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 No.81866[Reply]

>The komodo dragon
>Platypus
>Okapi
>Gorillas
>Giant squid
>Bondegezou
>even Kangaroos

Which other cryptids are likely actual creatures that will be discovered?
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 No.82035

>>82031
NELviding much?

 No.82039

>>82035
you seem upset

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>>82022
>>82030
its a cool occult site where we worship dogi's fat milkers

 No.82070

>>82065
drop a link, duder

I wanna tribute my queen

 No.82091

>>82070
yikes



 No.85774[Reply]

9 wounded, 3 killed at "Festival of Diversity" in Solingen, Germany

https://www.theguardian.com/world/article/2024/aug/23/people-killed-and-injured-at-festival-in-solingen-in-germany-report

>At least three people have been killed and four are seriously wounded,

>German police have said, after an attack at a festival in the city of Solingen in
>the country's west on Friday night.

>Police said the weapon was believed to be a knife.


>No one has been arrested and police said they had deployed a "large

>contingent" including a helicopter to search for the male assailant who fled
>the scene. Police declined to discuss a possible motive or speculate about the
>identity of the suspect.

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 No.85872

>>85853
>>85856
Yeah I immediately thought it was AI too. That shit is awful. It's KILLING PORN! Jews are KILLING the porn industry! Wait...

 No.85930

>>85853
I didn't even realize ops post was about a murder because I was so distracted by those jugs.

HONK HONK 🤡

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>>85774
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>>85774
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>>86589
>>86802
hello glowie



 No.71034[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

HAPPY HOLIDAYS 4CHON!
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 No.83483

>>83482
SECOND TIER CLASSES: (Required to have taken the Sketch 101: Structure class (or whatever it may have been called at the time), I don’t think of these as advanced though, just more focused)


-Sketch 202: Writing and Producing Sketches

Starting August 8th

Thursdays 5pm-8pm PT


In this class we focus on writing a sketch with the challenge of actually producing the sketch in some form. My goal is to push you to write your sketches in a more practical style and show you how to value your jokes. Don't worry about not having production skills as I will try and assist with that and show you options of how to work around that, and hopefully put you in a position where you can start to acquire these skills out of your necessity to produce comedy.



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 No.83484

>>83483
COST:
The entire 8-week course will be $350. Payments can be spread over multiple weeks but to reserve your spot you will need to pay half and you will be fully paid by week 5. If this is still a problem for you feel free to write to me so we can be clear about the arrangement. I'm just trying to protect myself (and you) from having someone sign up and flake in class two and now they've taken up a spot for someone else who is serious about this. In my ten years this didn't happen all the time, but you'd be surprised how often it did.

Sign up in the next week (by Wednesday July 22nd, 11:59pm PST) and I will give you a $50 discount.



Students who retake a class get $100 off enrollment (as long as the classes don’t fill up).

ENROLLMENT:
If you would like to sign up simply click the button below to email [REDACTED]@Gmail.com with the subject line indicating the class you're signing up for:
“(Structure, Collaborate or Make a Sketch) sign up “
☝️pick one of those, don’t just do that verbatim.

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>>71034
Isis, fuck you.



 No.42222[Reply]

Check em and welcome your new overlord
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 No.54443

>>54366
Who're you?

 No.79107

whenever I look at porn I can sense someone or something behind me

every time

what is this shit like nigger leave me the fuck alone

 No.79114

>>79107
Make sure your back is facing a wall. You're welcome!

 No.79118

>>79114
it doesn't matter, the entity occupies any free space near me, I'd have to stand in a cupboard or some shit

 No.79121

>>42222
Wood fuque



 No.25828[Reply]

how do you think you'll die /b/ros?
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 No.62897

>>25828
Is that dog Travis Barkers

 No.77550

I'll die the same as everyone in 2028 when the comet apophis hits earth just off the Swedish coast

 No.77552

>>62897
>barkers
>barker

hueh



 No.58720[Reply]

Chicken romance is just the same as in humans
10/10 Gigachad rooster doesn't do courtship dances or rape, females just drop before them
8-9/10 usually dances, sometimes rapes
6-7 roosters are half dance, half rape
5 and below are damned to the rape zone

The one broodcock kills all rival males. He breeds all of the females of the tribe. All of them. Even his own mother, sisters, daughters and granddaughters

This cycle of extreme incest continues for generations until one of the male chicks hits puberty and successfully murders his own father
-and then the cycle begins anew

Pic semi-related
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 No.58872

You VILL get vaccinated, chicken raper boy!

 No.58929

>>58777
Do you just use them for eggs? It sounds way too bothersome to eat them - defeathering etc. That big alpha bird is living out my dreams. I always rape in my dreams, the womans consent is a total non issue.

>>58872
I WILL own something
I will NOT be happy!!!

 No.58937

>>58929
Mostly just eggs
I haven't ate a bird in forever but fate will force my hand soon
20+ new roosters on the way

 No.58946

>>58937
That's gonna take forever. You gotta shove them in boiling water just to make them pluckable.

 No.58960

>>58946
I can rip feathers out pretty easy. Honesty I've never understood the problem people have with murdering and butchering chickens



 No.62625[Reply]

You have to be masculine, but not overly masculine that it's toxic. And you can never say you want to be manly. You have to say that you embrace your feminine side which is just as powerful... but you still have to be manly. You have to have money, but you can't ask for money because that's pitiful. You have to be a boss, but you must never tell a woman what to do. You have to make the decisions but you also have to listen to what women want, which they don't know, before you make a decision that will always be wrong. You're supposed to make time for your wife and kids or you're a cold and distant father, but not so much time that it hurts your career, or you're a failure of a provider. You have to be unselfish and think of others, but you can't be too selfless or people will see you as weak. You have to tolerate women's bad behavior, which is insane, but if you point that out, you're accused of being whiny and told to man up. You have to be chivalrous but not so much that it's chauvinistic. You have to be kind to women but not so kind that you're creepy or boring. You're supposed to be strong and confident for women, but not so strong and confident that they feel oppressed or that you make other men angry at you. You have to be romantic and spontaneous but not naive and cringeworthy. You have to take the initiative and make a move without being told to, unless of course your attention is unwanted. Always be grateful for your privilege and feel passively aware that being a man is easier than being a woman. Remember that this is the 21st century and it is time to think of women as equals but also remember that women are oppressed and dis-empowered, so do not think of them as equals. You have to never be too weak or too strong, never be too kind or too cruel, never be afraid or cocky, never be too quiet or too loud. And you must never, ever complain. Because you are a man, everything is easy for you and everything that goes wrong is your fault.
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 No.72553

>>62625
>you have to be a cuck

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 No.76795

humiliation ritual?

 No.76811

>>76795
Anything is possible.



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 No.70819[Reply]

>tfw only 114 IQ
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 No.71658

>>71656
I think I've been called short exactly once in my life. Can't remember how she said it. Maybe it was "a bit short". But I remember she was a lefty uni girl, the short cropped dyed hair lebso type. Idk if she was trying it on, on me. But she was oddly persistent. Maybe just a brain fart that wafted too long in the air. She was angsty and annoying, muh feminism, maybe trying to bother me. Can't remember her name or I'd try and profile her

 No.71659

>>71643
Oh and FWIW I am really attracted to tall women and/or women 5'10"+. *Gulp-in-mouth*-tier.

The way they stand there with their big space-taking-upsome fleshy soft mass. Hnng!

 No.71660

>>71659
Given your extremely short stature, you narurally see yourself in the position of a young child, and are attracted to taller women who remind you of your mother.

 No.71663

>>71660
>who remind of your mother
He lives with his mother and I highly doubt that she's a tall exotic woman.

 No.82366

my IQ IS 6 TRILLION



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 No.65151[Reply]

Utena's feet.
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 No.67996

>>67359
Second from left.

>>67988
>approximately 2,000 Jews were shot
Bullshit.

 No.68004

>>67359
far left

 No.68578

>>68570
baced

 No.68651

>if like the metal is magnetic and plastic isn't magnetic can u like bool invert metal in proximity of plastic to be not magnetic and the plastic to be magnetic and suck up all microplastics

sleep and water deprivation brain is like the nigger weed intellectual brain whomagavehawedtoudought

smoke the nigger weed yo 420 bake yo

 No.68669

>>68652
Well, as you know the the problem for us gay guys is that when you wipe the ass pieces of the toilet paper often gets stuck down there. The opening is so out of normal bounds now that the paper gets pushed IN there and then it clenches shut, so within the motion of a wipe, a piece tears off and you got to really dig into there with your fingers to get those remaining pieces out.



 No.77260[Reply]

would poop be allowed in a /lounge/ nationalist society?
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 No.77282

Would horse auctions be allowed?

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 No.77297

>>77260
>>77261
>>77282
>>77283
this shit belongs in the /v/ thread

 No.77331

>>77282
yes but any horse poop must be sold to iraq war veterans at a discount

>>77297
>sh*t
we say poop in this thread, bucko!



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 No.77423[Reply]

forums, imageboards, social media, chat groups...all of them are so fucking boring now. They're either dead or full with terminally online retards. The only place I still find good is my private discord server. Also the only place I still post at (besides 4chan and YouTube comments).
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 No.77534

>>77532
Normal men are masturbating to whatever those things goblinsaga has.

 No.77535

>>77533 (checked)
>>77534
dogi has some of the juiciest funbags I have ever seen, my big fat cock is leaking just thinking about them

 No.77536

>>77535
goblinsaga, nobody here likes you, you're ugly as fuck, stupid and you should leave this fucking website

 No.77696

>>77536
I'm not dogi... if I was I'd spend all my time masturbating in front of a mirror while sucking my juicy funbags

 No.77763

>>77696
shut up you fat cunt



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 No.27380[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

thread
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 No.64044[Reply]

Cast the jakkers in their inevitable biokinematographique
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 No.64978

>>64976
Is there a problem with on-topic posts? Every foky thread isn't a real thread. It's just a foky thread.

 No.64999

>>64951
at least he's not licking nigger erections like you, avid

 No.65001

>>64978
>foky this
>foky that

literally obsessed

 No.65006

>>64975
I want to sleep like this cade. Goodnight 4chon.

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 No.55190[Reply]

Seeing cute 3D females pains me because I know I will never marry one. Does anyone relate?
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 No.55444

>>55421
You should appreciate containment threads. It's kept in one thread and the whole board isn't being spammed. They're ideal and you can hide it and ignore the thread if you want.

 No.55445

>>55444
>444
Trips of truth.

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>>55445
Farts of smell



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 No.74181[Reply]

why do you care?
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 No.74385

i've pretty much given up on caring. there's nothing left to care about

 No.74386

>>74385
The care question was vague af and could be about absolutely anything tbqh. Care? Care about H'what exactly?

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 No.74412

>>74384
I don't have a car because I hate driving in Sydney with all the wogs and Asians. Though I do also hate my commute to the city which is about an hour. A 30 minute commute would be decent, I used to live in the inner west and my commute was about 10 mins or less it was kino

 No.74419

>>74412
based non car haver



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