Aryan woman: "Jesus, please help!! My daughter has a demon!! Please cast it out of her!!"
*The woman proceeds to worship Jesus.*
Jesus: "Oy vey, another goyim shiksa. Ok disciples, let me handle this."
*Jesus clears his throat*
Jesus: "Ok so my blessings are like bread, right?"
Aryan woman: "Yes Lord, that's right!"
Jesus: "Ok yeah, and you wouldn't give your kid's bread to a dog, right?"
Aryan woman: "Uhh, L-Lord, what are you trying to say?"
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