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 No.86116[Reply]

once i reach page 40

i's be free
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 No.89400

>>89399
The perfect post doesn't exi-

 No.106457

Not so fast nigger.

 No.106916

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saar

 No.106932

stupid cracka honkey be like
>got my chat-gpt email-job degree, martha
>you should go to the 4-year abortion-college to get your chatgpt email-job degree too. the more healthy young adults get their chatgpt email-job degrees the more value for theconomy (Service Economy)

also something about a manager with a peculiar voice looks like he would enjoy the cracking noise of breaking women's fingers

>we can summarize this meeting using Microsoft Copilot!

 No.106962

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>>106932
The wording of your post reminds me of the wording of this meme



 No.72225[Reply]

how the fuck can men be attracted to vaginas
thats fucking disgusting i cant respect anyone for that
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 No.106942

>>106921
Women don't have much going on down there. Apparently they can feel it through their vaginal wall but I have doubts.

 No.106943

>>106919
You have a 6 year old's understanding of anatomy, Jesus. I haven't heard shit this dumb since I was in grade 2 talking to other kids about how they figured sex worked.

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 No.106953

>>106943
>>106943
Feel free to enlighten me about how 5 foot tall women who weigh 90 pounds take the same size shits as 6 foot tall women who weigh 180



 No.84440[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

cringe thread
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 No.106812

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>maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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>>106812
>making the head smaller to make the boobs look even bigger

smdh!

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 No.100595[Reply]

Manic pixie girls. My greatest weakness.
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 No.106922

Disgusting

 No.106925

>>106922
let me have this, bro
let me have this

 No.106928

I WANT A SEXY ADULT WOMAN GIRLFRIEND AND I WANT HER NOW!!11

 No.106937

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>>106928
Do you know how bad it can be if you have a mentally unstable sexy adult woman girlfriend?



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 No.66331[Reply]

You ever notice fashion trends always involve looking stupid on purpose? Man buns, ear gauges, ripped jeans, tattoos, ect. If you want to be cool just make yourself look as stupid as possible.
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 No.106926

>>83437
With a package as small as these, the amount of microplastics or little bits of paper is an unacceptably large proportion of what you end up ingesting. Not to mention that pre ground pepper and most of the other sauces here are dog shit. Plain vinegar is a better condiment than most of these

 No.106930

>>84065
togas

 No.106933

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>>84065
I think culture is more fragmented than ever before. Think about how many percent of people have some retarded identity like being White, Trans, Jew, Communist, Gay, Liberal, Autistic, Emo, Republican, Nigger, Wigger, Wheelchair, Disney Adult, or some other stupid shit. All these identities lead to different styles. For instance during COVID some people burned their Carhartt gear, and now people are having opinions about Sydney Sweeney and American Eagle. There's nothing that's agreed on by everyone. Nothing everyone thinks is cool. So basically what's hip depends on who you ask. I personally wear ripped jeans when they rip but I don't buy them pre ripped.

 No.106934

>>83437
Probably less than a dollar worth of mustard and ketchup in all that. Dumb cunt just wants a collection to show off for the internet. She'll never actually use any of that.

 No.106935

>>106933 (checked)
that black woman is clearly trying to avoid having her purse snatched

>>106934
nah, she's hoarding as a trauma response but the real trauma wasn't caused by poverty so much as it came from parents who refused to milk the system for her benefit



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 No.80293[Reply]

holy fuck i hate having boomer neighbors

i bought out in the suburbs in a SFH subdivision, homes are ~30 years old, 4+ bedrooms on half acre lots

within 6 months of moving in, 2 of the neighbors also sold their homes, and i thought "yay, the neighborhood is turning"... and the homes both sold for 25k above asking

then they move in and it's a 74 year old and 65 year old buying a 4 bedroom house for themselves

i searched property records and found that literally every house on my street was occupied by boomers.... about 20 homes, no one is within 30 years of my age

a nice subdivision, community parks/playgrounds, quiet, safe, 95%+ white people, 5 star schools, except it's a literal retirement community

they won't leave, they won't die, they are still blocking younger generations from affording single family homes

the worst thing about boomer neighbors is that they know their time on earth is limited at this point, so they'll behave however the fuck they want
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 No.80363

>>80355
cry about it

 No.80390

>>80355
>made of breadsticks

i highly doubt that they're building structures out of breadsticks, could you post sauce to this claim?

 No.80570

>>80390
still waitin

 No.106910

>>80293
Millennial ninja neighbor family on one side have pitbulls which bit me and whose shit smells almost as bad as the chemical laundry detergents that waft into my yard. Millennial white trash who used to live on other side were always yelling at their kids and fighting. I'm millennial and I cough loudly while smoking outside. My boomer retired marine neighbor who works on his lawn hates us all. But I hate him for wasting environmental resources on lawn care. So it goes.

 No.106911

>>106910
>But I hate him for wasting environmental resources on lawn care.
He may be the biggest degenerate of them all tbh.



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 No.76592[Reply]

Where did all 4chan oldfags go? 4chan nowadays is full with zoomers, trannies, normies, coomers, cringe shitposters wanabee etc. Even discord servers with 4chan tag at dishboard or advertised at 4chan are like that. 4chan alternatives are even worse and the few decent ones are dead as hell (I can even still see threads I've made months ago).
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 No.106890

Adolf Hitler was right about almost everything and that's the only thing I'm going to care enough to contribute.

 No.106893

I thought advertisements were supposed to get me to click them. This is the type of ad you'll see on 4chan today and it's the most retarded shit of all time. Some worthless, fat computer jockey faggot at a federal agency probably got paid to make this cancer too. Join pisscord honeypot #528395030272829E839101948473929 and get groomed into America's next top shooter today!

 No.106899

>>106893
It's just a little embarrassing, yeah. heh

 No.106904

>>106893
guys like Trump and Kirk despise Europe and view niggers as brothers if they put on the red hat

sometimes I think the White race deserves to go extinct

 No.106907

>>106904
>guys like Trump and Kirk despise Europe
Those are shabbos goyim. Of course they're the only whites ever given publicity



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 No.82396[Reply]

would satan be allowed in a /lounge/ nationalist society?
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 No.82492

>>82441
some ugly retard

 No.82497

>>82450
i dont stalk people, people stalk me

 No.82503

>>82396
>satan
who?

 No.82532

>>82497
you stalk niggers and lick their erections when you catch them

 No.106901

>>82532
Interesting



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 No.93621[Reply]

were you popular in high school?
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 No.106876

>>106873

No, apart from my physics teacher all the rest were worthless, actually worse they did not just fail me. They failed about 80 of the kids in my school
Got paid well and went through life believing they were great and had not done anything wrong
yep, worthless sacks of shit
II did not get better after I left either
Hope like the song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLXzCYM4d-0&list=RDNLXzCYM4d-0&start_radio=1

don't know if entered it correctly, its in play list
so make of it what you will

 No.106882

>>106730
When I get old I want to just get really risky- hiking alone, iV drug use, graffiti, burglary

 No.106883

>>106882
Tough to do that sort of thing when you're old. Your body doesn't move as well.

 No.106891

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>>106882
Risky-hiking sounds fun.
IV drug use, well you'll be dead before you realise I was right.
Graffiti, yeah I mean if you're any good at it or you have something to say
Burglary......
>>106883 is right it gets a lot harder
This will sound very gay, I don't give a fuck
Start doing Yoga, like tomorrow
Work out light weights, swimming
Learn to eat all types of stuff healthy, junk food and obviously how to live of the land.
If that's how you want go out
Me I'm still working on myself and watching the future and trying to make sure I'm ready for any major change. Also keep planning and thinking of ways to improve my situation.
All the best both you anons
one last thing avoid being addicted to anything, caffeine, tobacco, alcohol, drugs, gambling, sex......
I'm not saying be a prud, just avoid addiction to anything

 No.106898

>>106891
Being not addicted to anything is very good advice. I'm curious how you would determine whether someone's addicted to something.



 No.65854[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Beautiful White Women thread #3
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 No.106551

>>106541
Beaten with my cock.

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 No.106572

>>106540
Did anyone else notice the guy leaning forward with what looks like a phone behind his back in the last split second of this video ?

 No.106603

>>106572
Gramps be filmin

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 No.96108[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

MERRY CHRIMBUS EDITION
Hope you've eaten your fair share of hair this year, otherwise the Winter Man won't come.

Previous threda: >>>/lounge/77180
Archive: https://archive.ph/ZV3Hs
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 No.106844

same director as >>106842

 No.106888

Fell asleep last night watching "the infiltrator." Now trying to finish it. It is awful. I looked on rotten tomatoes to confirm that it is awful but the normie scum on there gave it 70%. Everything about this movie is derivative, but not in a fun way. Brian Cranstons performance is bad but not as bad as many of the others. Unbelievable how bad this movie is. Every actor is chewing gum or fidgeting throughout the whole movie. They say their lines like they're in a highschool play and looked embarrassed to be in the movie. The lines were really badly written. Garbage



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 No.56318[Reply]

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 No.82444

TANKS 4 DA BUMP

 No.106840

i've been thinking about this thread a lot

 No.106851

>>70101
uoooooooooooooooooooh

 No.106874

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2026 WE KILL ALL NIGERS
2026 WE KILLL ALLL NIGERS
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2026 WE KIL ALLLL NIGERS
2026 WE KILL ALL NIGERS
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2026 WE KILL ALL NIGERS
2026 WE KILLL ALLL NIGERS
2026 WE KIL ALLLL NIGERS
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 No.106877

>>106874
Nigeria has a lot if Nigers in it lmfao



 No.104312[Reply]

No /g/, no /tech/, so whatever. Copy-pasta's going here as this image board near the top of AllChan's Top 4Chan Alternatives page, because I'm certainly fucking not registering on plebbit or twatter just to make a simple inquiry:

What do you call it, when you press hold a letter or number on your physical keyboard, that determines how fast that number or letter gets "auto-typed" and how short the delay is before inserting said character?

I'm using Fluxbox on MX Linux, and I don't know what that setting is called, meaning I don't even know what man page or setting/system application's called that's buried somewhere to look up and RTFM.

If it matters: here's the neofetch for this 11-yo PC which hasn't been updated for several years. It doesn't say which exact version of Fluxbox and which exact version of MX is being used, don't know which exact key terms to web-search to find out how to show that info, and it's likely irrelevant.
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 No.106847

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elonbros... we got too cocky

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 No.106868

>>106847
Seems like a miscommunication

I think they're looking at it in isolation as if it's referring to the lines of code necessary to get a single function or job task to work which can greatly vary. If a function didn't take much code to work though presumably the programmer would be free to work on other things and therefore submit more code in the process, right?

There are at least a few programmers I'd met who'd bragged at one time or another about getting their allotted task done and sitting on their ass for days or weeks at a time, taking advantage of the laypeople they work for (who themselves don't do or deserve shit usually, for what it's worth). As ambivalent as I am to woke libtard tech companies getting scammed I'm really not certain what other metric one could use to measure a programmer's productivity the holistic sense when you know they can easily withhold what work they may have done up until the moment their deliverables are due.

 No.106869

>>106868
having more lines of code can be inversely proportional to solving a probem.

the other problems you mentioned are not fixable for the majority of businesses, there are just too many compounding contradictions in US soyciety. they can probably be alleviated with contract work becoming the norm instead of full-time employment. if you want to know why rome faded away, it's from this kind of increasing social malaise. what you're seeing is the dog-eat-dog phase of a dying empire of everyone not trusting each other and looting whatever they can.

i know you're unwilling to accept that since you think trump is "bringing back a new golden age", "muh gdp", and "muh record stocks", but everything comes to an end. you have plenty of people on the right who see the writing on the wall. peter schiff said years ago that china is managing capitalism better than the US.

 No.106875

>>106868
it's much much harder to write less code and to document it. that's a full focus, good sleep, good communication whitepeople thing.

most enterprise programming is about abstracting problems away, making existing solutions somewhat reusable, not messing with and breaking the existing thing, making the code more and more declarative (what 2 do it in business terms) than procedural (how 2 do it in terms of lower level compooter language).

it is easier to just pass the output of the existing thing to a new thing that is relatively quickly written as a wrapper for the specific to the task at hand, made with the highest level most human readable naming abstractions.

that's one way incomprehensible jeetcode bloat nonsense maze gets made. one abstraction around another. functions and classes (a collection of data + it's associated functions) for the most simple that get extended and wrapped endlessly. random hooks and callbacks into the existing code to extend it's functionality without changing it proper risking of breaking it. more function parameters tacked on to handle one specific case.

days can be spent cutting out the fat and useless guardrails of one existing 150-10k loc script/module if you really want to make it le good and reduce it's length 5-10x. lotsa enterprise applications can be 100 or 1000x smaller than they are.

except it's too much work and you don't even know all the expected yet undocumented edge cases it handles or emits, so it will be your responsibility when the application breaks in production. better not touch it and do just what's actually asked from u. bugs are estimated, but not really planned.

le barely works but works fuck maintainability is the norm for the businesses. slowdown of work from it is not so measurable and no one would bother to soyentifically estimate it, so just throw more money and jeets or "AI" (lol) at it, that should work right(?). no product owner will ask you to sit there for a week per month throwing out shit code and report back how much shit you threw out, because they are not taught the value of it, nor it's their problem. they may know it's accumulated shit but they are just there to loot, like the other guy said.



 No.9420[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

rec me some documentaries or some shit
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 No.106794

Chinese engineers try to do business with black negroes on the negroes home turf

 No.106804

A documentary about the Endurance Antarctic expedition. I've been watching a lot of stuff about polar exploration lately, and I find there to be some twisted humor in that they always end up eating their dogs. It makes sense. The dogs are there to haul supplies and when you're running low on supplies they're nothing but more mouths to feed. Better to turn them into food instead.

 No.106870

I can't tell what the "landlord" is saying because of his savage accent

 No.106871

I find her a bit attractive



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 No.100608[Reply]

In this thread we will talk about anything related to sleep, dreams, nighttime, etc
Last thread : >>3337

Today's dream involved going outside at night and finding some qt goth chick who asks me to help walk her home. On the way, some beefy dude shows up and starts stabbing me. I stab him back worse. We both start running out of enough blood to continue stabbing, so I tell the girl now would be a good time to stop being useless. She then proceeds to kill him. Meanwhile I stay conscious long enough to get dragged into her house to be patched up. Win?
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 No.106733

Been having a lot of sexually explicit dreams lately. I blame taking a couple weeks off from alcohol. Time to get back on the bottle to rectify this problem and retvrn to having violent dreams instead.

 No.106758

Had sleep paralysis last night. Was playing vidya, got off to go to bed. Checked outside front door. All calm. Started going to bed and got yanked down to the ground hard from behind. Was paralyzed a bit, couldn't fight back well. Something started dragging me out of my house through the front door. Woke up in bed

 No.106852

Can't remember anything, only that I had a cape. Now I want a cape.

 No.106853

I remember that Jurai power is the greatest power in the universe, and being on a spaceship

 No.106866

>>106853
Mihoshi.. my love.. I..



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