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Jim came back with the space map but was shocked when he found out that John silver and his mutiny crew were waiting in the shadows.
Johns minions held down Jim as John said "Now im going to prove im not soft".
He pulled down his pants revealing a gigantic penis and he pushed it against Jims boypussi.
Jim yelled;
>"Nooo! It's too big! It wont fit!"
But John shoved his dick in harder and it went all the way in which caused Jim to scream loudly;
"UAH ITS TOO MUCH STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!"
The crew were masturbating to this sex scene
>"Hows that for soft!" John said
The dick went in and out for what felt like hours and Jim began to moan in deep pleasure
>"Don't stop daddy" he said.
And then the whole crew ejaculated on his face the end.

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PEOPLE ARE PUTTING THEIR IMAGINATIONS AND RENDERED REALITIES INSIDE OF THE ASTRAL/MIND REALM, THIS IS MORE THAN JUST GRABAVOI CODES, YOU CAN EXPERIENCE REALITIES BY IMAGINING MYSIC AND GOING WITH THE NATURAL UNDORCED FLOW OF IMAGINATION. SO TELL ME HOW TO GET SUCKED INTO A VIDEOGAME MENTAL UNIVERSE NOW! IM DONE WITH LOOKING AT THE DANCE SHOWS

i am going to free everyone's mind and dismantle the government. just letting u guys know

4chon is a no niggers zone

the jew thing is just a sock puppet to misdirect from the real conspiracy which involves extra terrestrial/interdimensional aliens/beings

you guys ready for fall?

Howdy friends,

When was the last time you washed and waxed your outdoor propane tank? Along with a proper safety check regimen, keeping your propane tank free of built up dirt and shined up with a proper carnauba or synthetic wax will keep your tank cooler and prevent the possibility of the built-in pressure relief valve from venting gas in hot weather saving you money.

Let's not also forget the aesthetic reasons for keeping your propane tank clean, a beautiful well maintained backyard.

Who isn't a degenerate here?

Speak about how not degenerate your life is ITT

I'm going to try and write every modern problem and reasons I wish I was never born. Maybe some of you can relate. This list doesn't necessarily have to be very long but I want to be comprehensive so it might end up being rather long. I would just like to point out that if humans have been around for 10,000 years and I was born in a period of extreme faggotism and liberalism, (a period of about 50 years) then the chances of me being born in this time period is 0.5% (I'm evidently an unlucky person)

1) political correctness is completely soulless and devoid of what makes us human. There is a natural flow to the world and people and cultures. We are forced at either literal gunpoint or the threat of so called "cancellation" to act a certain way known as "politically correct". A soulless, thoughtless, robot-like behavior that behaves in such a way to offend as few people as possible. I hate political correctness enough to justify suicide. I don't want to live in a world where my words and thoughts are so heavily policed by feminine, fudge-packing, HIV infested, poop eating faggots and SJW's. How humiliating, to be controlled by such weak people. I guess when you live in a post industrial society, strength of the mind and body are not necessary to control people.

2) democracy doesn't work. Not only does democracy cater to the majority, (lazy, immoral, idiots), it makes anyone involved in democracy believe that their opinion matters. Guess what? in democracy facts DO care about your feelings! If you think a man that literally eats shit, gets fucked in the ass, and chops off his own dick is NOT mentally ill, then in democracy, you'd be correct! Fuck this gay faggot system. I'd rather perish under a conservative dictator than be subjected to this faggotry any longer. I fucking hate democracy.

3) post modern philosophy is the key to all things liberal and homosexual. After all, when there's no such thing as morality, then surely eating shit and getting fucked in the ass daily can't be immoral!

4) video games are fucking stupid and young men including myself and forced to play them. We're forced to play them because if we don't, we'll go completely insane at how utterly shit modern society is. We need escapism. It is necessary for a man's survival, but only in the modern age. 5000 years ago there was enough real life adventure and purpose to keep a man going but nowadays we play adventure simulators. Fuck video games, they are aPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

you guys love me dont lie

Smiley calls everyone that's short a...

WOMANlett/dwarf/midget

or

MANlett/dwarf/midget

So ummm... It's not a designated nickname or anything.

It's just him being rude.

It's like the equivalent of him calling-EXAMPLE: a black person a nigger/negro. Yep.

The disgust/loathing feeling of being called a slur and dehumanizED is COMPLETELY NATURAL!
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Today is my 33rd birthday.
Earlier this week I found out that my grandmama (whom'st've has always been very dear to me) was diagnosed with late-stage cancer and the thought of her potentially passing away any day now has been haunting me ever since. S-so much for having a happy birthday...

*dies of alcoholism*

So this is the power of Now... heh

jewSSR