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 No.108108[Reply]

test
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 No.108138

Need to do yoga again
Hard in winter

 No.108160

>>108138
What, too poorfag to afford central heating?

 No.108162

>>108160
Maybe he lives in Japan... it's kinda hard to do yoga under a kotatsu.

 No.108172

>>108160
You pay money for heating?

 No.108437

paid 15$ for the exact ssd enclosure that goes 4-5$ on aliexpress with free shipping

exercise rigorous patience and discipline and intellect and intuition and heredity folk wisdom to switch to another google chrome tab and search if the same product ur looking at is not sold on the chinkostore before clicking buy

your local office-computer supplies DEALER is just re-selling the re-branded temu shit

(chinkshit is all kinds of health and safety hazard btw)



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 No.96641[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Whatever you want. Find something interesting? Post it.
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The cure for your yellow fever.

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 No.105597[Reply]

Based or Cringe. Call it
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 No.108264

>>108033
>I will not read endtimes
Keyed. That shit is non-canon as far as I'm concerned.

I want to hear more about these descriptions of chaos demons, how do you mean 'creative?' I have a feeling the answer will be unsettling. I dig that.

>>108024
If GW had half a brain they'd either let these fans cook and create free advertising for their company or they'd settle on 25% ad revenue plus the rights to use fan material for promotional purposes. But as you say, evil boomer lead poisoning addled greed-driven high time preference cancer.

There are so many people just like your mate who have abandoned 40k in disgust. Critically those fans are having families (or theyre the fat nerd uncle to some) and the disposable income they'd have poured into the company to relive their youth through their kids or nieces/nephews will never be spent. Warhammer + is such a stupid idea. The enshittification/jeetening of business strategy is miserable.
>>108076
Some of the old stuff is so hard its almost eldritch I love it. If you have stuff, post it. Please.

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>>108264
>how do you mean 'creative?'
I'll give an example from manslayer, which is a spoiler for the end of the book.

At the end of the book, Gotrek and Felix fight a demon summoned from a group of cannons that had the souls of chaos sorcerers fused into them by traitors in the college of artillery. The demon is made of the living blood of people who were slain near the cannons, which sucked up the blood into themselves, and it's sort of a man-shaped blood golem with cannons for arms and legs and a mortar for a head.

It's very OC. Most of the time when a warhammer book has a demon it's like "oh yeah, that's a bloodthirster, there's a toy of that" but this is a completely unique creation. I don't hate it but I guess the cannon blood golem demon is a little bit silly.

>The enshittification/jeetening of business strategy is miserable.

Happens to every publicly traded company. At least in the United States, CEOs have a legal obligation to maximise quarterly profits for their shareholders, and it's probably similar in the UK. Enshittification is built into the system. It's not even really GW's fault. They're being drug around by greedy investors who want to pump and dump for a quick buck.

>If you have stuff, post it. Please.

I have a fair bit of 40k art, but not much fantasy. I actually went looking for oldhammer fantasy art the other day and couldn't find too much. Feels like GW is trying to memoryhole the entire setting.

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>>108269
>cannon demon
That actually sounds cool as hell, like a late-mediaeval or early-modern grain-mold-induced fever dream of a demon of war. I love that he strayed from the product line too.

>the enshittification

Idk if that's the case in the UK where GW is based. But you got me thinking a bit because this is a really interesting phenomenon and I don't reckon its as open and shut as you believe.

Didnt that US precedent get set by Dodge when Henry Ford tried to run his company for the benefit of his workers and consumers? I heard they sued him for it and won, forcing him to compromise on quality and worker conditions. Extremely blackpilling stuff. Its hard to say capitalism is always the problem and legal regulation/government is always the solution when you have the law forcing this paradigm on companies the moment they go public. I'm not a lolbert but this shows there's nuance to that problem.

Its also worth noting how rapidly the shittification is happening now and how universal it is. Something has changed since the '07/08GFC and its accelerated massively since covid. Its so blatant that people seeking reliability pursue gear made before the 08 cutoff. My mate ran his early iPhone for over a decade. Low km 80 series land cruisers go for nearly as much as new cars despite being slugs.

Cars last 5 or 6 years now and phones usually crap out within a year or two with no user serviceable parts, not even batteries. Since covid this has become so extreme that the ford dealer in a nearby city had its entire yard clogged with ford rangers and raptors brought in for common failures. The company was bleeding vast sums of money furnishing people with rental cars. I think its still real bad. Another mates hilux ate one tank of questionable fuel and died so bad it cost him thousands and months to fix. Meanwhile your old ones could run off cooking oil in a pinch and you could even turn the lights off when the dashboard sensors are obstructed.

There's more to this than just 'vanguard/blackrock' or 'us law' or 'blues and jeets' alone can account for. But one universal truth remains - if your hobby goes mainstream you're most certainly fucked. That much we can surely agree on.

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 No.108272[Reply]

Hello, I'd like to give you all the latest update about my divine mission to spread the revelation that is CRBA and the artistic genius of its creator, AVCHonline.

So I've had a server that's been hosting a bunch of projects for a while - including the CRBA website - but the setup was terrible and I really wanted to set it up better and on a more powerful server. So I started doing that recently. But because of a combination of factors, including it being more complicated than I thought, a bunch of unexpected issues, my absurdly slow upload speed, being busy with other things, and being quite sick for a while; the CRBA imageboard has been down for a couple weeks. Note that this for the imageboard (and the booru), but NOT the main gallery, which was hosted separately.

But I'd happy to announce that it's back. But not only that, I've moved to the .tw domain as previously promised: https://ib.crba.tw

I also plan to soon release a major update to the gallery site. This update will include breaking down the Sean series into comics and making it far more organized; being able to view art in chronological order; an archive of Sean's videos and music; and an archive of Sean's writings. If you have any suggestions, please tell me them

Also one thing many people have gotten wrong about this site is that it is not specifically intended to be a "nostalgia"/"retro" style - this is just the best design I could think of. If you think of improvements to the gallery (and of course the imageboard css too), please tell me.
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 No.108280

Really laggy website man. Runs like ass.

 No.108282

here OP use this snowfall script instead, it uses far less CPU usage. credit goes to Z.ai:
https://pastebin.com/CEJYYMaV

replace that whole snowstorm section near the bottom with the above in:
https://ib.crba.tw/main.js

starting from
>/** @license
> * DHTML Snowstorm! JavaScript-based snow for web pages
> * Making it snow on the internets since 2003. You're welcome.
ending at:
> // hooks for starting the snow
> if (storm.autoStart) {
> storm.events.add(window, 'load', doStart, false);
> }
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>>108282
Done. It may take some time for cloudflare to update their cache.

 No.108284

Glad to hear it's back. K-...keep us posted heh

 No.108285

>>108283
didn't notice z.ai set `mobile` to true in config section at top. should set it to false or it'll drain batteries.

also modify the mobile check so it also checks up to 430px width, a user agent check isn't thorough enough, it's often spoofed:
	// --- Mobile Check ---
	if (!config.mobile && (/Android|webOS|iPhone|iPad|iPod|BlackBerry|IEMobile|Opera Mini/i.test(navigator.userAgent)
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 No.108056[Reply]

Is nick reiner going to get out of jail/mental hospital to settle down with dw[redacted]? Will they bang a lot and have children?

>Nick is basically smiley in a parallel universe.. for anyone curious.

 No.108057

Little Nicky and dw[redacted]... not on anybodys bingo card.

 No.108059

2026 is starting off fXcked and I hate it... thanks for asking.

 No.108065

smiley was unable to get his tismbux unfrozen
>mintboard.org/vichan/bone/res/1017343.html
>mintboard.org/vichan/bone/res/1020334.html

wonder if he was stupid enough to deposit cash into a bank account (beyond what he received from tismbux). anything you put in a bank account is tracked by the government. he claimed he was high IQ before. it's not like his parents will kick him out and he'll inherit from them when they drop dead. plus he looks like he's enjoying himself playing hytale from the looks of his youtube channel. he could retire early in latin america, raise poultry like slopnar and live well if he wasn't insistent on staying in an overpriced tyrannical shithole. i think he's panicking because of his delusional plan to save up enough cash from tismbux, marry a dutch woman and try to get dutch citizenship after a few years (this is what styxhexenhammer666 tried to do with his dutch ex-wife), then get on dutch welfare. he turned 33 last week, that puts him in DILF category, you can invite him to your roster now

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>>108065
RIP

It's terrible how indians can just shut tismbux down at the drop of a hat

 No.108265

>>108065
Poor bastard, getting cut off from their chicken nugger.



 No.9420[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

rec me some documentaries or some shit
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 No.106804

A documentary about the Endurance Antarctic expedition. I've been watching a lot of stuff about polar exploration lately, and I find there to be some twisted humor in that they always end up eating their dogs. It makes sense. The dogs are there to haul supplies and when you're running low on supplies they're nothing but more mouths to feed. Better to turn them into food instead.

 No.106870

I can't tell what the "landlord" is saying because of his savage accent

 No.106871

I find her a bit attractive

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 No.104312[Reply]

No /g/, no /tech/, so whatever. Copy-pasta's going here as this image board near the top of AllChan's Top 4Chan Alternatives page, because I'm certainly fucking not registering on plebbit or twatter just to make a simple inquiry:

What do you call it, when you press hold a letter or number on your physical keyboard, that determines how fast that number or letter gets "auto-typed" and how short the delay is before inserting said character?

I'm using Fluxbox on MX Linux, and I don't know what that setting is called, meaning I don't even know what man page or setting/system application's called that's buried somewhere to look up and RTFM.

If it matters: here's the neofetch for this 11-yo PC which hasn't been updated for several years. It doesn't say which exact version of Fluxbox and which exact version of MX is being used, don't know which exact key terms to web-search to find out how to show that info, and it's likely irrelevant.
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Autistic linuxbros... we got too cocky...

 No.108234

>>108233
>russian whore opinion on twitter dot com
Literally who cares.

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>>108233
I bet she'd suck your dick for a few American dollars.

 No.108238

>>108235
She's probably a millionaire by now or close to it from how much her podcast has been earning these past several years and her other acting gigs.
>patreon.com/RedScare

 No.108239

>>108238
Management agency (read: pimp) probably takes the lions share. In any case, a whore having money doesn't make her opinion any more valid. The opposite maybe.



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 No.84681[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Where do I find a collection of all the smuggies?
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 No.106837

>>85027
should kill yourself

 No.106849

>>106834
One of the things about most smuggies is that unless you remember the file name or the exact location of it on the web, you can just draw a new one faster than you can look up and find the original.

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I found this new smuggie and its good, but something about it seem a little off. Is it possible this is an AI generated smuggie?

 No.108225

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is this a smuggie?

 No.108231

>>108225
>shall not be infringed



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 No.86116[Reply]

once i reach page 40

i's be free
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>>108171
What I find funny is normgroids take more offense at the sister fucking than murdering and eating people. Sex is the biggest taboo for Americans.

 No.108176

>>108171
>It's a compounding problem
It's... not necessarily a problem. A lot of noble lines were heavily inbred.

You have to approach it from the perspective of raising animals. Inbreeding done correctly is called "linebreeding" and can eliminate negative dominant traits and prop up recessive traits. The redheaded populations in europe for example are almost certainly the result of inbreeding in ancient times, since red hair is recessive. You can eliminate genetic diseases and breed a lot of positive traits through the power of incest.

 No.108177

>>108176
>You have to approach it from the perspective of raising animals.
That usually involves killing a lot of the litter, but I suppose in a soyciety that loves abortion so much and can detect genetic defects before birth it should be manageable in theory. I think it would be hard to convince a population to breed for certain traits, but I think a lot of people are partial to the idea of getting rid of unhealthy babies.There's something to be said about the fact that you will almost never see an Asian with down syndrome.

 No.108199

Nope

 No.108208

No destination, only endless exodus.



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>>108182
Fuck Vocaloid trannies

 No.108185

>>108183
Nigger, you expect me to read a whole thread about drama I know nothing about? Give me the cliffs, nerd.

 No.108187

Kwigger retard

 No.108188

I AM TEETHING TEETHING TEETHING LIKE A BABY

 No.108189

Oh no! Anyways.



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 No.107489[Reply]

anyone here lost a parent?

>>my dad is dying. I mean we're all dying but my dad is actually dying very soon.

>>he's been in memory care for almost three years. he went from just being old to totally losing the plot during covid. it sucked because we couldn't get him to a doctor or even really getting a formal diagnosis due to covid restrictions and lack of doctors doing their fucking jobs.
>>for a while we had a nurse help my mom during the day then leaving after putting him down for the night. that didn't last very long though because he would get up in the middle of the night and leave the house. he always wanted to go 'somewhere' just had no idea where. he was big and strong but out of his mind and mom couldn't handle him.
>>we were all terrified of putting him in the old folx home and how he would react but by then he was far enough gone that the transition was easy because he really never understood his situation fully. he'd say he wanted to go home but didn't really know where/when that was.
>>and that's how it's been for the last few years. mom would go see him a couple times a week. my sister who lives 40 mins away would see him once or twice a week. he could talk but not really ever get to a point. he appeared to recognize us but not fully understand the context of us.
>>when I visit mom I go see him every day and take her when she wants to go.
>>mom has since sold the house and moved into a separate independent living facility. she was a stay at home mom and needs lots of help just managing.
>>I'd been down there last in august and dad really couldn't communicate. he'd start sentences but was unable to finish. for the first time I felt he didn't know me.
>>I was there last week for xmas and now he's def on his way out. he has no abilities now besides getting spoon fed. he's been 'in hospice' now for several months. he's still at the same place but hospice nurses come see him twice a week plus when needed. he's getting pain meds but a low dose.
>>I spoke with the hospice nurse and asked what the timeline is. she said he'll live as long as he keeps eating.
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 No.108151

>>108041
goddamn y'all are a bunch of sensitive sallys.

 No.108159

>>108028
>>108030
>>108041
Such judgmental normalfaggots you are, why so hateful of the unattractive? Because looks are the only thing that matters to you bugmen, valuing nothing more than the breadth and depth of a puddle, the surface level your whole wide world.

 No.108163

>>108159
All your posts the last day are merely joining random threads and insulting others randomly. You have an ugly soul

 No.108164

>>108159
You're GAY for FAT OLD men.

 No.108170

>>108159
Ugly fuck detected.



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 No.108029[Reply]

Delete /new/. Delete /scrap/. Delete /test/. One board. One chon.

ONE BOARD ONE CHON
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 No.108084

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The last real post on /scrap/ was made 4 days ago (by me actually, lol). /new/ gets maybe one post every 3-4 days. There is gore spam at the top of /scrap/ right now that's been there for 9 hours and nobody noticed because nobody uses the board. People don't want to post silly spam or current events threads because they'll be relegated to these dead dungeons that nobody ever visits and are unlikely to get a reply.

DELETE THEM NOW!
ONE BOARD ONE CHON

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 No.108089

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>>108084
>ONE BOARD ONE CHON
THIS THIS THIS

literally a politics general thread on /lounge/ is all that's needed and it won't be used much

ONE BOARD ONE CHON

 No.108091

>>108089
I could see a politics general being at least as popular as the blog thread.

 No.108093

>>108089
Tbh I might make a politics general (maybe us politics general?) in here tomorrow, and damn the rules. I'll think about it.



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 No.80543[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

This is the comfy ASMR thread
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 No.108070

>vtumor asmr
>click
>hear tranny voice for 1 second
>close
>burn computer to death with makeshift flamethrower
Please stop.

 No.108073

>>106751
It's creepy and gay.

 No.108078

I like asmr

 No.108079

>>108078
Like I said, creepy and gay.

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 No.56160[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

On May 17th, much-beloved 4chon alum Giraf had passed away after having suffered a stroke on the 8th the week prior. He was 29.

I believe he'd spent more of his recent years on Kohlchan and the 4chon Telegram group-but those who'd known him know well what a good fella he was-far better than most-and gone far too soon.

The 4chon Telegram group chat (which he'd founded along with Dynd and some others) will be streaming a film in his honor at an as-of-yet undetermined date and time in the near future.

For further details, please see the venerable 4chon Steam group page.
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>>82237
I think he was just in /r9k/, didn't (openly) use /new/, the irc or tinychat as far as I recall

 No.82658

>>82237
Yes. He was just giraf

 No.82661

>>82658
shut up newfag

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 No.108055

🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒



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 No.82134[Reply]

>beady eyes with mongrel coloring
>massive semite nose
>rat mouth
>beak
>jewfro
>hands clasped together
This is the most Jewish face I've ever seen
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 No.82565

>>82562
bane?

 No.82673

S H A N E????
H
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 No.99936

lol at kike thread

 No.99942

holy shit what an ugly kike

 No.108054

shane



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