No.112586
It's more fun to call someone a plebeian philistine troglodyte than a basic bitch dumbfuck, and it entraps them into snapping back with "OH SO YOU CAN USE A THESAURUS SO WOW MUCH IMPRESS", which gives me the opportunity to really hammer in the hurt onto their wounded pride and bruised ego. lol, lmao. Something like this also performs misdirection double-duty without having to address whatever lame point they were trying to make. Arguing is fun! But what isn't fun is putting up with lameass pious platitudes unworthy of answering. Something that immediately marks such a person as unworthy of anything more than vicious mockery and vile slander -- I'm done disrespecting myself by being respectful to disrespectful little shits, giving assholes every courteous intellectual consideration when they clearly intend to give me NONE -- for one of many examples, that disturbingly common dime-a-dozen Dunning-Kruger dimwit clapback: "not all X are like that". Is there anything more Captain Obvious sheldon-spergy than trotting out that bog-standard, brainless NAXALT Fallacy? It's gotten so bad these days that now, nearly (NEARLY, as in ALMOST ALWAYS, I know I NEED to quantify this statement because SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, will "erm akshually" me; I used to have this huge red button on my desk labeled BLAM THIS PIECE OF CRAP!!, and every time I spotted an "akshually" I'd slap it down hard enough to shake the whole desk and it'd magically deliver a 500-volt shock to their fingers, vocal cords, and genitals to punish them for being a little sheldon sperg. but I must have hit it too hard because it stopped working, and now the Internet is no longer fun) every time I see or hear "NOT ALL--" regardless of context, I immediately stop reading or listening to anything they were saying, discard and disregard anything prior from them, and from then on all this person's opinions are dismissed on account of being yet another cow-brained sheldon sperg belonging to only the most midwitty of subplebbit quarantine camps. These people-shaped animals need to just kill themselves. They won't notice, they're already dead inside and perhaps were never human to begin with. Ground them into fertilizer to end their continued waste of food and shelter. "Tell me how you REALLY feel!!"
