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 No.1982[Reply]

>It's called hebephile… RETARD!
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 No.2034

>>2004
tru dat

 No.2054

>>2029
she doesn't legal?

 No.2061

>>2054
she doesnt look 12 faggot

 No.2080

>>2061
I said she looked 13, love

 No.2104

>>2080
dont care whore leave me be



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 No.1913[Reply]

Why are Troonchan jannies so mean?
>make a post referencing multiple recent newsworthy events
>get banned for three days because of a picture of a deer in the OP
Seems that the tranny jannies with big fat fannies are very offended by any implication that their j*w juice might not have been all it's cracked up to be

 No.1915

ok

 No.2026

I got banned from /tv/ for posting about hayley williams too much

 No.2027

>>2026
>too much
IMPOSSIBLE, she's too perfect not to

 No.2046

Haven't used 4chan in over a decade and practically everything I know about the site these days comes from ban complaints.

 No.2092

Between the captcha, mods, and christfag spam the site is literally impossible to use now. It's sad.



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 No.1843[Reply]

How do you realistically change careers at 30?
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 No.1865

look find and apply

 No.1880

do you have the pre-reqs for the new job?

 No.1886

>>1874
It is a NIGGER dog.

 No.2086

start an onlyfans

 No.2091

Same way you change careers at 20.



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 No.1017[Reply]

was talking with the massage girl yesterday after my 90 minute deep tissue
she was just asking me questions about things, id taken 100mg tramadol earlier and was kinda dazed
asked me if i had a girlfriend, who i lived with… i mentioned i drink too much
anyway i wanted to leave and she stood up and hugged me for some reason, kinda took me by surprise
am i that fucking pathetic
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 No.1147

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she said yes to coffee on the weekend
this is nerve wracking
i feel like im gonna autistically fuck it up as per usual
help me lads

 No.1166

>>1147
you probably will

I look forward to the embarrassing greentext

 No.2052

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well lads went on my date
we got lunch and talked then went back up the road to her "parlor" for a bit then i left
seemed ok, maybe will do something again
need to think of an activity to do

feels like my mind went over a hundred different scenarios and other bullshit that in the end didnt even matter
struggle to relax sober though

 No.2056

>>2052
Congrats brother

 No.2060

>>1167
AYOOOO I HAVE BAD BREATH TOO



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 No.1682[Reply]

Post in this thread what you're reading.
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 No.1702

>>1695
>wormed
You funny son of a bitch.

 No.1719

>>1682
Dam that chart is well made and creative. Don’t mean to criticize too much but I think there could be an entire branch of specific works of Arthurian or grail myth literature besides mallory’s morte d’arthur. Particularly I would say wolfram von eschenbach’s “Parzival” is very important. Also there is stuff that could be included as foundational ancient myth like the eddas, the vedas, Greek myths like Hesiod’s theogony and Homer, Virgil’s Aeneid, etc

 No.1720

>>1719
Not that it matters since the chart is about science fiction, but some of those had to be an influence on everything, as at some times in the ancient world I believe it was a key part of their education that students study primarily Homer and the Bible.

 No.1728

this thread, also still havent finished 'secrets of the talking jaguar'

 No.2057

>>1683
Starting to read the fearie queen. Olde english is hard tbqh



 No.144[Reply]

please ban redx before he catches us in our dreams. I'm afraid that I'll turn into him with very little effort.
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 No.168

>before he catches us in our dreams

What did he mean by this????

 No.2009

mod redx

 No.2010

>>164
did someone ever walk in on you using the bathroom when you were young or vice versa?

 No.2036

>>2010
I mean I bathed with my sister but I don't remember any specific bathroom traumas.

 No.2045

>>164
At least somebody would be thinking about me when they masturbate.



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 No.1643[Reply]

something wrong with my duck
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 No.1948

>>1939
*owned
Also I meant to say three months smheh

>>1940

Czech'd

 No.2006

perhaps a bit of suction would help…

 No.2012

>>1939
>because my parents won't leave the house
do you not have your own bedroom with a door? you have no privacy at all?

 No.9996

Test

 No.9998

Testh



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 No.1895[Reply]

ATTENTION ATTENTION
Cute girls like 4chon.
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 No.1933

>>1932
The video was taken by some polish guy on KC, who was too much of a pussy to talk to her.

 No.1953

>>1931
>see a potential chonfren
>it's a "girl"
>do zero interaction beyond stalk pics
schizo schizo schizo schizo schizo

 No.1984

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>TFW no chon GF
>>1953
I didn't take the pictures.

 No.1991

>>1984
nigger went parkinsons mode

 No.2005

>>1984
>i didn't take the pictures, the voices did
Okay buddy.



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 No.1941[Reply]

nearly jumped in front of a bus today, not long to go, im starting to really not give a fuck about the bus driver and thats what i have to do, if im a vegetsble though, its a shame i cant own a gun here because id have hlown my fucking head apart at the age of 23

i really hope i can do this, life is just crap tbh
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 No.1944

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and i want to die

 No.1985

>>1941
>>1942
>>1943
>>1944
Whats wrong bro? We are here for you

 No.1986

>>1985
a couple things, mostly jealous little faggots enacting their own inherrant faggotry and illustrious desire upon someone they think they know is 'me'

 No.1992

>>1986
What???

 No.1993




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 No.1737[Reply]

Its definitely because you are eating healthy food and not because of the mystery science juice
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 No.1850

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>>1842
Appears to be kek

https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/celebrities/2022/02/07/heather-mcdonald-comedian-collapses-stage-tempe-improv-arizona/6688438001/
>Comedian Heather McDonald says she's 'recovering' from skull fracture after collapsing onstage

 No.1851

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>>1850
lmao dumb bitch
I found a version with sound.

 No.1854

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>>1803
>>1788
vaids nibbers

 No.1883

>>1851
first thing she's ever done that got a laugh.

 No.1912

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 No.1747[Reply]

>used turbotax to do my tax return for years
>go to do so again this year
>turbotax is no longer doing free tax returns
>go to irs
>select another site
>asks for my agi pin
>enter said pin
>doesn't work
>try to call turbotax customer support to figure out why that's happening
>automated process puts me into a loop
>try several more times to work around the loop
>end up realizing there is literally no way to actually talk to another living human
What the actual flying fuck.
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 No.1774

>>1772
>>1772
>I highly doubt you did
Shit. Is. In. The. Mail. Seriously, I use to do the physical forms a lot way back before I got into the efiling meme. I don't remember the federal form being anywhere near as retarded as it is now. It really seems like they intentionally do that to mess with the common man.
>$150
>Fuck that.
Fuck that forever.

 No.1775


 No.1779

nytimes.com/2017/04/14/opinion/filing-taxes-in-japan-is-a-breeze-why-not-here.html

>In Japan, you get a postcard in early spring from Kokuzeicho (Japan’s I.R.S.) that says how much you earned last year, how much tax you owed and how much was withheld. If you disagree, you go into the tax office to work it out. For nearly everybody, though, the numbers are correct, so you never have to file a return.


>Intuit, the maker of the top-selling program TurboTax, has reportedly spent millions over the years to persuade members of Congress to “oppose I.R.S. government tax preparation.” In an annual report, the company warned investors that “government encroachment” — the I.R.S. filling out the forms for you — would be a significant competitive threat, which is why it has to fight the idea. So you do more work, they make more money.

 No.1784

Thank god I haven't worked in over a year.

 No.1802

>>1784
based



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 No.1692[Reply]

There is no better feeling than watching your to-do list/pile get smaller and smaller.
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 No.1754

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see this >>1735 is why i kept telling you guys we needed /improve/
we could have saved him…

 No.1755

>>1754
>/Improve/

The best board on 8chan that no one ever knew about. I credit a lot of my success to them. Godspeed you glorious bastards.

 No.1760

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tfw fresh out shower

 No.1785

>>1735
Just do everything on the list as soon as you wake up. Even if you only spend 5 minutes on each thing make it a habit.



 No.1500[Reply]

ywn be this fit.
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 No.1508

you probably think you've defeated me.

 No.1509

all that matters though is that you'll never be this fit.

 No.1540

both 1 and 1500 were BOY GETS.

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why the trouble.

 No.2025

die



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 No.1622[Reply]

Dreamt I murdered my family. Wew laddy.
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 No.1647

i nightmare'd my brother sucked me off, was horrible, also had a nightmare i fugged a garloid, i thought it was a baby but it wasnt, fucked me up for a while after because i kept thinking maybe it was a foetus but it didnt have any humanic characteristics

 No.1662

did you like it

 No.1679

>>1627
I thought the superstition was that if your teeth fall out it means someone close to you will die

 No.1691

I dreamt I had a budding romantic relationship with woman working at some store or stand in a store. It was the sweetest thing, I just wanna go back into the arms of muh Anima . I have also coincidentally been thinking of trying to talk to this pretty cashier woman I see often. It seems someone here is having the same thoughts lately

 No.1703

>>1662
I don't know if "liked" even applies. I woke up pretty much wondering "what the fuck was any of that". The whole thing was framed like a surrealist movie, where I wasn't sure if I was even the one killing them or if they ever died in the first place. It ended up with me in a mental ward assaulted my doctor and making a run for it, although whether that was just as "real" as me killing my family was up in the air.



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 No.1308[Reply]

news board for the news tard pls @HDV
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 No.1356

>>1326
>>1327
>hidden board
>news general
I will literally flood this site with news stories. Fuck off.

 No.1382

>>1328
newstard is me, still here, might make a thread or some shit but I dont want to piss anyone off

 No.1383

>>1382
You're not pissing anyone off they're just trolling, and now that I said that they're going to go on an insincere tirade but that's just how these things work of course heh

 No.1663

>>1383
i will post some now

 No.1687

Nah don't make any of the old boards. We need to forge a new path.



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