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[–]  No.100267[Reply]

A friend of mine unearthed an old game he worked on many years ago a bit before I met him, and I thought it would be fun to actually put some effort into making it a real thing. A lot of the "ideas" are there already (naturally that kind of shit is the fun part) so there's a nice template to work with, but a lot of the gameplay elements as-is are just not well balanced and often kind of nonsensical; the product of a few drunken cram sessions.

In its present state it's very naive but I think if you peel away some of the extraneous stuff and finesse it a bit it has some potential. I will take some notes on the project as it progresses here in generic terms and share my thought process-as well as accept advice and suggestions on top of that.

Have you ever done anything similar? I often thought about things like this and even made a few games as school projects in elementary school (they were shit, but hey), I wouldn't be surprised if many of us have done similar as a hobby.
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[–]  No.100282

>>100280
That sounds pretty cool tbh

BEASTMASTER

[–]  No.100283

>>100275
>(Unfortunately I have to keep a lot of those specific details to myself for this specific project as they aren't mine to reveal heh)
Come on, nobody is going to steal his idea that he probably is never going to get around to executing anyway. At least try to describe things vaguely.

[–]  No.100284>>100288

>>100268
>>100281
I'm not sure I have a clear idea of how this game works, but centering the game around a target that moves every round sounds frustrating, especially when it's something the players need to keep track of themselves since it isn't automated.

[–]  No.100288

>>100284
Think of a round like a race with a start and "finish line". The Target moves first and at a simple static rate (preliminarily I'll say it moves "3 Spaces" whereas the players will move in a more erratic fashion that will mathematically average to keeping at near pace to the Target). The Target follows a stable path but will end up getting manipulated by Player actions and abilities; the round ends either when the Target "passes the finish line" or perhaps after a certain number of turns.

Nothing is set in stone so some of this stuff could be tweaked. Maybe the Target has a head start of a few spaces, maybe it starts in the opposite direction, really could arrange it in multiple ways but I'm going to try and stick closest to the original vision for the time being. Well, actually in the original it used a grid movement system but that to me seems to make it inherently overcomplicated and unnecessary given the nature of the game

[–]  No.100292

Tfw no irl buddies to play board games with


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[–]  No.96470[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

HAPPY 2025 EDITION

Previous thread: >>>/lounge/92008
Archive: https://archive.ph/dqNN7
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[–]  No.100289>>100302>>100356

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[–]  No.100302>>100313

>>100289
I can't remember where I heard it but I thought it was something like uncompressed audio specifically driving up the file sizes of modern games to comically inflated levels. I'm not sure if a study has ever been done but I'm pretty confident most people can't tell the difference between a higher bitrate .mp3 and a completely uncompressed .wav or whatever (and I wouldn't be surprised if many people who insisted they could do so were among them).

This has to be intentional collusion with storage hardware companies, nothing else explains this kind of negligence, does it?

[–]  No.100313>>100316

YouTube: ii9y97PlFwQ
>>100302
if i was a lead dev in western aaa videogame company i would be more concerned around what early to midcentury furniture and vintage rugs from chamonix should go in my nice suburban house near the LA, California like in the Tom Petty - Free Fallin' video settling down in that rich yuppie area than than about need for an audio compression cicd pipeline delaying releases for some unity engine soulless third person plastic-y shaders interactive movie slop on steam that some retards will pay money for. i may not even own a computer

consoomer videogames mostly ended in 2009 and are best as a reduction of reality to very strict, finite and simplified rules and physics (like throwing boxes around in source engine or bouncing grenades in quake or driving into things in flatout) and benefit from simplistic symbolic sensory representations of the environment and npcs don't need life-like graphics or audio to be addictive and provide joy, unless you're some g-man who really requires that exact lifelike $6 trillion f-75 secret plane pilot or ptsd special forces maximum seeing and inhaling drywall particles insta-killer soldier behavioral programming virtual reality iraq warcrime squadtroon boys clearing a mexican drug cartel compound most efficiently over and over and over again and again government simulator while on the most synthetic sugar and preservatives loaded mras for maximum killing effect. 512GB ssd is 40$

[–]  No.100316

>>100313
also under all that 500GB unity slop it's just 20 year old game mechanics and physics

[–]  No.100356

>>100289
800 mb is too much for a game. gay


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[–]  No.3337[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

In this thread we will talk about anything related to sleep, dreams, nighttime, etc
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[–]  No.100094>>100100

>>100093
Leave redx alone!

[–]  No.100100>>100127

>>100093
>hey, pederast, watcha doin?

>>100094
redxvid is a pillar of this community

[–]  No.100115

>be riding on the back of a fly leading a squadron of other lads riding on the backs of flies
>our mission: reach the top of a tower
>we fly all the way up
>it feels like eternity, and we lose one or two brothers on the way, but finally we get there
>except there's no area flat enough for us to land
>for some reason this is a major issue
>suddenly i remember i'm afraid of heights
>look down
>PANIC
>wake up

[–]  No.100127

>>100100
redxfrievid*

[–]  No.100499

Two dreams:
>dreamt i went to an old friend's house
>late at night, think he's sleeping, crash out on the couch to talk to him later
>wake up to his dad asking why i was there
>we talk for a bit
>i leave to come back later, wake up

>second dream is just zombie survival


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[–]  No.90573[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

NIKOCHADO WON Edition

Post about autists, retards, trannies, pedophiles, drug addicts and/or grifters lacking the sense not to constantly air their dirty laundry online. Also post about the chronically online autistic, retarded, transgender, pedophilic, drug-addicted grifters whomst stalk them.

Previous thread: >>>/lounge/65630
Archive: https://archive.is/nD6mO
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[–]  No.100062>>100064

>>100031
I hope this nigger gets killed in gook prison.

[–]  No.100064>>100089

>>100062
On the one hand he's a nigger, on the other hand I'm glad he's making gooks seethe. Koreans are the biggest American cargo cultists in existence. They want to be like America? Well here's your intrusive nigger, buddy. Do you enjoy the taste of freedom?

[–]  No.100089>>100091

>>100064
you wish for others to suffer, rather than wishing to be freed of your own suffering

low vibration! do better!

[–]  No.100091>>100101

>>100089
I'm saying Koreans got what they were asking for when they decided to become America's no.1 dick-sucker. There are other countries that are effectively vassal states, but they aren't as enthusiastic about their servitude as Korea. They even get circumcisions there now lol. Should they be complaining when belligerent darkies are part of the package they ordered?

[–]  No.100101

>>100091
koreans want to be like the rich white (and >white) people they see in hollywood movies and yea that's dumb but I understand what they're going for

it's the jews that put niggers in the fine print of this agreement- by cheering for global nigger export you are cheering on the jews' plan


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[–]  No.99999[Reply]

devcuck's father dies of lung cancer
devcuck and the rest of the discord chomos on this empty husk die of AIDS along with avid
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[–]  No.100039>>100040

>>100022 (doobies)
he and avid should get married

[–]  No.100040

>>100039
I agree.

[–]  No.100055

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where frieren fren hiding

cum out cum out wherever u r

[–]  No.100058

>>100008
Based

[–]  No.100059

(hide) 1741576516497.mp4 2.2 MB, 576x1024, xiaomao victory dance.mp4 [play once] [loop]

This is xiaomao country now.


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[–]  No.98403[Reply]

Haha, I am such a first-world civilized white collar citizen-cosmopolite - I don't do heavy labor, so I have more time and the hygiene and cleanliness is my top priority. I do have to emphasize that I shower, it's not just about a basic comfort. There is nothing like a shower in the morning, every morning. I take a shower every day, to be clean. 2 times a day at least, but normally 3 or 4 times a day. Hot shower. I need to remind you that I am taking a quick shower. I am beautiful. Cold shower. Quick shower. You know where you can find me. Exactly. I don't do anything else really, but shower, dry and and change. Always in a towel or bathrobe. I haven't showered for 4 hours, you know what that means - time for a quick shower. I need to be moist again. I need to be clean. So clean, such a first world white collar social classfsdfafsdfsdf
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[–]  No.98411

Having a bath every other day or so is one of lifes sweetest luxuries. It's really good.

[–]  No.98415

Just took a shower after sweating my balls off on an exercise bike(That I got for free, because someone put it on the curb for trash day).

[–]  No.98482

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but I already do own house although I'd preffered it not being de goddamn Ruzzia.

[–]  No.99777

i own it already doe

[–]  No.99778

replied to ancient thread award
flood detected award


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[–]  No.99546[Reply]

Anyone understands how is this done or made like the theory of it? Also I want it to have the hands move too, how do you do so
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[–]  No.99651>>99655

>>99637
>schizo delusion in r/greentext_story format
>hurr ur here forever hurr i said the line mama!1
Nah, not here for much longer. Cliche-poisoned pedophile nigger. Not going to start using avid's dead board either.

[–]  No.99655>>99657>>99754

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>>99651
:3

[–]  No.99657

>>99655
This bitch is as plastic as your soul.

[–]  No.99661

Getting tired of this nonsense.

[–]  No.99754

>>99655 (dragon dub Z)
hey, santa, why don't we flip the script? leave your sack on the sleigh and come empty out mine


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[–]  No.97263[Reply]

can we have a pony thread
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[–]  No.99694>>99695>>99698

>>99691
Telling you the reality of the situation is cheerleading for China?

[–]  No.99695>>99698

>>99694
Avid is literally retarded. It isn't worth trying to reason with him. Just call him a faggot and post a tiktok video or two to drive him to suicide.

As an aside, I find it interesting how many people buy into the US propaganda about China. Even people who otherwise think the government is full of shit believe the most ridiculous shit about the USA's designated foreign enemy. You are not immune to propaganda I guess.

[–]  No.99698>>99708

>>99694
>Telling you the reality of the situation is cheerleading for China?
You aren't telling me the reality. You're cherrypicking what you like about reality to craft a narrative that lets you believe you can win a petty internet argument because you're a moronic loser. Acta non verba anyway, retard. Keep sucking that tiny yellow dick because you want to fantasize about the grass being greener since your own life sucks. You'd be a loser regardless of wherever you live.
>>99695
>Just call him a faggot and post a tiktok video or two to drive him to suicide
Considering how much you whine about your boogeyman nonstop, you seem mentally unwell enough to actually kill yourself over something so meaningless.
>As an aside, I find it interesting how many people buy into the US propaganda about China
See response to the previous post.
>You are not immune to propaganda I guess
Indeed you aren't, you pretentious retard.

[–]  No.99708>>99712

>>99698
Afraid of losing your job as an American shill, Peter?

[–]  No.99712

>>99708
1 RMB has been deposited into your account, auspicious gweilo!


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[–]  No.97193[Reply]

I have successfully created the most potent anti-christian image ever
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[–]  No.98956>>98969

I hate Christianity, because they're zionist death cultists, who are practically no different than Heaven's gate. They worship Jews, and not just Jesus, earthly Jews, and no matter how bad things get they cope thinking to themselves, "oh boy things sure are shit, but the rapture is going to come any day now to rescue me from my horrible earthly existence!"

[–]  No.98969

>>98956
>It's been 60 years of hell but at least I'll spend an eternity in paradise after I die because of this one specific belief

[–]  No.99420>>99495

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https://archive.md/pxcY6

>A Minnesota woman has been charged with the murder of her husband in the southern African nation of Angola last year while the couple and their five children were there on a Christian missionary trip, their church has confirmed. Beau Shroyer, 44, from Detroit Lakes, was found dead in a vehicle in Thienjo, a town in southern Angola, in October. His wife, Jackie Shroyer, was arrested in connection with the death in November and is accused of forming a murder-for-hire plot. The family's church, the Lakes Area Vineyard Church, confirmed Monday that she has now been charged as a "co-author" in her husband's murder.

>Manual Halaiwa, spokesperson for investigation service, told the agency that there were "strong suspicions of a romantic relationship between the person who ordered the crime and her accomplice, the guard at the couple's residence."

>Beau Shroyer worked as a student resource officer for the Detroit Lakes Police Department, which prompted students to call him "Officer Nice Guy," according to an obituary shared by a local funeral home.

>"He became committed to finding ways that he, alongside his family, could serve the Lord by providing love, inspiration, and kindness as well as life’s necessities to the children and families in Africa," the obituary said.

[–]  No.99495

>>99420
lol cuckhurt

[–]  No.101197

Midwittery: The thread


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[–]  No.99187[Reply]

How many of you were dumb enough to fall for the Epstein meme?
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[–]  No.99190

The what?

[–]  No.99191

>>99189
The only retard doubling down is you by abandoning the first argument you lost and trying to deflect to muh Epstein. You're so fucking pathetic LOL.

[–]  No.99198

YouTube: C-pRKv7P-pQ
>boo hoo hoo moooom they didnt let me join the elite babyfuck club
You think your bitching about how raping kids should be legal is somehow supposed to be endearing? You're easier to kill than the connected freaks actually guilty of it, dumbass retard nigger. Shut the fuck up and kill yourself already.

[–]  No.99449

The Qfaggot butthurt over today's rug pull is off the charts.

[–]  No.99451

EPSTEIN'S CAKE WAS A LIE


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[–]  No.99418[Reply]

>"All mental states have mind as their forerunner, mind as their chief, and are mind-made. If one speaks or acts with an impure mind, suffering follows, as the wheel follows the hoof of the ox. If one speaks or acts with a pure mind, happiness follows, as one’s shadow that never leaves."- Buddha, Dhammapada verse 2

ITT we speak and act nice
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[–]  No.99429

>>99424
I lol'd

[–]  No.99431

ok
ok

having a melty?

a little manic?

im hyperventilating right now

[–]  No.99432

you have good taste in ponies

I rank fluttershy as second after rarity

[–]  No.99437

You'd all probably look cooler as roadkill.

[–]  No.99446

Purity of act is not necessarily nice, but I respect the op :]. I would consider a pure action is one that is done for its own sake, not for results


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[–]  No.98839[Reply]

Looking for a game title where it features a meat shop clerk going on to throw trash but then returning in to find killers attacking him. The game is fair simple with slashing about by only using mouse
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[–]  No.98946

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anythin else? it has a whole album (which is what i am looking for) of a punkrock(or idk what is music genre) album attached to it, but i cant rmb the title either. and it has this, cover of a young, red hair, in, apron or what u call it, bloody and stuff. green colour

[–]  No.98947>>99322

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allah invented LLMs for a reason

[–]  No.98949>>98950>>99322

I believe this game is called "poop killer" it sounds goofy but I remember seeing someone playing UT before

[–]  No.98950>>99322

>>98949
Oh wait nvm I missed the part about an album, but otherwise it was just like you described

[–]  No.99322

>>98947
>>98949
>>98950
Thread is solved. Thanks for time. I used chatgpt for that. About the same. Totally incorrect. The game is star fetcher btw, also maybe it wasn't on steam. Or was it? I can't remember. Now there's a new one too. Dangit.


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[–]  No.99126[Reply]

any idea how is this thing almost a single, EG? or HG? wtf? how to make it cheeper? why is it so expensive? does it fit on every other kits? also balljoint is outdated, if the thumb uses two axis for swivel doesnt it spin to all- ok i cant, i cant, complete this sentence nor does it make sense.
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[–]  No.99143>>99172

>>99135
All these off topic should give me 25c at least per report, but I guess you are not real axis either. What a bunch of phony...theists. oops, your brooch is showing off.

[–]  No.99144>>99148

>retard is begging for loose change now
lmfao

[–]  No.99148

>>99144
Damn it's like fighting fish but not really. This could be redeemed but nobody is that patient or any patient so I don't need to handle a single nonsense of theirs I guess. Also it's all nonsense. Keks

[–]  No.99171>>99172

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>>99135
She looks so frail. Like she's as light as a feather. You could just pick her up and hold her down wherever you'd want.

[–]  No.99172

>>99143
a quarter? whaddya need a dime for? would you really shake me down for my last nickel? alright, I'll give you a penny as change from that dollar you owe me, goy!

>>99171
yee


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[–]  No.99017[Reply]

What's your favorite movie and why?
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[–]  No.99097>>99098>>99103

>muh [boogeyman that hasn't openly posted here in two months]
You seem to have a lot of mental issues yourself.

[–]  No.99098>>99136

>>99097
Post bussy slutvid.

[–]  No.99100>>99103

>fetish bullshit
You seem to have a lot of mental issues yourself.

[–]  No.99103

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>>99100
>>99091
>>99097

[–]  No.99136

>>99062
I need to rewatch this and Heavy Metal (which 5E ripped off).

>>99098
upvoted


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[–]  No.99013[Reply]>>99122

What will be the impact of Pajeets making a career out of copy-pasting substandard code from LLMs?
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[–]  No.99072

>>99065
Bovine stares.

[–]  No.99074

>>99064
Good question, but to be fair I'm assuming some fraction of these "Jr Devs" are non-pajeet zoomers, and it's normal to look a lot of things up in any field. Experience is the only real teacher. An engineer won't know the best way to approach something he's never worked on, and a doctor will have trouble diagnosing something he's never encountered. The AI auto-complete is causing them to stagnate is what the video is arguing.
>>99065
>>99069
But now there will be fewer h'White men who can/will fix their shit.

[–]  No.99075

>>99064
When I went to college for cs a decade ago, long before LLMs were on the radar, at least 90% of the graduates of that program couldn't write a single line of code. They knew quite a bit about computer science but programming was a skill they didn't possess, despite it being the focus of the program (very employment focused rather than theory focused).

Some people just can't do it. It's like there's a certain mental hurdle people need to hop over before they can code, and most people don't seem to be able to manage it. A lot of the students in that class were very smart people too so it isn't strictly an intelligence thing, although in the case of jeets it might be.

Quite a few of those people ended up getting jobs as "developers" although what kind of work they did, if any, I don't know because I didn't keep up with them after college ended.

[–]  No.99122>>99127

>>99013 (OP)
i thought it ll solve all problems in the world? tululoo mostly?

[–]  No.99127

>>99122
not with something as obscure as tululoo
https://github.com/naiduv/Tululoo
it's been out for 11 years and only has 12 stars
like i said you'd have much better luck with love2d or pygame


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