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 No.109201[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

You no the drill
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 No.113793

>>113671
you cant even add 2 and 2 together, nobody is buying you slipons no mater how hard you type 1 in the chat though

 No.113796

>>113793 (the bibisi master)
you can rub 2 bibisis together, no way you're starting a fire no matter how hard you do it though

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>>113796
how come you type like michael jackson?

 No.113812

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Working out, male or female, is almost always dumb and gay. I could easily rape most women that work out even though I don't work out, because I do physical activity as part of a low petrodollar lifestyle . I could also easily frame most men as being unsafe horny

 No.113813

>>113812
He's literally me



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 No.113000[Reply]

24 days into summer
69 days until fall begins
Currently ~26% through astronomical summer
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 No.113770

DL'd 151kgx5 today, went up pretty easy, my grip was way stronger than I thought it was, I just use chalk. I had been doing various forearm exercises with dumbells so maybe that helped more than I thought it would. Soon I will unload the bar because I'm near max weight (its a standard bar and I dont want to buy more plates), I will make two heavy dumbells (40kg or technically 42.5kg I think) and do some forearm exercises with them.

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 No.113804

>>113770
i bench that much LOL

 No.113806

>>113799
Man why do u have that saved

>>113804
Yeah but are you depressed and get overwhelmed at the slightest setack such that you have to go and lie down with your imaginary gfs?

 No.113811

>>113806
The chinese workout video is one of the best things 4chon has ever seen because it shows how You yourself probably look while working out-

"lie down with imaginary gfs"

Good point that Lying down is , like "working out", gay, and not authentic. While imaginating a female encounter, remain erect



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 No.100608[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

In this thread we will talk about anything related to sleep, dreams, nighttime, etc
Last thread : >>3337

Today's dream involved going outside at night and finding some qt goth chick who asks me to help walk her home. On the way, some beefy dude shows up and starts stabbing me. I stab him back worse. We both start running out of enough blood to continue stabbing, so I tell the girl now would be a good time to stop being useless. She then proceeds to kill him. Meanwhile I stay conscious long enough to get dragged into her house to be patched up. Win?
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 No.113515

>>113503
>I watched a video I found in a 4chan post
>the conman himself explained the story

 No.113518

>>113515
<i find everything on 4chan so everyone else must too
<nah this guy is lying about his life story i believe redditors who are open minded skeptics unless it is about vaccines or demographical differences
Not beating the retard allegations anytime soon.

 No.113524

>>113518
Where did you find the story then?

 No.113527

>>113524
YouTube algorithm showed me a video about him randomly and then I found his channel and also listened to interviews with him uploaded to other channels, then I kept looking and read articles about him.

 No.113807

I dreamed about malware it was the worst shit ever. Overheating induced nightmares but I wonder which comes first like the chicken or egg problem. Fwiw this might happen to you if you ever get a weighted blanket and sleep for 10 hours or more or w/e - it compresses your hips too hard and they get sore and you have to take it off. Otherwise it's usually really nice.



 No.113800[Reply]

how do i draw a picture?

 No.113801

with ai

 No.113803

>>113801
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.

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 No.113792[Reply]

How hard is it to build a shed from scratch?
We need a new shed and was wondering how hard it’d be to build one from scratch.
We’ve got a great place locally that sells recycled wood and I’d love to build one rather than use a kit. I’ve seen plans are available but haven’t looked into that yet. 8x5 garden shed, be the biggest thing I’ve made or done at home either way and I’m not an expert in wood working at all. Maybe the opposite. Can’t do fancy joinery but can cut a straight line most of the time! Cheers for any feedback and I’m very open to the idea of just buying a kit if it’s going to be a disaster!

 No.113795

>reddit.com/r/DIYUK/comments/1crmcvn/how_hard_is_it_to_build_a_shed_from_scratch

 No.113798

>>113795
they copied me



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 No.113320[Reply]

Post actually attractive women ITT
Hard Mode (for the chon gay-friends that also post in these threads for whatever reason): women without the bodies of 8 year old Laotian boys
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 No.113787

asking for a beautiful women thread on 4chon.me where the posters are either gay as fuck or crippled with shit low T genetics is peak lol

 No.113788

>>113787
you post weird-colored-hair usually-tattooed "alt" celebrities like hayley williams and others who look like they're from skid row

 No.113789

>>113787
>>113788
Who are u assholes that can recognize each other so easily?

 No.113790

>>113788
i havent posted that hayley williams bitch in years, if you looked at my threads on endchan youd be proven wrong instantly
>look theyre from skid row
hey ratchet given the right looks has an appeal, you might not see that though because you have tiny raisin nuts

 No.113791

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>>>113788
>Who
>are
>u
>assholes
>that
>can
>recognize
>each
>other
>so >
easily?



 No.55578[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Comfy Vidya Spin-Off Thread: VGM OSTs

In this ITT thread we post video game OST songs that stick in our head and are kino

I'll start

Katana Zero
>Sneaky Driver
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 No.113782

The guy who did the music for the Command and Conquer series did the music for this newer game, itself an homage to Command and Conquer. I bought it day one and wasn't disappointed; rare I'll spend over $30 on a digital game but as a fan of the genre I felt the need to support an earnest attempt at injecting new life into it



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 No.107555[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

YLYL #7

prev >>96105
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 No.113240

>>107555
At least that swarthy man had tried to get sex with the woman. You know, in our epoch when wankers are everywhere and they don't fuckingly fuck women, an attempt to have sex with a woman is the praisely thing to do.

 No.113243

>>107555
Holy fucking Trinity! he is an optimist!

 No.113253

Did we get raided by 2 or 3 Indians today, what the heh

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 No.113802

>>113240
I wish I could find the post where someone said an Indian man saying open bob or sending his cock to an egirl is way more alpha or uninhibited than Brad Pitt or whoever



 No.112728[Reply]

Discuss what you've watched recently: the kinos, the flicks, the garbage. Or anything else film-related, if you want. Like upcoming works or the stuff you've "acquired" and have yet to get into.
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 No.113678

>>113662
ur my dog

 No.113711

>>113662
>>113678
are you two about to start having gay sex?

 No.113732

>>113711
why are you getting jealous?

 No.113778

It's over for Hollywood

 No.113781

>>113778
I'm not clicking that shit lmao



 No.105311[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

woman hate thread

Share stories. Post memes.
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 No.113610

>>113608
Good thing she can't do anything with the device because you have a pw/pin and encrypted drives

Phew...

 No.113615

>>113562
>Everyone with a brain hates feminist white women
I suspect "conservative" white women (in America) are more likely to circumcise their boys >>106850
Regardless, why should I hate women for wanting to remove themselves from the gene pool?

 No.113665

>>113610
It's possible she can but she has more money than me and I have nudes of her and know how to contact her employer

 No.113775

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>nitter.net/hayasaka_aryan/status/2089819606391128551

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 No.113768[Reply]

my farts have been absolutely acrid as fuck today

 No.113772

the nigger cum makes them extra stinky, eh avid?

 No.113785

>>113772
speak for yourself retard



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 No.113289[Reply]

>Trump gets elected
>was supposed to be a massive win for the right
>nothing happens
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 No.113763

>>113729
Tryhard wannabe-schizo faggot suddenly remembers how to speak normally when you call attention to how retarded he sounds, what a surprise.

 No.113764

>>113716
Stuff like this is good. Jews don't want this many words like this next to each other. Just make sure to drink plenty of water and sleep etc

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 No.113767

>>113763
it aint me

 No.113794

>>113716
Do you have to abuse stimulants to come up with stuff like this? It's amazing no homo



 No.113766[Reply]

this website is trash

 No.113774

avid mad because we don't post gay bibisi

 No.113786

>>113774
you gay because you post gay shit all the time

 No.113805

>>113786
I post gay shit to expose you and your homosexual lifestyle



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 No.110360[Reply]

>wake up (unfortunately)
>next to frumpy wife with morning breath
>let out a 60 second long fart (I'm in my mid 20's)
>piss for 5 minutes
>pour some hot water to kill my own morning breath which smells/tastes like an sewer
>go outside
>observe infinite selfishness from society
>go back inside
>oh wait
>can't go back inside
>have to go to work
>get to work
>boss is selfish and prideful
>coworkers are selfish and prideful
>remember the last time I indulged the slightest bit of personal information to one of my coworkers
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 No.110364

how do you go from playing minecraft every day and being a day trader less than a year ago to whatever this latest story is

 No.110365

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>>110364
When the gods want to curse someone they answer their prayers

 No.111003

>>110365
Not curse.

Test.

 No.113756

bump

 No.113779

Epstine didn't give his coworkers information



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 No.110246[Reply]

Human society is doomed

I was going to list everything wrong with 2026 but the list of things that are right would be shorter.
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 No.110454

>>110358
A lot of them do but I think maybe 10% or 30% don't

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>>110246
too many people
billions must die
this will be horrible

 No.111100

The world does look quite doomed. No choice but to stoicly keep going forward

 No.113755

bump



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