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 No.64051[Reply]

la creatura
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 No.67086

>>65904
That tranny takes it up the ass and has blood coming out of their pooper on the regular.

 No.67090

Dogstrailia has explosive anger issues.

 No.67187

>>67090
dogstralia needs to be mincraftily poisoned with ricin

 No.67442

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FUCKING PIG XDDDDD!!!!

 No.67800

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 No.61619[Reply]

what do you say to somebody with nasty facial hair?

"scrape off that cum-beard"
"do you catch cum in that beard"
"do other men ejaculate often in your beard"
"do other men appreciate that they can dry their dicks in your beard"
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 No.62820

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>>62810
Look, I fucked a 54 year old methhead bitch, but I wouldn't fuck you. You are not attractive and are delusional to think that. You just have desperate men, men more desperate than me, around you giving you false feedback. You are nothing special. Get rid of this nonsense idea you're "attractive". You look like a mentally disturbed person with inferior dark eyes and dark hair. Yeah you're not a nigress or a chinkess so you've above these subhumans but for a white person you're really ugly. And the sad thing? It's an ugliness that can't be fixed; it's not like obesity or something is causing you to be ugly. As far as I can tell this is a good as you'll ever look. My 54 year old gf is better looking than you, she has prettier eyes, red hair, freckles, is tall. You are just… mediocre. If I was married to you I'd have to get you to wear a mask so as not to publicly embarrass me as people would taunt me for having an ugly girlfriend. I don't know what is worse; having an old girlfriend or an ugly one… ah I think I'll stick with my old lady. A woman's value usually comes down to her looks because women don't have anything else to offer in terms of character, virtue, intelligence, etc. so if you don't even have that then you are just nothing but a miserable femcel who will only be pursued by the most bestial and subhuman of "men" that would fuck anything. The best you could do is get a sperm donation from a real man like me because I wouldn't stick around to raise the child with you, you're too ugly to have around, hopefully my superior genetics would be an upgrade for your lineage else the child might curse me forever for having given you my seed.

 No.62824

>>62820
Kek i'm stealing this

 No.62830

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>>62819
>>62820
You should consider NewSmile's aligner (removable alternative to braces), they're a new, cheaper competitor to Invisalign. It's $2000 for their whole kit and 3d dental scan. They could fix your crooked teeth in 6 months.

 No.62831

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>>62830
but none of that can fix smiley's crooked soul

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>>62810
>Don't you go moist over him now?
He turns all women moist.


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 No.76794[Reply]

is this just 4chan with slighty more features and less boards
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 No.76945

>>76903
put a bag over that head and enjoy the juicy funbags

 No.76953

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>>76903

 No.76956

>>76945
est shit goblin

 No.77503

>>76794
We say nigger.

 No.77505

>>76945
kill yourself you ugly fucking monster


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 No.65992[Reply]

did it even happen?
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 No.89486

gayboy destroyed the towers by using it as two dildos

 No.89555

>>89486
Why does Avid try to make everything his dildo?

 No.89561

>>89555
He can't help it.

 No.89566

>>89555 (checked)
he's a hammer looking for a nail but the hammer is his anus and the nail is gay sex

 No.89571

>>89566
>>89555
>>89561
youre ugly


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 No.65699[Reply]

Thread #1 featuring Sam Suleks RETARDED eating regime
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 No.83559

>>83555
>may 1: a 'lean' cool college muscle car surf dood, the future is bright
>may 29: tutsy toddler babyman who probably can't straighten his arms and stomps and waddles around, gets a nasty rash from friction of his inflated thighs

 No.83654

borrowing my brothers bench and im now slightly paranoid of failing a rep and having an accident

 No.83675

>>83654
Stick to dumbbells and just do decline pushups for chest. They make these things you can use to hook them to and release them from a bar if you insist on bench pressing too though, heh

 No.83693

>>83559
This is what I was thinking. He looks like he's got a tumor on his back. It aint normal.

 No.83694

>>83675
i think im just going to stick to the barbell but be extra careful, ive watched a youtube vid detailing what not to do when home benching without a spotter and it seems pretty self explanatory, i tested it yesterday and i hit my reps no problem, but that was only 2 sets that i did as it was a rest day, tomorrow is my workout day so ill get a better idea of it all then


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 No.50353[Reply]

I have amnesia and can't remember most of my life and what I can remember is slipping away. I only have feelings to go on about most things now as I just can't remember shit. It's really odd when you interact with someone who knows you, and you know that you know them, but you don't actually remember anything about them / anything we've ever done in the past. I got hit over the head several months ago and I don't remember shit from my life... but I have feelings about it and what I feel about it is that it's for the better that I really had nothing going for me that was worth remembering.
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 No.76373

>>50353
you do know you can stop that little voice in your head right? that's probably why you can't remember shit, because you're not on the course of remembering things, your mind could be too preoccupied with narrating your current circumstances to be able to narrate past experiences

 No.76376

Oh. Now I get to fondly be reminded of the time smilys ex childhood bff smacked the back of his head with bolt cutters, left and cut off contact. Smileys ex childhood bff. Doing the lords work.

 No.76442

you were probably a lemon originally

many people started out as lemons that were transformed into humans by dark magic

their role is to watch real people for some unknown purpose

they are generally not malicious

 No.76462

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>>76442
Correction*: lemming

 No.76480

>>76442
No wonder all these these niggas out here so sour with they lemon head lookin' ahh loool


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 No.51381[Reply]

Redpill me on the Mr. Beast situation

1. Who tf is Mr. Beast?
2. Who is the troon?
3. What's their endgame?
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 No.73147

>>73115
Adding mass when you're a manlet is about as easymode as it gets, also he isn't big at all.

 No.73156

>>73115
I just want big cocks to penetrate all of my orifices and fill them with cum 24/7. I'm so upset I'm not being filled atm. I just want to be a sissy cum slut with no self respect at every second of the day. I hate that I hate to shit and eat. It takes every second away from me being a cock sleeve filled with cum.

 No.73157

>>73147
I'm just kidding! Tee hee! Pewdiepies cock in all of my orifices now! Filling me up with his cum! That's what dreams are made of!

 No.73162

>>73156
Every cock is big! Small cocks don't exist! I'll take every cock on planet earth! Forget Debbie does Dallas! This is avid has the world do him! I need all the cocks and cum at every hour and second of the day! I need cum shots all over my body when taking a shit, when showering, when doing anything that I'm not able to take all of the cocks into my body! I may be a dreamer but I'm not the only one! I love being a sissy cumslut cumdumpster cocksleeve! It's a beautiful thing and it's not just a phase mom! This is who I really am!

 No.73193

>>73162
>>73156
>>73157
Try harder slobisaga


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 No.78534[Reply]

im actually so tired of trying to date atp but i just want someone who loves me. ironic that im asking an imageboard how to get a bf but its the only option i have left. give me any advice u might have, anything helps.
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 No.78607

>>78534
I don't even know what this shit means but other people are calling you a tranny and that's pretty based if I do say so myself heh

 No.78608

>>78534
Post ur dick

 No.78609

linkedin dot com is full of IT guys with stable, easy going careers and lotsa mone (relative to the wast majority of wagies) but not a lot of charisma and confidence irl so they'll settle maybe

 No.78613

every site is a dating site if you're indian enough

 No.78633

>>78613
kek


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 No.58882[Reply]

Cutting contact with my mom was the best decision I've ever made. My only regret is that i made it so late, at 30. Literally every day since is better than the last, I have no anxiety anymore, no panic attacks, it's like the storm cloud over me is gone now. I'm going out more, I'm eating better, even my spending is under control and it's only been a year. All the internal hatred and bitterness I've had inside I focused it on her and now that she's gone from my life those feelings are gone too.

I'm free my god. I'm finally free.
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 No.59181

>>59174
>This is cheesy, not particularly poetic, insightful or anything but last night I commented to my wife "if you bring light to the darkness, then there is no more darkness"
Did you write the script for kingdom hearts?
>I think perhaps weed pushed me over the edge finally and now I'm just a full blown schizo and I love it
I've smoked weed a few times in my life and basically I can't focus on anything and as a result time seems to skip forward, because I can't even remember what I've been doing. Nasty shit is what it is. I've had worse experiences on weed than K2, which caused me to visually hallucinate. It without a doubt exacerbates underlying mental issues.

 No.59187

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>>59181
>Did you write the script for kingdom hearts?
Never played it. Never watched a single minute of gameplay. All I know of it is something something Sephirot

I went PC + (N64 -> Xbox -> Xbox 360) build as a child. Playstation always looked like garbage

>It without a doubt exacerbates underlying mental issues
Based

Right now I'm "smoking" a Delta 6a10a THC cartridge
I prefer it over many strains of medical marijuana
Alhamdulilah

 No.59188

I'm going to do this when I move out
I hate womxn

 No.60015

Update: Visited parents, mostly to take dad out to a nice restaurant. I walked in a she was just standing in the kitchen looking at me with a stupid face, I made a disgusted grimace and walked out with my dad.

Made my day.

 No.60016

>>60015
>Made my day
SAD!


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 No.49710[Reply]

Rare candid video of red-madge the flag-poster partying!
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 No.52585

Bump

 No.52608

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Red mages wife. Pic related.

 No.52610

>>52608
Is that rhe woman who did the thing

 No.52647

>>52608
I'll take her.

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>>49710
this fucker has brain damage for sure, you can't be doing those movements for hours on end and stay the same


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 No.8633[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

requesting a hide ([ - ]) flag
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 No.57546

>>57545
A new era has begun

 No.57574

>>57546
howSo?

 No.57588

>>57574
I have been SERIOUSLY lacking on sunlight, like I haven't even been in the sun enough to turn red in the past I want to say 20 years, I've just been holed in the house or avoidant of going outside in that time, lately I've been going out with the sole intention of getting a suntan and honestly the exposure has been a godsend, I never thought lack on sunlight was my problem but now I know and I feel great.

 No.57597

>>57588
dubbbz

 No.57607

>>57597
I didn't even realise, based


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 No.84603[Reply]

oi! you got a loicense for that islamaphobia?
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 No.84796

>>84795
pewdiepie hasnt been relevant since 2018

 No.84799

>>84796
Gee, I wonder what I really meant by posting that in a thread discussing the cancer known as Islam.

 No.84800

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>>84799
Golly, you sound you speak my language. I like thinking about the power of cute little girlies

 No.84801

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>>84800
Actually I was thinking of the face of this girl of whom he painted at various ages. I guess it's similar to the Madonna in that pic I'm >>'ing

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heh


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 No.60192[Reply]

I go swimming regularly at a local river
When my family gets here we first pick up trash
It feels like an offering to the river

Anyways, this place is regularly swarmed by Christians that trash the place and leave shit everywhere. I know they're Christians because they're backwoods redneck types in the very deep south. 99.9% chance they all profess Christ as Lord

I would like to make anti-littering propaganda and stick it around the place in a few spots with the one and only goal of getting people to stop throwing their trash on the ground

Are we capable of making something like this here?
>green background of some nature thing
>green because everyone loves it and see it associated with either nature or money
>white lettering over it all
>simple message to stop littering
>these people are worse than animals because no animal intentionally destroys it's own home
>propaganda must effectively coerce selfish retards into not littering
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 No.60229

>>60216
Yours truly- Big Man in the Sky

 No.60232

Put up a sign that says bears in area

 No.60256

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Hang this fuckers face up, the area will be free and clear for aslong as you wish

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>>60256

 No.60322

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>>60307


 No.1600[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

So uh…my uh….my friend got this thing a short time ago like I said. It's a device that is supposedly able to reduce plaque in the veins of the penis that can constrict blood flow and compromise the ability to have uh…normal function. I-..my friend has suffered intimacy issues his entire life and I… he did a lot of secondhand research on acoustic wave therapy for male intimacy issues which has existed for a decade or so, by now. However, because healthcare in the US is in a bad way for wagies these days it wasn't realistic to pursue this treatment. This device is comparable to those used in clinics, just with some safety features to prevent laypeople from injuring themselves.

I've…my friend only used it once so far because despite the fact that he'd bought it back in late December today was the first day my-my friend's parents were both away.

My friend informed me that it was loud and scary at first but an ultimately painless and simple process. He's looking forward to seeing if his results mimic those of the many totally-not-paid testimonials on the website. Thank you for reading this story about my friend's unfortunate problem, he was hoping to start a family some day and he thinks this might be his only shot
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 No.63761

>Virgin At 36 - Deal Breaker?

 No.63829

>>63750
If everyone did the "love don't judge" thing, including the jewish billionaires that own the planet, then the world would actually be a pretty nice place

 No.63834

>>63829
Probably not. Everybody would be a meek little homo, afraid to get others to actually do anything, or have any standards.

 No.63869

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( - )

 No.64540

>thought I had ED and PE
>Turned out I just wasn't getting fully erect for years, because my cock wasn't get enough blood due to stimulant use
t.not HDV's friend. All drugs have their price.


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 No.57547[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

This is a thread to be nice to each other in and to talk about things that are /nice/ like cool stuff you've done or have planned or have watched or listened to 🙂👍
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 No.61023

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walking home with friend is /nice/

 No.61024

I've been thinking about making an electric moped of sorts. I don't really want to spend the money right now, but a 2kW engine is only like 100 bucks and they come with a throttle and everything. For a battery I'm looking at about 200ish. As for the vehicle itself, I've got tons of old bikes rotting in my garage, I'm sure I can manage something. It's way cheaper than I expected all considered.

 No.61035

>>61024
That's really cool, keep us posted my nigga

 No.61036

Where'd h'wint go btw

 No.61048

>>61035
There's a lot of stuff I want to do that I just don't have the time for.


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