/lounge/ - Lounge

>>99759
It's too late.

>>99765
that guy is way whiter than FoKvid

Why can't normal/cool people find this website, it's always crazy niggas lol heh

>>99881
I think the crazies scare off the normal people.

>>99881
You are probably abnormal if you're still using backwater imageboards in 2025

>>99889
normies don't even use 4channel- they hear about how ebil it is from true-crime youtubers and wonder why it isn't shut down by the FBI

>>99898
False. 4chan is reddit 2.0. Only prime nigger-cattle could post through that captcha or actually pay for 4CHAN GOLD.

>>99898
A surprising number of facebook normies use the site. It's one of the hotspots for qtard boomer types.

I banned the retard ESL scribble poster, because he refused to learn his lesson. "Don't spam retard posts" is the only rule this site ever established come to think of it.

>>100065
Yeah I think by now it was the right thing to do. He had just been going around in circles with his speech patterns, would ask questions incessantly and ignore what serious suggestions/responses he'd get. Our home-grown eccentrics are grandfathered in but he'd only been around for a year or so and he didn't deserve such special treatment.

>>100065
perma-rangeban is excessive for HDV's indonesian drawing buddy, i would remove it and change it to 2 week rangeban then double each time
but he is ultimately HDV's problem, HDV needs to relay to his friend to limit his hobby-posting to one thread only
don't forget to put a ban reason for such bans so HDV can find it more easily or it's assumed to be a cp or floodspamming ban

nvm about post above, didn't see HDV's post

>>100067
It's hard to think of him as a real person. I wondered if he might be a bot or a troll. He never seemed to interact with the site outside of responses to his threads, and then you have cases like the anti-pony barney poster or the "I need a hot sexy girlfriend" pajeet, that may have started off as real, but then people began imitating them for laughs on various websites for example.
>>100068
I gave him 2 days, then I gave him 2 weeks, and he evaded. I'll put a reason from now on.

>>100071
He just spammed word salad gibberish. Could easily have been a bot.

>foky fucked off
>smelly showed his belly
>avid anally annihilated
>frieren fleeing
>dog destroyed
>squiggle skedattled

4chon is HEALING. We will know peace in our time.

>>100071
I need a hot sexy adult chinese cosplayer girlfriend plox

I am once again asking for /new/ to be deleted.

What if there was a GAMERS ONLY imageboard that used a reaction time test as a one-time captcha. If you can't get below 300ms you are not human enough to attend heh

edit: Forgot to post le link
https://humanbenchmark.com/tests/reactiontime

>tfw pic related is about 30ms better than I usually do, admittedly. JUST

>>100320
It would weed out boomers like frieren which is based.

Yo herr HDV, if it wouldn't be too much trouble, what do you think about creating a /spam/ board as a trial for a couple weeks? You can delete it later if you find it more trouble than it's worth

My AIPAC lobbying group (Adhd Internet Posters Awaiting Clemency) are the ones who want it the most, especially avid. Here are some of the key reasons we at AIPAC are lobbying 4chon to test out a /spam/ board:

1. Avid said he doesn't like getting his threads deleted and that /lounge/ isn't as lax as 4chon.net/r9k was, dogisaga said she finds this site too serious and left for mintboard, dwarf doesn't like being boxed in a containment thread or having her posts deleted and getting banned, and indonesian upside-down squiggle guy and /new/ anglin-flag podbean guy want to make their threads without them getting deleted and banned.

2. I also have a bunch of tiktoks and other stuff to post but everyone always gets butthurt at my posts and tells me to stop drinking (hey I like white wine and grape vodka, what can I say, sue me), I even got frierencel to storm out of here because of a few tiktoks, so /spam/ would be the better place for me to shitpost at if it existed. For me it would be a place to unwind every now and then and funpost with the other schizos, and not have to worry about anyone storming out because they don't approve of my tiktoks or avid's instagram videos or getting my threads deleted.

3. Sometimes people just want to post or share something that would be temporary, since things posted on /lounge/ and /new are very long term. Both the pony flag guy >>99092 and avid >>91868 have asked for a discord channel, because they want to be able to post or chat in something that's very temporary and informal. /lounge/ is long term and formal in comparison.

The new board would not be linked on homepage, just the top navbar, have a maximum of 15 threads & 1 page, and would have laxer rules allowing for any type of spamming and transient shitpost threads (that said I can increase the minimum length between replies and threads per IP a bit to disincentivize spamflooding, and we can come up with other custom tweaks). In other words it would be a place where folks like avid and the indonesian can freely shitpost (Legally!) without disturbing the people who prefer more order & decorum in their imageboard. I think this is a shortcoming of /lounge/, trying to combine the more serious /new/ with the shitposty /r9k/ where avid came from to spam hayley williams as well as a foky seems like trying to cram polite Romans and unruly barbarians in the same neighborhood.

You could re-label /lounge/'s subtitle to "Sophisticated Übermensch" or something to reclaim its dead neo-nazi status, and /spam/ would then take the "Ultimate Manchildren's Playpen" subtitle.

/spam/ wouldn't compete with /lounge/ because only the schizos would shitpost and spam there (who otherwise don't post here anyway) due to its laxer rules and 15 thread limit. /lounge/ and /new/ would have the same post rates and same crop of people as always, but I believe /spam/ could easily start to have like 100 posts per day if I can bring all of AIPAC gang there along with other new schizos. Maybe I can bring back everyone's favorite poster, the one and only, foky, to do braap-posting again (since they wouldn't be anchored in /spam/ like they were in /lounge/). Shitpost threads that would normally be deleted here can be moved there too. We can ban indonesian squiggle guy from here but keep him unbanned in /spam/.

I think indonesian upside-down squiggle guy is willing to be a janny (not to be confused with full moderatorship) just for that board to help delete shock imagery, bestiality and whatever from there that avid will probably spam (AIPAC thinks they should only be deleteable, not bannable, because then it'd defeat its purpose and just be a shorter /lounge/, except for maybe repeat offenders but not too lengthy, 4chan only bans 3 days maximum for any offense other than illegal stuff), and he's muslim so he'd be a good islamic morality cop, therefore there shouldn't be any extra work for you or the other mods. Also as a bonus this nazi experiment would prove this schizo is sentient and can pass the turing test. Maybe that's a silly idea but it would be funny at least.

Again if it doesn't work out, e.g. its post rate doesn't justify its existence, you could easily just delete it after, I'll still post here. Wouldn't hurt to experiment with the idea for a bit though, right?

>>100601
>1. Avid said he doesn't like getting his threads deleted and that /lounge/ isn't as lax as 4chon.net/r9k was, dogisaga said she finds this site too serious and left for mintboard, dwarf doesn't like being boxed in a containment thread or having her posts deleted and getting banned, and indonesian upside-down squiggle guy and /new/ anglin-flag podbean guy want to make their threads without them getting deleted and banned.
Why would we want any of those literal retards to post here?

>>100603
The point is they would post there, i.e. in /spam/, not here. You would be left in peace. Also if you only wanted people whom you liked... you'd be left by yourself. That's not really the point of an imageboard like this, to be an echo chamber, especially the one whose entire origin story was to compete with the censoring 4chan that didn't allow diversity of political thought, wouldn't you agree?

>>100604
Well right now they aren't posting at all, so I don't see what this idea would accomplish except encouraging them to use this website again. They'd then be more likely to post here, because cancer always spreads.

If you really want to see their retarded antics why not just go to mintboard or wherever they hang out and interact with them there?

>Also if you only wanted people whom you liked... you'd be left by yourself.
That seems preferable to this board being flooded out by gibberish spam from sub-50 iq imbiciles and mental patients.

>That's not really the point of an imageboard like this, to be an echo chamber
See the thing about letting schizophrenics post here is that the board quickly becomes and echo chamber... of that person talking to themselves. That's what killed this place to begin with. HDV refused to ban foky, and everyone just left because they couldn't get a word in without a torrent of verbal diarrhea being spewn into the thread until it got bumped off the last page by his necrobumping.

>>100601
If they don't want their threads deleted or banned maybe they should make good threads.

>>100609
>>100611
>They'd then be more likely to post here, because cancer always spreads.
But they don't post here anymore in the first place and complained to me due to the stricter rules. Well except for the indonesian doodler guy but I can easily rangeban him from /lounge/ and keep him in this hypothetical /spam/ board, he only has about 5 ranges.

>HDV refused to ban foky, and everyone just left because they couldn't get a word in without a torrent of verbal diarrhea being spewn into the thread until it got bumped off the last page by his necrobumping.
People left because shitposting on imageboards isn't part of their lives anymore, has nothing to do with Foky. And some of them realized politics is a waste of time. They're all like 35, some of them are married like Phagtasm, what are you even expecting?

Anyway we have more moderators than before, and I can help keep the schizos in line to stay in their lane over at /spam/, so I don't see what the problem is. Plus they would see /spam/ is more suitable/fun for them than /lounge/ anyway.

>>100617
>Anyway we have more moderators than before, and I can help keep the schizos in line to stay in their lane over at /spam/, so I don't see what the problem is. Plus they would see /spam/ is more suitable/fun for them than /lounge/ anyway.

Right now the schizos don't need to be kept in line because they don't post here. It seems like you're trying to invent a problem, and then solve that problem. But a problem that does not exist does not need a solution.

4chon does not have a problem with schizo spammers because they all left, thanks to the efforts of heroic imageboard terrorists. It seems like you're trying to return that problem, and then create a stupid "containment board" for the problem (a concept which has never in its history ever worked) you created.

All this can be avoided by just leaving thing exactly as they are. Nothing needs to be changed. There is no problem right now. If you love lolcows so much you can still talk to them... on mintboard.

Nvm about the idea I had a weird unrelated dream about my past, mostly over some highschool fight I won easily (he challenged me etc. etc., said I was "bullying others", crowd high-fived me after I forced him to give up but they were disappointed how quick it was, had to bring him into the washroom and help clean his bleeding bruise on his forehead afterwards) and some other stuff in my life, I'm too old for this and won't have enough time for a /spam/ or /schizo/ board even though I still think it could be a good idea to try. AIPAC might still want it but I can no longer vouch for it.

>>100601
I don't think it'll work out, because shitposters need "normal posters" to be their foil, but I see what you're getting at here. After all, the problem is ultimately not that they're just retards, the problem is that a small number of no-life retards completely take over a slow board. I am willing to vouch for it I suppose. I think it should even be on the front page.

>>100617
>People left because shitposting on imageboards isn't part of their lives anymore, has nothing to do with Foky. And some of them realized politics is a waste of time. They're all like 35, some of them are married like Phagtasm, what are you even expecting?
Sure, life happens, and even I am posting here less as a result, but I will remind you that Foky was making threads talking to himself for dozens of pages and kept bumping them constantly, effectively burying any threads that were not his. The site was almost completely unusable for a long time. I have no doubt that he drove people away.

>>100623
Well I unbanned the ESL scribble poster due to your appeal in any case. I'm still going to delete any nonsense threads he makes going forward, but I'm willing to do some special needs charity and let him post. He can leave any posts he doesn't want deleted in his latest thread.

4chan deleted 90% of the boards as an april fools joke. It caused the quality of the website (particularly /v/) to jump massively.

There can be no greater evidence of the trueness of our cause oneboarders. Delete /new/ NOW!

>>100629
Nah feel free to range-ban him for a few months if and h'when he does it again, I'm not appealing for an unban, HDV has made an order that he does not want "ESL schizo word salad nonsense" (>>68686) on this board.

My point is just like how there used to be a 4chon.net/h, don't know if you recall that board, which was like a randumb almost-anything-goes dumping/testing board, I'm suggesting HDV should consider trying out a 1-page-only board similar to /h/ called /spam/ or whatever (not totally lax like 4chan's /b/, just not allowing shock imagery, HC porn, dox, etc. and whatever else HDV doesn't allow, especially if unspoilered). People like indonesian schizo doodler, avid and dwarf would fit in well in an /h/-replacing board like /spam/, they wouldn't be bothering people on /lounge/. And I could freely dump tiktok/bilibili/douyin videos there too. Pony flag guy would prefer to dump his hentai there instead of here too.

>>100627
>I think it should even be on the front page.
4chon.net/h was not on the front page, just the top navbar. I don't think it should be "official" like /new/ and /lounge/. It's underground and radikool.

>I don't think it'll work out, because shitposters need "normal posters" to be their foil
I'm not as pessimistic about that as you because I'd be posting there occasionally, and look at avid, he's been posting and talking to himself on his endchan board every day now, I'm sure he could do that in the /spam/ board too. Indonesian schizo doodler could just be told in his ban message that schzoposting isn't tolerated in /lounge/ and to go to /spam/ instead.

>>100632
Why? I think it makes sense to separate political news from everything else. I supported one board only initially but now I don't have to see that Phagtasm still thinks voting matters ( >>>/new/9086 ); choosing your new pre-selected masters every few years via the slave suggestion box doesn't make you free.

>>100652
>Why? I think it makes sense to separate political news from everything else.
B-Because I think everyone should be together, I guess. It makes the site feel comfier.

>>100669
Yet if history has taught us anything, it's that segregation is the only way for things to work.

>>100604
I guess avid coming back wouldn't be the worst. It's enjoyable pointing out his extreme homosexuality, and his overwhelming aura of gayness adds a certain levity to the board.

>>100671
Maybe somebody can sneak meds into his food.

>>100673
Kek just razzing ya pham, we all vibe with your skibidi rizz threads, no cap. can we get some yeets in da chat? YEEEEET!!

>>100652
>Why? I think it makes sense to separate political news from everything else. I supported one board only initially but now I don't have to see that Phagtasm still thinks voting matters ( >>>/new/9086 ); choosing your new pre-selected masters every few years via the slave suggestion box doesn't make you free.\
Because more eye balls will see it, and politics isn't as actively talked about as it used to be, so it doesn't really warrant a separate board.

>>100672
sneaking them into a nigger's dick would probably work better XD

>>100687
loool

Can I have Yotsuba B back please?

>>101348
alright, this is fine.

LOL, little busybody faggot made another board to micromanage in the wake of his cancer-ridden parents. I'm nearly double your age, by the way.
=)

Fucking loser, cursing your diseased parents to die quickly. Don't call me obsessed after a literal month of ignoring your thinly-veiled pedo board. Fucking kill yourself when they're both dead, but announce it here first. Piece of shit covered in trash nigger.

>>101595
>>101606
Are you alright bro?

>>101606
...in Minecraft

>>101606
>>101595
lmao

Might as well make scrap a full board now tbh. Still leave it off frtongpaeg or whatever but maybe add more pages and give it a little less mean emoji icon, like how about 🗒️ heh

>>101668
It's your call. I'll double it to two pages. If it gets really active then maybe three would be justified at least temporarily. Thing is once 4chan is back online, all these newcomers will flee like rats. The uptick is temporary. The idea is threads aren't expected to last super long there like here, as it's not supposed to compete with /lounge/.

🧻 is funny doe
🗒️ is just an orange rectangle on my screen
📃 I'll change it to this if you insist

>>101693
In hindsight I agree, may as well leave the emoji as it's funnier and at most add a page or two.