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Pee Pee Space Ship Anonymous 02/06/22 (Sun) 08:31:57 No.1600 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

So uh…my uh….my friend got this thing a short time ago like I said. It's a device that is supposedly able to reduce plaque in the veins of the penis that can constrict blood flow and compromise the ability to have uh…normal function. I-..my friend has suffered intimacy issues his entire life and I… he did a lot of secondhand research on acoustic wave therapy for male intimacy issues which has existed for a decade or so, by now. However, because healthcare in the US is in a bad way for wagies these days it wasn't realistic to pursue this treatment. This device is comparable to those used in clinics, just with some safety features to prevent laypeople from injuring themselves.

I've…my friend only used it once so far because despite the fact that he'd bought it back in late December today was the first day my-my friend's parents were both away.

My friend informed me that it was loud and scary at first but an ultimately painless and simple process. He's looking forward to seeing if his results mimic those of the many totally-not-paid testimonials on the website. Thank you for reading this story about my friend's unfortunate problem, he was hoping to start a family some day and he thinks this might be his only shot

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Anonymous 05/03/23 (Wed) 23:32:35 No.53668

>>53655
You would have to be a fool to not leverage the advantages you have. Especially someone like me, who generally has to worker harder than others while getting less for my effort.

Anonymous 05/03/23 (Wed) 23:34:00 No.53669

>>53661
That niggers is spitting facts, probably.
>2010
Did he ever get around to doing that though?

Anonymous 05/06/23 (Sat) 19:15:33 No.53930

4chon.me/mod now redirects to 4chon.me/mod.php for convenience. plz inform the mod
there's now a separate minimum time per ip for new threads longer than just the 8 secs for new replies to make it a little harder for future raids / spamflooding
rolled out the anti-cp-thread script which checks every 15 mins the newest thread and locks & redacts based on certain conditions, we'll see how effective it is

Anonymous 05/08/23 (Mon) 21:32:06 No.54361

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Anonymous 06/03/23 (Sat) 14:21:53 No.57838

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/food/ Anonymous 09/20/22 (Tue) 23:51:43 No.21353 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

This thread will be used to discuss food, cooking, and other related topics.

hdv please delete spam

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Anonymous 05/03/23 (Wed) 16:53:48 No.53643

>>53640
>being vin diesel mode
h'whai?

Anonymous 05/03/23 (Wed) 16:54:28 No.53644

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>>53641
same

Anonymous 05/03/23 (Wed) 17:17:00 No.53647

>>53644
>>53641
I guess I should apologize about being insensitive to your mental or physical illness/disability.

Anonymous 05/03/23 (Wed) 17:30:58 No.53648

>>53643
Motorcycle also endorsement and single engine private aircraft as well BTW. I just never could imagine why someone would not at least get those certifications even if you don't plan on using them much. Blows my mind, but I think it's just a difference in I being a millennial and many of the people I talk to on imageboards being Gen z.

Anonymous 05/03/23 (Wed) 20:30:59 No.53654

>>53647
No you don't have to apologise at all, its my fault, I'm sorry x.

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Why is life flying by so fast Anonymous 04/24/23 (Mon) 11:15:46 No.52789 [Reply]

Life keeps speeding up. I still feel like I just graduated high school but it was more than a fl*pin decade ago.
How do you hit the brakes on this thing?

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!qQq/W9LPyU 05/02/23 (Tue) 04:20:47 No.53502

>>53457
Pretty sure like 99% of people or something have it every day because it's an addictive stim.

Anonymous 05/02/23 (Tue) 13:30:29 No.53533

>>53457
Are you the real Brittany venti?

Anonymous 05/02/23 (Tue) 18:08:48 No.53573

>>53387
Aye, coffee in general just fucks me up, I can't drink it, it makes me feel jittery and sweaty and cold

Anonymous 05/02/23 (Tue) 18:27:05 No.53580

>>53573
You sound like a weakling

Anonymous 05/02/23 (Tue) 18:42:19 No.53581

>>53580
I'm not I'm just sensitive to caffeine, I'm already hyper as it is

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Anonymous 04/25/23 (Tue) 12:24:58 No.52838 [Reply]

Remember Hotwheels? He remembers you.

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!qQq/W9LPyU 05/01/23 (Mon) 03:31:44 No.53449

There was an awesome manifesto and shooting about 6 months ago and it was suppressed so badly, its tragic. I think the guy killed just 2 people though, then himself.

!qQq/W9LPyU 05/01/23 (Mon) 03:33:28 No.53451

I got it. Slovakia gay bar killings. >>53449

Anonymous 05/01/23 (Mon) 10:31:28 No.53458

>>53327
Not sure if you're joking, but if it gives you a modicum of hope: I used to be a /pol/tard but managed to find my way back to authenticity.
>there is literally nothing wrong with being jewish
t.central europe

Realtard!!CReaLLesiI 05/01/23 (Mon) 22:17:09 No.53485

>>53458
this guy sucks circumcised boners

Anonymous 05/02/23 (Tue) 13:32:34 No.53537

>>53485
This guy brings up dicks out of nowhere

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Anonymous 12/26/22 (Mon) 17:14:14 No.36299 [Reply]

Hi guys contact me @

Smiley-69ing-with-hdv@protonmail.com

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Anonymous 03/31/23 (Fri) 00:44:02 No.49379

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That tinner can. I need to order some online ASAP!

Anonymous 03/31/23 (Fri) 00:59:54 No.49380

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>>49379
YYYUUUSSSS

Refart!Ep8pui8Vw2 04/30/23 (Sun) 06:24:36 No.53270

I tried to sign you up for gay newsletters and it said the email was fake

Anonymous 04/30/23 (Sun) 06:47:50 No.53282

>>53270
As I recall, smiley's real email is niggerkiller1488@cock.li, try that instead.

Anonymous 04/30/23 (Sun) 09:34:48 No.53315

>>53282
LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Anonymous 03/11/23 (Sat) 06:30:37 No.47009 [Reply]

why are the spam threads autosaged but not deleted

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Anonymous 03/11/23 (Sat) 16:46:25 No.47037

>>47036
4chon has always had spam

Anonymous 03/11/23 (Sat) 18:02:04 No.47041

>>47037
*4chon has always had foky

Refart!Ep8pui8Vw2 04/30/23 (Sun) 06:55:00 No.53284

spammers can suck my boner

Refart!Ep8pui8Vw2 04/30/23 (Sun) 07:01:21 No.53285

just fingered my asshole

sage Anonymous 04/30/23 (Sun) 09:34:32 No.53314

>>53284
>>53285
Foky be like

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FROYDOY Anonymous 05/20/22 (Fri) 20:59:47 No.10694 [Reply]

ITS BLADDY FOCKIN FROYDOY

WATCHYA BLOODY
>EATIN????????????????
>DRINKIN????????????????
>WATCHIN????????????????
>LISTENIN????????????????
>PLAYIN????????????????

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#fortune Anonymous 04/26/23 (Wed) 21:37:09 No.52981

>>34367
wew lad :^( lewdd :^(((

Anonymous 04/28/23 (Fri) 12:12:26 No.53071

>>10845
Who's foky?
Was't that that weird blogposting mentally ill skinhead kinda dude?

Anonymous 04/28/23 (Fri) 12:26:57 No.53072

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>>53071

Anonymous 04/28/23 (Fri) 12:31:06 No.53075

>>34367
When its a kid you don't need to shave!

!FBI97zL6Wo 04/28/23 (Fri) 13:33:15 No.53083

bomp
>me
Doing probably fuck all tonight, hope my neighbours are merry tonight and not too loud if they are drinking

Just basically going to drink water see:
https://4chon.me/lounge/res/9107.html
Im thinking about 3 litres over 4 hours should be good, I dont want to feel cold and bloated again

Might look up some GBA games

gripes: i cannot clear the cache from my phone, i have to hook it up to a computer, which is a shame because i really don't understand how it wouldnt work, im sitting on months of cache and i feel it and it hurts 🤪

Probably no music unless I think of or find some good conscious rap

Probably will get more stoned later and play dead rising or something, something will come to mind and ill search it up
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Anonymous 04/19/23 (Wed) 12:16:29 No.52223 [Reply]

So can you really hold back your cum if you practice a shitload of kegals? How long does it take to master this ability?

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Anonymous 04/24/23 (Mon) 11:09:02 No.52787

>>52533
We were both into the idea but during the birth of our first son her butthole exploded and she was extremely butthurt until it healed many weeks later. Since then she’s not liked the idea of it and I love her so much I don’t want to hurt her so I don’t want to force her to do something uncomfortable

Anonymous 04/24/23 (Mon) 12:42:07 No.52792

>>52787
>I don’t want to force her to do something uncomfortable
Women have been selectively bred to enjoy submission through millions of years of tribal warfare

Anonymous 04/24/23 (Mon) 14:28:51 No.52793

>>52792
There is more to submission than just giving up your ass, Avid

Anonymous 04/24/23 (Mon) 14:43:24 No.52794

>>52793
Yeah like pretending to be gay online

Anonymous 04/28/23 (Fri) 11:36:04 No.53067

>>52787
>her butthole exploded and she was extremely butthurt until it healed many weeks later
ebin :DD
> don’t want to hurt her so I don’t want to force her to do something uncomfortable
you're a good guy
love goes both ways and taking to heart these considerations is exactly what makes love last
don't let anyone tell you otherwise

Anonymous 04/26/23 (Wed) 11:36:40 No.52930 [Reply]

steal tshirt-wearing coffee milky sugar syrup slurping white liberal "higher-educated" "intellectual" "professionals" flashy compooters from public places within diverse urban hellholes they adore so much

>AAAH I MUST "WORK" FROM A NOISY CAFETERIA I AM BEING SO ECONOMICALLY PRODUCTIVE

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Anonymous 04/26/23 (Wed) 23:47:15 No.53006

convince the homeless that google is going to give them a free pixel phone and a chromebook at their offices to empower them

Anonymous 04/27/23 (Thu) 01:21:07 No.53011

>>52958
Yeah, it was all secretly White people wearing nigger masks! This is all a racist conspiracy!

Anonymous 04/27/23 (Thu) 10:06:54 No.53033

>>53011
>yfw thats literally true

Anonymous 04/27/23 (Thu) 12:05:44 No.53037

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>>53004
>need these loving reminders that they don't live in an ivory tower idyllic high-trust [area]... but something bit closer to a brazilian murdertown
Just do this

Anonymous 04/28/23 (Fri) 10:07:47 No.53066

I sometimes forget at least we don't have niggers I. Aus

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Anonymous 04/12/23 (Wed) 19:30:11 No.51298 [Reply]

THERE ARE NO FAKE RETARDS ON 4CHON!

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Anonymous 04/18/23 (Tue) 01:33:24 No.52076

Anonymous 04/18/23 (Tue) 17:28:17 No.52150

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ADVERTISMENT?!

Anonymous 04/18/23 (Tue) 23:25:05 No.52185

>>>/hackerplace/

heh 04/18/23 (Tue) 23:25:25 No.52186

>>>/poo/

Anonymous 04/27/23 (Thu) 19:58:28 No.53053

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Test

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Anonymous 04/27/22 (Wed) 00:36:28 No.8683 [Reply]

we need a /meta/ board. i have complaints.

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Anonymous 12/16/22 (Fri) 00:02:37 No.34118

Add /nice/

Anonymous 04/26/23 (Wed) 21:37:43 No.52982

I piss in oant and i fart and it smell of shit

Anonymous 04/27/23 (Thu) 07:52:43 No.53023

>>34110
us real ones love you, nigga, broken dick and all

>>34116
dude needs to OD already

!FBI97zL6Wo 04/27/23 (Thu) 09:54:18 No.53026

>>34116
Never touched the shit, i just smoke weed

sage Anonymous 04/27/23 (Thu) 09:54:51 No.53027

>>53023
You need to find a new site

Phantasm!agoricWOck 04/25/23 (Tue) 04:46:47 No.52826 [Reply]

Why is it a political statement to be a clean person and good cook now?

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Anonymous 04/26/23 (Wed) 08:12:24 No.52916

>>52909
I approve this message

Anonymous 04/26/23 (Wed) 09:43:05 No.52917

>>52909
Le coomer face

Anonymous 04/26/23 (Wed) 09:47:48 No.52922

>>52909
>>52916
You guys should suck each other off

Anonymous 04/26/23 (Wed) 10:09:08 No.52924

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>>52909
>>52916

Just to be clear, I wasn't thinking you meant 3 bwc at the same time.

Anonymous 04/26/23 (Wed) 18:29:08 No.52945

>>52922
I'll only suck them if their dicks are slicked up with Ash's punani cream

>>52924
at once, in one night, either way them holes gotta get filled

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Anonymous 04/22/23 (Sat) 07:12:02 No.52511 [Reply]

I started having girlfriends at 14 and now I'm mid 30s. Is it abnormal for people to start dating this early now? Is this the effect of the zoomer sex apocalypse? I notice this all the time on /pol/ now, Americans have no idea thats its normal for women to have breasts at 12 or 13, letalone 15. So they call this "early puberty". The "she was 17 years old you mother fucker" meme is real in America it seems.

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Anonymous 04/23/23 (Sun) 21:37:16 No.52767

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