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 No.13191[Reply]

What are some urban legends you follow?
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 No.17121

>>17111
The real Fugmen are the Massachusetts pedophile ones.

 No.17176

>>17121
twilight sparkle?

 No.17180

>>17116
holy niggers you described me!!!

 No.17272

>>17121
smiley is that you

i'll curse them if you want

i'll have to judge into their exceptions but if you post their face and first and last name i'll get right on it, bonus points for general area, this information will be used to curse, not any IRL travel based fact finding adventure

 No.17273

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>me after cumming on the snails back


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 No.14784[Reply]

I have col

My body hur

Ha lp
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 No.16333

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>>16319
>>16321
ex marks the smart spot

 No.16334

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>>16327

 No.16400

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>>16334

 No.16721

Sense of smell has recovered slightly. So thats 3-4 weeks after I lost it.

 No.17231

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get some help. professional help.


 No.17139[Reply]

PoV: it's 2030 and you're at the dinner table on Christmas arguing whether the neo-BAMA axis was justified in allying with the Pacific Northwest against the neo-Confederates
And your 8 year starts crying at the kids table while you launch into theories about the Nugan Hand Bank and how this will affect Australia
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 No.17179

>>17178
fucking hell is there anything this mad little nigger cant accomplish

 No.17187

>>17179
he can't lose weight

 No.17189

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>>17187
I will slap you through your screen, nigger.

 No.17190

>>17189
no, you'll suck my cock like a good little slut

 No.17218

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>>17190
Yes. I want you to fill up all my orifices with your cum until I am a sissy slut with no self respect.


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 No.16936[Reply]

/b/ros.. i got tinder like a week or so ago, and have 100+ matches
it's kinda interestting to just see how grills chat, because it lets you see her personality... but let me tell you, they don't. they just respond with "hi" and that's it, and expect you to carry the whole convo, which sux. if i wanted someone boring and non conversational i would date myself..

but anyways, not all of them are like this, but like 90%. ie. from my 100+ matches, 10+ or so are cool and funny and add to the convo. some even take the initiative and ask me out, which is cool

somthing i've heard is you wanna ask them out before the chat begins to stagnate, to meet in person. gonna have to try that just to see whassup

anyways, any of u n*bbas tried any of the apps? how was ur experience?
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 No.17120

I wanna bash a fugman.

 No.17150

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Horatio Magellan Crunch was born on Crunch Island, a magical island off the coast of what is now Ohio in the late 17th century. Once, one of the colonies foremost pediatric gynecologists, he gave up his former life for adventure on the high seas on "the good ship" Guppy.

 No.17151

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Horatio Magellan Crunch was born on Crunch Island, a magical island off the coast of what is now Ohio in the late 17th century. Once, one of the colonies foremost pediatric gynecologists, he gave up his former life for adventure on the high seas on "the good ship" Guppy.

 No.17170

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>manlet
>6'2 (hurr)
Please stop
I don't think I could possibly be any more demoralized. This is the worst time in human history to be "average" let alone something less than that. I know genuinely good and good looking (no homo) dudes who will probably die alone because of how fucked up the sexual market is. From the neck down I'm well on my way to looking like a personal trainer or fitness influencer, but because I'm bald and my height starts with 5 I might as well kys myself h-...heh

 No.17171

M-...maybe I'll make a Tinder for a laugh though anyway...h-...aha


 No.17058[Reply]

what actually got america involved in ww2?

history bros pls explain
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 No.17069

Japan went full retard. They had a hate boner for Murrica ever since the US forced them into accepting foreign trade. Japan, with their big shiny navy and military successes between themselves and their seemingly unstoppable ally in Europe, felt they could make a move and swipe islands while btfo'ing the US' navy. The feds were waiting for a chance to enter the war against public opinion and the Japs basically gave it to them. A fun detail is that the feds knew that the Japs were coming but did nothing to alert the forces in Hawaii for the obvious reason that a death toll does more to emotionally manipulate the public. Those marines died in Hawaii because the feds murdered them. Just like the feds murdered those people in the trade centers to justify taking out Saddam and other less agreeable leaders in the middle east for their kike overlords.

 No.17070

>>17069
I should add that on detail which pushed Japan into thinking this was the decision to make was that Murrica was blockading resources to Japan, making it difficult for Japan to maintain its war machine. So the reason was partly hateboner and partly trying to keep their imperialistic mechanization working.

 No.17080

((()))

 No.17157

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>>17069
>pearl harbor
>not a hoax

 No.17164

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>>17157


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 No.10115[Reply]

Smiley 2022

https://mintboard.org/vichan/bitch/res/44610.html
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 No.11141

>>11110
wash your bellend

 No.11155

>>11141
k done

 No.17077

Anyone notice that Smiley is participating in microbrewery hall meetings, looking to form up the Blueshirt division of the New Blue Party.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX4qrtyuqCY

 No.17078

>>17077
>New Blue Party.
Pill me on this.

 No.17079

>>11155
lmu?


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 No.16962[Reply]

i'm dating an npc sjw. we met on okcupid. she is pro-vax and has pronouns listed on her socials. she told me it's impossible to be racist against white people. she told me its racist for white people to wear dreadlocks. she is obsessed with broadway musicals. she is fat and i feel no attraction to her.

on the positive side she has a pretty face. she does all my laundry and cleans up my apartment. i'm only with her because i'm lonely. sex feels like a chore and i only do it to keep her satisfied so she'll keep doing my laundry.

how do i get out of this mess
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 No.17055

>>17052
not true, his fat gf has a half-black child

every breedhog needs a wageslave for making money.

 No.17061

>>17010
youre redx's bottom bitch

imagine bending to the wills of a noncefag

 No.17062

>>17055
shut up faggot

 No.17063

>>17055
Jesus fucking Christ. I have to try hard not to sneer at women with interracial children IRL

 No.17065

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>>17063
You guys can practice your war face on Zoom together.


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 No.3266[Reply]

>I fell for the air fryer meme
Pretty good/10. The microwave is obsolete tbh.
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 No.16998

>>16996
midge

 No.17004

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 No.17008

>>17004
You know its called white castle because blacks were not allowed to eat there and were slaves or something. I dont remember my grandma told me about it once

 No.17025

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ordered two double cheesers from mc dee today
only got one
was confused
maybe i only ordered one
the price seemed high maybe they put prices up
check later, yeah i definitely ordered and payed for two
flippin cucked myself

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>>17004
I got the cheese white castles with waffle fries. But I forgot the pickles!


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 No.16920[Reply]

Is it possible to make someone develop a fetish/kink, subtly or otherwise, in adulthood?

For example: say I have a foot fetish and my partner does not. And I wanted to, for lack of better words, hypnotize or manipulate her into finding feet as erotic as I do. How would I go about this? (Note this is a hypothetical example, feetfags are the least enlightened sorry bunch of sods on the fetish ladder and my fetish is a much more dignified one) (also I mean real form of hypnosis not the weird sissy hypno thing)

I hope my meaning is clear, if there's any questions, let me know.
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 No.17019

>>17018
come get bashed faggot

 No.17023

>>17019
come and bash me nigger

 No.17041

>>17015
kys

 No.17045

>>17041
when the time is right.

 No.17047

>>17045
no time like the present, im sure you wont be missed by anyone here, just like in real life.


 No.15704[Reply]

how do u stop a porn addiction?

even when I have girlfriends, I want to check out porn
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 No.16123

>>16122
tf dat suppose to mean nigga

 No.16127

These controlling programmes are supported by goverments and politicians also tolerated. All these actions destroy man’s nature and it prevents him from improving his spiritual level with effects of directive structures. They say falsely that they are interested in people of this republic and their speech freedom .

These controlling pogrammes do not exist at Developed planets because spiritual leaders and their substitutes would not tolerate it.

 No.16823

>>15704

gain some self control. fapping it while you're lonely? sure. when you have a chick? weird, be grateful.

 No.16873

Sometimes I just like driving over the bumps on the side of the road, the vibrations feel good on my butt.

 No.17009

I jerk off to hentai I painted for myself.
I’m addicted to it but that means I’m addicted to myself.
To me I myself is more sexually attractive than irl women.


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 No.16877[Reply]

God became a human being. His name was Jesus Christ. He lived in the area of Galilee circa 2,022 years ago. He was born of a virgin. He worked as a carpenter. He performed miracles. He showed us how to live. If we live the way He taught us, we will have a good afterlife.
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 No.16959

>>16957
4chon-Americans

 No.16970

>>16954
>actually believing this
lmao

 No.16971

tithe

 No.16972

>>16899
you had me until the end; why should we worship the half-jewish demigod? we were never cursed by jews until after we started worshiping him

>>16954
yes, he always gave 200%

 No.16989

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>>16970
satanist faggot


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 No.4855[Reply]

I finally found this sh*t. It's probably the single best introduction to drawing that exists. Do this a lot for like a week and you'll be on your way to being a professional artist.
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 No.7808

>>7782
Booba!

 No.7817

>>7807
>5-6 years
Come to think of it, it was back on .net wasn't it. 5-6 years? Try 10
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 No.16912

Anyone else feel like a chud for watching drawing/art etc tutorials on yt? Feels impure and I want to do things the hard way by learning myself. HOWEVER I've gotten so bored with video games that I end up browsing drawing tutorials anyway because they have some fun factor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J89bsvy9-bg

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dXDePSujpR8

 No.16917

>>16912
those videos look like mentally damaging shit that will make you draw fruity tumblr lesbionic self-insert characters with glasses and flattened simplified facial features, basically tranny art

bourge hoghart, andrew loomis, glenn vilppu, perspective-made-easy.pdf .torrent

 No.16919

>>16917
every mtf-tran in existence who buys a wacom eventually authors a 15+ page pornographic comic with "story" and 1 primary or secondary character that looks like "smart" lesbian and you can instantly recognize it as cringe self-insert, it bothers me when i scroll through sad panda


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 No.16813[Reply]

Yearly reminder this clown gets paid $315,000 a year and got 49.5% of the votes in Melbourne to say these hot takes.
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 No.16825

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Senate Bill "Inflation Reduction Act" to double number of IRS agents in USA

https://nypost.com/2022/08/05/the-inflation-reduction-act-would-double-irs-agents-and-audits-but-superrich-arent-real-targets/

>The Manchin-Schumer “Inflation Reduction Act,” which could clear the Senate this weekend, is supposed to raise tens of billions of dollars by adding $80 billion to the IRS budget and hiring as many as 80,000 more auditors and agents.

>Most of the money raised from these audits won’t come from the superrich or multibillion-dollar corporations — both well-stocked with accountants and tax attorneys to fight IRS allegations.

>Small-business owners and upper-middle-income workers will likely be the targets. The woman who runs an accounting firm or a restaurant won’t have the resources to fight the government in tax court.

Democrats' Tax and Spend Bill Hits Lower Income Taxpayers Hardest, Unleashes 'Army' of 80,000 New IRS Agents

https://www1.cbn.com/cbnnews/politics/2022/august/democrats-tax-and-spend-bill-hits-lower-income-taxpayers-hardest-unleashes-army-of-80-000-new-irs-agents

 No.16838

>>16825
I want to burn down their houses.

 No.16846

>>16813
l*terally whomst've?

 No.16850

>be australian
>wake up with spiders in your ass
>you exclaim as you walk over the bodies of various deadly animals
>shitting
>the shit is spiders
>grab toilet roll
>the toilet roll is so dry it spiders
>the spiders climb in your eyes and fart your eyes in
>the ghost of steve irwin appears
>gives you a loan of 4 trillion bucks so you can buy a video game
>hes spiders

 No.16898

>>16825
80,000 Persian IRS agents vs. 300 Spartan crypto millionaires.


 No.8608[Reply]

Post comfy crafting, cooking and homesteading videos in this ITT thread
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 No.16213

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Cooked a beef stew and made homemade mayonaise today.

 No.16218

>>16213
ur mom eats my homemade mayonnaise

 No.16488

>>16213
based and homecooking pilled

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 No.16821

>>16218
how about you give me some of that next


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 No.16633[Reply]

how do I overcome the fear of death?
when I'm feeling normal I'm sure that death is no big deal. everyone dies and when it happens to me I will just accept my fate.

when I'm having a difficult day mentally/physically and feel like maybe I am actually dying then this courage is entirely gone. I feel such panic that my life is ending. It's torture.

I'm not looking forward to dying but I don't want to feel that panic when I do.
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 No.16743


I want a woman to sit on my lap and fart on me

 No.16748

PISS

 No.16750

>>16738
do what you like. I won't gaf. I'll be dead.

 No.16751

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>>16730
>what would my purpose be if I had one?
To establish the kingdom of heaven on earth

 No.16776

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>>16730
>there is that one moment where you crossover.
wdym bro, thats like a 0.001 second moment.
one second ur alive, the next ur ded

unless it's like im asking.. the whole process of having your organs shut down and die painfully what scares you


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