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 No.46622[Reply]

You will never be a real incel. You have no autism, you have no negative canthal tilt, you have no deep seated emotional resentment. You are a well-adjusted man twisted by irony and memes into a crude mockery of a stone cold virgin.

All the “rejection” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back girls love you. Your parents are proud and happy for you, "Stacies” swoon over your masculine appearance behind closed doors.

Women are utterly smitten with you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out chads with incredible efficiency. Even incels who “pass” look strong and charismatic to a woman. Your deep voice and good sense of humor are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to earn a little online incel clout, you'll get cancelled the second your DMs get leaked and everybody gets a glimpse of the e-girls thirsting over you.

You will never be depressed. You wrench out a fake "tfw no gf" every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be miserable, but deep inside you feel the happiness creeping up like a weed, ready to bless you with unshakeable confidence.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll find a girlfriend, marry her, knock her up, and have seven healthy kids together. Your parents will praise you, happy but a little bit sentimental now that their little boy has finally grown up. They’ll spoil the kids with candies and toys, and every acquaintance for the rest of your life will know that you're a fakecel. Eventually you will pass on surrounded by your loved ones. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a family that misses you dearly.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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 No.50273

>>50264
Lmao shut the fuck up
>"the jew cries in pain as he strikes you"

 No.50275

>>50273
The trannies alter ego tackers into the keyboard as soon as you start to speak the truth

 No.50287

>>50275
You wish faggot, id make a good trap but im not into that shit

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>>46622
>Your parents are proud and happy for you

 No.64984

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Lifefuel /v/ros... We're so back



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 No.25815[Reply]

You WILL be judged mercilessly on first impressions by HR roasties

>He, like, didn't show enough warmth and empathy. He didn't know our Core Strategic values.


You WILL be bossed around by a Project Manager middle aged woman with no college degree who knows nothing about what anyone does.

>Anon, it's been two days and you haven't updated the Priority List, Strategic Plan, Delivery Stakeholder Engagement


>Anon, when I asked how many semi colons in your code at the weekly Status-Enhancing-For-Me overly big meeting where I can show Leadership, you said you had to quote get back to me unquote. You're not showing enough grip on this highly valuable project.


You WILL be judged on your social skills above ALL else.

>Anon, you've been meeting your targets but the stakeholders say they're worried about your lack of personal presence in meetings. You haven't been showing enough strategic vision or promoting innovative synergies. What, you want specific examples of what you need to do? Please, act professional.


You WILL hear about Becky's and Stacey's and Karen's families and boyfriends and they WILL bring them up in conversation by first name and act puzzled when you ask who they're talking about.
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 No.42498

>>42496
Ok, the Karen haircut + ear ring looks whimsical on the UX guy because that specific female haircut is supposed to communicate, to confirm that it is a female by hiding her narrow face and small jawline behind the straight hair as soon as she turns and tilts her small round head, it emphasizes how small her head is, it even more hides her already small cheeks and jaw, and immediately aligns with line of her narrow round shoulders. For a guy it's opposite, it does not check out, but super-emphasizes the wide and long face with jaw popping forwards, also the large straight forehead and hits 90deg against the big shoulders, it doesn't work out, it looks like a tiny birds nest falling sideways from his big dumb head. The contrast is emphasis and de-emphasis of features. Complete inversion of the intention, stupidity, autism, hypocrisy, lack of nature and aesthetics.

 No.42499

>>42498
>I'll appear feminine if I wear what girls wear, that'll do it because girls wear stuff that girls wear because they're girls so I'll be the girl huh simple as

 No.42587

shitcrypto that is mined by returning unsealed products to amazon within 30 days

shitcrypto that is mined by ddosing fbi.gov

shitcrypto that is mined by increasing claimed holocaust victims in wikipedia and retaining the value for 2 months

shitcrypto that is minded by committing a unique name, changing your legal name to it (once common names are all taken) and ensuring it's listed in the sex-offender public registry

 No.42588

>>42587
>shitcrypto that is mined by increasing claimed holocaust victims in wikipedia and retaining the value for 2 months
exponentially bigger gains if value is reduced below the (((historian))) accredited baseline

 No.64980

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 No.14776[Reply]

This is why I don't come to this site anymore.

HDV you failed bro, just close the shop it's over.
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 No.64878

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HDV check your PM quick

 No.64882

This has been slid

 No.64883

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The rogue mod has now also bumplocked the redpilled anti-tranny thread rather than just moving it to /new/

When mod removal?

 No.64903

>>64883
>Foky is too retarded to know that threads auto-sage after it hits a certain amount of replies.



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 No.57661[Reply]

Today is the 3rd anniversary of the death of David Dees
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 No.57751

Who?

 No.57769

Didn't know that guy either

 No.61348

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Miss dis here lill nibbarino like u wouldn't believe

 No.61349

Only good political cartoonist.

 No.64893

Another thread that """belongs on /new/"""

Love calling the hipocrisy out



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 No.61923[Reply]

Im ghey lol
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 No.62000

>>61999
how close up is close-up?

 No.62003

helooooo, AVAD!!!

 No.62095

lol heh

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Spongebob = Me
Squidward = Ur mom



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 No.61723[Reply]

666

I am back and we are back

To destroy smiley more

The first time resulted in meth

The second time will result in death

We are of the death, of the evil, of the light

There is no escape

He will suffer, this is it, this is the final stretch, this is the ending
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 No.64711

>>64680
our all-start light communicator

 No.64795

We love smileyanon

 No.64800

>>64795
no, we hate everything associated with smileberg

 No.64803

>>64800
you dont speak for me bitch, smiley is alright, i hope he gets off the drugs because drugs are trash

 No.64805

>>64803
he's a kike and I hope he dies

you're probably a kike, too



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 No.64165[Reply]

Hello how do i perhaps gain 6 digit income through illustration

Whats the summary of things i do to gain the traffic of such
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 No.64590

>>64582
I talk to myself out loud at home, it does actually help to get my thoughts out. One reason why I'm hesitant to move is I'll need to find somewhere with enough privacy to keep talking to myself heh hmm...

 No.64596

>>64574
That is one of the most common accidents when horseback riding.

 No.64620

use the law of attraction

 No.64626

>>64620
Why don't starving niggers in africa use the law of attraction to get food?

 No.64630




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 No.782[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Discuss Exercise and Diet Ideas below!
>t. still running 20 miles a week but haven't been lifting as much
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 No.64227

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 No.64279

Which TRT agents should i cop nibbas

Thinkgen bout dem SARMs

 No.64477

>>64279
But they're bad for you

 No.64478

Ive never been fatter than yet found a lovely girl a couple weeks ago, bulk belly for love

 No.64479

>>64478
Couple years older and mental in a cute way, all I did was feel drawn to being around and sweet to her, despite having severe retardatiobs it worked bros r8



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 No.42923[Reply]

WHAT A RETARD! He thinks consciousness actually stops for any of that stuff. It never stops, it merely changes in form. Nobody has ever "experienced" (had happen to them) a true loss of consciousness. There is no proof for the existence of non-consciousness.
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 No.64302

>>64301
Onii-chan?
Onii-chan odenshi?

 No.64364

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Orch-OR nibbas we eatin zesty tonite

 No.64370

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hehhh

 No.64464

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Hmm reading thread is gone

Finally finished this book by the smartest man in Brazil. But really I can't tell whether he is Brazilian or not. Went to a Brazilian uni and looks like it but he's based in the Netherlands somehow. His first job was in a lab so he must've had rich parents

Anyway book is really good, very dense, took about a month to read. Very convincing about idealism.

I imagine none of you will really have the time to read it unless you're already familiar with this stuff so can breeze through it.

One of the things he's suggesting is that there is no true unconscious - just like what I'm suggesting in the OP. Here he cites examples of how reductions in brain activation do not actually stop consciousness, they just alter it. Note that he changes a lot of his definitions through the book as you get into it, so you have to be generous if you read these bits (about 2/5 into the book).

I will probs move on to other subjects now, I just wanted to read something about consciousness and the hard problem etc. Very good book though 10/10 and the man seems to be becoming more important as a philosopher. Also he is active on YT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcPyTgLILqA&t=620s

 No.64927

>>64464
Yeah i've cum across this dood's stuff befo' but my ADHD prevents me from skimming thru these types of books from start 2 finish hehh



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 No.26333[Reply]

Report in nibbers. How goes your quest?
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 No.64367

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>>64366
As we continue further on this journey of retention our frequency & vibration rises. Retaining the sacred seed and transmuting this virility and life force allows the vessel to operate in a high state of vibration. With that change in frequency comes attraction to others and activities, thoughts, habits etc in the same state of vibration. We are electromagnetic beings and your aura becomes a magnet to all of these great things. This is why when retaining you gravitate towards eating healthier, lifting, meditation, breathwork, reading, yoga etc to fuel and and maintain this high frequency state. Low vibration substances & activities such as alcohol, tobacco, fast food, mainstream media, adult websites etc become non-attractive to your being.

This is where magnetism and attraction comes into the picture. People will feel this immense energy and want to be around you, listen to you and you will gain respect from others. It also attracts luck, synchronicities, and things that are meant for you. It can also repel those who are not on a similar path and can create aggression and hatred towards you simply because they cannot interpret or align with your energy. (Frequency)

Your being is broadcasting a new radio station and only those tuned into (or around) your station (frequency) will interpret your energy and concepts. Everyone else will hear static or nonsensical words until they are able to tune in.

Do not chase. Vibrate high with integrity and authenticity and what is meant for you will be yours.

Currently in the 50+ day realm. Clarity and motivation is off the charts.

Keep vibrating high. Peace brothers

 No.64372

>>43728
>Her dirty talk is the best. She says shit like "my goodness!"

>1 of my favorites is her fucking this dude on a couch & she goes


>"WHOO! Why don't you just bust 1 off inside my pussy... C'mon make it DIRTY in there "


i imagine this was written by some geriatric. the sleaze is over the top.

 No.64392

>>43730
kill yourself

 No.64448

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 No.64457

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Actually doing pretty good atm



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 No.64202[Reply]

Why are chuds so absolutely hell bent on trying to convince themselves and others they wouldn't hammer this fiesty mutt?
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 No.64272

I would have sex with every woman in this thread and I still think the girl in his post is a dumb bitch.

t. straighter than OP (who is likely a gay man over-compensating)

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 No.64172[Reply]

N-NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ITS NOT LIKE IM ADDICTED TO A CONSTANT STREAM OF CONTENT WHILE LOOKING AT MY PHONE FOR 20 HOURS A DAY ITS TOTALLY LEGIT THAT I CANT GATHER THE FOCUS TO DO THE SAME THING FOR OVER 5 MINUTES (BUT OF COURSE THIS ONLY APPLIES TO OBLIGATIONS, SOMEHOW I DONT SUFFER THIS DISEASE WHEN LOOKING AT MY PHONE)
ITS TOTALLY LEGIT TRUST ME THERES SO MUCH PEOPLE AFFECTED YOU CAN SEE IT ON TIKTOK EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT IT
SEE EVEN THE SOIENCE AGREES WITH ME WE TOTALLY CANT FUNCTION LIKE NORMAL HUMANS
AND ITS A B S O L U T E L Y NOT RELATED TO LOOKING TO A SCREEN FOR ENDLESS HOURS SINCE BIRTH AND DONT YOU EVEN DARE SUGGESTING I CAUSED MY OWN PROBLEM
NO I WONT GO OUT AND TOUCH GRASS OR DO ANY NON-TECH RELATED ACTIVITY, LMAO DO YOU THINK WE'RE STILL LIVING IN THE 80 GET WITH THE TIMES YOU OLD FUCK

LMAO FUCK YOU IM NOT GOING HIKING OR ANYTHING WHAT DO YOU EVEN WANT ME TO DO THERE, JUST WALK AND NOTHING ELSE HOLY SHIT I GUESS MY BRAIN IS TOO ADVANCED AND CANT BE BOTHERED WITH SUCH SIMPLE ACTIVITIES HEH I NEED CONSTANT ACTION BECAUSE IM SO ADVANCED YOU WOULDNT UNDERSTAND
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 No.64234

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"This imaginative seven-year-old had dreams of becoming a stuntman like his idol stunt performer "Evel Knievel.” Around this time, Kurt was diagnosed with Attention-Deficient Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD) and was put on Ritalin shortly after"

https://overeasyalchemy.com/word/abnormal-psychology-kurt-cobain

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 No.63729[Reply]

This is actually decent heh. Crims hijack a plane and the twist is that Idris Elba, the loving Germanic black man, just wants to get back to his wife and kids, so he decides to help them. The globohomo is stomachable and its cool to see the interactions between cops, flight tower control place, alphabet agency place and the people on board as they scramble to deal with the threat. Very similar to a mid 2010s film "Eye in the sky" which was also v. good.
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 No.63899

>>63898
I'll pray for your soul.

 No.63900

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>>63896
its true nonce

die

 No.63912

>>63900
Tard is into old hags I see

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>>63912
I'm definitely an ephebophile according to this definition. Though remember all this stuff is kited, its pathologising what is normal and healthy, despite the bit at the end there.

I wrote this before and I don't think you responded or I cant remember your response. If its socially unacceptable enough to be an epehebe then why would I admit to that and not anything worse? Or do you just think I'm trying to shift the window? And the AOC in a healthy, just society would be determined by the relevant and mature parties, being the girl's family, particularly her father.

Very early puberty girls are cute but strictly speaking I don't find them to be particularly sexually attractive considering the lack of breast and hip development etc etc, in other words the developments that make them attractive to the opposite sex aside from other things like behaviour.

Its so degenerate that we let boys/girls "date" and rack up untold numbers of sexual partners in their youth, instead of marrying them off, or at the very least setting them up with someone appropriate. It one of the PRIME causes and/or effects of degeneracy.



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 No.42910[Reply]

'YoU ArE nOt EnTiTlEd tO SeX'

Bodycount Americans seriously be out here just missing the point over just how emotionally abusive this is.
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 No.63910

>>63904
>It all looks so mimed.
Audio is off-sync by like 0.1s. You have OCD like me.

 No.63911

>>63910
Please be trevor moore who faked his death to retire and quietly rase a family while releasing new stuff from beyond the grave by twkyk going into their "vault" and "reworking" "old" "unfinished" "projects".

 No.63913

>>63894
stupid blowjob whore is seething so hard lol
maybe drink less cum, babe.

 No.63914

>>42910
>women
>complaining about entitlement
lol lmao

 No.63922

>>63911
learn to spell



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 No.39855[Reply]

How would you reinstate monogamy culture and end hook up culture if you could/wanted to?
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 No.63759

>>63731
didnt this guy set up a dono goal for a 'trip to vegan pride events' and used the money instead for a hair transplant?

 No.63768

>>63751
>>63755
i wonder what its like to take youtube videos at face value while drooling at the phone

this shit is even easier to produce and has more memetic potential yielding more money than than the fake antique restorations or "natural concrete" habitats

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>>63768
I h'wonda h'wat its like to be butthurt LOL

 No.63779

>>63751
>>63755
those women are getting reamed on the side 100%, theyre just with those monsters for their money, the gook especially



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