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 No.83088[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Latest sudden deaths from healthy young people, all fully vaxxed with the covid vaccine. Not looking too good for the vaxxed...

30 year old Mike Heslin dies ‘unexpectedly’ MSM baffled:
https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/mike-heslin-death-cause-age-movies-b2575132.html

2 star Marine general found dead:
https://www.marinecorpstimes.com/news/your-marine-corps/2024/07/05/retired-marine-2-star-general-found-dead-on-sprawling-california-base/

Sheriff policeman died from medical emergency:
https://www.wbtv.com/2024/07/04/gaston-co-deputy-dies-after-medical-emergency-department-says/

16 year old boy in New Zealand:
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/devastated-mum-of-16-year-old-upper-hutt-college-boy-who-died-at-home-within-days-of-flu-symptoms-in-disbelief-at-death/IROTUM4R2ZC4XEBC2XOZV6AACM/

17 year old chinese sports player:
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 No.106315

>almost 2026 and people are still falling for the meme vaccine
lmao

 No.106319

>>106312
total tnd

 No.106322

>>106312
it says ur fave niggerball player died from soycide not ur cuckspiracy

 No.106323

>>106312
False alarm fellas, he shot himself smh

 No.106328

>>106322
Every death is caused by the covid vaccine. The mind controlling prions in his brain clearly drove him to suicide.



 No.106289[Reply]

This site is especially underactive.
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 No.106306

>>106305
Didn't he eventually leave because hdv gave him a 10 minute slap on the wrist ban? That's all it took in the end. 10 minutes could have saved the chon.

 No.106307

>>106304
>>106290
>>106306
he just wouldn't stop raping avid but who could blame him with holes like that????

 No.106308

>>106307
Avid's slutty holes are second to none.

 No.106311

Foky necrobumping and constant sliding was annoying



 No.104400[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Nu blog thread
Old thread: >>100892
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 No.106250

This has been my sleepytime music for a week now

 No.106255

Sitting at the kitchen peninsula waiting for water to boil to brew a large draft of stash brand green tea, which is not very tasty. As soon as tea is poured I will go on back deck and smoke the last third of a cigarette. Three unripe avocados and four squash of varying degrees of ripeness encroach on my personal space. My jacket fits poorly, shaping me into a hunched beta figure. Today I will probably smoke and play chess more than I earn money. I'd like to become a dishwasher at the urban organic food coop because they have the best bar in town that serves massive shots of Costco brand vodka to all who travail and are heavily latent. This would require filling out the application. I would rather supervise a major conflagration. If enough Ninjago's burn we'll save on reparations.

 No.106260

>>106255
My neighbors are using dryer sheets again blasting alien pheromones and hormone reconfuckulators.i don't care if their dogs bite me or if they yell at their kids or have super loud parties . I just can't stand these fabric softener chemical scents. Poor people need to have less kids and dogs

 No.106278

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I'm so heckin tired.

 No.106317

I've discovered mayonnaise. I used to grudgingly put it on blts and burgers and hate salads made with it on principle unless it was my mom's tuna, potato, chicken salad. Now I put it on noodles, bread, carrots, celery, almost anything. I don't think I've tried pizza with mayo yet. I have an unopened jar of mayo and am probably not opening it tonight. Not long ago I ate a pound of chocolate in a 24 hour period. I recently ate a whole 12oz bag of chips (plus a bunch of other stuff obviously ) without feeling bloated or exerted. You might think I'm fat but I'm only 155 lbs. I got down to 142 or something when I was eating less as a result of drinking alcohol, and I get up to 165 if I eat a lot for days in a row. When I work I don't eat much more than a banana or some beef jerky until after work, at which point I eat a few thousand calories of slop. If I don't have work I sometimes eat so much I have to go to sleep at 2pm. Then I wake up at 7pm and eat around midnight. my greatest weakness is snacks that require no preparation. There's this shitty family run grocery store that has massive amounts of recently expired chips , popcorn, pretzels on sale almost every time I go there and I buy a few bags of snacks. I am careful not to eat things with food colorings especially RED 40.



 No.105941[Reply]

A few years ago, I accidentally discovered an incredibly beautiful, yet obscure art series called "Canterlot Royal Ballet Academy". The series is ostensibly an MLP fan series, but in my opinion, it's so unique that it's basically original in everything but the character names. The series is an about anthropomorphic ponies in a ballet academy (as the title suggests).

I don't know exactly what it is about it, but the series just has this amazing and surreal aura around it that I've never seen anything quite like before. When I first saw the series, I had an incredibly surreal experience that lasted almost a whole day. I first found it late at night. At first I thought it was very strange, but that feeling quickly melted away into pure admiration for it. I experienced a beautiful trance where I became fixated on it. I experienced a very surreal and ethereal feeling I can't quite describe, and I also experienced a very sweet phantom smell.

The following morning, I thought it was a dream, and was very pleasantly surprised to discover that it was actually real. The rest of that day, the feeling only got more and more intense, and the whole day felt like a daydream. It only subsided towards the end of the day.

Whenever I look at it, I get this very strange feeling as if it is something that you shouldn't be able to see or even be able to imagine in real life. Like something from a magical dream that was somehow transported to reality. Without requiring any backstory, I can picture the whole series perfectly as if it was real. Not like I'm coming up with one myself - but that it feels like there's one intrinsic to it. I can picture this very dream-like incoherence, with an ephemeral innocence to it. I can picture exactly what the voices for each of the characters should sound like. Ethereal voices that feel timeless and that don't originate from any particular place, yet also feel very intimate.

I've been obsessed with CRBA for years now. I've scoured the internet for every single mention of it, and have been disappointed to find out just how little it has been noticed. It seems like everyone who finds out about thinks it's amazing, yet somehow it has gotten very little recognition. I'm also impressed with just how quickly AVCHonline improved his artistic talent. In just a few years, he went from very crude drawings of cartoons to the height of the CRBA series. Yet his early art still got more attention than his later work.
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 No.106140

bump

 No.106163

Have you ever considered that you post ads so frequently that you're actually discouraging traffic?

 No.106237

An amazing person just arrived on the imageboard and posted fanart they made of CRBA!
http://ib.crba.dedyn.io/crba/res/107#107

Not only that, but they've told me that they will stick around and make even more art of CRBA.

 No.106241

>>106237
Very based but I'm too scared of the 100mb frtongpaeg download anon mentioned to click

 No.106249

>>106241
There's three reasons why it's so big.
The first is just that they're just very high-resolution PNGs.
The second is because I used a tool called jpeg2png (https://github.com/victorvde/jpeg2png). jpeg2png is generating artifact-free PNGs from JPEGs. It can work extremely well in some cases (and in the case I'd say it worked so well that it is impossible to tell that the original images were JPEGs). jpeg2png has an option where it can take advantage of the DCT JPEG uses to output higher bit-depth PNGs than the original JPEG, which can sometimes result in less color banding artifacts. It outputs 16-bit color PNGs, which is somewhat overkill, and such, the lower bits of the resulting PNGs are largely random noise. Since they are mostly if not completely random, they have high entropy and are uncompressable, resulting in a larger file size.
The final reason is that I transcoded them to progressive PNGs, which load faster on the web at the cost of a slightly higher file size.



 No.105956[Reply]

>0.001 PPH
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 No.106179

>>106169
PNG is supreme suck it NIGGER

 No.106180

>>106155
GOOGLE NIGGER BTFO BY PNG GODZ LOL

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 No.106190

>>105957
well, i'm not getting flooded by bots so im pretty happy

 No.106220

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i will hire an indian to post on chon for me



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 No.106202[Reply]

Petition to make it illegal to date someone younger than you by any length of time.
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 No.106209

>>106205
I was thinking about this "power dynamic" crap the other day and how it would basically condemn any man working a professional job into being a permavirgin or gay just due to the fact that the upper echelon of many fields is dominated by men. One of the prime motivations for spending years in education and getting a high-paying job is to leverage your status in order to fuck bitches. What the hell is the point of spending 8 years in med school if you can't even fuck your interns?

 No.106211

>>106209
You seem like a reasonable person so perhaps you can understand when I say I'm trying to create objective and rock-solid laws against pedophilia. I guarantee you will never get arrested for statutory rape if this law comes to pass. People will be more careful about who they date.

No more questions or problems about age.

 No.106212

>>106208
>being a pedophile will never be cool or interesting. Sorry!

 No.106213

that's quite alright as far as I'm concerned... I don't date the black men whose knobs I gob

 No.106267

>if i make everyone who doesnt want to fuck children look ridiculous, then wanting to fuck children will look sane
Kill yourself.



 No.70036[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

MDE

Never watched this, just downloaded it last night and watched the first ep, after I watched Fishtank, it was actually pretty funny, damn why didn't I watch it earlier
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 No.82975

>>82768
wiltshire

 No.82979

>>82703
The only reason nick isn't a faggot is because he isn't "acting" or playing some kind of role hes just being himself. When he talks about cars and houses thats just who is he. His entire rug joke was because he sold rugs for instance. I would say he is the only authentic one out of the group. Sam is basically trying to pull a tim heidecker or whatever to never break character then act the way people who follow him want him to act with tim its leftist shit but with Sam its rw fuckholes like fuentes. It's legitimately unfunny.

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 No.106162

sam hyde is a bisexual rapist pedophile cryptojew republican

 No.106199

>>82979
100% agreed. zoomers are fucking morons.



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 No.106122[Reply]

When my GF is 17 years, 364 days, 23 hours old and my 18th birthday was yesterday.

(I'm killing myself because I committed a pedophilia)
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 No.106181

>>106173
This is true. The real bullshit cases are usually when people cross an invisible state line, or when the parents get butthurt.

 No.106189

>>106132
i was reading a while back that india is considering a romeo and juliet clause because their age of concent laws are being used by parents to punish kids from other casts for having relationships with their own kids.

 No.106191

>>106189
India is basically Fallout IRL. I don't think any laws are effectively enforced there.

 No.106192

>>106189
I thought all forms of rape were legal in india

 No.106196

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>Ideology-Islam



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 No.105961[Reply]

Story time:

>be me

>be 14 years old
>neighbor woman like 20 years old invites me on a camping trip
>hanging out with a bunch of 20 year olds. Like 3 guys and 2 girls.
>We're played pokemon themed monopoly.
>no drugs or anything too degenerate. Honestly shocking how wholesome the group is
>You'd think this group would be into some weird shit but they're like in the top 5% of wholesomeness for people
>One of the guys says a joke or something and I laugh pretty hard
>One of the married 20 year old women says "whoa, I like your laugh!" (her husband was not there btw)
>oh haha
>don't think anything of it.
>everyone's treating me well despite being 14
>we all hop in the car and drive to the campsite.
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 No.106164

>>106160
lay off the porn for awhile.

 No.106165

>>106164
i dont really consume much porn. i spend most of my time working on getting my MP up. not my fault i grew up during a time of internet porn without any cultural/political guardrails in place to regulate shit.

 No.106178

>>106160
I fixed your story.
>be me
>be 14 years old
>neighbor woman like 20 years old invites me on a camping trip
>hanging out with a bunch of 20 year olds. Like 3 guys and 2 girls.
>We're played pokemon themed monopoly.
>no drugs or anything too degenerate. Honestly shocking how wholesome the group is
>You'd think this group would be into some weird shit but they're like in the top 5% of wholesomeness for people
>One of the guys says a joke or something and I laugh pretty hard
>One of the married 20 year old women says "whoa, I like your laugh!" (her husband was not there btw)
>oh haha
>don't think anything of it.
>everyone's treating me well despite being 14
>we all hop in the car and drive to the campsite.
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 No.106188

>>106178
>finally it's over, we collapse together on the pile of bear furs she was using as a sleeping bag
where the fuck did that girl get bear fur?

>her pikachu tee-shirt explodes as her straining abs rip through the thin fabric

haram. disrespectful to pikachu.

 No.106194

>>106188
She killed the bears with her bare hands heh



 No.105978[Reply]

Post SSS tier softcore porn. Stuff that makes you feel romantic or puts butterflies in your stomach.
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 No.106121

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 No.106128

>>106115
Didn't click, but is that you, devfren? Will bump

 No.106170

Not softcore anything but I find the grill on the right's expression and gesture charming for whatever reason heh

 No.106171

>>106170
Well thank you for actually posting something.



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 No.106052[Reply]

The frieren guy be like
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 No.106125

>>106112
>i am such a loser addict that i have to bank on hypotheses which only exist in my own tiny head
You won so hard, ciggie-sucker. Nice reading comprehension and logic btw. So commendable.

 No.106126

>>106111
>h-he never asked my pronouns even after i made a new thread to cry...!!1
lol

 No.106127

>>106108
*cracks a beer open with u* *King of the Hill theme starts* The best drugs I ever tookened were mind-bending shit that makes me exhausted after taking it and then I hate it for a month.

 No.106135

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>*cracks a beer open with u* *King of the Hill theme starts* The best drugs I ever tookened were mind-bending shit that makes me exhausted after taking it and then I hate it for a month.

 No.106136

Having some faggot who posts soyjaks find you to be disagreeable means you're doing something right.



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 No.106025[Reply]

I ran out of my first pack of cigarettes. Should I buy more?

Also AMA about tobacco.
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 No.106050

>>106048
So does tobacco, but at least being high is more fun than a nicotine buzz.

 No.106076

alright guys I bought some more tobacco. I need you guys to pay me back. You guys peer pressured me into buying more. Send money to my paypal.

 No.106093

>>106076
Broke faggot lol

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 No.106099

>>106098
Nah, stay mad tobacconigger. First documented occurrence of smoking weed for recreation happened in prehistoric Western China when proto-White proto-Iranians still lived there, so thousands of years ago. Go bother a nigger for a menthol you fucking clown.



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 No.106057[Reply]

How to hire only whites in the USA (which is normally illegal)

Step 1) Figure out how many employees you need (perhaps 10)

Step 2) hire 10 white men and 10 nons

Step 3) give the white men all the hours and prime time slots and give the nons almost no hours and weak time slots.

Step 4) You have succeeded until a liberal notices that your business is running too well to be diverse.

Step 5) When the authorities show up, assure them that you have hired both nons and whites. If they press the issue, then remain polite and give the nons more hours until the heat dies down. You must keep on the down-low. If word gets out in the internet you're doing this, you don't stand a chance. You need to employ "plausible deniability".

Step 6) Once the heat dies down, cut the nons hours and get back to business.
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 No.106066

>>106063
trannies are also very political and extreme left (not in terms of killing landlords but in terms of supporting BLM, immigration, political correctness, etc.)

 No.106069

>>106066
Who cares? If you're paying for their health insurance they aren't going to rock the boat too much and risk losing their pills. Their opinions are completely irrelevant unless your company is a coop.

 No.106072

>>106069
We had a tranny working at our store and they would "anonymously" rat the boss out for random shit like how there was a handful of boxes in front of a door. Apparently he's working for a competing store these days and robbing the guy blind, giving huge cash discounts to the customers and pocketing the money. Based but not the kind of person I'd want working for me lmoa

 No.106073

>>106069
they ruin games
>8chan.moe/v/res/1652859.html
type A type B bullshit, they them, etc.

they waste company funds on garbage no one wants like concord

they make you use shitty developer-hostile programming languages like rust

they make you use shitty user-hostile operating systems like linux

 No.106074

>>106073
Those are situations where trannies are in charge of companies anon. Unless you're planning on putting on a dress it's a non-issue for hiring.



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 No.99187[Reply]

How many of you were dumb enough to fall for the Epstein meme?
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 No.99198

>boo hoo hoo moooom they didnt let me join the elite babyfuck club
You think your bitching about how raping kids should be legal is somehow supposed to be endearing? You're easier to kill than the connected freaks actually guilty of it, dumbass retard nigger. Shut the fuck up and kill yourself already.

 No.99449

The Qfaggot butthurt over today's rug pull is off the charts.

 No.99451

EPSTEIN'S CAKE WAS A LIE

 No.105675

this thread is now 8 months old, how many of you are still stupid enough to still be falling for transparently fake eppie meme?

 No.105932

how to get into hollywood?

easy

like 123 abc

wear chuck taylors and pajamas, and colorful kids bracelets and multiple watches for no apparent reason, like the Hollywood Celebrity Macaully Culkin does in the RedLetterMedia.com youtube videos, like not in a cool way but a weird way. talk about sleepovers. about being the little spoon.

and, while Mc-culk didn't do that, maybe also end like every other sentence with a "..for the little boy" in kind of an effeminate soft voice, so people know that ure really Hollywood-cool. try it.

hopefully Mike Stocklasa the C tier internet celebrity from redlettermedia.com youtube channel reads this post and thinks about it real hard and brings the Hollywood Celebrity Macaully Culkin around more often and asks him direct loaded questions on camera about his choice of attire and style and life experiences. i cant wait

this post and of similar quality high grade thoughts have been brought to you by overusing coffee for indefinite amount of time



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 No.103732[Reply]

What are some patterns you've seen with obviously generated text that immediately make you close the article?

>"No(t)[x], no(t) [y], no(t)[z], just"


>"This isn't a/just/just a/some [x]-it's a hurrpin' derpin' doo!"


>"[usually closing alliteration where it uses three words that start with the same letter]"


I hate this shit so much, man. AI has its place (primarily in science and medicine) but people are literally replacing it with everything they do and it's just gay.
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 No.105808

>>105802
There are no girls outside to talk to.

 No.105821

>>105808
You're not only wrong, but the opposite of correct. Who do you think has been voice-acting all those anime girls you've been fapping to since 11? AI wasn't around when Astro Boy first dropped.

 No.105828

>>105821
Recording studios are indoors. In anycase let me rephrase: there exists no place where a typical guy can just casually talk to women, and women are also always online and on their phone. There is virtually no "outside" to interact with, It's as dead as the internet.

 No.105829

>>105821
99% of women are infected with the genophage

 No.105858

>>105829
>>105828
How would you know, incels?



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