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new /meta/ thread
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 No.99519

>>99517
I wouldn't call shitskin pedophiles "people", no. Also,
>like a 5 year old
How many slips are we up to now? Seems like all you do is fantasize about children.

 No.99526

>>99515
Well wait if he's a power bottom, wouldn't that necessitate having a large cock? Power bottom implies he's the driving force of the scenario, doesn't it? I don't know fag lingo but I'm pretty sure that's how that works.

 No.99527

>>99526
Thrust force doesn't originate at the dick. Don't even need to have had sex at all to know that.

 No.99529

>>99527
You seem to enjoy thinking about gay sex a lot.

 No.99532

>>99529
You're the one posting about it all the time, typically involving niggers. Nice self-awareness, champ.

 No.99533

100% chance of toxoplasmosis brain between the cats and mettbrötchen

 No.99535

>>99526
It just means he's the dominant one personality wise, but he still takes it up the butt. It's like femdom.

 No.99536

>>99533
Toxoplasmosis is good. You can draw a direct correlation between cats spreading to areas and the development of higher civilization. The toxo unlocks the potential of the human brain.

About 50% of germans have it, vs like 10% of Amerigoblins.

 No.99537

>>99536
pmt if you want to gauge someone's negritude ask them what they think of cats

love cats: very civilized and autismal
meh on cats: neutral NPC
hate cats: violent retard alert

do NOT accept "I'm a dog person" as a dodge to the question

 No.99538

>>99536
>brain-eating parasites are... LE GOOD!!!11
It really seemed to help you in those big wars.
>>99537
Nowhere did I say I hate cats, ESL retard.

 No.99539

>>99537
Very true.

>>99538
>avid declares he doesn't hate cats out of nowhere, to someone who isn't replying to him
Lol. Well avid is a violent retard after all.

 No.99540

>>99539
You kvetching about your boogeyman forever thinking it will eventually turn me into him is a symptom of schizophrenia brought about by your brain parasites. So is being retarded enough to believe toxoplasmosis built civilization as a coping mechanism. Have fun dying when you get sick from anything worse than the common cold, nigger.

 No.99541

>>99538
no one accused you of anything, saar.

>>99539
avid is a remnant of the medieval peasant anglos who killed cats because they feared every one of them was a potential witches' familiar

luckily most of them died from rat-carried diseases and the surviving ailurophiles went on to conquer much of the world

 No.99543

>>99540
You managed to catch schizophrenia without any help from cats, avid. Go shake your twink ass on youtube or something.

 No.99545

>>99543
>n-no u
>another mention of boogeyman
>more faggot shit
To be expected of someone afflicted with brain-eating parasites.

 No.99565

>>99541
They've done many studies on feline control of the rodent population and they all show that cats have near zero effect on rats. They're too large, intelligent and difficult to catch. Cats prefer easier prey

In my personal experience a cat will kill 10 songbirds for every 1 mouse it catches. I like cats but they're truly cursed animals filled only with the Devil

Traps and snakes are far superior at rodent control

 No.99572

>>99565
>I like cats but they're truly cursed animals filled only with the Devil
I see the medieval peasant mentality is still alive and well on 4chon. Animal trials soon.

 No.99574

I am once again asking for /new/ to be deleted.

 No.99576

>>99574
HDV has a price. What are you offering?

 No.99577

>>99576
Avid's gorilla grip bussy.

 No.99588

>>99577 (dubba dubba dubba)
he's had it many times, m80. as has phanny, gaysatsu and learningchode

 No.99592

>>99588
Avid's frequent gay encounters have only toned the muscles of his ass for greater pleasure. If anything his ♂ muscular man masturbator ♂ is more valuable as a result.

 No.99598

>>99592
if anal sex was an olympic sport avid would be bringing gold after gold back to merry olde england

 No.99599

>>99598
Avid's mouth muscles are so strong from continuous dick sucking that he can vacuum up ants like an anteater. This is how he supplements his almost cum-exclusive diet.

 No.99604

>>99599 (double your pleasure, double your fun)
he's in the top percentage in both oral and anal skills? hatchi matchi! avid is incredible!

 No.99611

>>99604
He's certainly one of a kind.

 No.99725

Thank you for deleting schizo squiggle guys spam, mod-san.

 No.99755

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memories.. light the corners of my mind..

 No.99757

>>99755
Post your classics. Got any stee edits?

 No.99758

>>99755
>>99757
better to post it here >>38724

 No.99759

>>99758
>some dead thread that hasn't been posted in for 2 months
Lol, fuck off avid. Post them here.

 No.99765

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>>99759
It's too late.

 No.99819

>>99765
that guy is way whiter than FoKvid

 No.99881

Why can't normal/cool people find this website, it's always crazy niggas lol heh

 No.99886

>>99881
I think the crazies scare off the normal people.

 No.99889

>>99881
You are probably abnormal if you're still using backwater imageboards in 2025

 No.99898

>>99889
normies don't even use 4channel- they hear about how ebil it is from true-crime youtubers and wonder why it isn't shut down by the FBI

 No.99905

>>99898
False. 4chan is reddit 2.0. Only prime nigger-cattle could post through that captcha or actually pay for 4CHAN GOLD.

 No.99906

>>99898
A surprising number of facebook normies use the site. It's one of the hotspots for qtard boomer types.

 No.100065

I banned the retard ESL scribble poster, because he refused to learn his lesson. "Don't spam retard posts" is the only rule this site ever established come to think of it.

 No.100067

>>100065
Yeah I think by now it was the right thing to do. He had just been going around in circles with his speech patterns, would ask questions incessantly and ignore what serious suggestions/responses he'd get. Our home-grown eccentrics are grandfathered in but he'd only been around for a year or so and he didn't deserve such special treatment.

 No.100068

>>100065
perma-rangeban is excessive for HDV's indonesian drawing buddy, i would remove it and change it to 2 week rangeban then double each time
but he is ultimately HDV's problem, HDV needs to relay to his friend to limit his hobby-posting to one thread only
don't forget to put a ban reason for such bans so HDV can find it more easily or it's assumed to be a cp or floodspamming ban

 No.100069

nvm about post above, didn't see HDV's post

 No.100071

>>100067
It's hard to think of him as a real person. I wondered if he might be a bot or a troll. He never seemed to interact with the site outside of responses to his threads, and then you have cases like the anti-pony barney poster or the "I need a hot sexy girlfriend" pajeet, that may have started off as real, but then people began imitating them for laughs on various websites for example.
>>100068
I gave him 2 days, then I gave him 2 weeks, and he evaded. I'll put a reason from now on.

 No.100072

>>100071
He just spammed word salad gibberish. Could easily have been a bot.

 No.100075

>foky fucked off
>smelly showed his belly
>avid anally annihilated
>frieren fleeing
>dog destroyed
>squiggle skedattled

4chon is HEALING. We will know peace in our time.

 No.100084

>>100071
I need a hot sexy adult chinese cosplayer girlfriend plox

 No.100239

I am once again asking for /new/ to be deleted.

 No.100320

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What if there was a GAMERS ONLY imageboard that used a reaction time test as a one-time captcha. If you can't get below 300ms you are not human enough to attend heh

edit: Forgot to post le link
https://humanbenchmark.com/tests/reactiontime

>tfw pic related is about 30ms better than I usually do, admittedly. JUST

 No.100321

>>100320
It would weed out boomers like frieren which is based.



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