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 No.28214[Reply]

>I’m fighting for no free healthcare at home
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 No.47495

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>"im fighting so you can call people retard in the street"

 No.47497

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>"im fighting for my right to party"

 No.47555

If you play to this narrative, you're falling for a psyop perpetuated by [redacted]s. Soldiers in WWII/etc would not have known the world would become the state it is today (that's anachronistic) and they certainly would not have eventually become culturally Marxist. That was a post WWII invention. The people pushing this narrative that want us to eventually become a shithole want to demoralise you with it though; that grandpa was always woke just less woke and we should always be marching, ever marching towards a lolcow esque Great Leap Forward where you will be [redacted] and you will own nothing and be a debt slave forever, and you will be happy about it.

 No.47558

>>47555
I hate niggers.

 No.47562

>>47558
I farted and it smells of shit



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 No.47239[Reply]

>Lets take a group of 70iq indigenous people who live in the freezing cold and ice shacks and eat a high calorie, almost-all meat diet, get sunburnt all the time and extrapolate from them what your lifespan would be like on an all-meat diet
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 No.47531

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>>47527
DD is the best!

 No.47535

>>47527
He was great in Matilda but it always bothered me how they also had him do the narrator's voice. Really weird decision.

 No.47541

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>>47535
It was especially weird because the character DD played in that movie was as an evil, mean, dumb, abusive, neglectful, dead-beat dad to matilda...

So...

Just...

WHY?

 No.47545

>>47541
Before society collapses, somebody needs to use AI to replace the voice. Literally, aside from that one thing, Matilda is a fantastic movie.

 No.47550

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>>47545
I just don't understand the writers thinking in all of that.

I am a huge DD fan but...

why would they do that?



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 No.3766[Reply]

I want a soft wet pussy to envelop my cock until I'm just a squirmchad with an amazing sense of self respect
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 No.24670

bump

 No.24694

>>3766
Too bad you will never get that because you are a skitzo weed and porn addicted loser.
>squirmchad
lol

 No.34081

Jshehehd

 No.47496

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>>24694
What is it to you what I do with my life?

 No.47498

>another cute girl ruined by awful tattoos
smh



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 No.10675[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

recent cops
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 No.46440

Moght col a laptop

 No.47490

Copped converse all star hi whites other day

 No.47491

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>>47490
Pic not me

 No.47492

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>>47491
Going to use them in place of the plimsolls i used to wear, they stopped making them in the style seen here, going to try these joints and see what the look like run through

 No.47493

>>47492
>these joints
Meant the converse



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 No.47086[Reply]

I’ve known for a long time le chans were not good for my development but I stayed because of their addictive nature + FOMO

Now, with renewed interest and hope in sorting myself out and becoming the man, husband, and father that I am called to be, associating myself with a bunch of depressed skitzos (no offense) doesn’t seem like the best idea. The fr*cked up shit we read and post here in a joking and casual manner really messes with your head and your heart and desensitizes us to a lot of evil. The internet in general has robbed me of my innocence. For the sake of my own personal growth I cannot take part in any of this anymore. I’m sorry to all that I have made fun of or said mean things to. I’ve been a real jerk to all of you and you all deserve better.

I truly wish you all the best and hope that you would find the true joy that comes from knowing God. No matter your current life circumstance or the mistakes you’ve made in the past the redemptive power of Christ to transform you into an unstoppable force of good is limitless.

>inb4 see you next week attentionfag

You won’t actually I think I’ll come back to check this thread once on the offchance someone wants to have a conversation that I could be helpful to

>inb4 cringe gay christcuck

Jesus loves you anon. Aren’t you tired?
> Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you and learn from me, for I am gentle and humble in heart, and you will find rest for your souls.
>Matthew 11:28-29
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 No.47469

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>>47455
There's no proof dwarf posts here and banning trolls does nothing.

>being toxic to most people here

Give an example, schizo.

>harmless

Uh. When did you decide that your scapegoat and boogeyman is harmless?

>Btw pic related is samefaging cuz you apparently don't know what that means.

 No.47470

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>>47455
>persona
AUTISM

 No.47471

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>>47470
Getting asked by autistic fucktards what my persona is and having no clue what the fuck their talking about.

Thanks for fucking with my heads you autistic scum.

No I don't have autism, personas, I'm not being mysterious and FUCK YOU!

 No.47472

i can see through your act, wont work on me, try baiting someone else more gullible like NELvid

 No.47475

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>>47472
Act? What the fuck are you talking about?
_
Guantanamo Bay style..

Broken record

Keep telling a person that they're autistic when they repeatedly tell you NO

...they snap and start sobbing about how they're autistic because you won't stop



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 No.46834[Reply]

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 No.46845

People who fall for soyence scams and invest in tech are absolute retards and I've been telling this truth for years.
>What do you mean 99.999% of tech start-ups are a mony-sink that produces absolutely nothing of value? I BET YOU ALSO DOUBTED THE WRIGHT BROTHERS!

 No.46847

>>46845
stock market is a zero-sum game like the lottery, so it's about winners and losers, not "retards"

 No.46851

>>46847
>not "retards"
Those would be the losers who bought a bunch of tech stock, because someone told them it would be the 'next big thing', and they didn't want to miss out on what was sure to be the next Apple, for real this time!

 No.46906

>>46842
BASED

 No.47419

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Google over-hired talent to do ‘fake work’ and stop them working for rivals, claims former PayPal boss, Keith Rabois

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/google-over-hired-talent-fake-114331193.html

The thousands of layoffs in Big Tech are thanks to an over-hiring spree to satisfy the "vanity" of bosses at the likes of Meta and Alphabet, according to a member of the so-called PayPal Mafia.

Speaking remotely at an event hosted by banking firm Evercore, Silicon Valley VC Keith Rabois said Meta and Google had hired thousands of people to do "fake work" to hit hiring metrics out of "vanity".

Rabois, who was an executive at PayPal in the early 2000s alongside Tesla CEO Elon Musk, said the axing of droves of jobs is overdue. "All these people were extraneous, this has been true for a long time, the vanity metric of hiring employees was this false god in some ways," Rabois said, according to Insider.

"There's nothing for these people to do —it's all fake work. Now that's being exposed, what do these people actually do, they go to meetings."

The DoorDash investor added Google had intentionally hired engineers and tech talent to stop them from being snapped up by competitors.

The downside, Rabois said, was that the new hires just had to "be entitled, sit at their desks, and do nothing." Rabois suggested that this was not a bad strategy, even going as far as to say that hiring skilled workers to keep them out of competitor's offices is "pretty coherent".



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 No.47368[Reply]

Where is everyone?! Hello!
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 No.47387

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>>47378
asshole

 No.47388

>>47387
I know

 No.47395

>>47375
>>47376
I want to see porn where a girl (or trap) chases down a bike with these on it and sucks them while masturbating

 No.47397

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 No.47398

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>>47395
I am 98% sure that you own a pair and want some fuck.



 No.46782[Reply]

When you've got every major megacorp shilling you, everyone clapping when you walk down a bridge and the Prime Minister marching with you but you're still oppressed and have a long way to go.
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 No.47021

>>46991
Onlyfans is disgusting

 No.47023

>>47021
AGREED

 No.47238

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they're now just flat-out calling them "female", and wahmen, who are tied with trannies in the oppression olympics, are massively asspained lmao

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1450587597340913664

 No.47279

>>47238
There WILL be a trans bias now

You WILL accept it



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 No.47135[Reply]

Thought experiment: a lab makes HIV 2: Electric Boogaloo. It leaks out into the real world via a patient zero. It has the following features:
>Transmissible through all mucosal membranes potently (mouth, anus, vagina)
>Transmissible significantly, only through semen and blood similar to regular HIV
>Burns through latex
>People are dead in a matter of months if they contract it

How would society change?
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 No.47215

>But it's a private company, they can do what they want!

Enjoy your you-will-own-nothing lolbertarian neoliberal utopia

 No.47226

>>47215
Louis:
>can u just habeebb juust huwhyat kind oouf just piece of humen shit u got to be to ask for supscription fee at the instance of kidnapping just huhhuhuhwoahhuh :O
A:
>HELLO SERIF SER THANK U CALLING VOLKSVAGEN AMERIKA SORRY BITCH NOT REDEEM THE SUBSCRIPTION THIS MONTH SER CANT HELP U ANYTHING ELSE BYEBYE

 No.47227

>>47226
>blaming people on the other side of the planet instead of your own rulers

 No.47228

Besides not knowing what men and women are anymore, completely throwing away all past knowledge of biological science, a lot of Americans actually believe or gaslight others into believing that being fat "is genetic", instead of a matter of excess calories and simple sugars, violating the law of conservation of energy

 No.47230

>>47227
yes the shabbos-leaders have outsourced every "non-critical" task to lowest form of humanoids that can learn english and still technically kind of do them for the lowest pay, what culd go wrogn



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 No.47045[Reply]

H'what?
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 No.47102

>.com
?

 No.47103

>>47102
Oh. That explains THAT!

 No.47104

>dot com

Nothing is wrong, op is an idiot and went to the wrong site lol

 No.47112

>>47104
Thanks for clearing that up.

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 No.20450[Reply]

life is a videogame, why arent u increasing ur xp points
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 No.47072

>>47071
I always thought it was a gay analogy, but now I hate it even more after watching that video.

 No.47074

>>47072
It's been cucked, soyed and destroyed.

 No.47093

feeling like fat tired shit after not exercising a lot for 6 mo and stretching ur arms and legs and squatting and lifting wates and breathing slightly heavily and drinking kefir and water is exactly just like runescape in 2004-5 killing chickens and skeletors in a cave

 No.47094

>>47093
also u can set alarms to events of sun rise in ur geographical area and elevation so u are up just in time time to force out a nasty rancid shit within 30 min and go for a waddle around the neighborhood then lift some wates and drink kefir and prepare some greasy food
https://f-droid.org/en/packages/com.forrestguice.suntimeswidget/
for me it's the "morning blue hour (end)"
you will need to get used to going to sleep at around 10pm though

 No.47095

>>47094
also it is not "self improvement" it is "maintenance", i wouldn't be able to focus on my manic middle mgmt wagie shit or studying new shit if i was absolutely out of shape brainnumb all the time. routinely functioning brain is reward of moving about, gotta earn it.



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 No.15064[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Share about your life
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 No.46975

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I am surfing 4chon now while I do reverse kegels

 No.46981

>>46946
get unter this dick, homo

 No.47003

>>46981
I WILL! WHEREVER THERE'S A COCK, THERE'S A WAY!

 No.47008

>>47003
Youre trying too hard

 No.47013

>>46975
Noone cares gayboy



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 No.46918[Reply]

The spade is comically fitting for race-mixing trash

Out of the four suits of cards the spade is the lowest caste. The laborer

Heart = priest, brahmin
Club = warrior, kshatriya
Diamond = merchant, vaishya
Spade = laborer, shudra

Coalburners have revealed themselves as low caste, shovel working peasants
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 No.46949

>>46943
Fuck off taliban

 No.46951

>>46949
That's locknar, mind your tongue!

 No.46977

>>46943
there's literally a king and queen of spades in a card deck; your hinpoo metaphor is not only strained but makes no sense when paired with a muslim flag

I rate you 2/10 as a poster

>>46944
still are

>>46951
have you cybered him?

 No.46983

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>>46977
>there's literally a king and queen of spades in a card deck
Metaphorical king and queen. The spiritual head of the caste

>your hinpoo metaphor is not only strained but makes no sense when paired with a muslim flag

Talichads are based regardless of my culture and their flag is very aesthetic. I'll continue using this flag until copycats pop up and then I'll shed it like a snake skin

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>>46983
4 u locknar



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 No.46922[Reply]

BANNED
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 No.46988

>>46987
Locknar will let you suck him off, avid.

 No.46990

>>46988
actually I love getting my cock sucked by men

 No.46992

>>46990
😑😔

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 No.46575[Reply]

I think I'm gonna get laid, niggers! Been having some sexy talk with a Hinge girl this evening, asking her to meet me at a bar rn. Asked 5 mins ago, waiting with bated breath for a response...
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 No.46818

>>46790
Flirting needs to happen in person

Only text whores to get them in person

 No.46820

>>46812
That wasn’t flirting bro don’t worry

 No.46833

>>46818
Why do you think I was messaging her. You want me to simply ask out girls in the first message?

 No.46835

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>>46833
Text women platonically. Don't use a single sexual word unless they do first

I always talked to them like a friend or family member, trying to-
1. Get to know them
2. Get them in person, smoothly but also ASAP

Sexual texting is highly cringe. >>46790 was all very painful to read and you were rejected harshly for it. Just treat them like a male friend over text (until you fuck them)

In person is where seduction takes place

Maybe zoomers do it differently but I had a lot of success with my method during the pre-covid lockdown bullshit era

Light, casual, friendly texting to arrange a date
Avoid all vaxxoids

 No.46838

>>46835
Zoomers don't fuck, anon.



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