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 No.70036[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

MDE

Never watched this, just downloaded it last night and watched the first ep, after I watched Fishtank, it was actually pretty funny, damn why didn't I watch it earlier
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 No.82975

>>82768
wiltshire

 No.82979

>>82703
The only reason nick isn't a faggot is because he isn't "acting" or playing some kind of role hes just being himself. When he talks about cars and houses thats just who is he. His entire rug joke was because he sold rugs for instance. I would say he is the only authentic one out of the group. Sam is basically trying to pull a tim heidecker or whatever to never break character then act the way people who follow him want him to act with tim its leftist shit but with Sam its rw fuckholes like fuentes. It's legitimately unfunny.

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 No.106162

sam hyde is a bisexual rapist pedophile cryptojew republican

 No.106199

>>82979
100% agreed. zoomers are fucking morons.



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 No.106122[Reply]

When my GF is 17 years, 364 days, 23 hours old and my 18th birthday was yesterday.

(I'm killing myself because I committed a pedophilia)
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 No.106181

>>106173
This is true. The real bullshit cases are usually when people cross an invisible state line, or when the parents get butthurt.

 No.106189

>>106132
i was reading a while back that india is considering a romeo and juliet clause because their age of concent laws are being used by parents to punish kids from other casts for having relationships with their own kids.

 No.106191

>>106189
India is basically Fallout IRL. I don't think any laws are effectively enforced there.

 No.106192

>>106189
I thought all forms of rape were legal in india

 No.106196

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>Ideology-Islam



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 No.105961[Reply]

Story time:

>be me

>be 14 years old
>neighbor woman like 20 years old invites me on a camping trip
>hanging out with a bunch of 20 year olds. Like 3 guys and 2 girls.
>We're played pokemon themed monopoly.
>no drugs or anything too degenerate. Honestly shocking how wholesome the group is
>You'd think this group would be into some weird shit but they're like in the top 5% of wholesomeness for people
>One of the guys says a joke or something and I laugh pretty hard
>One of the married 20 year old women says "whoa, I like your laugh!" (her husband was not there btw)
>oh haha
>don't think anything of it.
>everyone's treating me well despite being 14
>we all hop in the car and drive to the campsite.
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 No.106164

>>106160
lay off the porn for awhile.

 No.106165

>>106164
i dont really consume much porn. i spend most of my time working on getting my MP up. not my fault i grew up during a time of internet porn without any cultural/political guardrails in place to regulate shit.

 No.106178

>>106160
I fixed your story.
>be me
>be 14 years old
>neighbor woman like 20 years old invites me on a camping trip
>hanging out with a bunch of 20 year olds. Like 3 guys and 2 girls.
>We're played pokemon themed monopoly.
>no drugs or anything too degenerate. Honestly shocking how wholesome the group is
>You'd think this group would be into some weird shit but they're like in the top 5% of wholesomeness for people
>One of the guys says a joke or something and I laugh pretty hard
>One of the married 20 year old women says "whoa, I like your laugh!" (her husband was not there btw)
>oh haha
>don't think anything of it.
>everyone's treating me well despite being 14
>we all hop in the car and drive to the campsite.
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 No.106188

>>106178
>finally it's over, we collapse together on the pile of bear furs she was using as a sleeping bag
where the fuck did that girl get bear fur?

>her pikachu tee-shirt explodes as her straining abs rip through the thin fabric

haram. disrespectful to pikachu.

 No.106194

>>106188
She killed the bears with her bare hands heh



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 No.106077[Reply]

POST HARDER YOU FAGGOTS WE NEED TO GET THAT PRECIOUS PPH UP!!!

 No.106078

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 No.106080

My PP(H) is always up if you know what I mean

 No.106095

>>106080
avid please

 No.106182

the philippine peso is basically worthless, OP, invest in the brazilian real instead



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 No.106172[Reply]

Everyone hide your willies!

 No.106177

Frievid no!!



 No.105978[Reply]

Post SSS tier softcore porn. Stuff that makes you feel romantic or puts butterflies in your stomach.
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 No.106121

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 No.106128

>>106115
Didn't click, but is that you, devfren? Will bump

 No.106170

Not softcore anything but I find the grill on the right's expression and gesture charming for whatever reason heh

 No.106171

>>106170
Well thank you for actually posting something.



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 No.106144[Reply]

Prediction:
>Atlas comet thing is fake
>they nuke America
>they blame aliens
>make lame AI videos of aliens and shit
>surviving retards all fall for it
>we need to form a one world government to deal with the aliens
Basically the plot of Watchmen and it'll work flawlessly

 No.106145

Nuking america is GOOD!

 No.106154

>>106145
The idea of California breaking off into the sea and sinking into a pit of flames gets me hard.



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 No.106052[Reply]

The frieren guy be like
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 No.106125

>>106112
>i am such a loser addict that i have to bank on hypotheses which only exist in my own tiny head
You won so hard, ciggie-sucker. Nice reading comprehension and logic btw. So commendable.

 No.106126

>>106111
>h-he never asked my pronouns even after i made a new thread to cry...!!1
lol

 No.106127

>>106108
*cracks a beer open with u* *King of the Hill theme starts* The best drugs I ever tookened were mind-bending shit that makes me exhausted after taking it and then I hate it for a month.

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>*cracks a beer open with u* *King of the Hill theme starts* The best drugs I ever tookened were mind-bending shit that makes me exhausted after taking it and then I hate it for a month.

 No.106136

Having some faggot who posts soyjaks find you to be disagreeable means you're doing something right.



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 No.106025[Reply]

I ran out of my first pack of cigarettes. Should I buy more?

Also AMA about tobacco.
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 No.106050

>>106048
So does tobacco, but at least being high is more fun than a nicotine buzz.

 No.106076

alright guys I bought some more tobacco. I need you guys to pay me back. You guys peer pressured me into buying more. Send money to my paypal.

 No.106093

>>106076
Broke faggot lol

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 No.106099

>>106098
Nah, stay mad tobacconigger. First documented occurrence of smoking weed for recreation happened in prehistoric Western China when proto-White proto-Iranians still lived there, so thousands of years ago. Go bother a nigger for a menthol you fucking clown.



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 No.106068[Reply]

Do you think she is wearing a bikini or panties?

 No.106070

I wasn't aware there was a difference.

 No.106071

I think when you alternate between line weights and line colors so violently it is almost as if you're using a mixed media and it looks confusing and less appealing than it could. Try and keep a little more consistency, like don't just have random splotches of black separate from each other across the canvas, try and think of a logical pattern in which the inclusion of the black would make more sense to repeat, gnomesaiyan?

 No.106075

this chick's face makes me uncomfortable

 No.106096

>>106075
something about it reminds me of when you would "vectorize" raster images in the adobe flash program

 No.106097

>>106096
Reminds me of Uno Peso



 No.106079[Reply]

Hang on I've gotta ban someone for having an opinion that was normal in 2005


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 No.106057[Reply]

How to hire only whites in the USA (which is normally illegal)

Step 1) Figure out how many employees you need (perhaps 10)

Step 2) hire 10 white men and 10 nons

Step 3) give the white men all the hours and prime time slots and give the nons almost no hours and weak time slots.

Step 4) You have succeeded until a liberal notices that your business is running too well to be diverse.

Step 5) When the authorities show up, assure them that you have hired both nons and whites. If they press the issue, then remain polite and give the nons more hours until the heat dies down. You must keep on the down-low. If word gets out in the internet you're doing this, you don't stand a chance. You need to employ "plausible deniability".

Step 6) Once the heat dies down, cut the nons hours and get back to business.
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 No.106066

>>106063
trannies are also very political and extreme left (not in terms of killing landlords but in terms of supporting BLM, immigration, political correctness, etc.)

 No.106069

>>106066
Who cares? If you're paying for their health insurance they aren't going to rock the boat too much and risk losing their pills. Their opinions are completely irrelevant unless your company is a coop.

 No.106072

>>106069
We had a tranny working at our store and they would "anonymously" rat the boss out for random shit like how there was a handful of boxes in front of a door. Apparently he's working for a competing store these days and robbing the guy blind, giving huge cash discounts to the customers and pocketing the money. Based but not the kind of person I'd want working for me lmoa

 No.106073

>>106069
they ruin games
>8chan.moe/v/res/1652859.html
type A type B bullshit, they them, etc.

they waste company funds on garbage no one wants like concord

they make you use shitty developer-hostile programming languages like rust

they make you use shitty user-hostile operating systems like linux

 No.106074

>>106073
Those are situations where trannies are in charge of companies anon. Unless you're planning on putting on a dress it's a non-issue for hiring.



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 No.106009[Reply]

Are tv show writers able to write complex characters anymore?

It seems like writers can't write interesting characters because you have to stay in this tiny little spectrum of politics. You can't write a character that's outside the overton window. No?

Can you name a fictional character created in the last 5 years that's actually interesting and not politically sterilized?

 No.106011

Look up "second screen optimisation". It's something netflix came up with that's now endemic in the film industry. Basically, films and tv shows now are designed to be played in the background while a viewer stares at their cell phone, because a bunch of analytics revealed that's now most normgroids view media. The result is that every action has to be verbally telegraphed, every important plot point repeated several times, and characters and plot devices have to be very simple because otherwise the "viewers" will lose interest when they lose track of what's going on (because their face is glued to their phone the whole time). It doesn't have much to do with politics or the overton window so much as just creating background noise for normies.

It's grim.

 No.106022

>>106011
wow that's interesting thanks for the insight. I would have guessed it has more to do with the overton window.

I have to remember that corporations actually always do what is most profitable. They don't actually have any morals.
>but then why do they go woke and lose money
Because of ESG goverment subsidies giving them more money when they make woke content.

 No.106065

>>106022
>Because of ESG goverment subsidies giving them more money when they make woke content.
You got it. Remember that corporations (and specifically ceos) are legally required to attempt to create the highest quarterly profits possible for their shareholders. If they do something that intentionally decreases profits like pursuing a political agenda, they can and will be sued by their shareholders.



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 No.79414[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

They're doing this to me tomorrow.
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 No.105628

my toilet smells like mouse shit
my pantry smells like mouse shit
someone is eating my walls

 No.105644

>>105628
Are you a catboy? How else would you be able to specifically identify the anal emissions of a rat?

 No.105656

>>105644
they come for a visit each autumn

 No.105805

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They're doing this to me tomorrow.

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 No.105985[Reply]

Do people actually listen to music? lol

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 No.106002

>>105996
I go months at a time without listening to any music



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