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 No.51381[Reply]

Redpill me on the Mr. Beast situation

1. Who tf is Mr. Beast?
2. Who is the troon?
3. What's their endgame?
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 No.73147

>>73115
Adding mass when you're a manlet is about as easymode as it gets, also he isn't big at all.

 No.73156

>>73115
I just want big cocks to penetrate all of my orifices and fill them with cum 24/7. I'm so upset I'm not being filled atm. I just want to be a sissy cum slut with no self respect at every second of the day. I hate that I hate to shit and eat. It takes every second away from me being a cock sleeve filled with cum.

 No.73157

>>73147
I'm just kidding! Tee hee! Pewdiepies cock in all of my orifices now! Filling me up with his cum! That's what dreams are made of!

 No.73162

>>73156
Every cock is big! Small cocks don't exist! I'll take every cock on planet earth! Forget Debbie does Dallas! This is avid has the world do him! I need all the cocks and cum at every hour and second of the day! I need cum shots all over my body when taking a shit, when showering, when doing anything that I'm not able to take all of the cocks into my body! I may be a dreamer but I'm not the only one! I love being a sissy cumslut cumdumpster cocksleeve! It's a beautiful thing and it's not just a phase mom! This is who I really am!

 No.73193

>>73162
>>73156
>>73157
Try harder slobisaga



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 No.58882[Reply]

Cutting contact with my mom was the best decision I've ever made. My only regret is that i made it so late, at 30. Literally every day since is better than the last, I have no anxiety anymore, no panic attacks, it's like the storm cloud over me is gone now. I'm going out more, I'm eating better, even my spending is under control and it's only been a year. All the internal hatred and bitterness I've had inside I focused it on her and now that she's gone from my life those feelings are gone too.

I'm free my god. I'm finally free.
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 No.59181

>>59174
>This is cheesy, not particularly poetic, insightful or anything but last night I commented to my wife "if you bring light to the darkness, then there is no more darkness"
Did you write the script for kingdom hearts?
>I think perhaps weed pushed me over the edge finally and now I'm just a full blown schizo and I love it
I've smoked weed a few times in my life and basically I can't focus on anything and as a result time seems to skip forward, because I can't even remember what I've been doing. Nasty shit is what it is. I've had worse experiences on weed than K2, which caused me to visually hallucinate. It without a doubt exacerbates underlying mental issues.

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>>59181
>Did you write the script for kingdom hearts?
Never played it. Never watched a single minute of gameplay. All I know of it is something something Sephirot

I went PC + (N64 -> Xbox -> Xbox 360) build as a child. Playstation always looked like garbage

>It without a doubt exacerbates underlying mental issues

Based

Right now I'm "smoking" a Delta 6a10a THC cartridge
I prefer it over many strains of medical marijuana
Alhamdulilah

 No.59188

I'm going to do this when I move out
I hate womxn

 No.60015

Update: Visited parents, mostly to take dad out to a nice restaurant. I walked in a she was just standing in the kitchen looking at me with a stupid face, I made a disgusted grimace and walked out with my dad.

Made my day.

 No.60016

>>60015
>Made my day
SAD!



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 No.49710[Reply]

Rare candid video of red-madge the flag-poster partying!
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 No.52585

Bump

 No.52608

Red mages wife. Pic related.

 No.52610

>>52608
Is that rhe woman who did the thing

 No.52647

>>52608
I'll take her.

 No.77584

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>>49710
this fucker has brain damage for sure, you can't be doing those movements for hours on end and stay the same



 No.84603[Reply]

oi! you got a loicense for that islamaphobia?
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 No.84796

>>84795
pewdiepie hasnt been relevant since 2018

 No.84799

>>84796
Gee, I wonder what I really meant by posting that in a thread discussing the cancer known as Islam.

 No.84800

>>84799
Golly, you sound you speak my language. I like thinking about the power of cute little girlies

 No.84801

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>>84800
Actually I was thinking of the face of this girl of whom he painted at various ages. I guess it's similar to the Madonna in that pic I'm >>'ing

 No.84806

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heh



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 No.60192[Reply]

I go swimming regularly at a local river
When my family gets here we first pick up trash
It feels like an offering to the river

Anyways, this place is regularly swarmed by Christians that trash the place and leave shit everywhere. I know they're Christians because they're backwoods redneck types in the very deep south. 99.9% chance they all profess Christ as Lord

I would like to make anti-littering propaganda and stick it around the place in a few spots with the one and only goal of getting people to stop throwing their trash on the ground

Are we capable of making something like this here?
>green background of some nature thing
>green because everyone loves it and see it associated with either nature or money
>white lettering over it all
>simple message to stop littering
>these people are worse than animals because no animal intentionally destroys it's own home
>propaganda must effectively coerce selfish retards into not littering
Post too long. Click here to view the full text.
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 No.60229

>>60216
Yours truly- Big Man in the Sky

 No.60232

Put up a sign that says bears in area

 No.60256

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Hang this fuckers face up, the area will be free and clear for aslong as you wish

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 No.1600[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

So uh…my uh….my friend got this thing a short time ago like I said. It's a device that is supposedly able to reduce plaque in the veins of the penis that can constrict blood flow and compromise the ability to have uh…normal function. I-..my friend has suffered intimacy issues his entire life and I… he did a lot of secondhand research on acoustic wave therapy for male intimacy issues which has existed for a decade or so, by now. However, because healthcare in the US is in a bad way for wagies these days it wasn't realistic to pursue this treatment. This device is comparable to those used in clinics, just with some safety features to prevent laypeople from injuring themselves.

I've…my friend only used it once so far because despite the fact that he'd bought it back in late December today was the first day my-my friend's parents were both away.

My friend informed me that it was loud and scary at first but an ultimately painless and simple process. He's looking forward to seeing if his results mimic those of the many totally-not-paid testimonials on the website. Thank you for reading this story about my friend's unfortunate problem, he was hoping to start a family some day and he thinks this might be his only shot
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 No.63761

>Virgin At 36 - Deal Breaker?

 No.63829

>>63750
If everyone did the "love don't judge" thing, including the jewish billionaires that own the planet, then the world would actually be a pretty nice place

 No.63834

>>63829
Probably not. Everybody would be a meek little homo, afraid to get others to actually do anything, or have any standards.

 No.63869

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( - )

 No.64540

>thought I had ED and PE
>Turned out I just wasn't getting fully erect for years, because my cock wasn't get enough blood due to stimulant use
t.not HDV's friend. All drugs have their price.



 No.72271[Reply]

is smoking still cool?
do any of you guys smoke?
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 No.72337

>>72308
this kid makes it look cool.

 No.72405

You see, White people instinctually feel pity for self-loathing retards. If OP wants to die so badly, he needs to be more hateful or hang out with niggers.

 No.72406

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im so shy ><

 No.72478

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>>72406
Hey 4chon. It's me the official vag00 and I made this video for you all to enjoy.

 No.99976

smok awzome



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 No.55114[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

This is the real comfy vidya thread

>post:

Low bit
High bit

Soundtracks welcome
see: https://youtu.be/kOd5_j0OTQo

wrap up and post some nostalgia based or comfy based video game materia ITT
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 No.69382

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This nigga was running thru the woods in his undies

 No.69383

Emma best girl

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 No.69447


 No.73581

>>69684



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 No.80356[Reply]

this is extremely unfair
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 No.81955

>>81943
I'd like to grow some very large cucumbers to use as anal dilators

 No.82024

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 No.82376

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I CANT BELIEFE YOUVEE CYINR HTOS

 No.82378

>>81955
what a anals di#lers?

 No.82383

>>82382
yes



 No.84004[Reply]

So i lost 27kg last time i checked, that was a few months ago, my underwear is very loose now but my diabetes sugar level is very high so I must figure out a new diet to go onto.
I don't want to give up sugar completely so im just going to avoid highly processed food and make all my food from fresh ingredients. Thank God for youtube tutorials.
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 No.84150

>>84147
Can't wait for the day someone opens a keto restaurant or takeaway place.

 No.84152

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>>84150
>keto takeaway place
That will defeat the whole purpose cuz it will be industrialised slop disguising itself as natural, stop relying on everything to be served to you

 No.84153

>>84147
i don't fucking care about carb diet shit, im just trying to eat natural and create my own flour for bread. i can eat loads of potatoes without it effecting my sugar as long as my diet is natural

 No.84234

>>84152
Yeah I was a bit caffeinated when I made that comment. It's true the processing, adding of preservatives etc wrecks food, and in fact also makes it taste like garbage. Might be repeating myself honestly but I still get surprised at the difference between store-bought sauces, dips, condiments etc, vs home-made or restaurant stuff (but I don't go to sit-down restaurants often). But some store bought stuff is okay, like pesto is nice. Had baked salmon with pesto it was excellent.

 No.84446

are chickpea flour safe?



 No.81845[Reply]

Chon zombies hanging in there?
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 No.82181

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>my cat's boo-boo smells like shea butter

 No.82256

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natalist sisters... we got too cocky

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 No.82499

zombies are sexy



 No.80596[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

PUT SALT IN YOUR WATER AND YOU'LL PEE FAR LESS AND FEEL GREAT

SALT IS GOOD FOR YOU
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 No.81132

>>80833
Isekai was a mistake. Never let kids near it.

 No.81135

>>81132
Christianity is an isekai

 No.81251

This is why kikes want to slander salt, probably.

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 No.81255

>>81254
Those are both cool names



 No.47420[Reply]

Why does everything have to be rebooted into an amorphous, formless, raceless, androgynous blob?
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 No.47624

>>47605
Fimally a show with badass masculine characters for us male gym sweaty crotch sniffing sneaker pissing enthusiasts

 No.47625

>>47624
Shut the hell up dogcunt

 No.47641

>>47612
JAWSOME

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 No.55186

>>47449
>pic
Me on the left!!!!



 No.58490[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Decided to remake 4chon.me/new on a h'whim ama
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 No.60701

>>60683
Disturbing how much he resembles Ben Franklin now.

 No.60706

>>60695
He's not a wizard. He lost his v-card to a prostitute.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Hooker_incident

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 No.60768

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 No.99979

almost funny?



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 No.74645[Reply]

are there any tech channels that aren't ran by soyboy faggots?
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 No.76711

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what is the most

MALE-LESBIAN

car ?

( "the hubby's transportation appliance :)" )

 No.76713

>>76711
leave

 No.76754

>>76713
but i need to know the vehicle of choice of androgynous husbands

 No.76755

>>76754
Electric cars.

 No.77596

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