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 No.47368[Reply]

Where is everyone?! Hello!
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 No.47387

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>>47378
asshole

 No.47388

>>47387
I know

 No.47395

>>47375
>>47376
I want to see porn where a girl (or trap) chases down a bike with these on it and sucks them while masturbating

 No.47397

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 No.47398

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>>47395
I am 98% sure that you own a pair and want some fuck.



 No.46782[Reply]

When you've got every major megacorp shilling you, everyone clapping when you walk down a bridge and the Prime Minister marching with you but you're still oppressed and have a long way to go.
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 No.46998


 No.47021

>>46991
Onlyfans is disgusting

 No.47023

>>47021
AGREED

 No.47238

File: 1678754135185.jpg (171.62 KB, 600x886, first female admiral.jpg)

they're now just flat-out calling them "female", and wahmen, who are tied with trannies in the oppression olympics, are massively asspained lmao

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1450587597340913664

 No.47279

>>47238
There WILL be a trans bias now

You WILL accept it



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 No.47135[Reply]

Thought experiment: a lab makes HIV 2: Electric Boogaloo. It leaks out into the real world via a patient zero. It has the following features:
>Transmissible through all mucosal membranes potently (mouth, anus, vagina)
>Transmissible significantly, only through semen and blood similar to regular HIV
>Burns through latex
>People are dead in a matter of months if they contract it

How would society change?
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 No.47215

>But it's a private company, they can do what they want!

Enjoy your you-will-own-nothing lolbertarian neoliberal utopia

 No.47226

>>47215
Louis:
>can u just habeebb juust huwhyat kind oouf just piece of humen shit u got to be to ask for supscription fee at the instance of kidnapping just huhhuhuhwoahhuh :O
A:
>HELLO SERIF SER THANK U CALLING VOLKSVAGEN AMERIKA SORRY BITCH NOT REDEEM THE SUBSCRIPTION THIS MONTH SER CANT HELP U ANYTHING ELSE BYEBYE

 No.47227

>>47226
>blaming people on the other side of the planet instead of your own rulers

 No.47228

Besides not knowing what men and women are anymore, completely throwing away all past knowledge of biological science, a lot of Americans actually believe or gaslight others into believing that being fat "is genetic", instead of a matter of excess calories and simple sugars, violating the law of conservation of energy

 No.47230

>>47227
yes the shabbos-leaders have outsourced every "non-critical" task to lowest form of humanoids that can learn english and still technically kind of do them for the lowest pay, what culd go wrogn



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 No.47045[Reply]

H'what?
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 No.47102

>.com
?

 No.47103

>>47102
Oh. That explains THAT!

 No.47104

>dot com

Nothing is wrong, op is an idiot and went to the wrong site lol

 No.47112

>>47104
Thanks for clearing that up.

 No.47113

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 No.46918[Reply]

The spade is comically fitting for race-mixing trash

Out of the four suits of cards the spade is the lowest caste. The laborer

Heart = priest, brahmin
Club = warrior, kshatriya
Diamond = merchant, vaishya
Spade = laborer, shudra

Coalburners have revealed themselves as low caste, shovel working peasants
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 No.46949

>>46943
Fuck off taliban

 No.46951

>>46949
That's locknar, mind your tongue!

 No.46977

>>46943
there's literally a king and queen of spades in a card deck; your hinpoo metaphor is not only strained but makes no sense when paired with a muslim flag

I rate you 2/10 as a poster

>>46944
still are

>>46951
have you cybered him?

 No.46983

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>>46977
>there's literally a king and queen of spades in a card deck
Metaphorical king and queen. The spiritual head of the caste

>your hinpoo metaphor is not only strained but makes no sense when paired with a muslim flag

Talichads are based regardless of my culture and their flag is very aesthetic. I'll continue using this flag until copycats pop up and then I'll shed it like a snake skin

 No.47006

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>>46983
4 u locknar



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 No.46922[Reply]

BANNED
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 No.46988

>>46987
Locknar will let you suck him off, avid.

 No.46990

>>46988
actually I love getting my cock sucked by men

 No.46992

>>46990
😑😔

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 No.46994




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 No.46575[Reply]

I think I'm gonna get laid, niggers! Been having some sexy talk with a Hinge girl this evening, asking her to meet me at a bar rn. Asked 5 mins ago, waiting with bated breath for a response...
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 No.46818

>>46790
Flirting needs to happen in person

Only text whores to get them in person

 No.46820

>>46812
That wasn’t flirting bro don’t worry

 No.46833

>>46818
Why do you think I was messaging her. You want me to simply ask out girls in the first message?

 No.46835

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>>46833
Text women platonically. Don't use a single sexual word unless they do first

I always talked to them like a friend or family member, trying to-
1. Get to know them
2. Get them in person, smoothly but also ASAP

Sexual texting is highly cringe. >>46790 was all very painful to read and you were rejected harshly for it. Just treat them like a male friend over text (until you fuck them)

In person is where seduction takes place

Maybe zoomers do it differently but I had a lot of success with my method during the pre-covid lockdown bullshit era

Light, casual, friendly texting to arrange a date
Avoid all vaxxoids

 No.46838

>>46835
Zoomers don't fuck, anon.



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 No.46101[Reply]

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No fap is officially dangerous and cancelled. Stop doing it and start fapping this instant.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-11817419/Abstaining-masturbating-RAISES-risk-anxiety-depression-erectile-dysfunction.html
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 No.46633

>>46605
(you) can rape yourself. I believe in (you).

 No.46692

>>46615
Yeah the last thing I would want when raping myself is to have my veins close up. Thanks for the tip fellow fornicator.

 No.46771

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 No.46773

>>46771
Me on the left.
>17 days
Fuck off, Mr. God!

 No.46774

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 No.46308[Reply]

Sam Hyde says it's over for if you're 30 and have no direction in life. Is he being cynical or is he right?

I'm approaching this age and this hits too hard, and I know there's truth to what he's saying. However, I also resent him because he was born tall and a trust fund kid and gets to call me a loser when he's never struggled in any way.
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 No.46594

>>46588
Use a thesaurus.

 No.46601

>>46594
Whats that

 No.46606

>>46601
Use a dictionary

 No.46611

>>46606
That anon can't even use the internet.

 No.46614

>>46611

True
>tfw cant use internet



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 No.46534[Reply]

IT'S UP!

Who's going to see it?
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 No.46607

>>46604
Sshh anon. It's to late now. The trailer with little goblina is starting.

 No.46609

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>>46607
IT'LL STOP WITH ME

 No.46610

>>46609
BRAVE
POWAFUL

 No.46612

>>46610
As powerful as getting hit with a bus can get, baby.

 No.46613

>>46612
i fart and iy smell



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 No.18892[Reply]

>4chon
>.NEL
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 No.46550

>>46525
>>46544
I hope something bad happens to you

 No.46562

>>46550
why do you hate avid? is it because he's gay? we love and accept gays like avid here

GTFO BIGOT

 No.46563

>>46562
Avid has a gf retard

 No.46569

>>46563
impossiburu!

 No.46572




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 No.43900[Reply]

>china makes a dozen of those "spy balloon" at a fraction of the retail cost (3000 on alibaba)
>it costs the us 80k/h to operate a F22 Raptor
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 No.46434

>>46410
Drowning foids is based.

 No.46504

>>46408
She is hot

 No.46514

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 No.439[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

ylyl
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 No.46421

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 No.46425

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 No.46438

>>46420
Who is fokvid

 No.46444

>>46438
t. nel

 No.46505

>>46444
trips



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 No.46249[Reply]

This is the only website on the internet that loads for me today.
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 No.46365

>>46362
>scamp
(you) mean, tramp?

 No.46366

>>46364
b e a u t i f u l
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f
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 No.46374

>>46366
Fuck off jew

 No.46382

>>46374
LEAVE HIM ALONE

 No.46397

>>46365
Tramp scamp.



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 No.46210[Reply]

I swear this nigger was played by Alan Rickman, did we get mandela'd again?
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 No.46304

>>46295
FACTS

 No.46307

>I know who Alan Rickman is but...
LOL

 No.46358

>>46295
Professor Snape

 No.46360

>>46358
WHOMST?!

 No.46373

>>46360
the angel dude from DOGMA



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