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 No.1600[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

So uh…my uh….my friend got this thing a short time ago like I said. It's a device that is supposedly able to reduce plaque in the veins of the penis that can constrict blood flow and compromise the ability to have uh…normal function. I-..my friend has suffered intimacy issues his entire life and I… he did a lot of secondhand research on acoustic wave therapy for male intimacy issues which has existed for a decade or so, by now. However, because healthcare in the US is in a bad way for wagies these days it wasn't realistic to pursue this treatment. This device is comparable to those used in clinics, just with some safety features to prevent laypeople from injuring themselves.

I've…my friend only used it once so far because despite the fact that he'd bought it back in late December today was the first day my-my friend's parents were both away.

My friend informed me that it was loud and scary at first but an ultimately painless and simple process. He's looking forward to seeing if his results mimic those of the many totally-not-paid testimonials on the website. Thank you for reading this story about my friend's unfortunate problem, he was hoping to start a family some day and he thinks this might be his only shot
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 No.63761

>Virgin At 36 - Deal Breaker?

 No.63829

>>63750
If everyone did the "love don't judge" thing, including the jewish billionaires that own the planet, then the world would actually be a pretty nice place

 No.63834

>>63829
Probably not. Everybody would be a meek little homo, afraid to get others to actually do anything, or have any standards.

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( - )

 No.64540

>thought I had ED and PE
>Turned out I just wasn't getting fully erect for years, because my cock wasn't get enough blood due to stimulant use
t.not HDV's friend. All drugs have their price.



 No.72271[Reply]

is smoking still cool?
do any of you guys smoke?
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 No.72337

>>72308
this kid makes it look cool.

 No.72405

You see, White people instinctually feel pity for self-loathing retards. If OP wants to die so badly, he needs to be more hateful or hang out with niggers.

 No.72406

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im so shy ><

 No.72478

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>>72406
Hey 4chon. It's me the official vag00 and I made this video for you all to enjoy.

 No.99976

smok awzome



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 No.55114[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

This is the real comfy vidya thread

>post:

Low bit
High bit

Soundtracks welcome
see: https://youtu.be/kOd5_j0OTQo

wrap up and post some nostalgia based or comfy based video game materia ITT
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 No.69382

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This nigga was running thru the woods in his undies

 No.69383

Emma best girl

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 No.73581

>>69684



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 No.80356[Reply]

this is extremely unfair
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 No.81955

>>81943
I'd like to grow some very large cucumbers to use as anal dilators

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 No.82376

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I CANT BELIEFE YOUVEE CYINR HTOS

 No.82378

>>81955
what a anals di#lers?

 No.82383

>>82382
yes



 No.84004[Reply]

So i lost 27kg last time i checked, that was a few months ago, my underwear is very loose now but my diabetes sugar level is very high so I must figure out a new diet to go onto.
I don't want to give up sugar completely so im just going to avoid highly processed food and make all my food from fresh ingredients. Thank God for youtube tutorials.
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 No.84150

>>84147
Can't wait for the day someone opens a keto restaurant or takeaway place.

 No.84152

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>>84150
>keto takeaway place
That will defeat the whole purpose cuz it will be industrialised slop disguising itself as natural, stop relying on everything to be served to you

 No.84153

>>84147
i don't fucking care about carb diet shit, im just trying to eat natural and create my own flour for bread. i can eat loads of potatoes without it effecting my sugar as long as my diet is natural

 No.84234

>>84152
Yeah I was a bit caffeinated when I made that comment. It's true the processing, adding of preservatives etc wrecks food, and in fact also makes it taste like garbage. Might be repeating myself honestly but I still get surprised at the difference between store-bought sauces, dips, condiments etc, vs home-made or restaurant stuff (but I don't go to sit-down restaurants often). But some store bought stuff is okay, like pesto is nice. Had baked salmon with pesto it was excellent.

 No.84446

are chickpea flour safe?



 No.80596[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

PUT SALT IN YOUR WATER AND YOU'LL PEE FAR LESS AND FEEL GREAT

SALT IS GOOD FOR YOU
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 No.81132

>>80833
Isekai was a mistake. Never let kids near it.

 No.81135

>>81132
Christianity is an isekai

 No.81251

This is why kikes want to slander salt, probably.

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 No.81255

>>81254
Those are both cool names



 No.47420[Reply]

Why does everything have to be rebooted into an amorphous, formless, raceless, androgynous blob?
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 No.47624

>>47605
Fimally a show with badass masculine characters for us male gym sweaty crotch sniffing sneaker pissing enthusiasts

 No.47625

>>47624
Shut the hell up dogcunt

 No.47641

>>47612
JAWSOME

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 No.55186

>>47449
>pic
Me on the left!!!!



 No.58490[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Decided to remake 4chon.me/new on a h'whim ama
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 No.60701

>>60683
Disturbing how much he resembles Ben Franklin now.

 No.60706

>>60695
He's not a wizard. He lost his v-card to a prostitute.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Hooker_incident

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 No.60768

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 No.99979

almost funny?



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 No.66094[Reply]

Dogisaga

As an obese abbo you should be huffing petrol

Otherwise you are a fraud

You all ready are a fake boi, why not be a real abbo you sow bitch
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 No.67895

>>67888
I wouldn't assume your gender, maybe a little reconstructive surgery

 No.67910

>>67760
That's a male tranny pretending to be a woman while saying they are an actual woman-they will never be a real woman. They are trying to do this to try and cover up the fact that they are a biological male by saying that they are an actual female that is larping or trying to be a male. It's supposed to be some sort of mind fuck reverse psychology trick to coverup the fact that they've a biological male and it's not working.

 No.67911

>>67910
I see. There's a fly in your cream-of-mushroom soup. And there's shit caked on your feet, as you've printed in tracks across all the way from the door.

 No.78708

dogisaga should kill themselves because they are fat and ugly

 No.99948

wow nasty tranny shite



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 No.65356[Reply]

Please someone tell my Zim has a DICK
I think he does because in one scene Dib kicks him there and he is hunched over in pain

I wanna fugg the alien
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 No.65415

>>65388
I have NEVER clopped in my life

No!

Not even once aha

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 No.65435

>>65415
clopvid always lyin

 No.99953

Shit cartoon died after hot topic, sorry bro

 No.99977

Zim is shite



 No.83075[Reply]

Just watched this. Looks heated. Full thing will be interesting
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 No.83304

>>83300
>Can't answer the question 'do you believe in God' without filibustering like a psued about what 'do', 'believe', 'in' and 'God' mean
>Would immediately be able to answer whether he supports Israel

 No.83307

>>83300
Too bad that alt-med treatment his daughter had him take didn't kill him.

 No.83308

>>83265
My motto: if you are brown, I will frown.

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 No.99973

why does this exist...?



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 No.78383[Reply]

what is love?
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 No.78430

>>78429
I have no idea who you think you are but to taint Nihilus with your faggotry will absolutely and crucially come to bite you in the ass

 No.78974

I GOOTTTTT LOSHUNNN ON MAAHHH DIQQQQQQQ I'M STROAKEN MAH CAWAWWWWWK 2 DIS THREEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111111111111111111

 No.78976

Americans didn't elect THIS?!

 No.78988

>>78976
death to the two of them

 No.82129

nigger



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 No.78191[Reply]

Rest in piss, your last earthly act was to fail at suicide baiting a gossip website during a quarter-life crisis.
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 No.78209

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 No.78210

Rumor has it, he faked his death.

 No.78211

>>78210
>>78192
Part 2

Shortly after June 27, 2021, a 'suicide note' is posted on Telegram along with a single page of Japanese statistics of foreigners dying. These 'sources' wouldn't qualify for my 12th grade english class but are immediately accepted as proof.

2021-4/4/2024 : Byuu is retconned as a martyr (for...what?) who was harassed/bullied/driven to suicide (he wasn't, his thread was lamesauce and had no contact/personal info posted) .

His repeated prior drama and taking do-it-yourself HRT is completely ignored in the process of making an autistic vidya-game expert into a murder victim.

/end hyper-TLDR

 No.78212

>>78211
admitting that feeding into tranny delusions doesn't actually help them get better mentally goes against the narrative, chud

 No.78227

Another brave trans martryr. Autogynephile sisters, I kneel...
She's playing with big NEL's with the angels now lads...



 No.85774[Reply]

9 wounded, 3 killed at "Festival of Diversity" in Solingen, Germany

https://www.theguardian.com/world/article/2024/aug/23/people-killed-and-injured-at-festival-in-solingen-in-germany-report

>At least three people have been killed and four are seriously wounded,

>German police have said, after an attack at a festival in the city of Solingen in
>the country's west on Friday night.

>Police said the weapon was believed to be a knife.


>No one has been arrested and police said they had deployed a "large

>contingent" including a helicopter to search for the male assailant who fled
>the scene. Police declined to discuss a possible motive or speculate about the
>identity of the suspect.

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 No.85930

>>85853
I didn't even realize ops post was about a murder because I was so distracted by those jugs.

HONK HONK 🤡

 No.86589

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>>85774
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 No.86802

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>>85774
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 No.86812

>>86589
>>86802
hello glowie

 No.99992

lol halo sound TRIPLE KILL!!!



 No.71034[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

HAPPY HOLIDAYS 4CHON!
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 No.83484

>>83483
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 No.94208

>>71034
Isis, fuck you.

 No.99991

lol ded



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