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 No.103971[Reply]

Dear sweet fuck how the hell does anybody still bother with 4ailchan? I just tried to post some shit because I got a bad case of the feels right now and it won't STFU and go away until I release the pressure by vomiting it up on someone else, and like: wait 2 minutes to reply, type in captcha, "lel nope wrong captcha try again after 3 fucking seconds", repeat 4 or 5 times before I throw my hands in the air and give the fuck up, and was about to give up on this shit site too because of your stupid fucking captcha too -- "sorry your message was too long" F#$@!#%$ FUCK YOU I'M GONNA POST TO SOME-FUCKING-BODY I CAN'T JUST LET THIS SHIT GO IF I COULD SWALLOW MY OWN SHIT AND NOT BE BOTHERED I FUCKING WOULD FUCK YOU ALL, WHY DO IMAGE BOARDS HAVE TO SUCK SO HARD NOW, WHY DOES THE WHOLE FUCKING INTERNET HAVE TO BE SO SHITTY AND STUPID AND LAME ANYMORE, WHY ARE WE ALL ALLOWING CORPO CLOWN-WORLD HELL TO RULE US ALL

Anyway, here's a couple big bitch whine screeds and you can just hide thread and move on if you don't wanna read /r9k/ style pissing and moaning:

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1)

Better to be a fat woman than a fat man. Obese bitches get laid on Tinder all the time, they're guaranteed to have sex any time they like, women have sex with who they like and men have sex with who they can. And while it is time-consuming to lose weight, it's worth it and you'll set your sails for life on easy-mode even more so than you already do.

Be thankful you were born with a hole and not a pole, thereby free of judgement and labels and everybody cares about you and wants the best for you instead of considering you worth less than dirt who should just die and nobody gives a crap what you think or do, you all can just do whatever you please without the constraints of reason and accountability, nobody is gonna call you a geek or a loser if you cosplay or play video games, hell by virtue of being female you decide whether or not video games and cosplay is a geek activity or a high social status venture!

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Post too long. Click here to view the full text.(JESSE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?)
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 No.104039

>>104031
It's better to have no friends than to have fake friends

 No.104065

>>104039
The worst friends are drunkards. As soon as they realize that they can't wait till you to sponsor drunken feasts, they lose interest in you completely.
Practically, native, same-blooded children might be great friends when they grow up to at least 16 years old. And they can also work for an owner of the capital, and bring you, as the head of the family, money into the family until they get married.

 No.104172

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Are Amerikan women really this shitty?

>men having a nap is an "ick"

>tiktok.com/@hoe_math/video/7311127202605698346

 No.104173

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In totalitarian shitholes like the West, you're seen as a "homeless bum" or "lazy slob" if you nap in public.

In free countries like China, you can literally just sleep wherever you want. No one will bother you or even look down upon you, unlike white women (whoids) and white boomers. Both men and women do it in Asia without any hesitation as it's culturally acceptable. No theft issues either unlike the crime-ridden low-trust West. Possession of drugs is a mandatory prison sentence in most Asian countries so there are no roaming druggies to worry about bothering you; even Jackie Chan's son wasn't spared a 6-month prison sentence for being caught with some marijuana in China.

Just sleep snugly anywhere, white man.

They even nap in stores, check out the photos in this NYT article:

https://archive.ph/k8ZEM
https://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/27/world/what-in-the-world/shh-its-naptime-at-ikea-in-china.html

>The Chinese ability to sleep wherever, whenever, is something of a national pastime. Citizens can be found dozing off, sometimes in bizarre contortions, in supermarkets, on playground equipment, on the backs of mopeds, under parked vehicles and on Ikea display beds.
>At Ikea’s 21 stores across China, customers (and those simply looking for some climate-controlled shut-eye) have no qualms about getting comfortable on the display furniture. The madding crowd or a stranger already slumbering in the same bed is, the Chinese will tell you, no obstacle to a good nap.
>While snoozing is prohibited at Ikea stores elsewhere, the Swedish retailer has long permitted Chinese customers to doze off, rather than alienate shoppers accustomed to sleeping in public.

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>>104172
I think it depends on family upbringing and circle of friends.


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 No.103666[Reply]

Has anyone ever decided to do penetrative coitus with somebody confirmed HIV positive with oozing lesions visibly present at or around the orifice three or four times on a leap year sunday? Come on guys I just wanna be a cool kid also on the watch list. Jeez, you make me have to say the quiet part out loud and I don't even get a happy ending.
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 No.104158

>>104147
>>104148
Literally no one elsewhere on the planet refers to anyone from anywhere on the two American continents as "American". When people hear "America", they immediately think of the USA. USA is the only country that refers to America in its name. It would be just as senseless to call Canadians American as it would be to call a guy from nondescript monkey country #20 American. "Usarican"/USAian is some dumb ESL spic bullshit posted on int by favela monkeys from brownzil (or to mock them with how stupid it sounds). Nobody calls people from the UK "UKian". Gotta be honest, this is the most pointless argument I've engaged with in a long time. Good luck trying to force this shit, but I guarantee the only result will be making yourself look retarded.

 No.104162

>>103913
That's where all jeets should stay. Jeet street shitters.

 No.104163

>>103968
No.

This:
>>103896
Is avid. He's the gay Bonnie blue/Sasha grey of 4chon. You're welcome. It was a pleasure clearing that up for you. Have a nice... whatever time of the earth cycle spinning, you're on.

 No.104175

>>104163
Avid doesn't post here anymore, but you already knew that. You're just perpetually butthurt.

 No.104176

>>104175
Avid's butt never hurts, he can take cocks of any size with no lube and no pain! He's the god of nigger jizzum. When it comes to making brothas cum, he's peerless.


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 No.102137[Reply]

Can women love other women /lounge/?
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 No.104099

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Could have swore I had this image selected heh

 No.104101

>>104099
She's patting herself on the back a bit too much, but she's not entirely wrong. It really is nice having someone to deal with the minutia of life so you can focus on something. Task switching kills productivity.

 No.104102

>>102137
Another woman can love another woman if the first woman is the first wife with a living husband, and the second woman is the second wife with the same alive husbund. This is because nature and heaven intended that a husband is needed for childbearing.
In the case of goddamned Sodomite-Gomorrate relations, which are prohibited by the Koran/The Torah/Bible in them are commands the word of God to kill homosexualists, between two lesbians, one of them begins to imitate a husband, stops caring for herself, and the children grow up with psychological trauma because their father is missing, without respectful reason.

 No.104165

Only if the other (wo)MAN has a real biological cock and balls. Yes, twnbarw but it is -what it is.

 No.104169

>>104101
She is entirely wrong to believe "most men have this kind of support" or that most women of our generation are proactive about taking care of chores.


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 No.84440[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

cringe thread
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 No.104082

>>104080
one can lick it and then stick it, my dude.

 No.104083

>>104082
Don't you think that doing cunnilingus humiliates you as a man, as a male human?

 No.104084

>>104082
and then, with these desecrated lips, you shall pray to some Deity and talk to your mother.

 No.104085

>>100257
He is funny

 No.104167

>>104083
Ew. Sex. Don't you know ya could die from cooties(but you actually can, it's called aids).


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 No.101680[Reply]

You want to hear something funny? I got a 3 day ban for racism right before it went down.
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 No.101684

>>101681

 No.101685

>>101683
heh

 No.101706

>>101680
you said nigger so hard that it broke the internet

 No.104095

>>101680
This is not racism, but intraspecific discrimination, and this is a natural phenomenon, it does not always occur, but sometimes, among the living beings of the planet Earth.

 No.104107

>>101680
racism/intraspecific discrimination among people is better than breeding a new race of black narrow-eyed people from Sodomic fornication between all races of humans on the planet Earth. By the way, I've seen such people, they look disgusting outwardly, but I can't say anything about their abilities, I haven't had a chance to evaluate them. And they probably can't drink milk because of the evil Asian gene.


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 No.102360[Reply]

i used to work for the human experiment
AMA
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 No.102364

I'm not looking to LARP with you, thanks.

 No.102365

cringe faggot

 No.102369

wololo

 No.102373

nice creative writing, kike.

 No.104094

>>102360
The humanity of the planet Earth is an experiment. But I don't know whose it is, and I don't have any documentation on the experiment.


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 No.102803[Reply]

Y chon ded
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 No.102865

>>102856
I'll have you know that my board receives over 9000 nigger erection posts per hour but you've got to delete system32 to see them

 No.102868

>>102865
test

 No.102869

So boxdestroyed really was your tripcode lol. Faggot was trying to troll the real fake avid on his padded cell board and was so retarded he mistook the subject field for the name one.

 No.102891

>>102869
>>102868
please don't use my trip to post cringe! my trip is all I have (other than black willies)

 No.104093

>>102803
You are wrong, dude.


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 No.103720[Reply]

[I] am incompatible with modern society

I think that homosexuality is disgusting
I think that niggers are retarded animals
I think that a 22 year old should be able to marry a horny 17 year old in peace.
I think the 90's were the best decade for every country on earth in the history of the world.

I have no friends. No one will have me. I'm persecuted for my beliefs. I'm in my prime and yet I'm just waiting to die. Life is fucking terrible and Ted Kaczynski was right about everything.
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 No.103777

>>103770
>If I say even one slightly racist or sexist thing at my college I will kicked out,
True.
>and black-listed from every school in the country.
False.
In any case, the problem is people don't address issues and respond to them appropriately. They would rather suck conservative dick, whine about the DEMONRATS, and move on to the latest schizo LARP. They get their news cycle nigger-cattle feed, tell each other spooky stories about it, and that's all. They can't and won't keep the pressure up on issues they supposedly cared about.
>>103771
>Texas has a lot of empty land and the laws of the State of Texas allow you to do a bit more on your land than is allowed in California
Until it becomes a suburb and you get fucked by the local municipality, and the city council has a personal stake in building "multifamily housing" in the place you've lived for the last 15 years, but I understand your sentiment. Where I live right now they raised the price of water to subsidize the construction companies that are fucking up my area. If you ever move to the middle of nowhere I think it's necessary to entrench yourself in local politics to prevent parasites from "increasing development", because they will come eventually.

 No.103783

I would really love to live in a cave somewhere

 No.104088

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>>103720
>>I think the 90's were the best decade for >>every country on the Earth in the history of >>the world.

What the nonsense did I just hear?

 No.104089

>>103783
Caves built by mountains are not enough, take a quest to purchase bricks and build an imitation cave yourself.

 No.104091

>>103720
>> I think that homosexualism is disgusting
At least Islam, Orthodox Christianity, and Judaism support your opinion. God Elohim destroyed the cities of Sodom and Gommorah for doing homosexualism, and THEY may do so with the cities of the European Union as well.


 No.102566[Reply]

Previous thread: >>>/lounge/75838
...and archive: https://archive.ph/UEV0v
Thread before that one: >>>/lounge/62881
...: https://archive.ph/LnHeN
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 No.103992

>>103556
idiott smith is a top tier name

>>103634
epic

>>103638
not really a fan of this but could be useful to impress hipsters so i saved it to a playlist

>>103905
reminds me of "king missile-detachable penis" as well as "weezer-tired of sex"

>>103531
i wish i had a secret place

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 No.103994

>>103992
Smith is a 6.5 tier name. Very common but decent

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 No.104077



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 No.104046[Reply]

UTUBETROLLPOLICE VS 4CHON & ALTCHANS

 No.104047

Man what did we do? Move along officer!

 No.104048

ACAB

 No.104064

>>104046
Are there many Übertrolle in this place, Policeman?


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 No.104027[Reply]

Incognito, have you encountered a marvel (of any kind, good, neutral, evil, chaotic) in your life? If it's not a secret to keep for you, can you tell me about it?

 No.104030

I like going into the woods on my property during summer evenings and seeing all the lightning bugs glow. It's a nice time and place for contemplation.

 No.104035

I just run into a lot of "synchronicities". I can't really give too many examples off of the top of my head even though it happens often. LOL

 No.104037

>>104030
Nice. I hope evil boomers never spray or mow there

 No.104044

I had deja vu while playing FF14 the other day, does that count?


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 No.102383[Reply]

Old thread hit the bump limit
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 No.103759

>>103757
You're projecting about everything except probably age, so I'll throw you that bone. Keep tabbing between 4chomo to run damage control and Roblox to groom kids all day, you supreme loser.

 No.103760

>>103708
>Those of us remaining have shrugged off incredible psychic damage from rogue schizos and other nonsense over the past 15 fuckin' years or whatever
Yeah whos fault is that? Ban friepedxvidcel and maybe the board will start to heal.

 No.103762

>>103760
>pedophile is so ludicrously butthurt by me now it's blaming me for the loss of traffic and calling for my ban
You love to see it. You nonces were still talking about me during my month absence with how butthurt I made you. I honestly would've stayed gone after checking on how things were with the 4chan downtime if you weren't such a pussy. The fact is you talk about me all the fucking time and disrupt discussion, then blame me for replying to your inane witch-hunting. You need to fucking kill yourself for everyone's sake, useless eater.

 No.103933

>>103708
replace 4chon with a new source

 No.104026

>>103933
I still like the name though. Right now it's just dead because "it just is", you know? Maybe it's unsalvageable but I'd like to believe it may not be heh. We're a far cry below a "comfy" slow imageboard speed at this time but if we could get up to 30~ semi-coherent posts a day I think that would be fine


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 No.84681[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Where do I find a collection of all the smuggies?
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 No.103908

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 No.103998

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smuggies are now animated

 No.104000

>>103998
I don't remember the AVGN saying that.

 No.104016

>>103998
could I use AI to make an animated version of the steesatu penis pic

 No.104018

>>104016
Would be lulsy.


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 No.103806[Reply]

Trannies get satisfaction out of persecution. They like it when their complaints become authenticated.

So your son says he's a tranny. I think the most powerful way to fuck him over is to calmly and cleverly make his life shittier than it was before. When he first comes out, calmly say "well that's disappointing". Obviously, dead-name and use the "wrong" pronouns. Bonus points if you treated him nicely his whole life before the coming out, and now you just treat him like a homeless guy on the street, not hatred, just disgust. Don't just kick him out of the house immediately. After he comes out of the closet, wait like a month or something and then say "sorry SON I need a new weight room. You have to live in the garden shed now."

I think this strategy is alot more powerful than simply screeching and telling him to gtfo. If you blow your top, he'll likely start a go-fund-me and make 20k from online LGBT activists. They love being victims.
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 No.103990

>>103967
All whites in the south I know moved out immediately at 18 and stayed out

>>103949
>While the prevailing religion in Afghanistan doesn't approach this in a scientific manner, it's coincidentally closer to aligning with nature in a procreative fashion unlike the liberal religion in the rest of the world which effectively functions as a suicide cult
In the infamous rat utopia experiment the rats eventually stopped breeding entirely. Not breeding in an overcrowded, dystopian shithole is natural. Some societies should commit suicide, and the women that assist in this process are righteous for doing so

 No.103995

>>103990
>some societies should commit suicide, and the women that assist in this process are righteous for doing so
I think terence mckenna's one child proposal is a bit more balanced and humane than what you're saying, but terence mckenna was a gay hippy so that's probably fine

 No.103997

>>103995
He also wants 1 man for every 3 women explicitly because he believes that's too many women for men to control at that point.

 No.103999

>>103988
Pretty much.

 No.104001

>>103967
You can't change nature. You can fight nature, but you will always lose on a long enough timeline. What happens when an animal's population gets too big? They start getting sicking and starving to death. Humans are no different and one day we won't have the luxury of fighting sickness and hunger to the extent of keeping an artificially high population. You can pave all the roads you want, but eventually they will erode and plants will grow there again. In modernity the very nature(heh) of nature is misunderstood. The only public discussion about nature you're allowed to have with political implications is hippie vegan shit. They think humans are completely divorced from nature or rose above it.They believe soyence is magic and have some vague idea that a loose assortment of "leaders" and "experts" have a future-proof contingency plan for everything. They're very wrong. Too bad they probably won't be alive to see the extent of the consequences.

>>103990
>All whites in the south I know moved out immediately at 18 and stayed out
It's not a southern problem, it's a problem of the perceived need to move to cities in order to find work or meet people.


 No.98213[Reply]

THIRD TIME IS HOPEFULLY THE CHARM Edition
>vaporwave, retrowave, j-pop, k-pop, canto-pop, anime ost/bgm, japanese shoegaze, j-rock, 80s/90s pop, lo-fi, chillwave, classic hip-hop, chillhop, jazzhop, vgm music thread

>plz include artist name & song title or no one will click your embed. spam gets deleted

previous: >>>/lounge/50550
Archive1: https://webcf.waybackmachine.org/web/20250131064703/https://4chon.me/lounge/res/50550.html
Archive2: https://archive.ph/44kWf
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 No.102645

usually don't like chiptune but it's well-composed

uses NES sound chip with VRC7 cartridge chip
>wikipedia.org/wiki/Memory_management_controller_(Nintendo)#VRC7

 No.102662

>>102645
Very based

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 No.103633

>Sanctuary OS (Atmospheric Breaks/Jungle/Frutiger Aero/Nintendo/Dreamcast)

 No.103972

mandopop


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