No.110291
Nu vidya thread, soyim
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>>105911 No.110292
Banjo Tooie is the greatest video game of all time and the international age of consent should be [redacted] years old.
No.110296
>>110292oh sure. Redact the number which so happens to be the same number that was japans age of consent for all of the 20th century.
No.110299
>>110296de facto AoC in japan has been 16 since WWII because prefectures set it that way
it's a bit like how in shartmerica HOAs will fine you if you hang your clothes out to dry in your backyard or balcony if your state doesn't forbid bans against clotheslines
No.110316
>>110302either way lets not derail muh vidya over foids, they are stuckup annoying cunts no matter what age
No.110378
Since gaymers are like heroin addicts, I can see PS6 selling well next year despite having no exclusives and costing a fortune.
No.110379
>>110377I killed a multiboxer yesterday. You would find any reason in the world to cry about any server
No.110385
>>110377Care to explain what dat is?
No.110386
>>110328How I want my gf to dress when I take her in public.
No.110389
>>110385lets people level up five different characters to level 60+ at the same time as leveling one
ruins AOE farms and leveling spots being camped by multiboxers
lets people minmax world pvp by running around with pvp-focused characters
wastes server bandwidth and server queues by just one person each
the legendary private servers disallowed it, e.g., nostalrius, elysium, light's hope
No.110392
>>110385It means once a week you'll run into someone having one character set to autorun and follow lifelessly after another character
No.110397
>>110377>>110392When I was playing WoW over a decade ago there was a multi boxer who queued into AV(PVP map for those unfamiliar). He was playing 5 characters at once, the same Tauren Shaman with the same equipment and they were all clipping inside each other, so it was like they were merged into one being. Anyway, It gave him the ability to effortlessly focus fire and kill anybody he wanted and it was hilarious. I've never seen anything like it before or since.
No.110398
>>110327That's awful. Why not just reuse animations from the main games?
No.110401
TrannyWoW dies in less than a month. Lol.
No.110402
>>110401It was fun while it lasted. They got too arrogant and it destroyed them. Do you play on any private servers?
No.110459
>>110402At the moment, no. I want to play Wallcraft with other chuds, but it has been in beta forever. It is quite ambitious for a solo dev project. It already has a decent amount of changes such as a ton of extra playable races (furbolgs and skeksis for example), sweeping talent tree updates and sailing. The TBC and WotLK maps are in the game, but have no content yet.
No.110473
>>110466How dare they cut the video short at such a vital part, I want to see the resolution
No.110476
play it loud gamers
No.110482
>>110291These jap vidya foids are truly 6/10 at best. A shame
No.110489
Is it still considered cool to masturbate incessantly in 2026? I thought young men were growing out of this hedonism.
No.110492
>>110491There was another called Genfanad on Steam, but the developer was so fucking retarded that they killed their own game by adding a deck system to combat like Slay the Spire instead of staying true to its RS1 roots. This looks interesting at a glance, though.
No.110529
>>110506I feel pretty bad after pizza. Pepperoni with etra pepperoni is nice though
No.110533
>>110482>>110489Fuck off K*KE!
Tifa and Aerith are WHITE
and REDPILLED
No.110545
>>110538since when was FF purpose graphics anyways? I thought it was about interesting RPG mechanics 1st and story 2nd? Graphics was also like 3rd or 4th on the priority list. Cloud in 7 had like literally 10 polygons to him.
The video game industry is like this: It's been dead for years but the spinning of the corpse has been tied to a turbine and is powering a soulless clone of itself.
No.110548
>>110529The orange oil that pepperoni leaves behind is very off putting. Probably why you feel bad from an otherwise healthy food.
No.110554
>>110548Pizza must be one of the worst foods no matter how it's made. And I cba making it myself. I make Nachos slot and it's healthy enough. Also very satisfying.
No.110555
>>110538I played 7-10, and 6 and maybe 5 on emulators. I think I sort of feel sad about 8 particularly in how much of a slog the game is with the random battles triggered walking on the Minimap. Such a time sink.
No.110574
>>110555To clarify, when I mean Final Fantasy being shit, I mean everything after FFX and the current state of 14 since Dawntrail.
>>110545Namely with 7, the atrocious constant raping of that game's memory ESPECIALLY including the Evangelion spin they did with Rebirth.
No.110576
>>110574FFXIV was always a weird game because the community is fake nice because they are afraid of getting banned. Part of what makes MMOs fun is adversity.
No.110580
>>110553big hops is a 6th gen style platformer just like what you're talking about. Released recently. been playing it haven't beaten. Wished they realeased it for XBOX when I was younger.
"Players these days just want to shoot things" - L.O.G.
No.110581
>>110576This strict moderation of MMO's and other assorted online gatherings must end soon. This can't go on forever. Back when they first started you could say anything. Something fishy and conspiracy-like is happening.
No.110583
>>1105747's plotline never seemed that clear to me. It's a weak point, kind of made up for by the character design like Cloud's cool sword.
No.110584
>>110581The private wow server I'm playing on currently (
>>110328) seems unmoderated in chat. Turtlewow would have muted me dozens of times already
No.110588
>>110491From the screenshot it looks so similar to Runescape I'm left wondering why a n*gga wouldn't just play Runescape itself lol heh (unless you've demolished the entire game already and just wanted to
feel something [Runescape-adjacent] again).
Someone posted about an offline single player MMO-like a thread or two ago that looked pretty cool
No.110590
>>110588RS classic is down and I don't think there's a private server with more than 10 people
No.110592
>>110553In general:
PS4-era games (2013+) require 2GB VRAM
PS4 Pro-era games (2016+) require 4GB VRAM
PS5-era games (2020+) require 6GB VRAM and potentially DLSS/FSR3/XeSS
On ebay a GTX 750 2GB is ~$50 and a GTX 1060 6GB is ~$80
>>110580That appears to require 3GB VRAM according to its (((Steam))) page
>>110591shut up
No.110594
>>110592>in general>"dogshit era" games require 2 Niggabytes of assramming>"catshit era" games require 4 niggabytes of assrammingThats a flaw with developement. Not a feature.
>That appears to require 3GB VRAM according to its (((Steam))) pageThats a shame. At least theyre trying to emulate 6th gen gameplay/graphics. software performance truly is a lost art.
>shut upyou open up your cheeks bitch you get to pick which ones
No.110598
>>110581Part of why I became a super racist was because the group I played vanilla WoW to Wrath with were a bunch of racist dudes from the South.
No.110604
>>110598Don't tell that to a leftist or they'll use your story for evidence that censorship works.
>>110599That 24 year old MMO's don't have many players?
No.110667
>>110594Flawed development is when the game is horribly optimized, sometimes due to just using the wrong engine for the purpose.
Oblivion Remastered for example runs at a choppy 19 FPS on an RTX 3050 6GB at low settings, DLSS Ultra Performance 1080p (youtu.be/watch?v=ZcGWT74mzv0).
Unfortunately Bethesda has a massive amount of fanboys who bought the game anyway, rewarding Bethesda's decision not to optimize the game.
Games like E33 and Pragmata on the other hand run comfortably well on an RTX 3050 6GB. Especially Pragmata, even a GTX 1060 6GB can run it at 60 FPS 1080p lowish settings with FSR.
No.110677
this is anti-consumer but HDV will still buy it (
>>106512) even though phagtasm suggested a superior economical option (
>>109870)
No.110693
>>110677Why is it showing a picture of the original Steam controller tho
No.110694
>>110693because youre gay
No.110695
See, IGN gave it a 9 out of 10, now I'm obligated to buy it. lol heh
>>110694Ehrm...rude? Don't be like that fam
No.110698
>>110693dunno it's from /v/
>pcgamer.com/hardware/game-pads/steam-controller-2026-review/>The Steam Controller, true to its name, requires Steam to function and may require more set-up for non-Steam games.>The Controller requires Steam or the Steam Link app. I tested it on GeForce Now via my iPhone and while it did connect over Bluetooth, it was not recognised in-game. It did, however, work seamlessly over a local connection using Steam Link. No.110706
The gayest videogame community on planet earth:
It's a VERY flawed game and you can't notice how until you've put enough hours in.
There are 2 major flaws with Melee:
1) It is counter productive to its own existence (I'll explain)
2) It's way too tier list oriented.
As for being "counter productive to its own existence", there is an objectively best way to play. And that's to play boring. Never approach. If you approach, you lose. But if you don't approach, you get heckled by the real-life crowd of people.
Melee is a catch 22 in which if you play to win, you get the ire of the community. What a stupid system!
It's also way too heavy on the tier list stuff. Sure, it's technically possible to win with a mid-tier, but you will NEVER do it, ever. And matchups are a real thing. You CANNOT become a champion with a solo main. You have to dual main because of bad matchups. This really frustrated me because I wanted badly to solo main, but you cannot do that in melee and succeed.
Melee community went full libtard
>people getting instabanned on twitch for "misgendering" recently trooned-out melee players
>Hungrybox banning "transphobes" from his online tournaments
>mang0 has recently started pandering to faggots
>"transphobes" getting banned from Melee discord/reddit etc.
>inb4 melee had it coming
There's nothing inherant to this nintendo party game that demands the player base be this cringe. Like what is going on? I like the game but damn I'm not sure if I want to go to tournaments any more.
>Marth and Falco make melee LITERALLY unplayable.
This is true but not the whole story. I've been playing for a long time and I've figured out a deadly flaw in Melee's gameplay.
It's too character dependent. There are only 3 characters that will let you play the game for a living. Jigglypuff/Marth/Fox. (it's debatable whether Jiggs should even be in there) all the other characters are simply not good enough to get a sponsorship and go full time. Literally 2 characters. If that doesn't turn you off to the game, then I don't know what will
>but Amsa!
freak of nature. You (yes you) will never get a sponsorship with Yoshi. EVER!
>but what about [insert character here that has one player with a sponsorship]
Allow me to continue the redpill:
The tier list is based solely on whether your character can hit the opponent up (like, the direction, up). Yes, it's that simple. Marth/Fox/Jigglypuff can hit the opponent straight up for endless combos.
What's you're favorite character? Is it Mario? He can't hit straight up, so down he goes on the tier list. By the way Yoshi can hit character's upwards. Just food for thought.
No.110707
>>110706>There's nothing inherant to this nintendo party game that demands the player base be this cringe. Pretty sure that's the player base you should expect when it's autists treating a party game like a serious fighting game. I've always had a visceral disgust for Melee players. I don't usually get upset about someone's retarded hobbies, but there's just something indescribable about them that gets my ire. They're the only people I encourage Nintendo to crack down on.
No.110724
>>110722I played Might and Magic 3 on SNES when I was a kid, but I've never been an RTS fan.
No.110741
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3105440/Heroes_of_Might_and_Magic_Olden_Era/LET'S GOOOO!
I bought it but I probably won't play it for a week or more at this rate. L-...LOL!
No.110742
>Early Access
W-wait...I thought they already did the Early Access thing. Oh no, that's right, that was just a demo. I can't keep track of this kind of crap.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.110743
I just paid $30 to be a notoriously unreliable publisher's guinea pig
NOOOOOOOOO
No.110763
>>110762hilarious, if you wanted to be really funny youd stop posting here
No.110855
>>110850Games like this are proof that computing power was never the issue. Programmers could create basically any video game idea with just XBOX specs but like how Ted K talked about it, newer technology is hoisted upon us whether we like it or not.
No.110857
>>110850It also looks worse than the original. It's 20X the hardware requirements for a shittier game.
No.110896
>>110857They also made a bunch of retarded gameplay changes. Old Knight on YouTube has meticulous documentation of Oblivion.
No.110907
>>110896>>110858I've been saying this for years, so I probably already said it here, but all I wanted was a 64bit version of Oblivion with .ESL support for mods. Why won't they just release an SE version of the game without the UE5 clusterfuck on top of it? Why should it take a recompilation effort or writing an engine from scratch just to update a classic game for modern systems, where you would receive no thanks for your free labor except for a C&D letter, when they clearly still have the source code and could release it so easily?