am so drawn to her even though she's not perfect. Damnit!
No.77716
>>77700Dude youāve been on about this bitch for years. Shit or get off the pot. Make youāre move or move on
No.77749
>>77700bro you're 33 and she's 19, there's no way she's not going to think you're a pedophile, just give up
No.77857
>>77716Gross phrase but I will, asked some other cashier about when she works and I'm planning to find her in a morning shift, tell her how I feel about her, ask her when she finishes and ask her to come with me to a cafe when she finishes. All or huge amount of my approach anxiety is gone and I'm just calculating what to do with her now.
>>7774934 and 18 or 19 but we'll see
This recent Sat I was planning to get up to do what I described above ^ but couldn't get up in time (also learned the cafe wasn't open etc) and I was thinking about her so much I had these benzo dreams in which I was with her. These dreams in which my sleep was broken so I kept waking up and going back into the same or a similar dream. It was happening to the point where I losing the ability to discern where I actually was with her - whether she knows how I feel about her or not, but I feel like something has shifted in the universe and now she knows and is waiting for me.
This is good anyway whatever happens, I feel more of an impetus to approach more women, I feel like I'm building up a platter of women who are interested in me, whether that's really true or not (but I FEEL it!!).
No.77859
>>77749My 60 year old dad almost left my stepmom over an 18 year old redheaded girl that wanted to run away with him and marry him. I told him he should have went for it
No one gives a fuck about age except for old hags
No.77871
>>77857That poor cashier's going to wind up in your freezer.
No.77874
>>77857Don't ask her at the til, it's an instant put on the spot, ask a coworker if she has IG or some shit
>>77859that's weird as fuck
>>77871lel
No.77887
>>77874I'll ambush her in an aisle, she's there more than half the time anyway
No.77940
Easter turned out to be pretty okay. My nephew is turning out to actually be kinda based. Unfortunately, he's in a /pol/tard phase. Tried to convince me that Biden was born in Ukraine because he read it online. Still better than being a FAGGOT.
No.77951
Making your website or product broken or inoperable is never a good April Fools' "joke."
No.78005
>>77968lots of inbreeding
anglo genes select for sociopathy
No.78010
>>78005I'm Anglo and not a sociopath, stay wrong
No.78075
>>77940Internet politics enthusiasts mimicking nonsense they heard from facebook boomers once again.
No.78281
G-d must be punishing me for doing drugs. 3 weeks in a row I haven't been able to get up to ask out my cashier girl. Even though I've been a drug free junkie for 6 days. My sleep cycle is too off, I'll sleep for 3 hours and then be awake for 6 then sleep another 3 but then sleep 6 later.
Otherwise I'm very tempted to bite the bullet and move out, I'd probably lose 8-10k a year from my ssvings/investments but living with my mum and brother with all their communication problems is such a pain. There'd also be good reasons to avoid drugs if I lived close to the city too, e.g. I would legitimately proudly slay a bit whether it be ostensibly real I.e. White women, or easy Asians and mystery meat
No.78284
>>78281You're not "drug free" after only 6 days, try 3 months.
No.78290
>>78284shut the fuck up retard, he hasn't taken drugs in 6 days, he literally has been drug free for 6 days
No.78292
Switched to Brave. Had a couple deal-breaker bugs a few years ago last time I tried it (e.g. clicking a tab would randomly open it as a window), hopefully they're fixed now. Firefox has no respect for the user's computer. If I close tabs, it should release the memory back to the operating system so other programs can use it (or so Firefox itself won't slow down by resorting to using virtual memory instead of RAM by swapping to the HDD/SSD like crazy). It doesn't.
You can try for yourself:
Monitor memory usage in task manager, open 15 Firefox tabs of youtube.com, then close all tabs leaving one blank tab remaining, and for good measure go to about:memory and click "GC", "CC" and "Minimize memory usage". It won't give you back most of the memory, it'll maybe give you back a few percentage points but that's it.
Do the same ting for Brave. In my case it gave back almost all my memory back after closing all the tabs.
This has been brought up countless times over the past years but the response you'll get from either the Firefox shills or Firefox employees is either "RAM is cheap, bruh, just buy more RAM" (which isn't a valid argument because even with 128GB of RAM, Firefox will end up using more than half of that after leaving it on long enough) or "unused RAM is wasted RAM" which is A) not a valid excuse when Brave runs perfectly fine AND gives me back my memory, and B) is a statement as logical as "trans women are women."
https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=1362767https://www.reddit.com/r/firefox/comments/q4ubdx/firefox_and_memory_my_god_how_to_force_ff_to/https://www.reddit.com/r/firefox/comments/87f4ms/anyone_else_notice_that_firefox_doesnt_let_go_of/https://www.reddit.com/r/firefox/comments/12q6m1z/firefox_hoarding_massive_amount_of_memoryram/https://www.reddit.com/r/firefox/comments/5pc8ug/firefox_memory_never_seems_to_drop_with_tab_close/https://www.reddit.com/r/firefox/comments/7h2b5k/how_can_you_release_memory_after_closing_tabs/Nevermind Mozilla being a totally corrupt literal DEI/ESG organization, barely being financially propped up by Google to prevent anti-trust lawsuits by the EU, a shell of its former self after their ouster of founder Brendan Eich who's now the CEO of Brave.
https://lunduke.locals.com/post/4387539/firefox-money-investigating-the-bizarre-finances-of-mozillahttps://lunduke.locals.com/post/5053290/mozilla-2023-annual-report-ceo-pay-skyrockets-while-firefox-marketshare-nosediveshttps://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2020/08/firefox-maker-mozilla-lays-off-250-workers-says-covid-19-lowered-revenue/https://www.movieguide.org/news-articles/mozilla-ceo-calls-for-increased-censorship-we-need-more-than-deplatforming.htmlhttps://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=38795308https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=38849580 No.78307
>>78306> I currently need to slay the caffeine demonI'm trying this again. It's been 2 days. I must stay the course, no matter how constipated I get.
No.78329
>>78292Have you tried Librewolf? Its nice
No.78365
>>78329It's just firefox.
No.78366
What is the secret ingredient in your sweet ass custard?
No.78403
Fuck off youtube stop recommending me Lex Fridman
Reminded me to install BlockTube
No.78404
>>78403I can't stand that fucking retard
No.78478
>>78306You might say I went a bit overboard...
>>78292I've been considering Brave.
No.78483
>>78478you fixing to meet the hatman?
No.78485
>>78484traumatised by DPH and you go out and buy a bag full?
No.78490
>>78478I have a list of things to make Brave tolerable
Themehttps://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/classic-blue-theme-back-t/jammgopjmlachkjhifkdjccbphdcapei(or whatever your personal preference is)
brave://settings/getStartedā¢ Set On Startup to Open the New Tab page, set New tab page shows Blank page
brave://settings/appearanceā¢ Turn on Show home button, set your favorite homepage
ā¢ Turn on Use wide address bar
ā¢ Set Show bookmarks to Never (use the bookmarks button or menu instead)
ā¢ Turn off: Show Brave News button, Show Brave Rewards button, Show Sidebar button, Show autocomplete suggestions in address bar (optional, I dislike this)
brave://settings/shieldsā¢ Turn off Show the number of blocked items on the Shields icon
brave://settings/privacyā¢ Turn off: Allow privacy-preserving product analytics (P3A), Automatically send daily usage ping to Brave, Automatically send diagnostic reports
ā¢ Turn off Private window with Tor (unless you really want it. Tor is slow and I'd rather use Tor Browser for this)
brave://settings/securityā¢ Turn on Use secure DNS, set to Add custom DNS service provider, set URL to
https://dns.adguard-dns.com/dns-querybrave://settings/leo-assistantā¢ Turn off: Show Leo icon in the side bar, Show Leo in the context menu on websites
brave://settings/searchā¢ Set search engine to Google (choose based on personal taste)
ā¢ Turn off improve search suggestions (optional, I find this annoying)
brave://settings/extensionsā¢ Turn off WebTorrent (you should use your own torrent software, not this)
brave://settings/paymentsā¢ Turn off: Save and fill payment methods (optional), Allow sites to check if you have payment methods saved (optional)
brave://password-manager/settingsā¢ Turn off Offer to save passwords (optional)
brave://settings/systemā¢ Turn on Memory Saver (important!)
brave://flags/ā¢ Disable the following: Enable Brave Rewards VBAT notices, Enable Brave Wallet, Enable experimental Brave VPN
brave://extensions/ā¢ Install uBlock Origin
https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/ublock-origin/cjpalhdlnbpafiamejdnhcphjbkeiagmā¢ Turn on Allow in Private, Allow access to file URLs
ā¢ in Extension options, in filter lists, turn on: EasyList/uBO - Cookie Notices, Adguard/uBO - Cookie Notices, EasyList - Annoyances, AdGuard - Annoyances, uBlock filters - Annoyances
ā¢ Install Reddit load images directly
https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/reddit-load-images-direct/fpimmmjbglpnlpbfikgekaaeinminoloā¢ Turn on Allow in Private
ā¢ Install Return YouTube Dislikes
https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/return-youtube-dislike/gebbhagfogifgggkldgodflihgfeippiā¢ Turn on Allow in Private
ā¢ Install BlockTube
https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/blocktube/bbeaicapbccfllodepmimpkgecanonaiā¢ Turn on Allow in Private
ā¢ Install Violentmonkey
https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/violentmonkey/jinjaccalgkegednnccohejagnlnfdagā¢ Turn on Allow in Private, Allow access to file URLs
ā¢ Install the following scripts:
https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/423851-simple-youtube-age-restriction-bypasshttps://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/491441-reddit-age-bypasshttps://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/485608-reddit-nsfw-unblurhttps://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/437359-twitter-hide-content-warning-crapā¢ Install SponsorBlock
https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/sponsorblock-for-youtube/mnjggcdmjocbbbhaepdhchncahnbgoneā¢ Turn on Allow in Private
ā¢ Go to Extension options
ā¢ In Behavior, set Unpaid/Self Promotion to Disable, Exclusive Access to Disable, Highlight to Disable, turn off Show an icon when a video is entirely an advertisement, turn off Show labels on video thumbnails as well, set Minimum duration (seconds) to 4, turn off Refetch Segments On New Videos
ā¢ In Interface, turn off all of these: Show Notice After A Segment Is Skipped, Show Category Help, Show Buttons On YouTube Player, Keep Skip To Highlight Button On Player, Show Info Button On YouTube Player, Allow Scrolling To Edit Times, Show Time With Skips Removed.
ā¢ In Interface, turn on all of these: Hide prompts about new features, Hide Donation Link, Hide options not available without extra payment
ā¢ In Keyboard shortcuts, unbind all shortcuts
ā¢ In Miscellaneous, turn off Enable Skip Count Tracking, Store segment downvotes
ā¢ In Miscellaneous, click Save
No.78494
I planted some kumquat trees in my yard. My mom calls them "lumquats", but I don't think that's a thing.
No.78507
>>78504Yeah that's what people probably think every time they hear it.
No.78523
>>78504Sounds delicious!!!
No.78527
>>78494lumquats are a type of lychee
>>78507>>78523lmao
No.78551
I got fired from the alligator farm because I took a day off to go to an interview for another job. How do KIKES expect you to work 5 days a week and get anything else done? Nothing operates on the weekends.
No.78557
>>78555what is a chandela
No.78561
>>78557Untouchable caste. Literal meaning is dog-eater
No.78564
>>78561sounds elitist and cringe, something a nepo kid dressed in tom ford would say at a golf club
No.78580
stupid weed smoking neighbours are really pissing me off now, I'm sick of the smell of weed, it builds up over time because my front door isn't airtight and it leaks in, I don't fucking smoke it so then why do I have to smell it all the time, I hope they get raided, useless lazy bastards can't bring themselves to smoke out the window or go outside to do it
No.78602
>>78580I hope you get accidentally hot boxed.
No.78604
>>78580Gross. Potheads are disgusting.
No.78605
>>78376She's old as fuck now bruh.
Doesn't look as bad as you'd expect.
No.78650
https://goodbye.frenschan.org/Frenschan is over. That was quick, I though it was only really up for like a year and a half to 2 years.
No.78658
>>78292Back to Firefox. Youtube stutters like crazy on Brave, especially 60 FPS videos, but it even stutters on 360p. Unacceptable. And the devs play dumb and act like it's a (You) problem instead of a problem with their browser. Problem doesn't exist in Firefox or any other Chromium variant. But in all other Chromium-based browsers I can't disable showing history when typing on the URL bar which I find annoying enough to be a deal-breaker. I will have to close Firefox more often to deal with their memory-hogging philosophy which is annoying but it is what it is.
>>78650Not surprising. Saw their admin and whatever staff they had were pretty much checked out, ignored my suggestions and fixes (e.g. rangebanning the CP spammer to lower his frequency).
Also the admin paid $170 per month for his site, with $99 of it being for a dedicated server. That's complete lunacy. You don't need a $99 dedicated server to run vichan.
https://web.archive.org/web/20240301173431/https://www.frenschan.org/donate.htmlAnd you can see on the front page the site only used 35GB of storage.
https://web.archive.org/web/20240301173214/https://www.frenschan.org/HDV will also get tired of 4chon eventually and shut it down, but cost is not likely to be a primary reason because this runs perfectly fine (and can handle many more boards and other shit if needed) on a $4/mo VPS with 160GB storage (so $48/yr plus tax) plus $25/yr for ".me" domain renewal (which is a huge rip-off, told HDV to migrate to a cheaper domain but he refuses). And you don't need DDoS protection unless you're Kiwi Farms or an important organization, just rate-limit your shit in nginx.
No.78662
>>78658>You don't need a $99 dedicated server to run vichan.No, you don't. Not for a site that size.
Probably just pocketing the money.
No.78664
>>78662Nah the admin's just tech & financially illiterate.
No.78669
>>78664my fart shit smell was very intricate and pungy
No.78670
>>78669i fard n it smell of shit
i shidded my pants
No.78672
>>78670cool I wish that I shit my pants sometimes
No.78674
>>78670Why are gays always into scat, Avid?
No.78677
>>78676I don't know ask
>>78517 No.78714
>Love this video. The mom is managing it all with great joy. There is such elegance in her appearance, presence, the joy of making cookies for her and her little daughter. The baby is wrapped around her, no problem rolling the cookie out, humming a song, putting them in the oven and then Mama has the perfect size gram cracker to dip in the milk, the eye to eye joyful agreement that this is so good. The simplicity
of the house, the pictures on the wall, its a house where people live, enjoy life not a show room. White
cupboards with a white vase, with white flowers, the piles gray stairs with staggered gray framed pics
as one assends. The Mama and daughter savoring the cookies d e l i c I o u s
No.78716
>>78714This is what they took from you.
No.78726
>>78724That ain't the DXM anthem
The dog bark at the beginning and the grunts really make it.
This is quality African-American musical ability, true wordsmiths and word-weavers:
Arf! Arf!
Yeah, uh, yeah, yeah, uh
Yeah, don't get it twisted
This rap shit is mine, motherfucker
It's not a fuckin' game, fuck what you heard (grr)
It's what you hearin' (what you hearin')
It's what you hearin' (listen)
It's what you hearin' (listen)
It's what you hearin' (listen)
The girl will need to forgive me later, I actually had to take a few Ket bumps to counter her power. Like a year ago when I was trying to talk to her she PARALYSED me with her power - her beauty and youth and virility. I'm of two minds about using Ket but desperate times ~
No.78727
>>78726I actually mean/meant that she paralysed me every single time I went to try and talk to her. Then we had that little interaction where I asked her if she went to schoolies and she blushed hard right then and there and told me she was 17. SHIT that must've been 2022 as she's in uni now.
No.78728
>>78674I don't know, ask your dad he should know
No.78730
>>78726This is another song I put on my mixtape to blast outside her home!
No.78734
>>78732>t-lowlmfao what a self-own
No.78767
I sleep a lot better after quitting caffeine. Don't feel like I got hit by a truck when I try to get out of bed either.
No.78768
>>78721>>78731Well? What happened? Did you do it?
No.78777
>>78768Didn't go. I want to try catch her on a weekday morning shift when the cafes are open. Because I think asking her to dinner after a night shift is too much. Also I think she finishes her night shifts around closing at like 7-8pm anyway, I suspect her parents wouldn't want her to be around the area that late at night.
No.78778
>>78777It might be a sign from god you should try to find a girl closer to your age
No.78779
>>7877816yrs old is my minimum. I need to befriend her father so that he'll give me his daughters hand in marriage. We'll be gifted a farm from elon musk after I send him a request and the rest will be in the history books. Btw we'll be going to mars. Smell ya later normie!!
No.78780
>>78775I was too much of a pussy. I will admit. Maybe next time or the time after that time... I'll do it. I'm bound and determined. Still a better story than twilight.
No.78781
>>78778If by god you mean the flying spegetti monster, yes.
No.78782
>>78775I never fail. I never give up. Quitting is for losers and I'm no loser! I'm a winner!
No.78783
What's with all the glow niggers?
No.78785
>>78783it's foky being le edgelord, he's/b/ brained and beyond saving, textbook satanist
No.78801
>>78778My new spycam just arrived yesterday. Perhaps that's what G-d was waiting for. PEOPLE MUST SEE MY WOLRD
>>78779This, except space is fake and gay and life off-Earth would be hellish if it were even possible like the electric space man says it could be
No.78802
>>78801>My new spycam just arrived yesterday. Perhaps that's what G-d was waiting for. PEOPLE MUST SEE MY WOLRDI look forward to the cringe encounters
No.78808
>>78802By some miracle it actually seems to work, and decently too except it has some yellow tinge and doesn't record audio (but no matter I can do that with my phone).
No.78812
>>78808Good shit nigger, get some approaches uploaded
No.78821
>>78812I'll try, the girl wasn't at the supermarket today
No.78830
>>78812Actually it's not discreet enough lol
Damn
No.78831
>>78830It would be entertaining, but it's probably a bad idea anyway.
No.78895
I made an easily taxable sum of money on Venmo selling some old crap last year, but they haven't prepared any tax information for me. Normally this would be based (and still might be) but I feel like I want it on my record for business profit/loss and there's no way I could have put several thousand dollars in my account without the Jews being aware of it in either case. Related: Venmo's transaction history is a joke and can only be viewed one month at a time. What f*cking r*tarded pajeet can't make a table with a date range?
Yeah dude, thanks for giving me the ability to download the .csv spreadsheet file for the 3 transactions I made this month. I'm really looking forward to going down the line like that 12 times, combing this trash website or my phone for each transaction and writing them on a sticky note. Ah hell nah.
No.78896
I mean, if I could just say I lost "$x,xxx" to contractors (which is true) and made $0 I'd do it, but those thousands of dollars I'd made last summer selling stuff via an easily traceable normgroid service probably needs to be accounted for somewhere even if I ultimately spent much more than I gained.
No.78897
>>78895>but I feel like I want it on my record for business profit/loss and there's no way I could have put several thousand dollars in my account without the Jews being aware of it in either case.I'm sure it's on record, but you aren't noteworthy enough to audit.
No.78901
>>78306>I currently need to slay the caffeine demonPaging for an update
No.78903
>switch a website from a meme tld to a common tld
>jeet bots immediately begin to defecate in the search indexed email inbox ' j. doe singh poo sir Re: Inquery web Higher-traffick development srevices .??'
FUCK
No.78907
>found 23g of weed
>I don't smoke weed
>I can't find anyone to sell it to
>my flat stinks of weed and its depressing me
No.78909
>>78901I've gone down from two cups of coffee a day to one. Currently it's just 7 teaspoons of instant coffee after I awaken in the morning. I'll drop to 4 in a week or two, then 2, then 1 etc.
Slow, smooth departure
No.78916
>>78909Where did you find that pic of a man
No.78917
>>78910Same. Haven't done drugs in 2 days. Well.it was actually Monday and now it's Weds so... however long that is :)
No.78918
>>78909>7 teaspoons what the fuck? how fucked is your diet if you need 7 fucking teaspoons of coffee in the morning?
No.78919
>>78917Good shit m, drugs are disgusting
No.78931
>>78918That's somewhere around standard energy drink size
>>78916XD
No.78935
>>78931imagine needing any kind of energy drink
No.78938
>>78937shut up retard none of that shit is true
No.78946
>>78937Millions of years ago this little freak's ancestors would've hunted us down.
No.78983
>>78982Maybe? I don't doubt your appraisal. (oven went off as i read your appraisal). I never watched Pakman either, it's clearly not the arcade game that I previously loved. Probably anything involved with this jewish asshole will be promoted to the moon for alt-"right" bitches.
No.78989
>>78970damn that was awkward, bro I mean this, leave the bitch alone, women talk, they probably all are talking about how weird you are behind your back, she essentially said buy your stuff and get the fuck out
No.78990
>>78989I think it was the 22nd of Mar when I asked the Arab girl about her, so a month ago. And then I can't even remember going to the shops for 3 weeks after that. So if the Arab girl told her I was looking to ask her out then the girl in question really probably would've been wondering wait I was waiting for.
Like I said the manager is pretty blunt so I think she would've told me directly if Sam wasn't interested. But she's a bit of a Karen too so I suspect she might've been jealous, as my girl is a babe.
So ~
>>78989> leave the bitch aloneI haven't spoken to her for months, honestly gave up on her after she told me she was vaxxed (I asked) but my interest was renewed recently while I was on DXM and LSA.
Also you sound like you're dangerously close to simping for her. She's a hot 18/19 year old she know she attracts men.
Now that I think of it, maybe the best time to ask her out might've been the one time (I think) I saw her walk to her car when her dad picked her up. Should've approached her (them both, or whoever else she was with) right then - asked her dad if I could take her out.
The story with this girl in particular might end up being tragic. I'm regretful I didn't ask her out earlier.
All that being said, next time I'll be more direct and won't ask for when a particular girl is around, I'll just wait to ambush.
No.79004
>>78990Broā¦ please just stopā¦
No.79013
>>79004If it were easy everyone would have a 16yo unvaxxed virgin tradwife
Anyway I just had successive nightmares and sleep paralysis and was either too cold or hot and felt scared that someone/something was in the room with me. It's odd. A fairly good guess it's related to yesterday, I'm paranoid the workers were trying to shield her from me now. I tried writing yesterday but it was hard I had the girl on my mind.
No.79014
>>79013And my brother got up as I was in the bathroom and told me he got woken up by a woman screaming, but it sounds like he had a nightmare too. LOL sounds symbolic for something. I wo der if this was one of those moments like where a mother wakes up because her daughter gets in a car crash half a world away things.
No.79016
>>79013>>79014Dude wtf me my wife and son had a bad time last night and have been up since 3am
Some astral fuckery is going on for sure
No.79022
>>79016I thought I was the only breeder here
No.79043
>>79013I mean I tried doing more writing work, I was butthurt I'd spent too much time getting high for no good reason and playing video games too much recently
>>79016Yeah maybe...
No.79073
>>79064>Everyone has an immigrant wifeLOL. They reap what they sow. I'm sure they've made that area a real shithole for younger people. What that guy is doing is the natural conclusion for a "diverse neighborhood". Suburban areas tend to go to total hell in general when they start expanding for "economic development". The boomers think the ideas proposed by their corrupt city council sound good at first, since they would like to have a few local worker slaves to support their old asses, but then traffic and crime go up exponentially and the city starts to approve more and more houses in your neighborhood. It's all down hill from there as your small town triples it's population within a decade, so you may as well cynically take advantage of the situation and rent out multi-level housing to shitskins like that guy is doing.
No.79131
Looks like my RAM issue has resolved itself with a Firefox update. System uptime is 2 days and RAM usage is sitting at 24% with 32gb. Before I had to restart once a day when it got to around 80-90%
No.79132
>>79073I thought you were gonna say "diversity" leads to people doing weird stuff like that glass house. Due to a loss of community values and/or coherency, homogeneity and so on.
No.79187
>>79132That much is obvious. Additionally, It's probably fitting that goy-cattle be forced to live in glass houses considering how little regard for privacy they usually have. A pod is too luxurious for the sorts of people who never think twice about their phone tracking them or letting companies collect their data.
No.79201
>>79187why do you care about tracking you a pedophile or something?
hey government, track me all you want I don't give a fuck
No.79204
kitchen sink drainage finally got clogged up with grease in a house i am renting.
i didn't fuck up, and properly disassembled and cleaned it using the sizzly toxic chemical granules instead of making a big nasty mess or leaned on breaking it and having to explain the situation to the owners. the smelly shitwater only exploded in my general direction with a burp noise when i removed the gasket friction fit pvc siphon from the pipe in the wall, the food stuffs must have been all rotting in the warm water and building up pressure in there.
No.79207
>>79204hey retard, scrape your food off into the bin before washing the plates
No.79220
Prolly not that relevant, but I still haven't updated to the Samsung galaxy 6.1 ui thingy for Samsung phones (I guess?) because it messed with the display of some devices and I didn't want to risk it and was waiting for a fix.
No.79241
>>79236
you are gay
No.79244
>>79242
you are gay
No.79249
>>79246
you are gay
No.79253
braindead prog thinks housing in EU/NA/AU are far cries from each other when compared to niggers in mud hate. 404 brain not found.
No.79256
>>79255>>79254>>79252>>79253you are gay
No.79262
>>79260
you are gay
No.79327
I want to approach some babes but my train line has trackwork (busses replace trains), its annoying so I won't go to the city. Could go to Parramatta Westfield (shopping centre, food court etc) but idk if I really want to.
Would take suggestions for places to go to meet hot babes
I'll check concert venues for concerts/events
No.79328
>>79327getting laid wont solve your problems bro
No.79349
>>79328What problems? Not sure what you mean. I love life.
No.79350
>>79349I don't have problems and because of that, there's nothing to solve.
No.79351
>>79350I just chugged a gallon of pcp.
No.79365
I now work for the post office and the city carrier's union just negotiated to increase their base pay to 27 dollars an hour. Working for the private sector is major cuckery. There are a lot of highly educated professionals who don't make that much.
No.79366
>>79365And not only is there less work load than UPS or Amazon, but it's almost impossible to get fired as long as you show up for work. A lot of boomers are retiring from USPS right now with 6 figure pensions, and now is the time to get in, I will tell you.
No.79529
Make some apathetic 9-15 y/o TikTok kids be on time and sit through several 1-3h ordinary Microsoft Teams meetings composed of neurotic 50% 22-55 y/o White beta-males and millennial bleach blonde Stacies with their 2014 wrist tattoos, and the other 50% incomprehensible Pajeets screaming over each other, to motivate the keeds in their long grind educational path towards their dreamz šš
>Please cameras on everybody
>Thanks, Mark[..]
No.79532
>>79530imagine knowing you are forced to go to school every day for more than a decade for education probably worse than some Udemy courses and YouTube videos and getting bullied even so you can sit in Teams calls with Jeets when you grow up
No.79533
>>79532to be fair that still counts as privileged idk
No.79536
>>79533What's privileged about it?
No.79537
>>79536idk making more than most wagies and getting out of bed at like 10:00 (depending on tz) and no commute
No.79555
>>79547>For some reason the temp agencies in the area haven't provided jack shitReally depends on your area. When I lived in New England in 2017 they always had work. In Florida they never have anything for some reason, and when they do they expect you to commit to a full 5-day work weak, which is not a reasonable ask when you're looking for a new job, because no one is going to interview you on a weekend.
No.79558
>>79349>>79350Damn, I don't think I've felt that way in half a decade.
No.79564
>>79547The light fades. The abyss opens up to swallow you whole. In your final moments your thoughts will be...
>if only avid was sucking my balls right now No.79568
>>79565They haven't chugged any gallons of PCP recently. That's what changed.
No.79575
>>79565Everything keeps getting worse and the things I put a lot of time and effort into never work out.
No.79576
>>79575Like what? Maybe youāre putting your effort in the wrong places.
No.79589
>>793492nd post was from a fake retard. But anyway ~
I like being young (relatively) and fit and healthy and clean and having time to do what I want and having SOME space to do what I want... Life is GREAT!
No.79599
Thinkin about going on fish tank. It might actually be perfect for me
No.79600
>>79599You are going to get bullied.
No.79601
>>79599 after the last one sam noted he is leaning towards using a pro contracting agency instead of twitter. to get the more normalfag ppl who are not ig memelords fully aware of the mde & to filter out the more unpredictable tards (background checks i guess). may have to be insistive and show them your promise now to get in there....
No.79602
Also unironically was thinking about becoming the pm of Australia and what it would be like. But I have no real contacts, don't want to work that hard, etc etc.. lol
No.79603
>>79600Hmm, I think I'm pretty tough and I like criticism. I'm hard on myself (often?).
>>79601I still only watched the 1st episode of mde lol
No.79606
>>79601>using a pro contracting agency to get more normalfag peopleso he's sold out? inb4 fishtank season whatever is a pile of shit
jet neptune is also a fag, hate that weird little yesman
No.79607
>>79602the roadmap:
1. stay completely illegally in the usa for 3-6 months and get famous being made fun of by the zoomers on fishtank (the "worst" thing is that they can deport you which would make for a funny quip) i'm sure the crew will love being able to make fun of an australian illegal
2. apply to become the pm of australia (send them a letter with your fishtank credentials or something)
No.79608
>>79606>so he's sold out? no, who knows, but maybe the problem with the s2 was that all but like one person were chan memelords already in on the joke and what level of harassment to expect and not seeing the crew so much as an authority to abide as in s1 so any thematics (e.g. the creepy 70s cult) or planned progression became irrelevant for the crew having to cater to these lazy bums to get funnies out of them not the other way around
No.79609
>>79606He is weird honestly, lel
No.79610
>>79608I did see the fat girl made to look at the wall, which was dumb of her to submit
No.79612
>>79609having an outside agency also could maybe help with risky and manic people like that chick who was suicide-baiting, then had a nervous breakdown and ended up in hospital, being more of their legal responsibility instead of the mde's
No.79613
>>79612always thought of risk if some internet fag they bring in wrote le epick manifesto before picking a noif from the kictchen and trying to kill the crew or the other members of the show to btfo the fascist chuds live before a botched seaside attempt
No.79614
>>79612I'm still not really sure what fish tank is, I mean I think the goal for the contestants is to stay in the house for as long as possible, is that right? And then they actually win money, like 10-20k or somethin? (I want more)
No.79616
>>79601What's the point of watching it then? Do they not realize unpredictable tards are what their audience wants?
No.79727
Trying to buy monero it's damn hard
No.79754
>>79740So many big exchanges have desisted it, it's annoying. Localmonero is weird I don't wanna do that. Trying kucoin
No.79755
>>79754Delisted. S23 autocorrect playing up
No.79779
>>79778someone needs to do this to goblinsaga
No.79788
Finally got monero, went thru kucoin.com but the security steps are like walking into fort Knox
>>79782He's gl, maybe even 7 or higher
No.79893
>>79385Considering they some of these guys work 6 or 7 days a week, I can see why they do.
No.79925
every other mid-day when i go for a run on the beach i see roughly the same group of healthy happy-go-lucky & good-for-them tanned adolescents who don't really seem to be there as professional athletes playing beach volleyball, makes me wonder if it's the real life where for each of them their major logistics and freight network company owning mommy & daddy have already paid off a man for their high-school and/or university automatic pass and they are "not required" to attend any of the classes for "reasons", like good for them if so.
No.79926
>>79925The beach is free. Volleyball is free. I can't imagine how buckbroken your soul is to think teenagers must be rich to enjoy the beach
No.79927
>>79926you are gay and a nigger
No.80028
>>79926more like 16 to 24 year olds, like the bit older end. on workdays, erry time, 1 to 5 pm. when majority of ppl like that are basically forced to be in school or wageslaving already to later tell journos on twitter surveying their day to day schedule that they "basically have no free time ever". had that thought after being surrounded by nouveau riche john-stupid big rooof ("make it bigger") villas from situations i'm aware of in real life pandering in general on blatant corruption, pocketing tax money, buying loicenses, imitating work, accrediting useless 4 year university degrees that are scam thought by unskilled old nobodies and not giving a shit in other economic areas and by all stratas, so how blatant can it get, heh.
you get your loicense certification education whatever by the rules through focus and time investment, planning and gradual expenditure, going places when necessary like a proper goodie two-shoes always on time "yes sir", and maybe they just buy it from some per-retirement boomer and go play vollyball, ride motorcycles or are there with their families or something, like good 4 them.
No.80145
Thinking about getting some quail, but I'm too much of a pussy to murder cute title birds on a regular basis.
No.80146
>>80145I would raise quail if I couldn't have chickens
No.80148
>>80146Funny you say that, because that's exactly why I'm considering it.
No.80197
>>80180Was about to post that
No.80215
I think I shouldn't have bit down on this canker sore. It felt pretty good, a bit masochistic, and I spat out blood after crunching down on it, but I think it made it bigger and hard to close my mouth and Mew properly. It's smaller now so I guess it's going away finally.
No.80256
Still testing the waters before I post under my real name and face. I feel destined to do it at this point. I don't want fame or attention but I know it gives my words validity and power. And it will also inspire others to speak openly.
https://twitter.com/NWEuropeanManI think the Twitter/X payment plan things are not bad. So it's like $150/year for longer posts, a checkmark, DM feature and some other features...
I THINK this kind of payment plan thing X has going on would help to reduce spam or bots or trolls but idk. This kind of thing is not really my area of interest.
No.80257
>>80256Might still get suspended of course, and the rules and regulations etc etc are obviously anti-White.
No.80258
>>80257Honestly if I were in control I'd allow full free speech ~ and then allow the authorities to investigate legitimate threats of violence and stuff like that, or doxxing. But then in a FREE, HAPPY, HEALTHY, WHITE ETHNOSTATE we would not have concerns about doxxing or free speech because we would live together in relative harmony. In fact it would be heckin' paradise imo
No.80259
>>80256the white nationalist / race realist / "groyper" industry on twitter is oversaturated at this point. your types of posts on twitter are a dime a dozen.
>>80257go on gab then, that's where milo and andrew anglin post, no censorship
No.80262
>>80259I'm not necessarily looking to build an audience, or become a politician, or a political leader... I want most of that, maybe or probably, it depends what we're talking about, but it seems to be coming with time.
I'm mostly interested in speaking my mind and communicating and receiving information from others.
And I want TRUTH, I THINK (?!). Really I think of myself mostly as a philosopher, but then also a psychonaut, though I was kinda dragged into that by or through my own addictions. I am a psychonaut really, but I still haven't taken huge amounts of psychedelics because I'm too scared and don't have the time/space/place or safety to do it, and also otherwise it can be extremely scary. I've been to hospital multiple times due to overdoses in which I either had psychological or physiological problems. I do want truth I think and the drugs bring it, or help to bring it.
Also my writing is coming along nicely, it's becoming QUALITY. I want to write a work of GOLD which will be deeply provocative, insightful, piercing, damning, explosive, electrifying... It will be QUOTABLE and allusive, referencing many works and becoming something of an instruction manual in and of itself. I am incredibly excited for about it!
Anyway otherwise I was just saying I don't intend to be original with the Twitter acc. But I do have some original thoughts it seems.
No.80263
>>80262You won't find much truth among internet politics enthusiasts.
No.80266
>>80263i farted and i found much smell
No.80278
>>80259the only audience overlap between gaypers and WN are actual retards. biggest gayper is a literal beaner who talks shit about WN. plus, twniggers arent a good slice for most movements considered to be "far-right", among many other topics.
No.80283
>>80259>groyperhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GroypersI'm sure I've heard that term for a while but that was the first time I checked the Wiki entry and really got a feel for what it referred to. I wrote Nick Fuentes off when I kept seeing his stupid facial expressions screencapped on /pol/.
No.80284
>>80263I really don't know what you mean to be saying here...
No.80296
>>80295This one drags a bit but listen from e.g. 5:00
No.80304
>>80283He hates White people and is a smug christcuck beaner. He's worthless. For all the shit he talks about jews, apparently he surrounds himself with a lot of them. Haven't cared to investigate him further since he refers to White nationalists as wiggers.
No.80306
>>80304He is a fed stooge, who let's his brown handler, Ali (Akbar) "Alexander" solicit sex from the young guys in his organization in exchange for political favors.
No.80307
>>80304I mean wypipo do kind of suck. They are Israel's staunchest defenders and the originators and enforcers of feminism, LGBTQI ideology and DEI/ESG policies (in immigration, employment, academia and advertising). And when you compare all the "white" countries combined (USA, British Commonwealth and all of Europe) they have a much lower average home ownership rate than all the "non-white" countries combined, which means wypipo are the biggest defenders (wittingly or unwittingly) of parasitic rentierism (aka feudalism with window-dressing), usury and rootless cosmopolitanism.
No.80308
>>80307And the vast majority of technological advancements came from White people. Log off and go smack rocks together.
No.80309
>>80308Industrial society and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
No.80312
>>80310What you meant is that you used to not be a retard. Technology is bad in the hands of nonwhites. The internet being far superior when mostly only White and Japanese autists used it is a great example.
No.80314
And I've already read babby's first manifesto. The kind of people I think are least deserving of genocide are groups like the Mennonites.
No.80315
>>80312Sehr gut. You Vill enjoy ze wunderbare Technologie und you Vill own Nothing und Be Happy.
No.80316
>>80315Overpopulation is the real issue.
No.80317
>>80316my insane arse expulsions
No.80322
>>80316Of non-whites, u mean. But if we controlled them it wouldn't be so big of an issue. The environmental issues they cause or bring are bad.
No.80325
>>80322Most whites are dysgenic also. I live in the deep south where blacks and spics abound. Yet the only ones that have ever given me problems are h'white karens and z*gbots
The future god-king needs to practice strong eugenics
No.80337
>>80322Of course. Whites are the global minority.
No.80783
Would be sweet if there were an uber eats for drugs. The way you go through the dnm it's like you're leaking military docs. Excuse me but NO, I just want to get high!
No.80967
So posting after 300 posts doesn't bump the thread? Testing
Honestly I've never been completely sure what "bump limit" meant or referred to.
