>>59493Long hair is the secret
The longer it is, the more options you have
My beard almost touches my nipples now
I like to grab the last six inches or so, squish it, and put that into a bunch of hair bands
It gives me both the Herculean chin effect, and a long pirate looking beard that women love
I can even tuck the braid into the beard and suddenly my beard is a third of the normal length
Sasquatch, dashing rogue or humble farmer
Each and every day I choose in the morning
Shortbeardfags and beardlets will never know this glory