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 No.70665[Reply]

Demented, cold-as-ice stone cold BITCH queen of spades BERATING me, DEMANDING I punch my shriveled lil balls as hard as I can (no muscle mass) (weak and wimpy) as her and Dontarious emit peels of RAPTUROUS laughter at my lowly plight... frantically tugging and pawing at my diseased pecker as Blacked Mommy pontificates on Darwinian evolution and its staid, well-reasoned approach to why I'm a beta male cuck STRAINING against my AliBaba-bought, pink plastic chastity cage; dying a little inside in faggish ecstasy, awaiting my God Dontavious' newest edict... newest DEMAND of my lowly flesh
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 No.70891

>>70890
See? This is it right here, what Daryl and his "daughter" does to them.

 No.70902

>>70891
Daryl's with my daughter? BOIOIOIOIOIOING *erection grows*

 No.71249

Santee Claus shot down by NORAD! Yes! Yesssssss! YESSSSSSSSSSSS! One world government WE SHALL HAVE IT!! Kill even the best of the goyim my Mason brother YESSSSSSSSSS YESSSSSS make the goyim pay homage to Satan with their iPhone 10's or whatever they own!!!!! For we shall implant the chip in them all and make Satan come to life THROUGH THEM yesssssss yesssssssssssssss bioengineering the new flesh

t. Albert Pike

 No.71408

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 No.71507

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 No.70305[Reply]

i think i might finally be ready to kill myself. i don't even feel emotional about it. life just feels boring and empty and this point. like skyrim after you reach level 50 or so. there is just no point in continuing. i don't even worry about my family being sad either. my parents are old any way and i've lost touch with every one else. i don't have many possessions either, so there wouldn't be a lot left to clean up. seems like the right time.
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 No.71280

you guys are seriously messed up! i'm trying to help op!

 No.71289

>>71280
help him cum

help us all cum

 No.71290

>>71289
(((yoga)))

 No.71291

>>71290
use that jedi mind trick to jerk my thick and throbbing dick

 No.71295

>>71280
I like to imagine you have a giant futa cock. We should rub our penii together (thats plural for penises).



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 No.71130[Reply]

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 No.71192

>>71191
>Smiley's a strict genetic
Apparently not. He's just a compulsive liar.

 No.71194

>>71169
None of these women are attractive. You've gone so far down the incel rabbithole that you've managed to convince yourself that 0/10 literal hags are appealing.

Touch grass holy shit.

 No.71196

>>71194
You have bad taste then. They look pretty to me and there's nothing you can do about that, stormweenie!

 No.71211

>>71130
OP, I feel like I have to apologise for getting your thread derailed by botspam/tripnigger shite. I was only wanting to keep an ancient .net joke running another year.
Please continue your vocaroos.

 No.71222

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>71212



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 No.70273[Reply]

Is there a part of the human body that is not sexually dimorphic? Or in other words, I find every part of the female body to be sexy. Lately I've been noticing woman's hands and the area I highlighted in the last pic. Skinny limbs and elbows, maybe knees are very hot. I completely don't care for feet though. Maybe its because I don't get to see them most of the time.
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 No.71006

How strict? Because it'd be a total of zero since down at the cellular and chromosomal level they're different. So they'll never actually be the same unless we start reproducing asexually or something. They can never not be dimorphic as long as we continue to have two distinct sexes.

 No.71093

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Don't you just love when you realize a woman doesn't have balls

 No.71102

>>70471
dwarf and dogi should not be allowed to procreate

 No.71213

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>>71102
>Dwarf
Whomst?

 No.71221

>>71213
HIPAA
a medical reference



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 No.45153[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Into a mental health crisis, financial depression and an ageing population that will be dying painfully and slowly because no one will be able to provide for them at replacement level.
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 No.70955


Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.

 No.70957

>>70920
Red Mage paid a dude to suck his dick? Wow wtf!

 No.71106

>>70920
>>70957
and it was retardposter who gave the bj?

 No.72182

>>70831
We need to ban makeup.

 No.72183

>>70558
Kys, troon.



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 No.70587[Reply]

what is consciousness?
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 No.70749

>>70747
Dr. Fauci has some remarkable credentials. You may want to rethink your choices and go get boosted

 No.70750

S-...stop fighting!

 No.70751

>>70750
Excuse me, do you have the necessary credentials to break up fights?

 No.70753

>>70751
Alright, even that nigga has to give you props for that one heh

 No.70837

the cussin' problem



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 No.70761[Reply]

Operation Silent Night
December 22nd - January 1st
#OpSilentNight


Greetings and Happy Holidays!


Many of us have seen the internet grow from a handful of pages to an advanced communication network that is relied on for day-to-day activities. While the ease of access to the internet has greatly increased, this has also given the most vulnerable access to the same network. Due to this, predators are no longer hiding in a van outside schools or behind a newspaper at a park. They are able to hide behind their computers, with the illusion of security, luring underage children.

It is time we expose these predators and protect the children that will use these networks in the future. We must ensure the safety of children against online predators if we want the technology that we have created to grow and evolve. We must focus on the goal of creating a better future for the next generation.

From December 22nd to January 1st, we will focus on finding, exposing, and reporting online predators.

Predators are found in every corner of the internet; from popular children's games to secret online forums. While the authorities in every country take these crimes very seriously, it is our duty to properly expose them. Many platforms are unmoderated and lurking with predators. There are multiple networks that have been online for years and are a breeding ground for these predators. Due to the curiosity of children, many fall in to the hands of pedophiles.
Post too long. Click here to view the full text.
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 No.70803

If you could like, actually [redact] the filthy spammers targeting imageboards like this instead of whatever this is that would be great. The things I'd just seen just now ain't no nigga supposed to be seein'. Gnomesaiyan?

 No.70805

I don't understand those "pedo" catcher types (from what I've seen they usually bait using a 14yo girl so that's just normal male sexuality at work). I think they aren't that smart

 No.70806

>>70803
I would like to know who's responsible for spam of that nature. For what purpose? Outside of federal agents or blackmailers(either of which would raise even more questions), I can't think of a reasonable explanation.

 No.70812


 No.70814

>>70806
Schizophrenic male virgins.



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 No.70226[Reply]

Who remembers this OG chudcel lol?
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 No.70434

>>70432
Anyone have the old memes of Rohan the cotton candy man?

 No.70457

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 No.70459

>>70457
Nice. Very classic.

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 No.70477

>>70457
I hate pajeets so much it's unreal, bros



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 No.69279[Reply]

israeli SPERM extraction 🥵
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 No.70018

Why is dog so fat and ugly? She's more like a PITT BULL.

LOL

 No.70079

>>69455
FFFFUARK dis is HAWTT

>>69456
0r mah B0n3r

 No.70252

>>70018
no she is bootyful

 No.70293

Sow bitch

 No.70294




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 No.69821[Reply]

Jessie "the terror from Tel Aviv" Yaniv putting you in a cock cage and torturing your little nuts while lecturing you about the Israel-Palestine conflict

Jessia Yaniv sitting on your face because you educated people about the USS Liberty online

Jessica Yaniv holding you down by the wrists, pinning you to the bed as "she" readies to unleash the pulsating bussy @ you (POV: you didn't support Israel online)
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 No.69995

>>69986
read them Chud, they R funi make u kek long time ;)

 No.69997

>>69995
heh, well, if you put it that way

 No.69998

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>>69997
have yourself a hearty kek or two my friend

 No.70056

'CADO'S
SEXY
HOLE

 No.70233

>>69905
funny shiptoast books! unhinged schizo funnies! rants! raves! francis c dec impressions! read now! buy one if u feel froggy! ribbit ribbit! ribbit!



 No.69873[Reply]

Dogstralia has beaten Phantasm to the punch on his dream of creating a political commentary channel. Soon she'll be a rich breadtuber.
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 No.70144

>>70134
I agree except there's nothing good about sugar, it's non-essential and seems to only cause harm. It's better to be overweight from overeating fatty & proteiny foods than complex carbs and/or sugary foods since at least the former meets your nutritional needs (assuming both diets have veggies & fruits as well) and has a lower risk developing diabetes.

 No.70156

>>70134
>intuitive eating

Yes I eat fast food sometimes too. Taco Bell, KFC (wings), food court stuff (curry, kebabs, honey chicken)

 No.70210

how is fatNELstralia still alive?

 No.70213

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>dream

 No.70216

>>70213
Procrastination doesn't pay.



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 No.69332[Reply]

Any of you guys remember Mausland? Where my Castle Cat niggas at?
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 No.69563

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I don't know this guy or his work even a little but wtf. Another 40-something year old NG guy died. "Heart Attack".

 No.69593

Flash (.swf) would've been a much better format for games and animations if Adobe added support for importing WebP textures. JPEG lacks transparency support and PNG lacks lossy compression. So when transparency is needed (e.g. 2D character textures) the devs have no choice but to use PNGs which bloats up the filesize exponentially.

 No.69603

>>69593
webp format makes me fucking sick

 No.69635

>>69603
This tbh fam

 No.69678




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 No.69288[Reply]

We should buy an ad on 4chan
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 No.69469

>>69460
Hopefully, he's living in granny's house or something and not locked in someone's basement after doing some sketchy couch-surfing.

 No.69479

>>69437
His discord is online but he didn't respond. Did he leave his computer on when he died? Is red mage even now being dismembered and eaten piece by piece in the basement of a crazed magatard while a porn tab sits open on his desktop?

 No.69484

>>69479
Yeah I'm wondering if his pet boomers who kicked him out just left his computer on this entire time, it's very possible given the complete lack of self awareness boomers have. You'd think he'd had a cellphone or something though. Bad omen.

 No.69486

One of red mage's dumb discord friends said he's alive but refused to post proof and changed the subject. I guess he could be alive though.

If so, why isn't he posting on 4chon?

 No.69491

>>69469
Do not instigate his disappearance into such unordinary contexts involved with any housing arrangements. The Führerbunker imposes a hard time overcoming boundaries for whoever this is concerning.



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 No.45855[Reply]

I like how they're trying to make it like you're some sort of freaky t*rrorist extremist for not having a TV but I literally would be like this in Britain cos I don't watch free to air and would just use my TV for video games and streaming from my computer...
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 No.69343

Do you need a loicense if you just use YT? Seems not from what I read

 No.69399

they really need to adjust acceleration curves and speeds of the high speed rail and also the elevators for us gay guys, making them more accessible, sometimes our assholes would just fall out our start or start leaking on their out there in the public places, so you know how it is

 No.69402

>>69399
Leave Retard Flag Guy Alone...

LEAVE HIM ALONE!

 No.69405

i think the motor-vehicle manufacturers could also come forward, knowing that on certain resonant frequencies of the car engines running, us gay homosexuals start shitting uncontrollably



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 No.58453[Reply]

Fattie Nolegs bought 420chan from Kirt for $4200
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 No.69117

>>69116
$4200, yknow, like 420 the pothead meme

xd

 No.69118

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>>69117
kek!!!

 No.69260

fuck fag20chan and the people that use it

 No.69271

>>69260
Uhm...based department? I've got a post I'd like you to see!

 No.69285

avid told me that 420chan is a great place to find nigger erections to lick but I don't go there because I'm not gay



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