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 No.99187[Reply]

How many of you were dumb enough to fall for the Epstein meme?
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 No.99198

>boo hoo hoo moooom they didnt let me join the elite babyfuck club
You think your bitching about how raping kids should be legal is somehow supposed to be endearing? You're easier to kill than the connected freaks actually guilty of it, dumbass retard nigger. Shut the fuck up and kill yourself already.

 No.99449

The Qfaggot butthurt over today's rug pull is off the charts.

 No.99451

EPSTEIN'S CAKE WAS A LIE

 No.105675

this thread is now 8 months old, how many of you are still stupid enough to still be falling for transparently fake eppie meme?

 No.105932

how to get into hollywood?

easy

like 123 abc

wear chuck taylors and pajamas, and colorful kids bracelets and multiple watches for no apparent reason, like the Hollywood Celebrity Macaully Culkin does in the RedLetterMedia.com youtube videos, like not in a cool way but a weird way. talk about sleepovers. about being the little spoon.

and, while Mc-culk didn't do that, maybe also end like every other sentence with a "..for the little boy" in kind of an effeminate soft voice, so people know that ure really Hollywood-cool. try it.

hopefully Mike Stocklasa the C tier internet celebrity from redlettermedia.com youtube channel reads this post and thinks about it real hard and brings the Hollywood Celebrity Macaully Culkin around more often and asks him direct loaded questions on camera about his choice of attire and style and life experiences. i cant wait

this post and of similar quality high grade thoughts have been brought to you by overusing coffee for indefinite amount of time



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 No.103732[Reply]

What are some patterns you've seen with obviously generated text that immediately make you close the article?

>"No(t)[x], no(t) [y], no(t)[z], just"


>"This isn't a/just/just a/some [x]-it's a hurrpin' derpin' doo!"


>"[usually closing alliteration where it uses three words that start with the same letter]"


I hate this shit so much, man. AI has its place (primarily in science and medicine) but people are literally replacing it with everything they do and it's just gay.
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 No.105808

>>105802
There are no girls outside to talk to.

 No.105821

>>105808
You're not only wrong, but the opposite of correct. Who do you think has been voice-acting all those anime girls you've been fapping to since 11? AI wasn't around when Astro Boy first dropped.

 No.105828

>>105821
Recording studios are indoors. In anycase let me rephrase: there exists no place where a typical guy can just casually talk to women, and women are also always online and on their phone. There is virtually no "outside" to interact with, It's as dead as the internet.

 No.105829

>>105821
99% of women are infected with the genophage

 No.105858

>>105829
>>105828
How would you know, incels?



 No.104448[Reply]

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 No.105834

>Brain-controlled bionic hands made in China are helping people with disabilities lift, create, and rediscover everyday joy.
>x.com/SpoxCHN_MaoNing/status/1972870970919817467

 No.105843

>>104720
>>104532
These robots are getting so advanced!

>>105834
As if I'd ever let those god damn chinks put a microchip in my brain for anything less than a robot arm with some kind of weapon attachment.

 No.105845

>>105834
Chinks lie about technology almost as much as Elon Muskrat.

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 No.105853

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And you think these robowaifus will be available to YOU, YOU who are not at least a millionaire? lol. lmao. The artificial wombs won't be for you, useless eater peasant. Go dig another ditch to earn your central bank digital currency so you can continue affording your pod and ze bugs.



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 No.101975[Reply]

Heaven gained an angle
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 No.101981

>>101980
maybe he's just a rando that likes Shrek

 No.101995

Holy shit bros, what do we do?

 No.102000

l*terally whomst???

 No.102009

>>101979
he's like kenny from south park

>>101981
remember shrekchan? it sucked

>>102000 (holy trips)

 No.105825

i'm screaming



 No.102097[Reply]

Women start drama, perpetuate the drama, and then complain that drama is happening.
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 No.102352

>>102348
Should've stayed in her lane.

 No.102353

>>102290
We don't need "good citizens" in this evil society. We need bad citizens

 No.102357

>>102353
you need people who would be good citizens in your ideal society- not white niggers that would refuse to obey any authority regardless of ideology

 No.102533

>>102275
you are right but I don't believe they are as retarded as you say. Your image is correct.

 No.105747

>>102097
Because you weren't man enough to end her drama and tame her wild free spirit.



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 No.91031[Reply]

>when its indigenous people's day, but the stores are all closed for the holiday so you can't buy anything with which to celebrate the occasion
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 No.105720

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HEYA HOYA HEYA
HOYA HEYA HOYA
HEYA HOYA HEYA
HOYA HEYA HOYA
HEYA HOYA HEYA
HOYA HEYA HOYA
HEYA HOYA HEYA
HOYA HEYA HOYA

 No.105721

>>91735
Ari Shaffir standup comedy special "JEW" has a lengthy joke about semen demons that reminds me of this shit

 No.105729

>>91777
Mmmmm... I love it when the darkness rises inside of me. Inside my tush that is!

 No.105736

>>91777
How about instead of a disgusting civilizational invalid with poop flesh and loose puss, why not go for a dark-skinned Southeast Asian or something?

 No.105738

>>105729
Retarded faggot



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 No.100508[Reply]

Fattie Nolegs says Blumph is Hitler

check the following link the rest of his xitter antics
https://nigger.poast.org/fr_brennan
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 No.100683

>>100682
I doubt even the trannies on blue sky want to see this guy.

 No.100685

>>100682
He's not the first or last trooncel that loudly proclaims they're giving up Twitter to go to that desolate wasteland, and just like the rest of them he'll be back when he realizes the attention he craves will be nonexistent.

 No.105674

whats the latest shiggy diggy on fattie nolegs, brief me

 No.105676

>>105674
doing whatever a terminally online disabled guy can do

 No.105681

Who the fuck isn't doing their job banning these thread necro teen-edgers.



 No.105588[Reply]

six gorillion vidya threads in the catalog but they all seem to be not for general gaming or they're all anchored, so fuck it. And we begin with a ragepost:

This used to be just expected as paying customers. Now we "should" be grateful for billionaire subsidies of trillionaire megacorps for doing the bare minimum? Really?! NO, REALLY!?

I am so sick of all gamers everywhere having beaten-girlfriend disorder and stockholm syndrome for anti-white juden-commie corpo-clowns who hate them and want them dead for being straight, white, and male AKA "chuds" and "shitlords" and "nazis" and "whiny entitled millennials" and "toxic fans".

I will never purchase media from any corporation except for microscopic indie "two or four guys in a garage" programmers. Other than that, my wallet is locked and will not open for you. Shouldn't have taken massive shits on your potential and current and former customers. Shouldn't have bit the hand that fed your paychecks. Made your beds, lie in it niggerfaggot trantifa trooncucks.

hurr durr he mad he mad he crashin' out fuck your zoomiebonics and soylennialingo cuntarded memeshitforbrained memetrooniggetry
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 No.105641

>>105621
Secure tripcodes are for jerks, also you don't even know what "spam" means, is this your first time on the Internet?

 No.105652

>>105641
>gay thread posted to multiple boards isnt spam
You're very low IQ.

 No.105654

>>105652
This. Can you retards explain why you do this?

 No.105660

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>>105652
Again: secure tripcode nigger cannot into dictionary.com for the word spam.

Take the L and walk, namefag, you're embarrassing yourself. And namefags like you don't belong on anonymous forums such as these. Go back to plebbit and tumblr with the rest of the woke SJW hippies.

 No.105661

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>>105654
Quit samefagging sans tripcode, your shit was common back in 2005. You're not as clever as you think you are, Dunning-Kruger dimwit.



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 No.104762[Reply]

new here
what's the rundown of this place? couldn't find rules. found a stickied thread in /scrap/ but not here.
can I be weird here? disgusting? or am I expected to uphold some sort of decorum?
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 No.105593

>>105591
Avid no, bad Avid, we need newfrens.

 No.105601

>>105577
She is a sexy adult woman and heterosexuals like myself are attracted to sexy adult women.

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 No.105639

>>105601
> adult
She don't look too developed to me.

 No.105640

>>105633
Stop samefagging. Also, "based", take your zoomiebonics to SJWchan, kid, no one should be allowed online until at least 21.



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 No.102383[Reply]

Old thread hit the bump limit
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 No.105617

>>105609
yeh dat's kul

 No.105620

>>105609
You're a spiritual nigger and you want to expand your presence.

 No.105624

>>105620
>>105609
You gotta admit though, that video's a banger.

 No.105625

>>105609
She has so much makeup on her "normal" face looks like a plastic mask too

 No.105627

>>105624
One of the better ones he's posted to be sure.

>>105625
Leave her alone! Leave that irl realdoll alone...



 No.82586[Reply]

Is there even one 4chan alternative with SFW boards for off topic conversation that don't allow NSFW shit?
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 No.82890

>>82889
get quads to prove it

 No.82893

>>82890
i think im going to stop responding to you now

 No.82894

>>82893
I accept your admission of gay defeat

 No.105581

>>82586
22chan.org

 No.105589

>>82586

Yes.

Fuck off, we're full.



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 No.105496[Reply]

Who will FoKy relate to now?
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 No.105502

>>105499
The term "CRISPR" only came into existence in 2001, and it wasn't until the mid-2000s until anyone proposed that CRISPR (which is a collection of DNA found in bacteria, which acts as the immune system of bacteria) could be used for gene editing in animals including humans. Their attempts always failed until the discovery of the Cas9 protein in 2012, exclusively found in CRISPR, which they found works universally to target and edit a gene.

 No.105503

>>105501
I saw Netflix has that licensed in US again and I watched that again a couple nights ago. I never thought about the movie being racist, but some tranny (literal) (male) made a bad review and said it was, so now I like it even more. I actually noticed how brown most of the cast and extras are on my last couple viewings lol. Mike Judge is my dad. :)

 No.105504

>>105500
>if it were up to me, it should be 100% by law
Old and unhealthy women shouldn't be reproducing to begin with

 No.105506

>>105504
Women should not be allowed to reproduce.

 No.105509

FoKy will relate to my jap eye using his balloon knot

>>105506
Yaaas! poofter bumbabies only!



 No.92565[Reply]

Divorce thread.
Why did you get divorced/dumped anon?
My case was alcohol abuse and lack of interest on my side.
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 No.105401

>>105400
He probably just stops humping before he cums and gives himself blue balls.

 No.105403

>>105400
Train kegel exercises. I do them three times a week. Normal and reverse kegels. Exhaust the muscle before sex and you won't coom. Also do a reverse kegel throughout sex, and a maximum normal kegel if orgasm approaches to stop ejaculation. Massage scrotum afterwards if pain

Very difficult path to maintain a woman's mental health with orgasms while also retaining

 No.105419

>>105403
If you don't feel like typing out a detailed description of kegels that will be read by other men (which would take time and effort and could turn us both gay), would you care to recommend or link to a document or video or source that explains men's kegels?

I think I agree mostly with what you're saying about the psychological effects of cooming but I think cooming every now and then might be okay. Any sources or further explanation on this would also be welcome.

 No.105420

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>>105419
Start peeing, then forcibly stop peeing mid-stream. That clenching sensation is basically a kegel. Train these for a while, I have an app for it (PFEI on android)

Eventually after you can feel the muscle you should also start training reverse kegels, which are quite similar to the muscle that begins urination but not quite. There's a subtle distinction that can only be felt after the muscle is strengthened a bit

Train both of these muscles to aid the process of retention. I don't have any particular sources on hand right now but I can post some in the future

 No.105485

>>105397
I don't revolve my life around hating women. I think feminism has ruined society.



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 No.105436[Reply]

Welcoming and chill community anything and everything is allowed come one come all enjoy your stay
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 No.105457

>>105453
>>105450
41% already retard

 No.105458

>>105456
It's not like your 4chon posts aren't open to anyone to read, nigger.

 No.105459

>>105458
Posts expire slowly, and my posts aren't centralized on a single mega platform. In addition for every post you make on dickscord you're doing free work training AI algorithms like good nigger-cattle.

 No.105463

>>105459
Nigger there's posts on here from literally years ago. They might as well not expire.

>for every post you make on dickscord you're doing free work training AI algorithms

The AI bots scrape the web. This is a clearnet website. Your shitposts are being used to train ai slop bots as we speak.

 No.105475

>there are actual fucking retards who defend dicksword shite here
just lol, so go back and never come here again you fucking faggot. better yet, eat shit and die. worthless nigger.



 No.100279[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Previous thread: >>>/lounge/96470
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 No.105244

>>105242
I think we're retarded fam. I went back to the previous part I was "stuck" at in the new area after traversing the map once more, the platforms there are visibly dangling from vines; I swing the sword and one fell, allowing me to proceed. Feeling like a real yellow paint head nigga rn ngl lmoa smheh

 No.105447

>9/29/25
>I am forgotten

 No.105452

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lol
lmao

 No.105460

>>105452
I hope they go bankrupt again.

 No.105462

Been playing Hollow Knight. Actually genuinely fun. Most fun I've had from video games in 7 years



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