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Singer songwriter qts Anonymous 04/21/25 (Mon) 22:34:22 No.101999 [Reply]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83Fk0iXnSVI

>tfw no girlguitar gf
it's not fair bros.

Anonymous 04/21/25 (Mon) 23:05:34 No.102003

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Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 18:46:16 No.101686 [Reply]

Its my birthday today
4chan is down, cant even shitpost with ma bros
Landlady gave me 2 months to GTFO
Im broke
Help me not an hero

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Anonymous 04/20/25 (Sun) 06:01:13 No.101868

>>101866
Thanks anon. You are one of the only anons that actually gave some advice.
Fucking botch landlady gave me notice to be homeless just 2 weeks before my birthday and I cant even chill, cant sleep properly. It is super hard to find a place to live here, I am on neetbux, nobody wants to rent to neetbux people as well as its university season.
I am just gonna long it out as much as i can and try get help from local services but atm I cannot even relax and just play vidya. i spent My birthday on my own led in bed. Still not slept for like 20 hours now.

Anonymous 04/20/25 (Sun) 07:02:56 No.101870

>>101868
That year I spent my birthday chucking out lots of stuff in the street because I was gonna be transient for a month. Yeah the estate agent was a bitch too. Its just the forces of chaos trying to fuck your life up but when you push through it you'll ultimately find yourself better off. As well as looking for somewhere find a back up place you can stay for a short while. You share astology with me (and Anakin Skywalker/Hayden Christensen) So you have what it takes. :)

Anonymous 04/21/25 (Mon) 19:51:43 No.101987

present back to your birth gender and move back in with mommy and daddy

Anonymous 04/21/25 (Mon) 21:25:23 No.101990

>>101686
Find somewhere nice to squat, or maybe join ISKCON. I've spoken to the cult before and they were fine with me, my family, my dog and goats just rolling right on into their pasture

Anonymous 04/21/25 (Mon) 21:57:11 No.101992

>>101870
>forces of chaos
>astrology

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Anonymous 04/18/25 (Fri) 23:24:39 No.101499 [Reply]

I haven't nutted in a week and I'm beginning to feel like I'm high on caffeine.

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Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 02:39:40 No.101550

>>101548
If my wife wants the goods I'll have to pretend to bust or something.

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 02:50:23 No.101556

>>101550
I recommend speaking openly and honestly about the subject. A husband and wife should uplift each other, and a man only gets stronger the longer he retains. Doing kegels makes it easy to retain while also performing husbandly duty to ones wife

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 13:00:54 No.101656

4chon is not your blog, cum eater

Anonymous 04/21/25 (Mon) 16:14:48 No.101971

>>101548
Proof semen retention is a Jewish plot.

Anonymous 04/21/25 (Mon) 16:22:05 No.101973

>>101971
A rabbi owns pornhub. In fact they own mindgeek and through them nearly every porn site. They want us cooming. They tell their community that semen retention is sacred and a defining characteristic of their faith

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Anonymous 04/20/25 (Sun) 19:00:24 No.101911 [Reply]

That awkward moment when an innocent man gets tortured to death, but then he comes back to life.

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Anonymous 04/20/25 (Sun) 19:16:47 No.101913

source: jews

Anonymous 04/20/25 (Sun) 22:50:24 No.101919

>man

Anonymous 04/21/25 (Mon) 04:18:29 No.101928

>hey jesus, your real pops here, talking from on high
>do me a solid and go tell those jews that i'm sick of their shit and we need to write a new contract with your blood
<wait, what?
>nah it'll be cool, i'm totally being metaphorical, have fun
<dad they're nailing me to a cross wtf
>nah don't worry about it, see you in three days
<dad i can't believe you've forsaken me-ACK

Anonymous 04/21/25 (Mon) 15:18:00 No.101964

>>101928
But he came back to life and decided to share his gospel with all the gentiles of the world, that if they believe in him they win, automatically

Nothing us matters. Just believe and you win. A free ticket to eternal paradise, because this world is just a temporary test. "Do not resist evil" says my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, just believe in him and everything will be okay

Anonymous 04/21/25 (Mon) 15:18:38 No.101965

>>101964
Nothing else* matters

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Im fuggin' dying Anonymous 12/08/24 (Sun) 12:44:53 No.94756 [Reply]

I have this gigantic pain in my upper back/spine, it came out of nowhere, been going for like 8 hours or something now. Can barely think, been bedridden and taking codeine. Pray for me brothers! I cbf going to the hospy, I feel like its a pulled muscle or somethin' I have to just wait out. I guess I'll ask chat gpt to be my doc. I kinda feel like it's psychogenic, but maybe not. Anyway thanks! I had interesting dreams though.

I feel like it's sorta related to how I have to report my crypto income to Centrelink and I've been stressing my absolute butt off about it. Like I'm not sure if I have the right document or not, and if I give them too much info they'll cut my payment like an asshole cutting me right in half with a katana. I've been waiting to call them for an extension or to ask questions but now I have this pain. Anyway thanks for everything my friendos.

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Anonymous 04/20/25 (Sun) 14:49:30 No.101890

>sleep flat on back on a yoga mat on the ground
>wake up and have zero back pain for the first time
>stop using a pillow
>all of my neck pain goes away

Mattresses and pillows are weapons designed to destroy us

Anonymous 04/21/25 (Mon) 06:11:30 No.101933

>>101890
its not back pain retard. if you don't have a history of it happening and its this intense after not doing anything its probably some internal organ

Anonymous 04/21/25 (Mon) 09:38:08 No.101940

>>95017
I know these feels exactly and I still use it but only like once a week. It can wreak havoc emotionally when u use it too often

Anonymous 04/21/25 (Mon) 15:06:22 No.101956

>>95017
>>95017
And like I've said before, you've become noticeably erratic even online. Stop taking that shit.

Anonymous 04/21/25 (Mon) 15:09:52 No.101961

>>101933
I've had two bad motorcycle wrecks. Got hit by a drunk driver that ran a red light at age 18, he was a cop though so he got away with it. Decided to try motorcycles again a decade later and got hit by a teenage girl texting and driving on the wrong side of the road around a bend at night. It's almost comical

Only doing yoga regularly has kept me from being permanently crippled

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Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 00:05:19 No.101502 [Reply]

I thought maybe everyone went to 8chan.moe but no, those threads don't move very fast at all :/

What are regular /pol/ users doing right now anyway?

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D. Yeancy Funnie!!BnviibgZmI 04/19/25 (Sat) 01:39:38 No.101516

>>101511
>/pol/ thinks Kanye is a fed plant.
well that's retarded. he's just a dumb nigger, his "antisemitsm" was him trying to show kikes how their anti-black racism made him feel

he literally said that he wanted jewish kids that listened to rap to go to their rich dads and ask "why are they [niggers] mad at us?"

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 01:43:09 No.101517

>>101507
>alright guys /new/ intel. Soyjak party has a pretty fast moving /pol/ board. I wouldn't be surprised if it was the fastest moving /pol/ board on the web right now
Quality > quantity. The soy website is poisoned at its core

>>101511
>/pol/ thinks Kanye is a fed plant
Correct

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 01:57:44 No.101519

>>101515
sad bait. But you atheists don't listen so I won't dignify with a proper response.

Anonymous 04/21/25 (Mon) 07:01:05 No.101935

https://soyjak.st/

Anonymous 04/21/25 (Mon) 09:37:41 No.101939

>>101935
kill yourself

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Anonymous 04/20/25 (Sun) 21:40:57 No.101917 [Reply]

Please do not ask anything of me. I did not ask to be born and I fucking hate life.

D. Yeancy Funnie!!BnviibgZmI 04/21/25 (Mon) 01:23:55 No.101920

put the fries in the bag, OP!

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Isis. Anonymous 04/20/25 (Sun) 07:25:49 No.101874 [Reply]

Isis is the mark of the beast.

Liberal Feline!!EI88Sj5Yow 04/20/25 (Sun) 08:50:01 No.101876

i like thoth

Anonymous 04/20/25 (Sun) 10:49:01 No.101881

Can you elaborate on why you think this strange mash up of ideas?

Anonymous 04/20/25 (Sun) 17:01:57 No.101903

>>101876
welcome back heh

Anonymous 04/20/25 (Sun) 21:22:22 No.101915

Is that Marge Simpson?

Anonymous 04/20/25 (Sun) 21:26:26 No.101916

>>101915
See, wat da crackas who bleached Khemet don't wanchu to know is... We wuz simpsons n sheeeit

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Anonymous 11/03/24 (Sun) 07:21:06 No.92504 [Reply]

Do not be like this.

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Anonymous 04/18/25 (Fri) 20:30:13 No.101481

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IRL women are disgusting tbh fam

Anonymous 04/20/25 (Sun) 15:27:06 No.101896

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>>101233
>>101233
me too once you've had a big belly in your face there's no going back>>101233

Anonymous 04/20/25 (Sun) 17:03:18 No.101905

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This was me and why i broke up with her. Her pussy stank too much and I couldn't deal anymore.

D. Yeancy Funnie!!BnviibgZmI 04/20/25 (Sun) 19:33:36 No.101914

>>101896
hummina hummina hummina awoooga

Anonymous 04/21/25 (Mon) 03:40:23 No.101924

>>101421
kys

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Anonymous 04/20/25 (Sun) 02:07:20 No.101773 [Reply]

There are more women who look like this than at any point in history /lounge/, how does this make you feel?

Emily of 4chan !vOczjEBNSI 04/20/25 (Sun) 02:11:18 No.101775

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>>101773
If you take T you're a man.

Anonymous 04/20/25 (Sun) 02:17:05 No.101777

>>101773
>>101775

Anonymous 04/20/25 (Sun) 13:28:20 No.101883

I dont mind strong women but have you see muscles women's pussys?

Anonymous 04/20/25 (Sun) 17:01:27 No.101902

>>101883
No. You should post some so we can see them.

Anonymous 04/20/25 (Sun) 17:44:55 No.101909

>>101775
IIRC most estrogen on the market is made from horse urine. In all seriousness taking horse urine pills doesn't make you a horse, and the horse estrogen in them doesn't make you a woman

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Anonymous 04/06/24 (Sat) 01:01:31 No.78238 [Reply]

I just wanted to say that I'm glad technoblade is dead. Because I hate rich and successful people. That is all.

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Frieren!!gBf2t4..OM 04/20/25 (Sun) 03:00:08 No.101800

>>101796
>retarded faggot can't into tripcodes
There was an attempt.

Frieren!!gBf2t4..OM 04/20/25 (Sun) 03:16:38 No.101821

>>101800
Fuck off FAKEVID. I am the real avid, and I just want to declare, I LOVE BBCS AND I CANNOT LIE!

Frieren!!gBf2t4..OM 04/20/25 (Sun) 03:18:00 No.101822

>>101821
You don't have to pretend to be other people to profess your love of nigger phalluses, you colossal faggot. 4chon is a safespace for all manner of sexual deviance.

Anonymous 04/20/25 (Sun) 05:00:42 No.101864

>>101796
you linked it on your grindr profile, silly goose!

Frieren!!gBf2t4..OM 04/20/25 (Sun) 09:12:51 No.101879

>>101864
Kill yourself, faggot loser.

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What did I do wrong? Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 23:51:32 No.101731 [Reply]

My wife asked me "how come you don't talk to me? how come you don't share anything about yourself with me?
I responded "I wish I were single"
and then she started crying????

What the fuck is wrong with women?

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Emily of 4chan !vOczjEBNSI 04/20/25 (Sun) 03:00:33 No.101801

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>>101797
Gender theory is nothing to do with transgenderism and everything to do with feminists finding unhealthy ways to deal with their penis envy.

Anyone who has changed their hormones knows that gender is biological.

Anonymous 04/20/25 (Sun) 03:02:36 No.101804

>>101801
All you've done is change the word "woman" to mean "man" that's all you've done.

please kill youself for everyone elses sake.

Emily of 4chan !vOczjEBNSI 04/20/25 (Sun) 03:05:36 No.101808

>>101804
No I haven't.
At all.

What I've done is grounded the concept of gender back in the biological reality of hormones which is the scientific truth.

What you do is create these ever more arbitrary ideas of what a woman is completely unaware that in doing so you pull both men AND women further from Christ. The point isn't to be just a woman, it's to be a GOOD woman. And the "good" part is WAAAAAAAAAY harder than the "woman" part.

Anonymous 04/20/25 (Sun) 03:08:51 No.101812

>>101808
For all of human history, it's been about your genitals. But you don't go off of genitals.
You have male genitals.

You could also go for chromosomes. But you don't go off of chromosomes
You have male chromosomes.

YOU HIT PUBERTY AND MADE MORE TEST THAN ESTROGEN YOU FUCKING RETARD!!!!

Emily of 4chan !vOczjEBNSI 04/20/25 (Sun) 03:16:12 No.101820

>>101812
>For all of human history, it's been about your genitals
Yep, and we can correct that with surgery, but that's not good enough for you.
So you shift the goalposts to fertility until it's pointed that MOST women can't get pregnant for various reasons, and about 5% of women never experience fertility in their life.
So you shift the definition again to Y-chromosome which wasn't actually discovered until 1910, so we're done with the pretense of traditionalism, but of course now we have the technology to edit the genes of living things meaning science could absolutely take my Y-chromosome away, but we already know that's not going to be enough for you.

Meanwhile the first documented case of gender transition was SIX THOUSAND YEARS AGO.

I'm not new.
You are.

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Anonymous 04/12/25 (Sat) 01:06:21 No.100934 [Reply]

Join the beta Minecraft anarchy server (you can say nigger without getting banned)

beta1.7.3

2beta2t.net

If you want tech support on how to get beta minecraft running, ask ITT.

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Anonymous 04/18/25 (Fri) 13:40:31 No.101422

>>101360
It's okay, we know you didn't mean it

Anonymous 04/18/25 (Fri) 17:52:17 No.101465

bad times on the server. You guys might think I'm trying to be funny but no. There's literally 4chan refugees shitting up the server talking like complete retards and shouting NIGGER FAGGOT PENIS HUR HUR HUR.

>DAMN IT'S A SHAME 4CHAN WENT DOWN GUESS WE'LL RAPE NEWFAGGOTS IN THIS SERVER NOW!
(actual words)

It sucks right now. Who knew 4chan was a containment website?

Anonymous 04/18/25 (Fri) 18:34:40 No.101468

>>101465
Monkey's paw syndrome. Hope you don't get tnt'd.

Anonymous 04/18/25 (Fri) 22:45:15 No.101496

What's the difference between women and beta minecraft?

If you put effort into beta minecraft, it can be alot of fun.

Anonymous 04/20/25 (Sun) 00:07:43 No.101735

Been having a bit of fun lately after unironically /ignore commanding 4chan refugees. Just got some rare glowstone which took alot of effort but I got ALOT of glowstone relative to the amount of effort put in. I got lucky for sure. I'm just gathering materials right now because I'm not in the mood to build. Eventually I will build apartments, houses, and stuff like that but you can mine and gather materials for literal irl years before you start building.

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 03:09:55 No.101563 [Reply]

Jkid is still making videos

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 16:24:53 No.101679

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https://www.amazon.com/Contemporary-American-Cultural-Environment-Concept-ebook/dp/B00BL0R3US

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 23:32:26 No.101725

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What was the story with cjhard & jkid?

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Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 16:30:53 No.101680 [Reply]

You want to hear something funny? I got a 3 day ban for racism right before it went down.

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Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 17:06:19 No.101682

before I decide to laugh I must know which group you commited a racism against

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 17:13:36 No.101683

>>101682
blacks.

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 17:18:09 No.101684

>>101681

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 17:29:04 No.101685

>>101683
heh

D. Yeancy Funnie!!BnviibgZmI 04/19/25 (Sat) 21:46:09 No.101706

>>101680
you said nigger so hard that it broke the internet

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