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Anonymous 10/27/25 (Mon) 04:50:21 No.106122 [Reply]

When my GF is 17 years, 364 days, 23 hours old and my 18th birthday was yesterday.

(I'm killing myself because I committed a pedophilia)

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Anonymous 10/30/25 (Thu) 02:48:47 No.106181

>>106173
This is true. The real bullshit cases are usually when people cross an invisible state line, or when the parents get butthurt.

Anonymous 10/30/25 (Thu) 17:19:50 No.106189

>>106132
i was reading a while back that india is considering a romeo and juliet clause because their age of concent laws are being used by parents to punish kids from other casts for having relationships with their own kids.

Anonymous 10/30/25 (Thu) 18:12:11 No.106191

>>106189
India is basically Fallout IRL. I don't think any laws are effectively enforced there.

Anonymous 10/30/25 (Thu) 18:29:42 No.106192

>>106189
I thought all forms of rape were legal in india

Anonymous 10/31/25 (Fri) 00:25:39 No.106196

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>Ideology-Islam

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Anonymous 10/24/25 (Fri) 00:28:24 No.105961 [Reply]

Story time:

>be me
>be 14 years old
>neighbor woman like 20 years old invites me on a camping trip
>hanging out with a bunch of 20 year olds. Like 3 guys and 2 girls.
>We're played pokemon themed monopoly.
>no drugs or anything too degenerate. Honestly shocking how wholesome the group is
>You'd think this group would be into some weird shit but they're like in the top 5% of wholesomeness for people
>One of the guys says a joke or something and I laugh pretty hard
>One of the married 20 year old women says "whoa, I like your laugh!" (her husband was not there btw)
>oh haha
>don't think anything of it.
>everyone's treating me well despite being 14
>we all hop in the car and drive to the campsite.
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Anonymous 10/28/25 (Tue) 22:10:49 No.106164

>>106160
lay off the porn for awhile.

Anonymous 10/28/25 (Tue) 22:27:18 No.106165

>>106164
i dont really consume much porn. i spend most of my time working on getting my MP up. not my fault i grew up during a time of internet porn without any cultural/political guardrails in place to regulate shit.

Anonymous 10/30/25 (Thu) 02:12:55 No.106178

>>106160
I fixed your story.
>be me
>be 14 years old
>neighbor woman like 20 years old invites me on a camping trip
>hanging out with a bunch of 20 year olds. Like 3 guys and 2 girls.
>We're played pokemon themed monopoly.
>no drugs or anything too degenerate. Honestly shocking how wholesome the group is
>You'd think this group would be into some weird shit but they're like in the top 5% of wholesomeness for people
>One of the guys says a joke or something and I laugh pretty hard
>One of the married 20 year old women says "whoa, I like your laugh!" (her husband was not there btw)
>oh haha
>don't think anything of it.
>everyone's treating me well despite being 14
>we all hop in the car and drive to the campsite.
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Anonymous 10/30/25 (Thu) 17:16:45 No.106188

>>106178
>finally it's over, we collapse together on the pile of bear furs she was using as a sleeping bag
where the fuck did that girl get bear fur?

>her pikachu tee-shirt explodes as her straining abs rip through the thin fabric
haram. disrespectful to pikachu.

Anonymous 10/30/25 (Thu) 19:59:30 No.106194

>>106188
She killed the bears with her bare hands heh

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Anonymous 10/24/25 (Fri) 03:48:01 No.105978 [Reply]

Post SSS tier softcore porn. Stuff that makes you feel romantic or puts butterflies in your stomach.

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Anonymous 10/26/25 (Sun) 23:46:37 No.106118

>>106115
[ - ]

Anonymous 10/27/25 (Mon) 00:31:22 No.106121

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>>106118

!!gBf2t4..OM 10/27/25 (Mon) 06:17:16 No.106128

>>106115
Didn't click, but is that you, devfren? Will bump

Anonymous 10/29/25 (Wed) 05:06:49 No.106170

Not softcore anything but I find the grill on the right's expression and gesture charming for whatever reason heh

Anonymous 10/29/25 (Wed) 06:21:04 No.106171

>>106170
Well thank you for actually posting something.

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Anonymous 10/25/25 (Sat) 18:09:37 No.106052 [Reply]

The frieren guy be like

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!!gBf2t4..OM 10/27/25 (Mon) 06:10:25 No.106125

>>106112
>i am such a loser addict that i have to bank on hypotheses which only exist in my own tiny head
You won so hard, ciggie-sucker. Nice reading comprehension and logic btw. So commendable.

!!gBf2t4..OM 10/27/25 (Mon) 06:11:46 No.106126

>>106111
>h-he never asked my pronouns even after i made a new thread to cry...!!1
lol

!!gBf2t4..OM 10/27/25 (Mon) 06:14:47 No.106127

>>106108
*cracks a beer open with u* *King of the Hill theme starts* The best drugs I ever tookened were mind-bending shit that makes me exhausted after taking it and then I hate it for a month.

Anonymous 10/27/25 (Mon) 16:56:52 No.106135

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>*cracks a beer open with u* *King of the Hill theme starts* The best drugs I ever tookened were mind-bending shit that makes me exhausted after taking it and then I hate it for a month.

!!gBf2t4..OM 10/27/25 (Mon) 17:36:05 No.106136

Having some faggot who posts soyjaks find you to be disagreeable means you're doing something right.

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Anonymous 10/25/25 (Sat) 08:01:17 No.106025 [Reply]

I ran out of my first pack of cigarettes. Should I buy more?

Also AMA about tobacco.

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!!gBf2t4..OM 10/25/25 (Sat) 18:04:34 No.106050

>>106048
So does tobacco, but at least being high is more fun than a nicotine buzz.

Anonymous 10/26/25 (Sun) 00:20:34 No.106076

alright guys I bought some more tobacco. I need you guys to pay me back. You guys peer pressured me into buying more. Send money to my paypal.

!!gBf2t4..OM 10/26/25 (Sun) 03:56:57 No.106093

>>106076
Broke faggot lol

Anonymous 10/26/25 (Sun) 08:48:24 No.106098

>>106076
>>106093
samefag

!!gBf2t4..OM 10/26/25 (Sun) 09:22:29 No.106099

>>106098
Nah, stay mad tobacconigger. First documented occurrence of smoking weed for recreation happened in prehistoric Western China when proto-White proto-Iranians still lived there, so thousands of years ago. Go bother a nigger for a menthol you fucking clown.

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Anonymous 10/25/25 (Sat) 18:53:49 No.106057 [Reply]

How to hire only whites in the USA (which is normally illegal)

Step 1) Figure out how many employees you need (perhaps 10)

Step 2) hire 10 white men and 10 nons

Step 3) give the white men all the hours and prime time slots and give the nons almost no hours and weak time slots.

Step 4) You have succeeded until a liberal notices that your business is running too well to be diverse.

Step 5) When the authorities show up, assure them that you have hired both nons and whites. If they press the issue, then remain polite and give the nons more hours until the heat dies down. You must keep on the down-low. If word gets out in the internet you're doing this, you don't stand a chance. You need to employ "plausible deniability".

Step 6) Once the heat dies down, cut the nons hours and get back to business.

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Anonymous 10/25/25 (Sat) 22:29:54 No.106066

>>106063
trannies are also very political and extreme left (not in terms of killing landlords but in terms of supporting BLM, immigration, political correctness, etc.)

Anonymous 10/25/25 (Sat) 22:39:30 No.106069

>>106066
Who cares? If you're paying for their health insurance they aren't going to rock the boat too much and risk losing their pills. Their opinions are completely irrelevant unless your company is a coop.

Anonymous 10/25/25 (Sat) 22:49:06 No.106072

>>106069
We had a tranny working at our store and they would "anonymously" rat the boss out for random shit like how there was a handful of boxes in front of a door. Apparently he's working for a competing store these days and robbing the guy blind, giving huge cash discounts to the customers and pocketing the money. Based but not the kind of person I'd want working for me lmoa

Anonymous 10/25/25 (Sat) 22:49:56 No.106073

>>106069
they ruin games
>8chan.moe/v/res/1652859.html
type A type B bullshit, they them, etc.

they waste company funds on garbage no one wants like concord

they make you use shitty developer-hostile programming languages like rust

they make you use shitty user-hostile operating systems like linux

Anonymous 10/25/25 (Sat) 23:14:55 No.106074

>>106073
Those are situations where trannies are in charge of companies anon. Unless you're planning on putting on a dress it's a non-issue for hiring.

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Anonymous 02/25/25 (Tue) 23:13:10 No.99187 [Reply]

How many of you were dumb enough to fall for the Epstein meme?

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Anonymous 02/26/25 (Wed) 00:05:30 No.99198

>boo hoo hoo moooom they didnt let me join the elite babyfuck club
You think your bitching about how raping kids should be legal is somehow supposed to be endearing? You're easier to kill than the connected freaks actually guilty of it, dumbass retard nigger. Shut the fuck up and kill yourself already.

Anonymous 02/28/25 (Fri) 02:47:42 No.99449

The Qfaggot butthurt over today's rug pull is off the charts.

D. Yeancy Funnie!!BnviibgZmI 02/28/25 (Fri) 03:34:39 No.99451

EPSTEIN'S CAKE WAS A LIE

Anonymous 10/10/25 (Fri) 02:01:09 No.105675

this thread is now 8 months old, how many of you are still stupid enough to still be falling for transparently fake eppie meme?

this post has been endorsed personally by the redlettermedia.com Mike Stocklasa Anonymous 10/22/25 (Wed) 06:24:32 No.105932

how to get into hollywood?

easy

like 123 abc

wear chuck taylors and pajamas, and colorful kids bracelets and multiple watches for no apparent reason, like the Hollywood Celebrity Macaully Culkin does in the RedLetterMedia.com youtube videos, like not in a cool way but a weird way. talk about sleepovers. about being the little spoon.

and, while Mc-culk didn't do that, maybe also end like every other sentence with a "..for the little boy" in kind of an effeminate soft voice, so people know that ure really Hollywood-cool. try it.

hopefully Mike Stocklasa the C tier internet celebrity from redlettermedia.com youtube channel reads this post and thinks about it real hard and brings the Hollywood Celebrity Macaully Culkin around more often and asks him direct loaded questions on camera about his choice of attire and style and life experiences. i cant wait

this post and of similar quality high grade thoughts have been brought to you by overusing coffee for indefinite amount of time

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Identifying AI Slop writing Anonymous 07/25/25 (Fri) 01:31:48 No.103732 [Reply]

What are some patterns you've seen with obviously generated text that immediately make you close the article?

>"No(t)[x], no(t) [y], no(t)[z], just"

>"This isn't a/just/just a/some [x]-it's a hurrpin' derpin' doo!"

>"[usually closing alliteration where it uses three words that start with the same letter]"

I hate this shit so much, man. AI has its place (primarily in science and medicine) but people are literally replacing it with everything they do and it's just gay.

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Anonymous 10/15/25 (Wed) 17:43:38 No.105808

>>105802
There are no girls outside to talk to.

Anonymous 10/16/25 (Thu) 06:40:04 No.105821

>>105808
You're not only wrong, but the opposite of correct. Who do you think has been voice-acting all those anime girls you've been fapping to since 11? AI wasn't around when Astro Boy first dropped.

Anonymous 10/16/25 (Thu) 15:15:07 No.105828

>>105821
Recording studios are indoors. In anycase let me rephrase: there exists no place where a typical guy can just casually talk to women, and women are also always online and on their phone. There is virtually no "outside" to interact with, It's as dead as the internet.

Anonymous 10/16/25 (Thu) 15:55:47 No.105829

>>105821
99% of women are infected with the genophage

Anonymous 10/18/25 (Sat) 11:45:13 No.105858

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>>105829
>>105828
How would you know, incels?

Chinese Humanoid Robot / Android Industry Anonymous 08/22/25 (Fri) 13:33:38 No.104448 [Reply]

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Anonymous 10/17/25 (Fri) 14:59:42 No.105834

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>Brain-controlled bionic hands made in China are helping people with disabilities lift, create, and rediscover everyday joy.
>x.com/SpoxCHN_MaoNing/status/1972870970919817467

Anonymous 10/17/25 (Fri) 19:37:30 No.105843

>>104720
>>104532
These robots are getting so advanced!

>>105834
As if I'd ever let those god damn chinks put a microchip in my brain for anything less than a robot arm with some kind of weapon attachment.

Anonymous 10/17/25 (Fri) 20:30:10 No.105845

>>105834
Chinks lie about technology almost as much as Elon Muskrat.

Anonymous 10/18/25 (Sat) 06:06:47 No.105852

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Anonymous 10/18/25 (Sat) 11:40:06 No.105853

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And you think these robowaifus will be available to YOU, YOU who are not at least a millionaire? lol. lmao. The artificial wombs won't be for you, useless eater peasant. Go dig another ditch to earn your central bank digital currency so you can continue affording your pod and ze bugs.

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Anonymous 04/21/25 (Mon) 16:27:16 No.101975 [Reply]

Heaven gained an angle

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Anonymous 04/21/25 (Mon) 17:05:58 No.101981

>>101980
maybe he's just a rando that likes Shrek

Anonymous 04/21/25 (Mon) 22:14:12 No.101995

Holy shit bros, what do we do?

Anonymous 04/21/25 (Mon) 22:40:46 No.102000

l*terally whomst???

D. Yeancy Funnie!!BnviibgZmI 04/22/25 (Tue) 02:31:16 No.102009

>>101979
he's like kenny from south park

>>101981
remember shrekchan? it sucked

>>102000 (holy trips)

Anonymous 10/16/25 (Thu) 11:55:15 No.105825

i'm screaming

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Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 16:18:49 No.102097 [Reply]

Women start drama, perpetuate the drama, and then complain that drama is happening.

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Anonymous 04/30/25 (Wed) 10:27:46 No.102352

>>102348
Should've stayed in her lane.

Anonymous 04/30/25 (Wed) 12:17:59 No.102353

>>102290
We don't need "good citizens" in this evil society. We need bad citizens

D. Yeancy Funnie!!BnviibgZmI 04/30/25 (Wed) 16:45:31 No.102357

>>102353
you need people who would be good citizens in your ideal society- not white niggers that would refuse to obey any authority regardless of ideology

Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 20:34:37 No.102533

>>102275
you are right but I don't believe they are as retarded as you say. Your image is correct.

Anonymous 10/13/25 (Mon) 11:11:43 No.105747

>>102097
Because you weren't man enough to end her drama and tame her wild free spirit.

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Anonymous 10/14/24 (Mon) 22:13:38 No.91031 [Reply]

>when its indigenous people's day, but the stores are all closed for the holiday so you can't buy anything with which to celebrate the occasion

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Anonymous 10/12/25 (Sun) 07:09:23 No.105720

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HEYA HOYA HEYA
HOYA HEYA HOYA
HEYA HOYA HEYA
HOYA HEYA HOYA
HEYA HOYA HEYA
HOYA HEYA HOYA
HEYA HOYA HEYA
HOYA HEYA HOYA

Anonymous 10/12/25 (Sun) 10:00:28 No.105721

>>91735
Ari Shaffir standup comedy special "JEW" has a lengthy joke about semen demons that reminds me of this shit

Avidfriechanner!xi8/JKFwzo 10/12/25 (Sun) 22:39:38 No.105729

>>91777
Mmmmm... I love it when the darkness rises inside of me. Inside my tush that is!

Anonymous 10/13/25 (Mon) 00:26:43 No.105736

>>91777
How about instead of a disgusting civilizational invalid with poop flesh and loose puss, why not go for a dark-skinned Southeast Asian or something?

!!gBf2t4..OM 10/13/25 (Mon) 00:51:56 No.105738

>>105729
Retarded faggot

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Fattie Nolegs Anonymous 03/28/25 (Fri) 03:58:56 No.100508 [Reply]

Fattie Nolegs says Blumph is Hitler

check the following link the rest of his xitter antics
https://nigger.poast.org/fr_brennan

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Anonymous 04/02/25 (Wed) 19:02:07 No.100683

>>100682
I doubt even the trannies on blue sky want to see this guy.

Anonymous 04/02/25 (Wed) 19:57:42 No.100685

>>100682
He's not the first or last trooncel that loudly proclaims they're giving up Twitter to go to that desolate wasteland, and just like the rest of them he'll be back when he realizes the attention he craves will be nonexistent.

Anonymous 10/10/25 (Fri) 01:57:58 No.105674

whats the latest shiggy diggy on fattie nolegs, brief me

Anonymous 10/10/25 (Fri) 02:09:17 No.105676

>>105674
doing whatever a terminally online disabled guy can do

Anonymous 10/10/25 (Fri) 09:42:06 No.105681

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Who the fuck isn't doing their job banning these thread necro teen-edgers.

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All Things Survivalcraft Blockbuilding: Minecraft, Terraria, Luanti, Vintage Story... maybe Stardew? Anonymous 10/07/25 (Tue) 07:41:10 No.105588 [Reply]

six gorillion vidya threads in the catalog but they all seem to be not for general gaming or they're all anchored, so fuck it. And we begin with a ragepost:

This used to be just expected as paying customers. Now we "should" be grateful for billionaire subsidies of trillionaire megacorps for doing the bare minimum? Really?! NO, REALLY!?

I am so sick of all gamers everywhere having beaten-girlfriend disorder and stockholm syndrome for anti-white juden-commie corpo-clowns who hate them and want them dead for being straight, white, and male AKA "chuds" and "shitlords" and "nazis" and "whiny entitled millennials" and "toxic fans".

I will never purchase media from any corporation except for microscopic indie "two or four guys in a garage" programmers. Other than that, my wallet is locked and will not open for you. Shouldn't have taken massive shits on your potential and current and former customers. Shouldn't have bit the hand that fed your paychecks. Made your beds, lie in it niggerfaggot trantifa trooncucks.

hurr durr he mad he mad he crashin' out fuck your zoomiebonics and soylennialingo cuntarded memeshitforbrained memetrooniggetry

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Anonymous 10/09/25 (Thu) 09:03:52 No.105641

>>105621
Secure tripcodes are for jerks, also you don't even know what "spam" means, is this your first time on the Internet?

!!gBf2t4..OM 10/09/25 (Thu) 17:12:56 No.105652

>>105641
>gay thread posted to multiple boards isnt spam
You're very low IQ.

Anonymous 10/09/25 (Thu) 17:36:21 No.105654

>>105652
This. Can you retards explain why you do this?

Anonymous 10/10/25 (Fri) 00:02:40 No.105660

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>>105652
Again: secure tripcode nigger cannot into dictionary.com for the word spam.

Take the L and walk, namefag, you're embarrassing yourself. And namefags like you don't belong on anonymous forums such as these. Go back to plebbit and tumblr with the rest of the woke SJW hippies.

Anonymous 10/10/25 (Fri) 00:03:30 No.105661

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>>105654
Quit samefagging sans tripcode, your shit was common back in 2005. You're not as clever as you think you are, Dunning-Kruger dimwit.

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Anonymous 09/01/25 (Mon) 23:47:25 No.104762 [Reply]

new here
what's the rundown of this place? couldn't find rules. found a stickied thread in /scrap/ but not here.
can I be weird here? disgusting? or am I expected to uphold some sort of decorum?

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Anonymous 10/07/25 (Tue) 13:25:45 No.105593

>>105591
Avid no, bad Avid, we need newfrens.

Anonymous 10/08/25 (Wed) 01:16:04 No.105601

>>105577
She is a sexy adult woman and heterosexuals like myself are attracted to sexy adult women.

Anonymous 10/09/25 (Thu) 05:59:22 No.105633

>>105601
BASED

Anonymous 10/09/25 (Thu) 08:54:06 No.105639

>>105601
> adult
She don't look too developed to me.

Anonymous 10/09/25 (Thu) 09:02:07 No.105640

>>105633
Stop samefagging. Also, "based", take your zoomiebonics to SJWchan, kid, no one should be allowed online until at least 21.

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