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 No.114155[Reply]

guys they're calling me in to court. i forgot to go to jury duty, now i have to provide "just cause" (not the game) for my absence or i'll get contempt of court and a warrant (not the band). what's the advice you're gonna give me? i thought this was a free country
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 No.114205

>>114173
In the land of oz you need to give them a doctor's cert, they don't understand any other language. Muh doctor, muh authority and legitimacy, etc. But you need to contest that shit son.

 No.114225

>>114205
what does contesting mean

 No.114227

>>114225
noone knows

 No.114228

Where are you in Australia? I can write statutory declarations, but it's on your head if you're committing perjury.

 No.114229

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>>114228
Did you play this with your waifu already? It has couch co-op.

https://www.nintendo.com/store/products/neon-inferno-switch/



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 No.113946[Reply]

>really cool and funny guy at work is training me
>were joking and having a good time
>he asks what im doing later
>tell some him im reading spring snow by yukio mishima
>suddenly he only speaks to me when necessary and is much more distant

i understand hes a far-right figure. did i offend him?
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 No.114058

>>>114056
Theyre clones/ synthetic humans. That's one of the most popular conspiracies amongst basketballamericans

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>>114044
>>114056
I'm fine with any colour eye if the willie is black!

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>>114058
coping again?

 No.114214

>>114058
I've heard them called 'doubles' a lot too. I mean, the niggers are right here. There are cloned human doubles all over America



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 No.110291[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Nu vidya thread, soyim

prev >>105911
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 No.114178

>>114147
In the first week, this game will receive noticeable speedrunning activity. After 1 month, nearly everyone will go back to OOT n64 to continue the typical grind, leaving only a small splinter faction to give a crap about playing this game competitively. The normie-cattle will also forget about this after roughly a month.

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>>114166
vaseline on the lens is the latest marketing trick.

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>>114179
is windows 95 windows XP?

 No.114192

New vidya booba OP waiting room



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 No.97263[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

can we have a pony thread
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 No.104698

>>104218
she cute

 No.104705

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heh

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>>114136
I'd feed her a sugar cube.

 No.114143

fucking cringe thread, you all need serious help, fucking degenerates



 No.100267[Reply]

A friend of mine unearthed an old game he worked on many years ago a bit before I met him, and I thought it would be fun to actually put some effort into making it a real thing. A lot of the "ideas" are there already (naturally that kind of shit is the fun part) so there's a nice template to work with, but a lot of the gameplay elements as-is are just not well balanced and often kind of nonsensical; the product of a few drunken cram sessions.

In its present state it's very naive but I think if you peel away some of the extraneous stuff and finesse it a bit it has some potential. I will take some notes on the project as it progresses here in generic terms and share my thought process-as well as accept advice and suggestions on top of that.

Have you ever done anything similar? I often thought about things like this and even made a few games as school projects in elementary school (they were shit, but hey), I wouldn't be surprised if many of us have done similar as a hobby.
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 No.113995

ITT: gay nerd shit

 No.114071

>>113971
as an expert in homosexual lifestyles I can say that yes mike and james definitely engaged in some amount of buttsecks

of course neither is as gay as fagvid

 No.114080

>>114071
how am i gay?

 No.114115

>>114080
You're the god of nigger jizzum. When it comes to making brothas cum, you're peerless.

 No.114116

i playedd moni9poloy a along time ago



 No.68431[Reply]

OK THIS IS THE EXTREME TESTOSTERONE 4 CHON THREAD

FOR EXTREME TESTOSTERONE 4 CHON CHADS ONLY

YOU SHOULD BE PUSHING IRON THAT A NORMAL PERSON CANT EVEN MOVE AND THINKING ABOUT THINGS LIKE MURDER AND MASONRY TECHNIQUES AND RAISED TRUCKS RIGHT AT THIS VERY MOMENT OR U DONT QUALIFY
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 No.89377

>>89374
how is eating asian pussy gay, you mong?

should I be licking nigger erections instead?

 No.89379

>>89377
imagine racemixing

 No.113926

I razed my testorstetn by working outdoors for a bit but then I smoked weed and tobacco mixed together which both lowered and raised it

 No.114109

>>68431
AAAAAAASRRRRRRRREGGGHHHHHGGHH

 No.114110

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!



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 No.114074[Reply]

this is what you look like if you're anti-Israel
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 No.114077

you look white if you oppose israel?

that's absolutely fabulous!

 No.114085

>>114076
I don't get it. Is the tranny Jew looking person a tranny/jew?

 No.114092

>>114074
looks like dog cunt lmaoooo

 No.114102

>>114076
RITALIN MAN

RITALIN FACE

OR SSRI-FACE I DONT KNOW

why do they be look like that



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 No.113978[Reply]

hay guise i'm doing harassment training at my new jorb

pls help
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 No.114014

>>114011
I'd rather fuck *on* some BBC!

 No.114021

when ur at job and u do ur job with the job attitude in end of the day u are rewarded with the job points

 No.114022

What's wrong with the way that gay nigger is dressed? Am I gay?

>>113979
write-in answer: total nigger death

 No.114060

>>114021
are you suggesting having a jorb is akin to playing the slots? i have never heard this comparison made before. i feel like it's more like running on a hamster wheel while an entity beyond your comprehension refills your food bowl and water bottle

 No.114068

Explain him that it is Serious that Mr. God, The World Leader And The Top Scientist had to Go Out Of His Holy Intelligent Rational Way to Synthesize The Gay Disease (a.k.a. The Homo Thug Fag Attack - AIDS) which Rightfully Decimated a Whole lot of Men just like Mike, but not nearly all of them, because it was also His Holy Message of Mercy.



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 No.106218[Reply]

A handheld computer with a screen that doesn't have an internal microphone camera or data connectivity so you have to plug in a physical microphone camera or antenna to get it to record or send or receive data

a snack that is dusty like Cheetos but has a un dusty handle . 1 inch of pretzel attached to a dusty savory snack.

brothel
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 No.113904

knife school

2 practice ur cool knife skills
uppercut
lowercut
slice
stab

 No.113910

every digital product including things that your communications, health and safety depends goes through 3 tech illiterate white boomers who have been there 30 years, 10 female product managers of white and various colored ethnicities that hate each other in both female and historically racist ways authoritatively forwarding emails down to each and other using the 1 ux girl as a mouse cursor to haphazardly put text rectangles on the screen and then is finally made by the 2-3 lowest bid brown programmers at the upmost urgency without prior planning and holistic knowledge, daily productivity status calls wrangling those darkies and asking when it will be done included

also you are encouraged to use ai or to say that you used copilot ai to accomplish the task

 No.113911

stealing stuff from walmart and amazon

 No.113928

A drone that goes around killing people who break minor laws or regulations, and sells their body parts to rabbis

 No.113942

A turret owned by Google that gives wifi to android phones and other Google compliant devices, but also shoots anything that moves if it isn't registered as benign In googles database



 No.100595[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Manic pixie girls. My greatest weakness.
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 No.112660

less please

 No.112688

>>112616
>>112660
bada bing, bada boom

 No.112694

>>112505
>she
Woman detected, opinion rejected.

 No.113895

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In her prime

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you can tell she's authentically manic because she posted a pic showing multiple skin abrasions/wound/sore



 No.113800[Reply]

how do i draw a picture?
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 No.113803

>>113801
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>113816
pedophile, disgusting pedo scum

 No.113846

>>113831
She's clearly 9000 years old you heckin ageist.



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 No.110360[Reply]

>wake up (unfortunately)
>next to frumpy wife with morning breath
>let out a 60 second long fart (I'm in my mid 20's)
>piss for 5 minutes
>pour some hot water to kill my own morning breath which smells/tastes like an sewer
>go outside
>observe infinite selfishness from society
>go back inside
>oh wait
>can't go back inside
>have to go to work
>get to work
>boss is selfish and prideful
>coworkers are selfish and prideful
>remember the last time I indulged the slightest bit of personal information to one of my coworkers
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 No.110364

how do you go from playing minecraft every day and being a day trader less than a year ago to whatever this latest story is

 No.110365

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>>110364
When the gods want to curse someone they answer their prayers

 No.111003

>>110365
Not curse.

Test.

 No.113756

bump

 No.113779

Epstine didn't give his coworkers information



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 No.110246[Reply]

Human society is doomed

I was going to list everything wrong with 2026 but the list of things that are right would be shorter.
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>>110358
A lot of them do but I think maybe 10% or 30% don't

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>>110246
too many people
billions must die
this will be horrible

 No.111100

The world does look quite doomed. No choice but to stoicly keep going forward

 No.113755

bump



 No.111620[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Life sucks
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 No.113069

>>113067
Haha you're the christfag

 No.113131

>Get a bacterial sore throat once a month every month
>Start smoking tobacco
>Haven't gotten a painful sore throat since
>life much more livable

You people have fallen for a propaganda campaign.

 No.113140

>>113131
Normal people don't get bacterial throat infections every month. Have you tried not sucking cock?

 No.113145

>>113140
This, wtf are you putting in your mouth to get that much bacteria in your throat
Make sure you're also getting the necessary nutrients for a good immune system

 No.113754

bump



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 No.113017[Reply]

This time period is so utterly and insanely horrible.
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 No.113082

>>113080
>Implying women experience existential dread anything like how men do

 No.113089

>>113082
What's the difference?

 No.113092

>>113089
Well for one thing, men are disposable. Now in the 21st century we're still disposable but without any of the respect. Any of the deeply human things that we might want to do are now fighting back against us. 2 examples being marriage and age gap marriages. Society is collapsing and men are the only ones capable of fixing it. No matter how bad things get, women can always join a harem or get whore privileges. No such thing as starvation for a female (except when they do it to themselves).

Did you think that existential dread was some kind of universal spiritual thing? Hell no. In the 80's in 90's. No one was thinking about "existence". They were too busy living in an actually somewhat decent society. It's only when shit hits the fan that people think, "why was I born???".

 No.113180

>>113082
>Implying women
>actually a boy

 No.113753

bump



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