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 No.1600[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

So uh…my uh….my friend got this thing a short time ago like I said. It's a device that is supposedly able to reduce plaque in the veins of the penis that can constrict blood flow and compromise the ability to have uh…normal function. I-..my friend has suffered intimacy issues his entire life and I… he did a lot of secondhand research on acoustic wave therapy for male intimacy issues which has existed for a decade or so, by now. However, because healthcare in the US is in a bad way for wagies these days it wasn't realistic to pursue this treatment. This device is comparable to those used in clinics, just with some safety features to prevent laypeople from injuring themselves.

I've…my friend only used it once so far because despite the fact that he'd bought it back in late December today was the first day my-my friend's parents were both away.

My friend informed me that it was loud and scary at first but an ultimately painless and simple process. He's looking forward to seeing if his results mimic those of the many totally-not-paid testimonials on the website. Thank you for reading this story about my friend's unfortunate problem, he was hoping to start a family some day and he thinks this might be his only shot
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 No.63761

>Virgin At 36 - Deal Breaker?

 No.63829

>>63750
If everyone did the "love don't judge" thing, including the jewish billionaires that own the planet, then the world would actually be a pretty nice place

 No.63834

>>63829
Probably not. Everybody would be a meek little homo, afraid to get others to actually do anything, or have any standards.

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( - )

 No.64540

>thought I had ED and PE
>Turned out I just wasn't getting fully erect for years, because my cock wasn't get enough blood due to stimulant use
t.not HDV's friend. All drugs have their price.



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 No.57547[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

This is a thread to be nice to each other in and to talk about things that are /nice/ like cool stuff you've done or have planned or have watched or listened to 🙂👍
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 No.61023

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walking home with friend is /nice/

 No.61024

I've been thinking about making an electric moped of sorts. I don't really want to spend the money right now, but a 2kW engine is only like 100 bucks and they come with a throttle and everything. For a battery I'm looking at about 200ish. As for the vehicle itself, I've got tons of old bikes rotting in my garage, I'm sure I can manage something. It's way cheaper than I expected all considered.

 No.61035

>>61024
That's really cool, keep us posted my nigga

 No.61036

Where'd h'wint go btw

 No.61048

>>61035
There's a lot of stuff I want to do that I just don't have the time for.



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 No.83791[Reply]

why are they laughing at me
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 No.83875

>>83791
your penis is too big

 No.83879

>>83875
Men hate when that happens.

 No.83903

>>83875
you have zero manners

 No.83923

>>83879
it;s true see >>83903



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 No.56687[Reply]

I have just found out that there are "seven" colors. Somehow, for who knows what reason, indigo is now a color. Not a shade, but a color. Fucking what the fuck is this. Red, yellow, and blue are primary colors and orange, green, and purple are secondary, this is not even debatable, so WHO IN THE HELL came up with indigo as any part of that. You look at indigo and you tell me it's not a shade of purple, I dare you, there's no way you can without being a god DAMN liar. Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, you don't see crimson and say "hmmm, this sure is different from red". The Jews have to be behind this. Who else would it be. Indigo. INDIGO. This is like teaching kids that Pluto isn't a planet anymore, it's all part of this common core muh gender 1984 reality-reshaping newspeak antichrist nightmare atrocity zeitgeist. Reject indigo. Indigo is the enemy. Accepting indigo is accepting Bezos to come fuck your free range chickens at night. Unacceptable.
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 No.56695

>>56690
He lived to be 84, how bad could it be?

 No.56701

>>56695
Maybe the daoists were onto something. Notice that LIBRULS banned it in schools.

 No.56702

Indigo is blue

 No.56752

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>>56702
Indigo is a LIE

 No.58194

INDIGLO is baste



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 No.78244[Reply]

is this real?
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 No.78256

>>78254
shutup you mouldy pissflap

 No.78257

nigger bastard fight me IRL or fucking beta

don't dress up as police officers and smile at me either, money slaves, pseudo humans

 No.78261

took long enough to show up, maybe you needed to borrow some clothing and a car first, you also made sure that the time you were showing up was early enough that you wouldn't have been spotted

Real ones would just fucking show up tell me to fuck off and leave, not stand there with a smug look of never having experienced strife at all LOL

 No.78263

it is real when everyone is dancing on little golden goddess day (screening)

 No.78277

>>78263
I piss on all of your graves



 No.24282[Reply]

What is YOUR middle-age mental-breakdown tranny name?
>Helen
>Lisa
>Dakota
>Lusiane
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 No.62957

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>>62955
Avid Merrion?

 No.64150

>Nadine
>a.k.a. Naddie

 No.68853

molly
jenny
liv

 No.69685

>>25164
fantastic fucking post

 No.69759




 No.72271[Reply]

is smoking still cool?
do any of you guys smoke?
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 No.72334

>>72325
I'd rather contain some big fat cocks

 No.72337

>>72308
this kid makes it look cool.

 No.72405

You see, White people instinctually feel pity for self-loathing retards. If OP wants to die so badly, he needs to be more hateful or hang out with niggers.

 No.72406

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im so shy ><

 No.72478

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>>72406
Hey 4chon. It's me the official vag00 and I made this video for you all to enjoy.



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 No.55114[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

This is the real comfy vidya thread

>post:

Low bit
High bit

Soundtracks welcome
see: https://youtu.be/kOd5_j0OTQo

wrap up and post some nostalgia based or comfy based video game materia ITT
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 No.69382

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This nigga was running thru the woods in his undies

 No.69383

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Emma best girl

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 No.39288[Reply]

milf thread, because theyre just better
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 No.79358

>>71752
diabetes
you hate to see it
poor one out for grandma

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 No.89387

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 No.89589

>>89387
Is that your mum being proud of her gay son?

 No.89591

>>89589
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



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 No.80356[Reply]

this is extremely unfair
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 No.81955

>>81943
I'd like to grow some very large cucumbers to use as anal dilators

 No.82024

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 No.82376

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I CANT BELIEFE YOUVEE CYINR HTOS

 No.82378

>>81955
what a anals di#lers?

 No.82383

>>82382
yes



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 No.35909[Reply]

>I don't know why your generation can't find and keep a gf
<Ruined an entire generation of women by raising them to be whores and not combating 'empowerment culture at all'; such bad parents they traumatise young girls into casual sex and ridiculous standards for serial monogamy
>You're still unemployed? Why didn't you give the boss a firm handshake?
<Facilitated a corporate culture so harrowing that an algorithm will just chuck out your resume without anyone in HR actually reading it with HR people usually from the mentally ill generation of women they've raised
>I went to the [insert boomer event; including gorging yourself at a restaurant and terrorising young minimum wage, going to a pointless expensive event] and there were too many [increasing racial minority]
<Literally allowed and voted for diversity in immigration and affirmative action policies in the late 60s, and refuses to vote for policies that would mean they don't exploit non-white people as serfs to feed them and wipe their arse for next to nothing because they can't change their lifestyle
>Kids these days, I did it rough too when I was buying a home
<Is almost literally the only demographic buying homes now, will be furious at rent freezes because they can't pay off their own negatively geared investment properties, bought a home for the same price of a mid range non-luxury new car today, continues to horde wealth and refuses to let the industry collapse. So much have they destroyed the real estate industry and enabled banks and bank bailouts that an algorithm will just reject your loan application outright (same as most applications tbh, including uni) and ruin your life without even meeting you. This actually applies to most debt they've accrued, including the auto industry; they're the only ones even buying new cars.
>I've had to wait too long at the hospital, the medical system in [insert Western country] sucks!
<Is such a hedonistic glutton that their poor general health is marred by completely preventable diseases like hypertension, obesity, Type II Diabetes, their inability to take care of themselves will ensure an already straining industry collapses
>When I was your age, university was free! Those were the good old daysPost too long. Click here to view the full text.
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 No.59522

>>59510
Explain

 No.61240

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>>59489
>wojak artist
Lol

 No.61516

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 No.61593

>>40879
Can confirm that is all true including the oddly specific observation of the boomer man being completely dominated by the boomer wife.

 No.61599

>>61587
Petty criminals are always ugly it seems



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 No.77966[Reply]

this is me
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 No.78442

cool

 No.78491

>>78040
bellend

NOW

 No.78493

>>78491
goblinsaga sexual harassment incident (again)

 No.78616

BEH LEND NAO



 No.84004[Reply]

So i lost 27kg last time i checked, that was a few months ago, my underwear is very loose now but my diabetes sugar level is very high so I must figure out a new diet to go onto.
I don't want to give up sugar completely so im just going to avoid highly processed food and make all my food from fresh ingredients. Thank God for youtube tutorials.
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 No.84150

>>84147
Can't wait for the day someone opens a keto restaurant or takeaway place.

 No.84152

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>>84150
>keto takeaway place
That will defeat the whole purpose cuz it will be industrialised slop disguising itself as natural, stop relying on everything to be served to you

 No.84153

>>84147
i don't fucking care about carb diet shit, im just trying to eat natural and create my own flour for bread. i can eat loads of potatoes without it effecting my sugar as long as my diet is natural

 No.84234

>>84152
Yeah I was a bit caffeinated when I made that comment. It's true the processing, adding of preservatives etc wrecks food, and in fact also makes it taste like garbage. Might be repeating myself honestly but I still get surprised at the difference between store-bought sauces, dips, condiments etc, vs home-made or restaurant stuff (but I don't go to sit-down restaurants often). But some store bought stuff is okay, like pesto is nice. Had baked salmon with pesto it was excellent.

 No.84446

are chickpea flour safe?



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 No.81845[Reply]

Chon zombies hanging in there?
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 No.82181

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>my cat's boo-boo smells like shea butter

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natalist sisters... we got too cocky

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zombies are sexy



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 No.80152[Reply]

IT'S HAPPENING
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 No.80163

Flat Earth tier psyop designed to make conspiracytards look like idiots who will believe anything.

It's working, as usual.

 No.80167

>>80163
OP video sounded tongue-in-cheek

 No.82552

its never happened

 No.84967

>>80154
no responses from OP to this, typical, the post doesnt support their skitzo retard views so they just flat out ignore it lol

 No.84982

>>80154
>>84967
A two sentence blurb from google isn't proof of anything. Might as well use a ouija board and ask Satan



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