They call me Pedo Pete, I'm the king of the West Wing suite
When I sniff the lolis I go chick-chicky-coom, chick-chicky-coom
Yessir, I'm Pedo Pete, my brain's mush and obsolete
When I sundown, everything goes chick-chicky-coom, chick-chicky-coom
The senoritas they plea and they flee in terror-o
It's very cringe, when I infringe
And when the cameras catch me anons see and they kek-o
Memein' a song, all the day long
So if you like your girls petite, take a lesson from Pedo Pete
And I'll teach you to chick-chicky-coom, chick-chicky-coom, chick-chicky-coom
(He's a really immodest guy, although he's the oddest guy
In Washington, in Washington)
Si, senorita I know that you would like to chicky-coom-chick
It's very cringe, when I infringe
I'll place my hand on your hip, and if you will just give me your hair
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