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 No.9107[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

reminder to drink water 👍🙂🔥🔥🔥💯
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 No.87039

whats is water

 No.99970

Wow, how helpful!

 No.111773

I have used and abused nitrous many times and forgotten many revelations but I think the last one , from a few years ago, was to drink more water. I'd been slacking on that the last month or so chugging coffee but I drank "a lot" (over 1L) of water yesterday. Unfortunately it makes me piss which if I'm near houses and cameras means I have to waste more water flushing it away such is the life of the modern mane...Ecos basilisk can't come soon enough...

 No.111775

>>111773
Did it give you tinnitus

 No.111777

>>111775
I can't remember for sure, I think so. I know I used to think I had persistent tinnitus before I did nitrous and I don't think I have it anymore . Maybe I'm just better at recognizing the sounds of fridges and other energy sinx

Tldr idk



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 No.100608[Reply]

In this thread we will talk about anything related to sleep, dreams, nighttime, etc
Last thread : >>3337

Today's dream involved going outside at night and finding some qt goth chick who asks me to help walk her home. On the way, some beefy dude shows up and starts stabbing me. I stab him back worse. We both start running out of enough blood to continue stabbing, so I tell the girl now would be a good time to stop being useless. She then proceeds to kill him. Meanwhile I stay conscious long enough to get dragged into her house to be patched up. Win?
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 No.110237

>>110231
Quit caffeine.

 No.110278

>>110231
All the years you knew Smiley and you never got him to teach you how to dreamcraft smh famalamalamalam

 No.111508

Dream I was on the highway at night. I kept going around in a circle because every exit was blocked by police. There was some jackass whose car kept falling apart and the two times I drove around to see him he was in some predicament. Eventually I was able to get off the highway and made it to my job, like back when I did inventory work. Joined in the crew for some crafts store, which I arrived late for. During the gig, one of the coworkers tried to grab something on the top shelf without a latter. I specifically asked them if they wanted me to grab one for them but they ignored me. Whatever they were grabbing, it pushed things off the shelf onto the people in the next aisle, but they seemed okay when I checked on them. I realized how many people were there, didn't care for it, and then decided to leave, except that I didn't take my car to do so because now the store was in the middle of the city so I decided to walk home. I was talking to somebody on the phone, I don't know who, and they were complaining about something on their end. I remember specifically telling them that where I was wasn't any better, I specifically remember being on 7th St. and was about to tell them how awful everything looked when some nigger with an axe walks out from the unlit dark and comes after me. The nigger precedes to kill me with the axe. When I woke up, I freaked out a bit because the shadow cast from my computer in the next room made it look like there was a large figure crouched over against the wall.

I hate niggers, kill all niggers.

 No.111509

>>110237
this has nothing to do with dreams, i drink coffee everyday and i have regular dreams

 No.111771

Dreamt I was in high school taking gym class. The class was setting up volleyball for the day and I was trying to sneak out to leave early. As it so happened, a sea lion had for some reason appeared from the pool room and somehow gotten ahold of a golf cart that it was using to flee the area. The teacher was desperately trying to catch the sea lion but was too slow. I offered to go after it but lost it somewhere up towards the mountains. As I kept walking, the road turned to dirt, and I wound up in a dilapidated mining town with an 1800's vibe whose only continued use was for the train tracks that bisected the back half of the town. Nearing the tracks to cross over them, my brother was beside me, and we talked about things I can't remember as we followed the dirt road which circled back. When we crossed the tracks again, I told him he deserved better, and we went back down towards civilization. Our parents picked us up and drove us back to my current apartment. My mother started badgering me for doing nothing right so I stabbed the shit out of her. Then I woke up.



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 No.107576[Reply]

prev >>31969

Niggers niggers niggers kikes kikes kikes
Shit and cum and shit and cum
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>>108831
Nepnigger

 No.109350

Niggers niggers niggers kikes kikes kikes
Shit and cum and shit and cum

 No.109367

>>109350
stop bumping your thinly veiled beastiality thread

 No.111765

Niggers niggers niggers kikes kikes kikes
Shit and cum and shit and cum

 No.111768

>>111765
some nerve bumping this thread with that slop instead of liru or your furry realdoll collection only because you're still butthurt a mod banned you 3 years ago for something you shouldn't have posted



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 No.111602[Reply]

>born in godless jap land
>Mom and dad at work 16 hours a day and regret having a child
>1 in 4 of the girls at your middle school are doing porn to pay for highschool
>study 20 hours a day only to get 101st place on the local exam (the competition is pretty stiff, you see)
>Given no reason to live or exist other than nebulous ideas like "shame" and "pride"
>Barely get into highschool, parents don't even think about me anymore, too busy paying bills
>Finally find a girl that pities me enough to date me, don't even bother asking for her body count
>Humans need an idol to survive so I start idolizing her
>Can't stop thinking about her
>All my actions are in service of my queen
>She kinda tolerated me at first but now she's getting tuned off by my neediness
>She starfishes for my 4 incher approximately 2 times in 2 years
>eventually dumps me halfway through highschool.
>LostMyIdol.jpg
>Going insane, losing my mind because I placed my faith in another human being
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 No.111605

Japan's biggest social issue, aside from NIGGERS AND JEWS and Commie leftists, is the work culture that goes out of its way to hobble the population. If they could unite around fixing that issue, everything else would fall into place and NIPPON COULD RISE AGAIN.

 No.111611

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>born in the land of the free™
>Mom and dad divorced before I could walk, paying child support to two different step-dads
>1 in 3 girls at your middle school are already on birth control and have an OnlyFans to pay for vape juice
>go into $100k debt for a Gender Studies degree from a state college
>Given no reason to live or exist other than nebulous ideas like "Freedom" and "The American Dream"
>Barely graduate, move back into my childhood bedroom, parents too busy refinancing the mortgage to notice me
>Finally match with a girl on Tinder, she's a single mom with a niglet, 220 lbs, has a septum ring and is covered in tattoos but I'm desperate
>don't even bother asking for her body count (it's triple digits)
>Humans need an idol to survive so I start idolizing her
>Can't stop thinking about her, buy her UberEats every night
>All my actions are in service of my Queen
>She kinda used me for free food at first but now she's getting turned off by my financial instability
>She starfishes for my circumcised 5 incher approximately 2 times in 2 years (can't find the hole half the time)
>eventually dumps me for a guy with a lifted truck
>LostMyDream.jpg
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 No.111617

America's biggest social issues, aside from a rigged two-party system that runs like barely opposing mafia families, is NIGGERS AND JEWS that hobble the population. If they could unite around fixing that issue, everything else would fall into place and FREEDOM COULD RISE AGAIN.

 No.111619

>>111611
beautiful



 No.111379[Reply]

thoughts?
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 No.111588

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 No.111589

>>111588
The superman

 No.111592

>>111547
His dick-sucking lips did.

 No.111597

>>111588
i look like this except better

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 No.105311[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

woman hate thread

Share stories. Post memes.
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 No.111442

>>111440
their broccoli son named ayden who grew up on discord will not give a f either he will take them to the slaughterhouse

 No.111462

>>111438
format your posts properly you fucking illiterate brown nigger retard idiot

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 No.111464[Reply]

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 No.111473

>>111472
Because our grandpas told us when we were little about how he used to flip burgers for 120$/hour in today's money and married his wife at 15 years old and bought a 2 story house for 100$ a month mortgage in today's money.

How can I live in a car knowing this information?

 No.111487

>>111473
Knowledge about irrelevant history shouldn't lead to suicide, and yes, anything that doesn't exist presently within your sphere of influence is irrelevant

>grandpa used to flip burgers for $120/hour and bought a house for $100

Retards will be blessed with fortune sometimes. Why suicide over this? You are aware that some people are literally born billionaires, right?

 No.111551

>>111464
too many people
billions must die
especially pajeets and chinks

 No.111552

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>>111551
forgot pic kek

 No.111555

>>111552
Bro, posting this book of a "meme" in every thread is not helping your cause. Either post succinct entertaining memes or dont post a file at all.



 No.111476[Reply]

You know what I really hate about people? You have to do everything on THEIR terms.
Hanging out with a friend? You have to play the game HE wants to play. You have to play the games in the way that HE dictates.
Oops did you deviate a little bit from what your friend wants to do? Now you're the bad person.
With strangers it's even worse. If you offend someone in public on accident or on purpose they're fuckin punch/stab/shoot you.
Have you ever noticed that "mental illness" is just doing what other people don't want you to do? It's a nebulous term.

fuck this gay earth.
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 No.111526

>>111525
Plenty of people have good genetics, and natural selection will ensure that fit genes survive. Why does it have to be your lineage?

 No.111527

>>111525
good genetics for a BBC fleshlight

 No.111535

>>111526
thats not natural selection you dipshit

 No.111545

>>111535
Survival of the fittest is literally natural selection

 No.111546

>>111545
no its not clopper



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 No.84681[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Where do I find a collection of all the smuggies?
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 No.108225

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is this a smuggie?

 No.108231

>>108225
>shall not be infringed

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 No.108663

>>108231
There are more than 8000 gun laws in the US. That's more than 8000 times the 2nd amendment has been infringed. And you let it happen. Polite sage for /pol/acking.

 No.111543

is this smugaroo in the thread yet?



 No.111069[Reply]

I researched the investment for bad times/war times. Everyone said "get into gold". So I bought gold PREDICTING THAT A WAR WOULD HAPPEN.

When the iran war started, GOLD DROPPED LIKE A ROCK!!!!
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 No.111206

>>111157
You're diagnosis of the situation falls apart when you realize that NPC's don't have enough money to buy any substantial amount of gold.

 No.111468

Trump tweeted that the straight it open permanently now. Hopefully gold shoots up tomorrow.

 No.111494

>>111468
hopefully farts and sharts get an IPO so i can cash in and make a lot of money

 No.111495

TRT is mooning rn, gonna be a big one

 No.111585

>>111190
If society is collapsing, you should have previously spent your finances on something that will still be useful, such as seeds and water purification equipment and electricity generating equipment



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 No.108291[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

>Epstein files finally leak
>It turns out Epstein spoke to moot the day /pol/ got reinstated
>That means that while I was relentlessly annoying people (to the point where people still remember Phantasm years later if you use certain pictures) Jeffrey Epstein and his cronies likely were also being annoyed at how much all of us were wrecking their psyops by just being ridiculous and shitposting
>I probably called Jeffrey Epstein a slur without realising it was him
>That was 14 and a half years ago
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 No.111452

>>111450
>Australia fights tooth and nail to elect a far-right representative
>Immediately starts crying tears of joy about cock and immigrants.

 No.111456

>>111450
Paging Phantasm
Was this character known to be a controlled opposition plant from the beginning or is all this stuff just "coming out" (heh) now?

 No.111457

>>111450
I wonder if it's possible he was legit at one point and they threatened him into this

 No.111460

>>111450
many such cases

 No.111461

>>111450
One Nation is weird, pajeet and chink candidates and stuff like this.



 No.104312[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

No /g/, no /tech/, so whatever. Copy-pasta's going here as this image board near the top of AllChan's Top 4Chan Alternatives page, because I'm certainly fucking not registering on plebbit or twatter just to make a simple inquiry:

What do you call it, when you press hold a letter or number on your physical keyboard, that determines how fast that number or letter gets "auto-typed" and how short the delay is before inserting said character?

I'm using Fluxbox on MX Linux, and I don't know what that setting is called, meaning I don't even know what man page or setting/system application's called that's buried somewhere to look up and RTFM.

If it matters: here's the neofetch for this 11-yo PC which hasn't been updated for several years. It doesn't say which exact version of Fluxbox and which exact version of MX is being used, don't know which exact key terms to web-search to find out how to show that info, and it's likely irrelevant.
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 No.111104

>>111103
Literally wife material

 No.111178

shit book with an absolutely pathetic attempt to get me to upload my ID

 No.111181

>>111178
I think that's true though. I have a fake, realistic looking account on full lockdown and sometimes people won't do business with me despite me appearing as the only potential customer

Despite this ofc I would never upload real shit

 No.111188

>>111103

"Ooh I'm the prettiest girl on tiktok...NO. you're black, ugly, nigger,...shit face"
https://www.reddit.com/r/cursed_videomemes/comments/ry9nmi/interesting_parenting/

 No.111455

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Deepseek is pretty badly censored like ChatGPT now (it'll refuse to answer if your question has anything mildly controversial/illegal), but not z.ai (on GLM 4.7 model at least).



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 No.111241[Reply]

She probably deserved it.
>b-but no one deserves that kind of treatment!
She was probably a bitch
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 No.111354

>>111341
If this was supposed to make you sound less deserving of being raped and tortured to death, it achieved the opposite effect.

 No.111355

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>>111341
>GUYS IM A FUCKING SPERG I DONT CARE ABOUT PEOPLES FEELINGS!!!!!!!

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 No.111373

>>111368
You seem pretty butthurt about your coming rape and death by torture for someone who finds those things so funny.

 No.111453

>>111341
>SAVE ME NIGGERMAN!!!
niggers love rape, white people hate it



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 No.50378[Reply]

Look at that gigantic manjaw. This bitch is not beautiful. If you took the top half of your head off, you could then use that to make a good looking face, but the bottom half with that HUGE jaw is hideous. Honestly it looks like a tranny almost were the upper half not feminine looking.
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 No.111400

>>73010
Ahahaha

 No.111423

>>88829
i fundamentally do not associate with ugly people

 No.111429

>>73078
Looks like a tranny

 No.111430

I think that you're all gay and retarded.

 No.111431

>>111430
High five!



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 No.111425[Reply]

Will liberals ever get what they deserve?

 No.111427

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>>111425
leftists trending higher



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