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>tfw no gf
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find a girl with a fetish for sucking limp noodles, duder


As ridiculous as it sounds, I think it's within the realm of possibility to find a girl who would overlook that.


You will find a woman who will scissor your flaccid cock&balls with her kitty. You two will make a beautiful lesbian couple!


This is the only way.


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I started having girlfriends at 14 and now I'm mid 30s. Is it abnormal for people to start dating this early now? Is this the effect of the zoomer sex apocalypse? I notice this all the time on /pol/ now, Americans have no idea thats its normal for women to have breasts at 12 or 13, letalone 15. So they call this "early puberty". The "she was 17 years old you mother fucker" meme is real in America it seems.
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Where's the lie?


If we are talking numbers, I don't think I've ever seen an unattractive 13yo girl

Heh I remember so well the times when my mostly all boys school had excursion things to all girls schools. The nervousness and lust was off the charts


Sounds hot. If you have any stories, greentext.


I have stories but they are very tame, I didn't have sex or more than foreplay until 19

Just funny stories like how I saw a girl that I worked with on that particular excursion, and she walked up to me and kissed me on the cheek, and all the Arabs thought I was some slayer and started shaking my hand every morning at school from that day on... LOL!

And the same thing happened when I went on a movie date with a girl, except she decided to bring 3-4 of her friends, so I was at the movies with these 4-5 girls and guys from school see me and thought I was real cool. Meanwhile during the movie I was too scared to even hold the girls hand. I put my hand on the armrest in the theatre, kinda saddled it up next to her so that it was barely touching and wanted to hold it but was too nervous heh


Cute story heh


what's the deal with autism?
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You're pathetic tbh


literally obsessed


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Look at the heroes run

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>What is /bhg/?
A friendly thread dedicated to celebrating braphogs and the ranchers who love them!

>What is a braphog?

A braphog is a woman with a big ass who farts a lot. A rancher is a person (usually male) who appreciates braphogs in a sexual manner.

>Who can post in /bhg/?

Anyone is welcome to post, but please try to keep the posts on-topic: this is a thread about flatulent females with large derrieres.

>What should I post?

Anything! Greentexts, art, stories, OC, and any questions you may have.

>What shouldn't I post?

/bhg/ is not /ssbwg/, so please don't post morbidly obese women with a spammy comment about brapping. Instead, post thicc women with big, round, asses and ask a discussion-provoking question about their braps or post a well-written greentext about what their braps would be like.

Post too long. Click here to view the full text.
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take your Meds


avid wants to suck cow cocks now?!?!?!?


Rusty fart!

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I like American pizza more than Naples, but not Domino's. Got some local places that make great pies. One lays on the cheese and the other has a very flavorful sauce.


also that card is fake, also gtfo you degenerate cumbrain


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Avid's small penis exposed


>muh dik



Fake-ass card

I've seen this before but goddamn do I love it heh


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Who isn't a degenerate here?

Speak about how not degenerate your life is ITT
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I like to talk with others online and share details about myself


Dogcunt you are so disgusting to me, you're probably one of the most disgusting humans I've ever seen in my entire life, I hope you get depressed enough to harm yourself/commit suicide

And if that's you dom, you have a tiny dick and you look like the kikest kike going


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>dogcunt deleted their post


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I love hot gorls. When I see a hot gorl I feel so happy and so sad for the same reason. Do you love hot gorls?
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Holy fuck sick burn


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You know what the most disheartening realization of all is? that no matter how hard you try, how many old games, movies, shows or old "culture" you immerse yourself in, the feeling of inner warmth, of inner security you used to have in the 90's will never come back. It's gone forever, along with that society that made you feel secure and hopeful for the future, that our lovely boomers strived so hard to decimate. Ever since 9/11/2001, if you've lived long enough to tell the difference between then and now and you're not some zoomer, you've felt like something was gone and not quite right. No, it's not some weird disease, that discomfort is something every person has felt at some point or another but they just can't pinpoint why they have it. Well, it's obvious why; our society is destroyed beyond recovery, you can see it everywhere you go. Corruption ridden people everywhere, people are only motivated by fetishes, the desire of feeling their bodies with food or of satisfying addictions, since they feel empty and desperate inside. You see it even by not even leaving your house. Remember fansites? that long gone time when the internet wasn't corporate or run by private companies and filled to the brim with spyware, tracking services, paywalls and although fansites were festering with inaccurate information sometimes, you could feel that the people behind them were passionate about the topics they wrote about. They enjoyed what they were doing and weren't motivated by economic gain, like nowadays that people even make Patreon accounts to sell their own drawings. I think I made my point. This society needs to collapse and the sooner it happens, the better.
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Lmao super sick burn lmao


It's funny to think that 4chon probably has one of the highest ratios of female posters.


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Haha sick burn

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Mark my words we have a growing dog mania. People are going insane because of the heckin fluffarinos. Spending massive amounts of money on them. They piss people off wherever they are. Obviously are surrogate children for both women and men. They attack people. And then you have this

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What's a BSR?


big stupid retard, it was a meme smiley came up with to describe his gay self

>tfw BSR

he would post almost daily until his parents locked him in that loonie bin


That music is boring heh


I was walking around the shops of my little beach suburb where we have our beach house and some old retarded Aussie boomer had his little woofer run up to me and push his smelly ugly nose into my legs. I was close to kicking it. And the retarded boomer exclaimed something like "yeah she likes to do that doesn't she. Come here boy! (/girl... whatever) A-ha ha ha!". Really adrenalized me. Next time I probably will literally kick it and tell the old guy to fuck off. My PATIENCE and my POLITENESS has its limits. This was the second incident with two different dogs and people. The first incident made me just as mad, it was a dog which ran out of a house, the owners must've been inside. Where it ran up to me there was a fenced off vacant lot and I fantasized about kicking the thing then grabbing it and chucking it over the fence. I'd go full hulk if one of those niggers actually got close to biting.


He was in the loony bin for like 2 weeks

Smiley is thr type of faggot who will spend 2 weeks in a loony bin then think he's the most well versed on loony bin knowledge

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Can you still fart on DXM or does it make your




Gorntwe wegwornta


DXM makes you shit liquid its disgusting


Do you eat it foky I know you do

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Official genders of my characters.
Im in the process of making the visual novel series
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That picture is real




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OK foky

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i literally just had an "are you winning son?" situation occur. my dad aksed me what i was doing on my laptop and i told him i was making a creative project that will one day make me tons of money. i didn't lie to him. i told him the truth. but he was all weird about it. what is it with boomers? is it just dementia or a lifetime of zog brainwashing?
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>one day


She's still looking pretty good for six months homeless.


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Nonce, not even clicking that shit


Too old

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I know its over but its been on my mind

I really don't get how a man could be in the vicinity of a woman like this for so long without hitting on them. I thought all men were like me. Women are magic to me, they have such a profound effect upon my body.
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Friendzoned simp getting called out in comments heh


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You will NEVER rape her


Would scuttle


>this post
Proxies were a mistake

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what do you say to somebody with nasty facial hair?

"scrape off that cum-beard"
"do you catch cum in that beard"
"do other men ejaculate often in your beard"
"do other men appreciate that they can dry their dicks in your beard"
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Look, I fucked a 54 year old methhead bitch, but I wouldn't fuck you. You are not attractive and are delusional to think that. You just have desperate men, men more desperate than me, around you giving you false feedback. You are nothing special. Get rid of this nonsense idea you're "attractive". You look like a mentally disturbed person with inferior dark eyes and dark hair. Yeah you're not a nigress or a chinkess so you've above these subhumans but for a white person you're really ugly. And the sad thing? It's an ugliness that can't be fixed; it's not like obesity or something is causing you to be ugly. As far as I can tell this is a good as you'll ever look. My 54 year old gf is better looking than you, she has prettier eyes, red hair, freckles, is tall. You are just… mediocre. If I was married to you I'd have to get you to wear a mask so as not to publicly embarrass me as people would taunt me for having an ugly girlfriend. I don't know what is worse; having an old girlfriend or an ugly one… ah I think I'll stick with my old lady. A woman's value usually comes down to her looks because women don't have anything else to offer in terms of character, virtue, intelligence, etc. so if you don't even have that then you are just nothing but a miserable femcel who will only be pursued by the most bestial and subhuman of "men" that would fuck anything. The best you could do is get a sperm donation from a real man like me because I wouldn't stick around to raise the child with you, you're too ugly to have around, hopefully my superior genetics would be an upgrade for your lineage else the child might curse me forever for having given you my seed.


Kek i'm stealing this


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You should consider NewSmile's aligner (removable alternative to braces), they're a new, cheaper competitor to Invisalign. It's $2000 for their whole kit and 3d dental scan. They could fix your crooked teeth in 6 months.


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but none of that can fix smiley's crooked soul


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>Don't you go moist over him now?
He turns all women moist.

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previous thread >>12
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Got spotify workan again on w7 but the KIKES removed the endless radio playlist feature altogether now

For NO fucking reason too lel

These big tech kikes just keep changing stuff that works for the sake of changing it


The goyim cattle who use spotify deserve whatever the kikes dish out for you.


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